₦airaland Forum

stinggy:
Senator ko, Senate president ni

Don't mind him. He's told me some months ago he's reppin my district (I actually didn't know my senator then). Now, he's refuted it by replying 'No, I'm not' to this question of mine.
People can lie sha

ajalawole:
What a lazy mother. How do u know a woman kidnap ur daughter if not laziness

What a shallow conclusion. Does that justify kidnap




@topic, if the woman was caught at it, did she not ask for jungle justice

SamuelAnyawu:
What Of the other NCOs

Question. Ain't you a senator anymore? Which one you done did

Why would the girl video him
Just why
Even after he's voiced his displeasure

God abeg
All that hardwork for a TV and gas cylinder When obviously, he'll be caught and humiliated
I don't know whom to blame. The stupid thieves or mob

Bujumbura:
i di ocha


I mara mma



I nugo di


I buru ibu


Amatago m onye ibu

Onye amuma

Bujumbura:
Then i bu akpa akpu



Onye ebe na imo ka ibu

Abu'm onye Nigeria

Bujumbura:
She is not violent .



Where in Imo are you from



It seems you weigh 10tonnes

Perhaps not
I'm not telling. Inwere onu ojoo
I weigh more than that

Psittacus:
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day

Chai, Abasi mi mbok

Okay mine was
I changed my mind
Tralalalalalalalalalalalalalala

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Dope

Lived in lag all my life, and I don't even know yoruba that much[/color]

Really You got no Yoruba friend(s)? Hehehe...everyone in my fam speaks and understands Yoruba, my grandparents inclusive .
I hope you try at understanding it, at least

Bujumbura:
She was not a Grammarian like you so she is not you


Where in Imo are you from

You sure Did she roughen you up at some point Make you kneel down and raise your hands with your eyes shut
Question

Bujumbura:
Where re u from in imo



Hope you are not my ex

Let's know about her. How about that?

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]I no know whether u be igbo or yoruba abi u be mixed breed[/color]

I'm mixed, somehow

Bujumbura:
onye na enweghi ego o na eri ofe owerri

I don't understand. I'm not Owerri

Bujumbura:
Nne i bu onye Anambra

Mba, Imo-State. This thread na eweute'm . That's why achoro'm igbarusi ebe a

Bujumbura:
This is me. I have draw with Oshobaba for fine

Well-done ooooo. Be like to fine for that place na taboo

Ifakiland:
Was wen I told a gal "I love u" and she replied "awwwwww tank u"....I felt like hurting her.

Why you no do am
Awwwwwwwwww

Bujumbura:
Since na ibu onye nkuzi then i will be directing names of noisemakers to you

Gerrarahia

Are you related to Oshobaba
Onye 'go and die'

Bujumbura:
Do you sleep at work

I don't. So that's you? Pelee

Bujumbura:
If AuroraB catch you with this English, your bride price go reduce

Bia, Bujumbura, udo odikwa Se kosi?
Biko hapu'm aka

Bujumbura:
comot for road onye nkuzi

Go and sleep, nwa akwukwo

@morereb10, I'm tired of seeing 'Thank God it's Friday' written thus: 'Thank God is Friday'. Haba mana

And what's the purpose of this thread To encourage tribal bashing or what

David25:
8. Realizing upon leaving a very important job interview that you’d done the whole thing with the back of your skirt tucked into your underwear.

I no go kill myself
Chai

DCMIX:
this is not iyanya

You dey mind Awon deceivers
Ain't sticking a Farthing in that vault

Mr. Man, what were you doing at and around her vicinity at such unholy hour
You be armed-robber or night watchman
You should be charged for attempted murder. You've had in mind to harm her.
Plenty rubbish! Go and sleep joor

Didn't someone announce she's been granted asylum sometime ago? If so, why are we having this News. Enough already

GodsClan:
Igbo Demon

No, this is 'Oki-aruruala' or 'agbaya' we have here
Check this girl's age and he's of course, been doing it for God-knows-how-long

uwagimboo:
Nah this kind couple dey born Nwude nd co....

Umu Igbo ewe newe...
the man should just go nd serve his term nd his wife's term in kirikiri since he is the head of the home...

And why should she not complain
What stops the person from asking first? Whomever he is


The moment anyone starts tagging me even pictures we took, there's a rumble