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@Topic,Story story,
Stoo-ry.
Once upon a time,
Time,time.
*clears throat* Back to business-he'd have a hard time convincing me oh. Why was the housemaid nak.ed? How did she get all tied up? Etc etc.

koolchicco:
Wow, this is prolly the best time to be in your room.

How you gon get in? I'm better protected than Fort Knox. .

No,no. . My shayoo has levels.
I can't drink anything bitter,e.g stout-which kain punishment be dat? Except if i mix it with malt/pepsi.
Star/Gulder/Harp etc is tasteless to me.
My shayoo is Smirnoff Ice or J.w and maybe vodka,pere.
Schnapps is a waste of time,Don Simon is useless to me-its not sweet enough.

Idowuogbo:
^ omo iya i dey o , u dey shayoo
are u not underage , no damage your oesophagus finish puberty na

Shayoo is good for the body! There is no legal age for alcohol in Naija so underage or not doesn't matter. And no worry,my oesophagus and puberty will be perfectly fine.
@Topic,Darey's Ba ni kidi's on my mind and in my ears. . "Alhaji,alhaji put ya money in the bowl". .

koolchicco:

Unzip your mouth jhor. . I wanna get wasted this night. Next shot coming up!
Disclaimer: If at any point in time later this night i start typing/posting rubbish,please remember that the J.w is taking effect.

Idowuogbo:
i dey ebariba

Ore mi tooto,bawo ni? O ti pe ni mo ri oju e. Where you dey since?

Sneaking a shot of my daddy's J.W into my room. . *contented sigh* Keep walking. .

desertboom:
Some women with their crayfish brain. . . . She was recieving unlimited gifts and money. What was she expecting? Is her boss father christmas or run charity organization? E go hard for some women for this world.

See insult!!! Dude you're wicked oh. .
@topic,i think she should tell him,but she should be prepared to lose her home-there's a very REAL possibility that her marriage will end the minute he hears it.

My dream guy? Hmmmn. . I have a pretty good idea of what he'll be like.
@Roky this one is getting too damn much! You took StephenP from me,i did not complain,and now you want to steal Hrithik? Dude lemme inform you,he sent his people to my father's house to come and pay my bride-price last week oh,although we are keeping it secret for now. For him i don't mind being a second wife. . . LEAVE HRITHIK ALONE!!!

I read like mahdd. Seriously,if a body could die of reading too many novels,theyd've buried me long ago.
I read my first Hadley Chase in pry. 4.
I HATE M & B's.
I never eat at the right time.

Damn so this thread is still alive? @Fstranger,you don try oh. .

koolchicco:
Amen sweets.^^

L'oruko Jee-su! *i always wanted to say that*. . It's not our portion dah-ling. .

@Topic,of course it's wrong. It's morally wrong,physically wrong. . All kinds of wrong.

IgadtSwag:
@atrieds
endless possibilities like me finding the padlock to that globe padlock and then opening those damn legs!

Hehehe. . You wish!

May the good Lord not allow us to see such evil. Amen.

koolchicco:
What did I do again

You betrayed me with Mygoldie. I will tell Reed for you

koolchicco:

koolchicco:
@OP


When she's reached menopause.

[b]Kolo[/b]chicco. .Smh

ragdollz:
Lol Atreides, I was wondering when you'll drop your favourite punchline (what ever fries your dodo )

Dude i love that line!!!

ragdollz:
Lol it's only gross if your briefs are crusted with green mossy stains. However mine look like I hardly wear them . Anyway, I had to stop him washing any more of my wears bc he turns my panties to boxers and my tees to overcoat due to the vigorous way men wash .

Oh well. Whatever fries your dodo jare.

chic2pimp:
Oh Really? .

Please ask her. what happened to my hands? That's kinda gross,IMO.

Orikinla:
The sexiest looking men on earth are Nigerian men.

You must have been seeing the only kind of men you attract.
The UGLY ones.

Ujujoan:
^^^ heeeeeey look at that . . . . it has a brain!

Loool. . . You think it knows you were talking to it?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=593543.msg7613349#msg7613349 date=1296132627]Awwwwww.   Okay. One bini man have a flat stomach.  Happy?[/quote]My brother has a flat stomach! That's two! *I feel compelled to tell you that he's a 10 year old. However,a six pack is a six pack.*

@honeric,obviedo we ghin a? E be like sey e dey pain you oh. . See as you vex. .

SA Goddess:
Good afternoon youngster, how is school? Remember to close your legs and open your mind!

School's not in yet! Don't worry,my legs are padlocked with Globe padlock and i've thrown the keys away! And my mind is always open to endless possibilities!

SA Goddess:
50+

Anty SA Goddess goodmornin ma!

And who mentioned bible? I know i didn't.

Tosinville:
huh! shey u wowo ni? werrin do guys wey dey your school? are they on wheelchair wit am amputated legs? abeg carry your face of deceit c0mot for here.

Ldkmd. . Hehe. . You're wicked oh. .
@OP,chica how can you post your number on the internet? Seriously? An email addy woulda been loads better. And sorry to say this,but posting it makes you seem desperate.

Pame:
good looking u,

Thanks
You're. . Erm. . Not bad.