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HealthRe: Man Gets A Baby After Joystick Transplant (Photo) by augustine: 10:27pm On Mar 23, 2017
Ishilove:
While other countries are making strides in virtually every field, Nigerians are holding meetings and conferences over uniform, planning how to start producing toothpicks and pencils locally, stealing enough for their generations yet unborn, fighting on Nairaland and shouting 'Afonja', 'Igbo', 'Igbo' 'yoloba' etc.

A man has had his sexual organ restored through science and the grace of God, and it was done in Africa. Nigerians wake up!
When we have our best brains heading our vital institutions, and not square pegs in round holes, in the guise of federal character. We would then excel above the matter of discuss.
PoliticsRe: London School Of Economics Debunks Dino Melaye's Degree Claim by augustine: 9:58pm On Mar 23, 2017
ndiko:
Like President like senator
And national party leader as well, or have you forgotten the bob- Chicago scandal.
RomanceRe: When Ladies See Handsome Guys: See What Happens by augustine: 1:39pm On Mar 10, 2017
Dannidom:
Na so I pin this fine girl for corner one fine evening dey jonz her she cum dey form 'excuse mi, am nt interested' see babe wey i don catch checking me out the whole day cum the do me that kind ting. The funny tin be say as I dey near her (as in her back dey for wal) na so her boobi go dey push up, she still dey talk dat rubbish until my lips reach her own she no talk again til i reach yonder with my finger cum see say she don wet finish.
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Girls eh
Hahahahum. When you do biological exercise with them finish nko? Them go still excuse themself for corner or tell you to close eye, make them dress up.
PoliticsRe: Residents Confirm Helicopter Supplies To Herdsmen In Delta Community by augustine: 1:03pm On Mar 10, 2017
Please, people should stop aiding and abetting deception by using the term Fulani herdsmen instead of Fulani Militiamen. For those who still do not know, there is a jihad ongoing against southern Nigeria in disguise. The earlier we restructure Nigeria or even disintegrate, the better for us all; otherwise the Rwandan massacre will be a child's play to the explosive violence that is loading in Nigeria. You think it's mere coincidence that all top command positions in the armed forces and other paramilitary formations are in the hands of core northerners. Read between the lines people.
NYSCRe: Edo Corper, Gbadamosi OluwaMayowa, Arrested For Sleeping With His Student by augustine: 11:05am On Mar 10, 2017
obembet:
Chai....

Just 14 years is OK

Remain this man in pix below...

Pls arrest him for child abuse
To arrest this one will be like trying to press water out of a stone. You will also have to arrest the little bride's parents, their custom and religion.
NYSCRe: Edo Corper, Gbadamosi OluwaMayowa, Arrested For Sleeping With His Student by augustine: 10:55am On Mar 10, 2017
Evergreen4:
The boy stupidly walked into the shadow of death with his two legs
And his two eyes wide open!
PetsRe: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by augustine: 10:47pm On Mar 09, 2017
martineverest:
i dont support violence...but this man got what he deserve...y name ur dog muhammad when u know the implications?

Some people are just professional troublemakers
Clap for yourself impartial chief judge. So from the evidence before you, the man just woke up and named his dog Muhammad without any provocation. Yeye de smell.
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Police Officers Sentenced To Death Over Apo Six Killings by augustine: 10:25pm On Mar 09, 2017
FriendNG:
Northerners are not criminals like you. Meanwhile they were arrested during Obasanjos tenure: a Christian from the South. So come and blame Buhari for blocking the arrest of northern police in 2005
In your line of thinking, probably it was also Obasanjo that arranged and facilitated the escape of DPO Othman from detention in police headquarters.
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Police Officers Sentenced To Death Over Apo Six Killings by augustine: 10:11pm On Mar 09, 2017
Emeskhalifa:
So dat case neva finish??

What about the assistant commissioner of Police, the DPO of that time?? I remember how they all were being dragged up and down over the case as of tht time
They arranged for the DPO to escape because he is Fulani. Imagine someone that was locked up on the forth floor under guard in police head quarters Abuja..
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Police Officers Sentenced To Death Over Apo Six Killings by augustine: 10:02pm On Mar 09, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
no northerner abi undecided
You mean Muslim abi? The other three discharged, are they not in conspiracy with the ones sentenced? What about the dep commissioner that admitted giving the order for the killings.
PoliticsRe: Helicopter Delivers Supplies To Fulani Herdsmen In Delta Desert — Lawmaker, Ivew by augustine: 11:21pm On Mar 08, 2017
qualityovenbake:
This terror treat needs to be taken seriously by the military chief. They mustn't wait until this terrorist group carry out their attacks.
How sure are you that the military chief is not part of the plot? Do you think it is mere coincidence that the heads of all military and paramilitary formations come from a particular tribe.
RomanceRe: Virgins Have Nothing To Offer Except Their Tight Private Part – Nigerian Girl by augustine: 12:42pm On Mar 08, 2017
Miggs:
I doubt you read my earlier post on this thread.The fact that a lady is a virgin today,does not mean she won't fucck around after she gets disvirgined tomorrow.The fact that Ifediba isn't a virgin today,does not mean she fuccks around.
Nigerian men,make una open una eyes.There is no such thing as a pure,angelic woman.They simply don't exist
Quit searching for what doesn't exist
But at least if you disvirgined your wife, you will have an excellent bond with her physically, emotionally and spiritually; then it will be easier to forgive her if she is ever caught philandering. With a non-virgin, you would imagine the worst about her past; including possibly being an olosho at some point in time.
FoodRe: A Piece Of Fish Sold For N42,000 At Lagos Supermarket Shocks Man (Photos) by augustine: 9:29pm On Mar 07, 2017
I suppose it's a printing error. #420.00 (four hundred and twenty naira) looks more realistic seeing that the piece of fish weighs a mere 120grms.
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Become Of Those Who Have Died Before The Birth Of Christ? by augustine: 12:58pm On Mar 05, 2017
olumosen:
You can correct my English. It's my first time of creating a topic.

As it was written in the bible that whosoever that do not believe in Jesus Christ won't be saved and will rot in hell. My question here is what will happen to those who never knew Jesus Christ?
God is eternally just and always gives people the opportunity to right their wrongs. Therefore when Jesus Christ died, within those three days before his resurrection; He was actually in the spirit world (Land of the dead) destroying Satan's bondage over people that died without hearing the gospel. Remember that at Christ's death, graves were shaken open by an earth quake and many dead came back to life. Christ actually preached the gospel to the dead and those that received it were set free from Satan's stronghold: hence the biblical phrase; ''where is thy sting o death, and where is thy victory o grave. So the dead before Christ actually had the opportunity to hear the gospel.
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Become Of Those Who Have Died Before The Birth Of Christ? by augustine: 12:56pm On Mar 05, 2017
[quote author=olumosen post=54287684]You can correct my English. It's my first time of creating a topic.

As it was written in the bible that whosoever that do not believe in Jesus Christ won't be saved and will rot in hell. My question here is what will happen to those who never knew Jesus Christ?[/quote God is eternally just and always gives people the opportunity to right their wrongs. Therefore when Jesus Christ died, within those three days before his resurrection; He was actually in the spirit world (Land of the dead) destroying Satan's bondage over people that died without hearing the gospel. Remember that at Christ's death, graves were shaken open by an earth quake and many dead came back to life. Christ actually preached the gospel to the dead and those that received it were set free from Satan's stronghold: hence the biblical phrase; ''where is thy sting o death, and where is thy victory o grave. So the dead before Christ actually had the opportunity to hear the gospel.
ComputersRe: Laptop Explodes And Kills A Corper In Taraba State (Disturbing Photos) by augustine: 11:25am On Mar 05, 2017
Most likely, he was electrocuted to death as a result of the explosion.
FoodRe: Suya Wrapped In Newspaper Showing Exchange Rate In 2015 by augustine: 10:41pm On Mar 04, 2017
lonelydora:
Effect of long years of bad leadership
Bad leadership that is not happening now? By the way the party that lost election inherited $40 billion DEBT. While the present ruling party inherited $30 billion CASH Reserve.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu And His Crew Don't Represent The Igbos - Igbo Broadcaster by augustine: 3:36pm On Mar 02, 2017
Gochu Enwereji is a media personality. He is therefore only protecting his personality and career by sounding politically correct. He is not realistic and his views do not represent the feelings of Igbo majority.
RomanceRe: I Find It Very Offensive When Men Cannot Chase Only Women They Can Afford by augustine: 2:42pm On Mar 02, 2017
Mrop:
I Find It Very Offensive When Men Cannot Chase Only Women They Can Afford - Twitter User

She shared her thought on twitter about men chasing the so call big girls that they can't afford .....read what she wrote below


Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/03/i-find-it-very-offensive-when-men.html?m=0
And why must a woman depend on a man for her extravagance, is she handicapped?
BusinessRe: What Business Can Start Doing With 400k? (Your Idea Is Welcome) by augustine: 2:25pm On Mar 02, 2017
ojoshu:
I would advise you to Go into film making, that's the best investment ever with 0% stress

pm me if you are interested
How much does a movie camera cost?
TV/MoviesRe: Gbenga Aruleba Of AIT Dressed In Woman's Attire And Got People Talking by augustine: 12:22am On Mar 02, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
Pictured is Gbenga Aruleba, the anchor of Focus Nigeria on AIT -has become a subject of an online discussion after dressing in this garment like a woman. His friend, Emeka Oparah, shared the photograph on Facebook and captioned it: Man caught in maternity ward....

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/gbenga-aruleba-see-how-ait.html
Come on peeps this is clearly Photoshopping. Take a good look at the left side of his head. Notice how straight and unnatural it is.
PoliticsRe: Bring Seized Substandard Tyres To Aba Instead Of Burning Them - Dr Ikpeazu To FG by augustine: 5:02pm On Feb 28, 2017
UNIZIK1stSon:
Abia State Governor, Dr Okezie Ikpeazu has urged the Federal Government to consider transporting the substandard tyres worth over 5 billion Naira seized from dubious Chinese Businessmen to Aba to be used for further Production instead of Disposing them.

Speaking at the launch of the 'Change Begins with Me' campaign in Abia Yesterday, Dr Ikpeazu Stated:

"I understand that the Federal Government through the Standards Organization of Nigeria has seized several millions of substandard tyres worth about 5 billion Naira from some dubious Chinese business men.

As an environmentalist, I am worried about how these tyres will be disposed. We can't burn that number of tyres because it will have severe negative consequences for the environment. Maybe, there may be a diplomatic angle to whole thing.
On a second thought, Honorable Minister, we in Abia can be of help here.

Let them bring those tyres to Aba and our boys at Port Harcourt Road will use them to produce several items like fan belts, conveyor belts, etc which can be sold at very good prices".

http://mynaijainfo.com/2017/02/bring-seized-substandard-tyres-aba-ikpeazu-urges-fg/
Seriously, if those tyres are substandard, they would also be defective as raw materials for the production of other items like power belts. It is not possible to produce wholesome bread from unwholesome flour.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Crush 4000 Impounded Motorcycles - Photos by augustine: 2:47pm On Feb 28, 2017
[b]Fallacy. [/b]These impounded motor bikes will eventually find their way to the Northern states and be resold. I personally saw a large quantity of these bikes with Lagos reg numbers dumped at a local eatery in Oriapata area of Kaduna metropolis in 2013.
TV/MoviesRe: Ese Eriata Advises Ladies With Smelly Vagina. Facebook Users React by augustine: 10:29pm On Feb 24, 2017
Muzanga:
And nobody is talking about that space between a man's dick and his balls. Smells like damp clothes. Some guys wear one pair of boxers for 3months. See them dirty guilty guys quoting me. cheesy e pain them.
You must have licked countless number of those areas to know they smell like damp clothes. grin
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Soma And A Lady With Bulge At Amin Concert Got Guys Talking Online by augustine:
lofty900:
Does she have pen!s or what is that bulge I'm seeing
No she does not have a pen!s. It's most likely that she's wearing the 'new trend' padded pant. This female undies is designed to give the wearer an appearance of a fuller sexier privates.

PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Blasts Adeosun "A Polytechnic Graduate As Finance Minister" by augustine: 7:44pm On Feb 19, 2017
arsenal33:
Reno is angry that looting has stopped.
Are you sure that the looting has stopped?
HealthRe: Nine-Month-Old Buhari Muhammad Undergoes Penis Surgery (Graphic Photo) by augustine: 11:19pm On Feb 17, 2017
leksmedia:
the heart of man is desperately wicked. How can a woman do that to such an innocent child?
In this case, the heart of a woman would be more appropriate.
RomanceRe: How Much Bean Cake Will You Buy, If You Come Across This Pretty Lady? by augustine: 11:05pm On Feb 17, 2017
I will not buy at all. The bean cake is exposed to environmental pollution by dust and flies etc.
CrimeRe: Arms & Ammunition Recovered In Benue After A Soldier Was Killed (Photos) by augustine: 1:25pm On Feb 16, 2017
CastedDude:
Agatu again?
.While I strongly condemn the attack on and killing of military personnel, I support community militias set up as self defense against invaders in the face of failed govt protection. We all know what Agatu people suffered last year in the hands of Fulani secret army.
CrimeRe: Arms & Ammunition Recovered In Benue After A Soldier Was Killed (Photos) by augustine: 1:21pm On Feb 16, 2017
dainformant:
Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom has issued a 72-hour ultimatum to militia operating in Agatu area of the state to surrender themselves to law enforcement agencies or face the consequences of their action. The Governor who received arms and ammunition recovered by the army in Agatu, was reacting to the recent attack on military personnel in the area which led to the killing of a soldier. He described the incident as unacceptable.

Governor Ortom restated the resolve of his administration to assist security agencies in identifying those behind the act to face justice and advised youths still in possession of illegal weapons to surrender such arms to the appropriate authorities.

He sympathized with the Chief of Army Staff over the murder of the soldier, assuring him of the State Government's support and commitment to the ongoing peace process.

Earlier, the Special Adviser to the Governor on Security, Retired Colonel Edwin Jando presented the recovered weapons to the Governor, describing the feat as a result of the resilience of the military personnel deployed to the area.While I strongly condemn the attack on and killing of military personnel, I support community militias set up as self defense against invaders in the face of failed govt protection. We all know what Agatu people suffered last year in the hands of Fulani secret army.

Meanwhile, the Commander, 707 Special Brigade Forces, Makurdi, Brigadier General Clement Apere has stated that no house was destroyed nor lives lost during the military search operation in Oweto, Agatu local government area.

General Apere who stated this while briefing newsmen to clear the air on the operation, said the exercise was meant to apprehend armed militia who had killed a soldier and made away with his riffle. He maintained that the army obeyed rules of engagement during the operation.

The recovered weapons included two AK47 rifles, two SLR rifles, one fabricated pistol, three locally made pistols, live amunition, police and military kits, some charms and substance suspected to be Indian hemp.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/02/see-arms-and-ammunition-recovered-by.html
HealthRe: Feb. 14th Two Years Of Body Building... Pls Rate (pic) by augustine: 1:00pm On Feb 16, 2017
enshi:
It was exactly two years yesterday since i started reconstructing my body... Here is how far i have gone with my chest.. . Pls comment ur reserve

+ any one here who needs an experinced, Corporate bouncer, body guard (private and public) can call...
For the kind of job you are expecting, your muscular tone is okay but you need more than that. You should also aim for black-belt in either karate / kickboxing or taekwando etc. Good luck.
RomanceRe: They Sleep With Girls To Take Their Star & Leave Them Struggling All Their Lives by augustine: 12:37pm On Feb 16, 2017
Christane:
I dnt belive someone can take someone star dat z a total lie ..cus ur star determine how great u re going to be nd dat wil lead to d fulfilment of ur destiny ..nd z said destiny can only be delayed bt neva denied ...if a poor man z destined to be great no matter wat z gonna be great ...
FACT-ur star can nt be taken it can only be cover nd dat wil lead to d delay of ur destiny ...some stars shine brighter dan the other dat y dy re poor,average, rich and super rich people on earth ...
So what happens to a lady that is destined to have children, but her destiny is covered or delayed until she crosses menopause?

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