₦airaland Forum

RSVP:
1 litre of vegetable oil keh...

Nah to dey enta toilet every 2 minutes oo

Dharniel:
a

Martin0:
Haha today is no bra day,I wonder why see your company

Martin0:
Jealousy go shay bad belle go,oya complet am..
(Wacorner song)

OtemSapien:
hahahaha, I wonder why you haven't received a 'like' for this funny comment yet. Now I have pressed 'like' how much you go pay me?

candlewax:
Every forum attracts its members one way or another, some are attracted to Nairaland because of great stuffs by Explorers, tosyne2much, lalasticlala

some are attracted by the folly of airforce1, lefulefu, deadrat, dominique and others in their category

however, some aim to make FP but I am attracted by the beauty herein, people like Sinaj, dillusionist, missyqween, preetiex, phintohlar, divay22, elantraceey, safiaa, adaumunocha, peachess, some in this category gives me the zeal and material to masturbate more （thanks to their DP）except for Augustap that actually visited me.

what attracts you to Nairaland

cc heeyhun, ScotFree

DeadRat:
what Is Your Name? You Have Wasted A Soul Today... Just Give Him Rope To Go And Hang Himself

DeadRat:
hahahahaha you Sef no De Taya.

candlewax:
whats class to you？im serious tell me, whats your fvckn life style like.

you talk about class but still work your ass off, not because you a CEO or something
what you talking about nerdy？waking up by 6am going to work and earning less than 100k a month。b1tch please！
you talkn bout class when you still write application letters.

candlewax:
check the worlds population statistics, what makes you think you are special？ because you wear glasses？ no thats vision impairment, because you are lady？ as of last 24hours, i have two ladies hitting on me because you are a billionaire？i dont think so, I dont fvckn think so, all it takes to forget you is whatsapp, yah
！ how you may ask, im just gonna text an acquaintance from whatever part of the country to come see me and in a flash you re forgotten. thats the standard for,the past 6years

ChopBellefull:
No na, i ll com late, coz i hv a meeting in Libya for peace talk

candlewax:
well, i can afford to spend the rest of my life fvckn and partyn. im no addict, just gotta stay busy. about me not doing the job now, change is constant, dont be so certain

candlewax:
i've had ladies hate on me before they got to know me, now they keep crying whenever i move on, you could be in their situation tomorrow, just saying

candlewax:
i can imagine the kinda face you make while getting fvcked。damn ugly

candlewax:
Augustap, this could be us
cc ScotFree

candlewax:
you dont know sh1t bout my type, bloody liar, what can you tell bout me？ nada！isnt it？or you can prove me wrong, c'mon girl。tell me more about me

candlewax:
You are now feeling fly, read you statement again, does it make any sense. sorry i wont be emailing you again. same reason i took down my DP？ who said fate is feminine？ you define useless, i will give you two reasons

1, you are a dunce
2, you cant even satisfy my urge
FYI, i was flattering you to get my desired result, dont take those stuffs serious, i cringe for the fact i called u pretty. taaa！#numskull