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ikekings: Aha!!!! Where went that ”ATMC“ babe? I wan see how she go take unlock a guys heart for this wooing...

as if u know...i had plans for u but it seems u r taken

chinedumo: how should he be in control?

u r in a better position to tell him how

[quote author=Duke_Nija]Why are you inducing dis guy? [/quote]no induction here jare, person wey want do something go do am

[quote author=Flygerian.]Ok, its now called "double standard" abi? ... Ok o!

I go intentionaly touch a random gal for nyash and wen dem ask me y? I go tel dem say na "double standard".[/quote]

Tx

Dube lucky, a reggae musician

REALITY101: I hope I get laid afterwards

yeah, in reverie

I thought d game'd begun, i couldn't even read past d 1st page...

vivian chinaza: Seconded!

cool

Creamychic: I agree

seconded

190: Abil honey

This is more than a game 2me
If you decide 2 pick caseless over me
I want u 2 know that its cool with me
What matters most 2me is me been in ur life
And not just this game, I've always wanted
A personal connection between us and I believe
This was Gods connection for us
I'm not expecting u 2b single but its my plan 2 slowly walk in2 ur life
I hope u give us d chance 2 really talk outside here and then u get 2 really
Get 2know me better

I love u

190

just curious, like u planned to take it off nl with slim, she didn't know oh oh, goodluck with ur new love :*

abiL: @190

You're always trekking from Lagos to sokoto for every girl... Na wa o!

I didn't like the fact that you brought other people's name into it (slimyem and ikekings). It's supposed to be between me and you, not the girl that rejected you and your e-bestfriend. 

Apart from that, I love what you've written. I didn't know you could deliver something so eloquently expressed. I love the way you wrote it like you meant it. 

You wrote a long as[s] novel, but I enjoyed reading it


@Caseless

I like how quick to the point yours was, but it felt like you couldn't be ars[e]d to type it. I do put into consideration that it's hard to woo someone you don't really know, whilst typing on your phone.


I appreciate both of your efforts (esp. 190's effort lol) but I can only choose one. 

190... I've been wooed by you 

i hope this pill calmed u

ArQueBusieR: Life used to be all about me: I was the sun-like star and the earth succumbed to my gravitational pull. I was Mr. Invincible: the quintessential macho man. I was an Einstein in my own eyes. But unlike Einstein, I lacked something: an all-powerful equation. So I set out to formulate the 'almighty equation for happiness'. I was a happy man and this was going to be a cakewalk, right? Wrong! Something was conspicously missing from my equation. I thought of everything abstract, but I just couldn't find the missing piece. I felt sad: "maybe I'm no Einstein, after all", I muttered to myself.
Suddenly, I had a lightbulb moment: "Could the missing piece(s) be found in things concrete?" So I put my crazy imagination to work: I imagined myself floating aimlessly through the empty depths of space. Out of nowhere, something caught my fancy: a singularity. Burning so bright and bombarding me with Hawkings radiation from all angles. I was flanked; powerless against it. As I was about being sucked into the blackhole, my last thoughts, surprisingly, were thoughts of you: "how I wish it was the intelligent and ridiculously stunning Goldieluks bombarding me with her love instead of some stupid naked singularity". You're the only who can smash my huge ego to smithereens in a propitious way with your remarkable personality, Goldie. It feels as though we were precision-engineered for each other by a supreme being. You're the missing piece in my life. You and I could form a bond so strong it'll put the cohesive strength of carbonado atoms to shame. Together we can put the 'happy' in 'happiness'. No one else can make a "real man" of me, Goldie.
Now I have my equation:
Me + You = Infinite happiness.
What do you think?
lol

i like this!

[quote author=190-the-clown]Who imma facing [/quote]take a chill pill joor, ur body too dey hot, wetin? D explorer is on it...so chillax

[quote author=D-Explorer] In the absence of FlowerPower and co. The Last Slot for The Wooing Challenge Season 1 will be ArQueBusieR and Belamour to woo Goldieluks. Thank you! [/quote]exhales, finally at last

Happy birthday ma

Its a matter of choice, but abstinence isn't easy at all at all

It's all to their destiny!

berem: thanks babe! But hey! That's not me o! Lol

know dt yeah,

jhydebaba: Come akproko, who makes you the jugde here? That's my style of wooing, if you don't like it face the epistle guys. Na by force? BTW, na you I woo? Face front joor

loosers signatureeee

brokoto: Badosky me i like you. E don tey wey i wan tell you but everytime area no go clear. I remember the 1st time wey we jam for mama akpors alomo joint, the way i just de cut you eye. I no say you code sha but as Badosky wey you be you just chillax! Remember that time wey those small boys wan waylay you for Osempe roundabout? Na me chase them with my men na.
My teacher tell me say na Bad, Badder, Baddanba and as you bad plus me wey come badder, if we join e go be BADDANBA na. Abi how e make brain?
I know say our paroles go tight scatter. E no get as anybody wan pour san san inside because we too strong. Wise man talk say: birds of the same feather. . .na the same mama born them. Na im make i de tell you so: make the same mama born us today na, abeg. . .:*

ROTFL!

ItsModella: ah, e no easy o. After I see "parabolic trajectory" for inside the toast, I know say dat one don end.

yeah, dt line got me wondering if his love is to go down like a projectile afterwards

ikekings: Touching right?

yeah and a bit overboard but he tried

190: My Love slimy diamond yem!!


My father used to say love is just a word in which could not possibly ever show ones true feelings for someone but in my case its entirely different. I can say it anywhere even on NTA 9'oclock news that the best part of my day comes when I read your opinions on nairaland. So you can only imagine what is was like for me to see you in person if you ever grant me that opportunity. I am one of the lucky few to ever have actually met the girl of their dreams. Most guys will feel a special pain in their stomachs from the nervousness of simply being around the one they think they love...

Well I know that I love you and I have not had that pain leave me once in the past couple of months that i've known you. Because you see, its not just being around you that makes me so nervous, excited, and afraid.... But the very thought of you that sends me into a spell. To say such as this, so soon after meeting, might be viewed as ignorant to what love really is. But i've thought something might have been love in the past, and never before have I been so sure as I am here, and now. Thinking of you, yet again.......

Having this conversation with you already is much more fun than i expected; it is rather heavenly; thank you very much for being with me. I haven’t ever enjoyed a date so much. I can’t express in words, how much I want to be always with you; in your sweet company, just listening your sweet voice and your unarticulated talks, full of innocence. I can’t imagine that one can ever find a girl like you, so generous and kind hearted.

Today morning, you were in my dreams, wearing the same dress that that i imagined you wearing, a Pink spagetti flowing silky gown and asking me some question that I don’t remember now. You were looking very beautiful, just like a fairy.

Here i am thinking what you might be up to tomorrow evening? im thinking of we going to the cinema to see the latest romantic flare available on screen at the cinema. ikekings told me its a very romantic movie, full of love-tragedy, i dont know if you would love to see it with me. Would you love to come see it with me? I could easily arrange the balcony tickets for the movie which would be showing tomorrow’s evening show. We shall first watch the movie and then have dinner together. Will you reach the theatre yourself or should I pick you up from your office, tell me? I’ll call you tonight, around eight.

I think you will be happy if you see this movie with me too. i still cant believe im standing before you having this conversation, its like a dream come true for me, I know you may probably have a few flaws about me and they keep saying you cant change a man but i can assure you that if you give me this chance i would do everything to be that man you have always wanted, i mean this and my word is my bond honey


You give me lots of love. Each and every small thing was very pleasant. You made me happy and I tried to make you happy. During my bad time, mere thoughts about you ends up giving me butterflies in my tummy and you make me feel easy. Words are too small to express how much I LOVE YOU so i would rather put it in actions, probably by the end of this year i would like us to have a 2week vacation to tenerife SPAIN, last time i was there i vowed that the gurl i ever fall in love with which happens to be you would also get to see what my lovely eyes saw so please i would like you to seriously start considering that as well. Your likes and dislikes are known to me and im so careful about them


I deeply feel your love here. You always inspired me to do good things. every blessed passing day you have become more attractive, which is our key to long relationship.

I am very happy and love you. So I wish to spend rest of my life with you.

please just give me one chance to come into your beautiful life and spend it with you
Im not asking for 2 chances but just this one chance,

please would you be my gurl. . . I am ready to trekk from lagos to sokoto just to prove my undying love for you,I would lay down the last drop of my blood just to be with you and if spending just one minute of my life with you is what i need to do then i am more than prepared to do it

and lastly im sorry for saying those harsh things to you, i only wanted your attention..

I really love you

Yours sincerely

J.boy

wowwww!

jhydebaba: Hey Tenderly!

I just wanna express my love for you. Our meeting was not coincidence at all but I must confess to you that it is the Lord's doing and it got to be marvelous in our sight.

Babe, I wanna look deep into ur salty eyes, deep into it, there I know I belong. I wanna climb ur palm tree like figure and drink out of the most flavoured natural water that flows thereof. Allow me to lower my sense of taste under u, right in ur V spot as in ur G zone and bring out the most sweetened juice ever produced by nature.

I wanna hold ur tender hand with utmost tender care and tenderly care for you if only if you gonna accept my proposal tendered with my tender hands.

Waiting tenderly for ur reply.


*sings for her*
Love me "jeje", love me tender.

so its all about sexxx...talkers do less, u fail woefully joor

Shollypopz: I've read both!
Bittyend keeps showing off, no pleading @ all! I think he was praising himself rather than wooing me, he made it all about him. Gave me d impression that I'll be lucky to have him not the other way.........

Belamour gave me a warmly feeling. I like d friends part but I don't rmbr ever talking to him on here. In fact I'm sure this is d first time he is noticing my ID. Gave me d impression dat he could be a liar.

I'm sorry, can't pick any

lol @ d analysis

bennyraz: abeg tell her o!! including slimyem & shollypopz..

congrats! So when r we popping d champagne for this...*winks*

ikekings: Emmm... Lol... All ladies ain't the same.. So, what works on you might not work on anoda lady...#fact

theory...one key opens all ladies as a matter of factly

ItsModella: whew, Good Lord. This one hard o...Both Acidosis and Sexkillz did a wonderful job. They both captivated the essence of love in a clear way. But there can only be a winner, abi? And that winner is.................Acidosis. Deep words you got there, bro. Very pleading and realistic and that is the point of wooing. I like that. Sexkillz, abeg no vex o .

u get mind! Lolz

sexkillz: [color=#000030]
For ItsModella. . .

There comes a time in a man's life when he realizes that he wasn't meant to be alone, and off he goes on a journey, searching for the one to make him complete. Along the way my dear, i met you. . .

You came into my life like a dazzling light, taking calculated steps of of the shadows of the darkest night. You have made my world brighter in immeasurable ways that mere words cannot translate. I have met ladies on my journey, but none of them can compare to you. You have proven to be more than just a friend to me. You are my jewel, my light in a bedarkened world, a model for others to emulate. . . Yes baby, you.

I honestly cannot do this alone. How can i begin to make you see that for my life to remain on the parabolic trajectory it was meant to be on, i need you. . . I need you, yes baby, you. . . I need you to make me whole, to make me complete, to fill a void in my heart.

Come with me, be my queen. Together we shall stand for what is right. . . Together, we shall create a niche that would obviously be enviable. . .

Mere dreams? Yes i know, but dreams come true. . .

I want to look into your eyes. . . I want them to kill me softly until i pass out in your arms, and then, you'll bring me back to life with a kiss to my lips, and a smile on your face. . .

It is not a sign of weakness that you make me feel this way. Bottling up i have tried, but i cannot take it anymore, no. . . It would only make me more miserable. My emotions have bubbled and erupted forth and here i am, telling you exactly how i feel. . .

I m not perfect, and neither are you, but together, we are perfect for each other.

These are mere words, but i want them to travel from your eyes and into your heart and etch themselves in there, and leave a lasting unforgettable impression on you. . . Yes baby, you.

All i can do is ask, and ask i surely will. . . Pls be my love, pls be mine. . .

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MY GOODNESS!!

ikekings: lol.... Nawa ooo.. No be small thing upon the brain cracking...

pele, u don't woo a girl by talking urself down,