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PoliticsRe: Fayose And Nnamdi Kanu Hug In Court Abuja (Photo) by augustine: 5:35pm On Apr 25, 2017
unstableaswater:
AFONJA ARE NOT OUR BROS, SO DONT THINK U ARE DECEIVING ANYBODY HERE.

THIS TIME WE MEAN BUSINESS.
Truly, like your moniker, you are unstable as water.
PoliticsRe: Attahiru Jega Disappointed Me, Says Jonathan by augustine: 4:29pm On Apr 25, 2017
AngelicBeing:
l disagree, Jonathan is the best President in the history of humanity, he fought hunger, injustice, poverty, he gave free homes to widows, orphans and the less privilege , he provided soft loans of 50,000 Dollars to every graduate from all the Universities in Nigeria, he was not corrupt, he fought boko haram tirelessly and he visited sambissa forest more than 50 times, during one of his visit he was shot but the bullet missed him , just to show he was a commander in chief, he jailed several corrupt politicians, he saved 500 Billion Dollars for Nigerians and he handed over peacefully, he developed infrastructures all over Nigeria, he ate once a day as a president, he is well respected all over the world, the EU, AMERICA and OCEANIA wants him to come and help govern their respective countries, he did not steal anything from our treasury because stealing is not corruption, my answer is in my message, go find out the riddle yourself QED
The return of LIE MOHAMMED Part 2.
PoliticsRe: PMB Will Not Hand Over To Igbo The Way North Stupidly Handed Over To GEJ- Junaid by augustine: 2:08pm On Apr 23, 2017
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election: Don Okonkwo Rooted For By Federation Igbo Youths by augustine: 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2017
Divinerace:
Yeah, i'll vote for this man. Abiano supported the killings of peacefull ipob youth protesting last yr by the senless buhari arm forces.

We'll pay him back by voting him out. We don't need soboteurs in anambra as govnr.
The 'senseless Buhari' you are talking about came to power because Nigerians were thinking like you are thinking now. Don't jump from the frying pan into the fire.
HealthRe: The Eyes & The Vagina Don't Need Cleaning Up Regularly by augustine: 11:50pm On Apr 21, 2017
michaelo2:
Generally our body is to be maintained, washed and kept clean, but do you know that there are certain body parts ( organs ) that don't require these everyday maintenance, they each have their own cleaning mechanism, which is more efficient and safe.

They include:

1. Eyes
Our eyes clean and lubricate themselves everytime we blink using the tears what we produce.

There are 3 types of tears. Basal tears contain water, mucin, lipids, lysozyme, lactoferrin, lipocalin, lacritin, immunoglobulins, glucose, urea, sodium, and potassium (proteins, salts and fats to help clean, lubricate and fight infection in the eye). These are the tears when you blink.

The second are reflex tears which happen when you get something in your eye. Sort of extra protection.

The third are psychic tears which happen during heightened emotion so happy, sad angry etc. These have a different chemical make up and contain hormones and even some natural pain killers. Not really sure why.

2. Vagina

Glands in the vagina produce fluid that flows out daily to help get rid of dead cells and other potentially harmful materials (this is discharge).

The folds of the vagina also protect against infection by sticking together to keep as much bad stuff on the outside as possible. The skin of the vaginal folds also have glands that produce fluid, called sebum, for added protection against infection and even waterproofing.

Sebum can build up and that is perfectly healthy — not an indication of poor hygiene. Vaginas are self-sustaining and should not be washed with soap or douched because it can wash away these protective fluids.

Now you know. Please do subscribe or follow for more health articles.

http://www.healththismoment.com/2017/04/these-two-organs-clean-themselves.html?m=1
I do not believe that this self cleaning action of the vagina is thoroughly accomplished, otherwise why does seamen stay alive within it for up to four days to fertilize an egg. This is one reason I am against a man sharing his woman with other men. I feel disgusted at the act of a man going into a woman to swim in another man's seamen.
PoliticsRe: Balarabe: Why The North Has Never Allowed Nigeria To Have Peace, Unity, Progress by augustine: 7:58pm On Apr 18, 2017
Moneytize:
Your brain needs to be reset. Continue waiting for the Yorubas to come and fight for Your Red Mud Erosion ravaged flat headed region.
It's okay if you don't want to help in the fight; but at least stop sabotaging the efforts being made.
PoliticsRe: Balarabe: Why The North Has Never Allowed Nigeria To Have Peace, Unity, Progress by augustine: 7:48pm On Apr 18, 2017
unclezuma:
Somebody will soon be given special shai...
You mean the perpetual sleep tea? grin
PoliticsRe: Balarabe: Why The North Has Never Allowed Nigeria To Have Peace, Unity, Progress by augustine: 7:44pm On Apr 18, 2017
Atiku2019:
That's why we all support Atiku's free education project
Atiku will give you free and qualitative education, so that his Nigerian-American university will lose patronage and close down ? Please be realistic.
CultureRe: Shaheeda Sanusi Slapped A Boy And I Supported Her - Emir Sanusi by augustine: 5:45pm On Apr 17, 2017
TheTrueSeeker:
Nonsense, so what was the moral lesson for his daughter's taking laws into her hands to assault her classmate? What about warning the erring young man not to do it again instead of rendering a slap and getting away with it.

Modified
I repeat, what moral lessons would he be teaching other young girls with such remarks about his daughter's action?
What if the guy had retaliated her slap?

I am expecting the Emir of Kano to tender an apology for making such remarks in public or better still retract his statement.

He should also openly condemn actions such as bullying and people taking laws into their hands in retaliation
I hope he will also endorse his daughter in-law slapping his son (the crown prince) when that happens; in the name of 'not disrespecting women.
CultureRe: Nigerians Are Hungry Because They Are Lazy – Sultan by augustine: 2:57pm On Apr 17, 2017
sarrki:
Many will come and rain insult on his eminence

What he's saying is we can do small farming for our immediate family

That we should look beyond white collar job
And how will you get the land on which to do the small farming?
RomanceRe: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by augustine: 8:23pm On Apr 15, 2017
Safiaa:
PLEASE LEARN TO COMPREHEND BEFORE WRITING YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS THREAD. READING IS KEY!

THERES NOTHING WRONG IN FEMALES BEING WITH A GUY THAT IS STRUGGLING. AS LONG AS HE HAS GOT A VISION AND IS WORKING TOWARDS DOING SOMETHING. YOU CAN'T BE SELLING A FAKE DREAM TO SOMEONE, AND EXPECT THEM TO STAY.
Are you concluding for sure that ''AS LONG AS HE HAS GOT A VISION AND IS WORKING TOWARDS DOING SOMETHING'' He will end up successful and wealthy? My dear, ''No man can receive anything, except it is given him from above'' (John 3:27 ) Not every man is destined to be wealthy. The battle is not to the strong nor the race to the swift. Time and chance happens to every man on earth. So ladies rather than looking out for riches and wealth, which can suddenly disappear even where they abound now; look out for a good man who complements you and live life to the fullest without comparison to other people.
CrimeRe: Man Arraigned For Using Charm To Badly Brutalise An Okada Rider (pic) by augustine: 6:32pm On Apr 15, 2017
ijustdey:
MAN ARRAIGNED FOR BEATEN OKADA RIDER WITH NATIVE CHARM




http://pmexpressng.com/man-arraigned-beaten-okada-rider-native-charm/
Please, Op & Mods, the caption should be modified. (Beating and not Beaten)
PoliticsRe: Abandoned N449m: Suspect In EFCC Custody, Threatens To Reveal Owner If… by augustine: 6:19pm On Apr 15, 2017
LionDeLeo:
And under same Buhari it was recovered. That is the difference. Under the other man, nothing would have been heard.
Fallacy ''under the other man'' a lot of things were not only heard, but a very high ranking member of his ruling party (uncle Bode) was imprisoned. We are yet to see that under the present regime that prides itself as anti-corruption.
PoliticsRe: Tomato Seller Claims N250m Balogun Market ‘loot’ by augustine: 5:59pm On Apr 15, 2017
sarrki:
Spokesperson for the wailing wailers have spoken
Has he spoken intelligent facts or not, sarkin APC ? when we all become unbiased in our judgments, actions and pronouncements we shall all make meaningful progress.
FoodRe: Mirinda, Lucozade Unsafe For Consumption – CPC by augustine: 11:56am On Apr 13, 2017
Acidosis:
I'm not surprised. 90% of sachet and bottle water in this country are hazardous, yet the manufacturers get approval from Nafdac.
Since Prof Dora Akunyili of blessed memory left NAFDAC, It has been the more you look, the less you see.
CelebritiesRe: "Beverly Osu Is Wearing Fake Camel Toe" - Fans React To Gym Photo Of Ex-BBA Star by augustine: 11:20pm On Apr 12, 2017
RockHard:
Wetin pesin no go hear/see sef. So Dem don dey do Fake 'camel toe' huh Smh.

CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze's Response To Shan George's Question On Sex With A Pastor Is Epic by augustine: 10:32pm On Apr 11, 2017
princechurchill:
David had sex with a woman and killed her husband then asked for forgiveness, even when God regarded him as a man after his own heart, pastors are human so kini big deal
Please be informed that God is just and does not acquit the guilty. For the life of Uriah (Bathsheba's husband) David paid with the lives of his four children. The first child he had with Bathsheba, Amnon who raped his sister, Absalom who sought to overthrow him and Adonijah who asked for his last wife.
CelebritiesRe: Shan George Asks Questions About Sleeping With A Pastor And Using Money Gotten by augustine: 2:19pm On Apr 11, 2017
ErnieSmallzz:
this question weak my left breast sad cheesy]
Your right breast must be heavily fortified.
PoliticsRe: FRSC Recalls Kumapayi, Rivers Commander, Officers Who Cut Female Officials’ Hair by augustine: 1:42pm On Apr 11, 2017
SkytrendNews:
https://punchng.com/breaking-frsc-recalls-sector-commander-officers-who-cut-female-officials-hair/amp/
That sector commander should leave the FRSC and open a barbers' shop. What happened to passing circulars to departmental heads to instill discipline?
PoliticsRe: Ango Abdullahi Replies Emir Sanusi Over His Comments About The North by augustine: 1:31pm On Apr 11, 2017
SpecialAdviser:
The north may have everything but they lack CONFIDENCE which Igbos of Nigeria have.

This is why even though they don't have;
----Land
----Ports
----Oil
----etc

They still insist on being on their own. Typical of an Igbo man. In the area where I live in Lagos, Igbo young boys spend only 6 months with their relatives before they rent their own apartment. Unlike other tribes that spend years even if oga's madam is maltreating them.
Please don't misrepresent the south east. All the Igbo states have crude oil in commercial quantities except maybe Ebonyi which has shale oil. Abia and Imo are currently producing and exporting.
PoliticsRe: FG To Demarcate Cattle Routes Nationwide by augustine: 8:48pm On Apr 09, 2017
igbodefender:
Those routes you are talking about, Sir, are people's ancestral land, given to them by their ancestors to pass unto the next generation. This will not work. Fearless activists like Fayose (Omoluabi), Fani Kayode (Jagun), Apostle Suleiman (A Man Of God), Wike (Dike Ndi Igbo) and other fearless Southerners will oppose this. Nigerians who wish to see the herdsmen become international businessmen as they should be will oppose this.

Commercial cattle ranching remains the only answer. Cattle business is not politics and should not be politicized.
Besides, we are going to develop 50 hectares of land as pasture development centres for seed multiplication in all the grazing reserves in the country. When we speak about a grand plan by the Fulanis to colonize and control everything in Nigeria, some people always think that we are hallucinating. It is becoming clearer that they want to set up Emirates in all states, using grazing reserves as disguise. After achieving this, compulsory Islamization will be a walkover. Nigerians be warned.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons It Is Better You Stay At Home Today by augustine: 8:09pm On Apr 09, 2017
Do not send people with such characteristics away or discourage them from church meetings; pray for them, for surely their appointed day of conversion and total surrender shall come. Christ has come to call the sinner to righteousness and His followers (Christians) are expected to evangelize the world.
dailyguide:
Sincerely speaking, I will say it is better you stay at home today if you can't clearly define your reason for going to church.

People go to church for different reasons and most times, these reasons might be so unpleasant to the ear.

Going to church on a sunday is for you to worship, adore and commune with your God. It is a time to hear what he has for you through his servants but on the contrary, people go to church for so many annoying reasons.

I will say that if you are going to church for any of the reasons listed below, it is better you stay at home.

1. Because you are forced to

2. Because it is normal to go on sundays

3. To show off a new cloth

4. To put down grammatical errors of speakers

5. To see what others are wearing

6. To go and woo ladies or entice guys

7. Because there is food for first timers. etc


Finding yourself in the presence of God is a good thing but the question is "for what purpose?"

So many people come to the church knowing fully well that they need prayers but instead of concentrating on what will change their life for the better, they choose a contrary focus.

My dear, in his presence there are miracles,joy,blessings,favour,release of the oppressed, casting down and building up. Change your mindset of going to church for better and you will get that your hneart desire you have been yearning for.

Happy sunday



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RomanceRe: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by augustine: 10:19pm On Apr 06, 2017
Benita27:
So you wash your bra after your second outing?. I wear bra more than twice and it doesn't smell as you're putting it.
You probably work in an air conditioned space all day. If you actually sweat, an odour will emanate.
PoliticsRe: Catholic Priest At Abuja Federal High Court For The Release Of Nnamdi Kanu by augustine: 9:30pm On Apr 06, 2017
izzou:
Dissolving the union is not the issue. My reason for not supporting the breakup is because we still have a lot of issues with our regions

If you dissolve nigeria today,these same criminals,whether north or south will still run back to their regions and get key positions too. It means you have actually changed nothing

I understand your point sha
Thanks
The criminal politicians you are talking about are presently relevant because of the powerful federal structure. Remove that federal might as in breakup, those criminal will lose relevance as soon as power resides with the people. Do you not know that those federal errand boys sabotaging restructuring or Biafran nationhood will go into hiding and never show their evil face in real people's democracy.
RomanceRe: Man Runs Into His Ex, Wants One More Sex, The Final, Ends Up Marrying Her (Photo by augustine: 11:48pm On Apr 03, 2017
hakeem4:
Having sex with your ex isn't cheating


It's retirement benefit
So if you have 10 exes, you can rightly collect ''retirement benefit'' from them all, even when you are married.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan's WAEC & GCE Results Shared By Reno Omokri (Photo) by augustine: 12:38pm On Apr 02, 2017
Clemzzz:
Notwithstanding the excellent performance his leadership quality is poor.
He faced high level ethno-religious oppositions and persecutions on all front. Considering these, he did very well as a leader compared with every other president/ head of state Nigeria ever had.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This "Simple" Quiz? by augustine: 5:57pm On Apr 01, 2017
Obinoscopy:
Saw this seemingly innocuous question and decided to share. Let's see how intelligent you are wink"A teacher walks into d Classroom and says; If only Yesterday was Tomorrow, Today would have been a Sunday."

Now on which Day did the Teacher make that Statement?



Provide explanation for your answer.

Happy New Month and Happy April Fool's Day cheesy.
Just realized why most of us fail exams. The question is ''On Which Day?'' Not ''On Which Day Of The Week?'' The answer is simply TODAY. After postulating about yesterday and tomorrow, the teacher then mentioned today as the reference point in which the statement was made.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This "Simple" Quiz? by augustine: 5:27pm On Apr 01, 2017
Obinoscopy:
Saw this seemingly innocuous question and decided to share. Let's see how intelligent you are wink



Provide explanation for your answer.

Happy New Month and Happy April Fool's Day cheesy.
The teacher made the statement on SUNDAY (Today): which is between yesterday and tomorrow.
Christianity EtcRe: Female Jehovah's Witness Knocks At Man's House, He Opens The Door While Naked by augustine: 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2017
gift01:
No one does evangelism better than Jehovah Witness
You mean false doctrine evangelism?
PoliticsRe: John Tallen Is Dead!! (Pauline Tallen's Husband Dies) by augustine: 10:14pm On Mar 28, 2017
May his soul flourish in paradise.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer This In Ten Seconds? by augustine: 10:01pm On Mar 28, 2017
The answer is 98. The formular is: multiply across, the number in the first column with that in the second column. subtract one from the second column number and add the result to the previous answer from the initial multiplication. Thus the final answer on the forth column.

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