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Kingkun69:
Jim iyke ORIGINAL GANGSTAR

N'ibo n'iyen


Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeews

dominique:
Rather than move, why no conduct less noisy vigils?

How is that possible when they believe they have to shout, make noise for God to hear them

MyVILLAGEpeople:


What is toyin wearing for Christ sake

Is that a belt on the boy's waist or something
Looks funny and unfit in that suit, standing

What's going on here n'itori oloun

anyimontana:
How can this 60yr old woman have this baby abeg?

Nnaa, my thoughts exactly ooooo

ladiesreject:
The trouble will start when this new wife gives him a male child.

I won't type more than that.

But last last, congratulations

What if she doesn't

Buzoman:
Lol, Churchill scammed tonto by telling her that he was Obj's son.

Please, put on your thinking cap! Did Churchill ever bore Obasanjo's surname? Nonsense

Jayslicky:
Tonto dikeh is a fake person, she is a deranged attention seeking lying bitch.
Churchill caused all this nonsense, even before getting married to tonto, she was showing traces of a person who was not having full sanity, she was a drug abuser, a drunkard and a prostitute who broke up many families marriage.

Deranged is the word. You are right.
I blame men who married toxic women. They encourage it by overlooking it all the while they were dating

ShawtCake:
These pictures are from JJC's birthday! But your lazy ass is too lazy to get a better story. Shame! Olodo rabata.. Thunder will soon fire you o! Lying bloggers!

Dont mind them. And it's over 2weeks this has been online

Jesu!!!
Thank God I no comment on this particular post
Bia, op. Shade people's account ID commit naa

Mbok, what will happen if trucks ply the roads only at night

Colonelswitz101:
True afonjas never refuse ritual offer or skull/organs harvesting no matter how disciplined,it's in thier DNA (follow come) Check urself n ask questions something is wrong somewhere cos ur origin is evidently in doubt.....

Diaris godu oooo

Pearlyakin:
That's the Queen of our great Oyo empire

One of...

obamartins:
I just stumbled on my marriage note where I wrote down all my expenses while I prepared for my marriage and decided to share. This topic is to guide those planning for their wedding on how much on the average they should budget for their marriage. Although the amount you will spend depends on what you want and the tribe/family you are marrying into. I actually budgeted N1,200,000 (1.2 million) but ended up spending close to 2million.

I got married November 2018 to my beautiful esan girlfriend of 4 years. Here is the breakdown:

Pre-wedding
1. Lab test for HIV, Genotype and pregnancy (as instructed by the church) - N5000
2. Transportation to take her to see my parents - N10,000
3. Ring 18 karat gold (engagement, and wedding rings) - N75,000 (from aboki)
4. Wedding certificate - N4000
5. Wedding seminar organized by my church - N4000

Federal Registry:
1. Affidavit for spinsterhood and bachelorhood-N2000
2. Main fee - N34,000

Traditional marriage
1. Drinks - N140,000
2. Yams - N40,000
3. Salt - N4,000
4. Bride price - N10,000
5. Make up - N20,000
6. Food - N200,000
7. Transportation - N20,000
8. Photograph - N6000
9. Canopy - N6000
10. Palmwine - N2000
11. Palm oil - N12,000
12. Native kola - N3000
13. Introduction - N12,000 (did introduction same day as traditional marriage)
I love esan marriage, they don't put hole in one's pocket

White Wedding
1. Drinks and food - N300,000
2. Reception hall - N105,000 (a Catholic church event hall)
3. Decoration - N50,000
4. DJ plus MC - N35,000
5. Guest house accommodation for my parents - N15,000
6. Souvenir 100 unit (Jotter, bag and notebooks) - N93,000
7. Photographer - N20,000 (soft copies)
8. Video coverage - (Hmmmm! Money no reach)
9. My wife's wedding gown - N35,000 (rent)
10. Me and my bestman's shirt and suit - N36,000
11. My wife's makeup and accessories - N50,000
12. Hotel room for after wedding panpangolo - N18,000 for 2 nites
13. My shoe - N2,000 (it's a long story)
14. Cake (4 steps) - N15,000 (my wife baked it if not e for pass that amount)
15. Transportation for my parents back home - N10,000

This are the little I could remember, I will update as soon as I get them. It was supposed to be a budget marriage but I spent close to N2,000,000 despite cutting off as much expenses as permitted. What was ur marriage budget? Did you stick to your budget or did some unforseen expenses prop up? Please share for the benefit of those planning theirs.

Lalasticlala

eeeerrrrr, for the traditional wedding, you did no 'and co'? As in, uniform for you and wifey....?

KingSatan:



FUNNY CAPTION!


SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY CAME IN HERE THINKING ITS A CASE OF INCEST. LIKE HIS ELDER BROTHER IS HAVING SEX WITH THEIR MUM.

DON'T LIE.

Iriot

yeman2012:
both naira Marley and Tunde Ednut are all the something how did he know that he collected money from yahoo boys if he is not also in to yahoo ? nonsense and sakamanje!

At least, Nairamarley isn't a hypocrite.

EtherealAnn:
I thought he does giveaway from his pocket

What does he do for a living

slyrone:
guy carry your wahala dey na fight? � �

Burn

candlewax:
whenever I see these so called celebrities, I'm cautious enough not to look at them the second time

Exactly!

Randy100:
yea, but he is better than those muslim savages.

He's Barack Hussein Obama. He's two-faced.

dominique:
You mean the likes of Timi Dakolo?

It's okay by her. Why you come on us with this weirdo tho

Randy100:
Muslim is a cancer............Obama

Damn Obama!!!
He is no good

kemicalreaction:


Now I know why people are saying Davido is not a good role model


Spits

Lol. He asked no one to...


Cheddar

AutoReportNG:
Bloggers... Pls, lets verify all news before posting.

Not all private jets are purchased. Have you heard of lease, rentage?

Don't go and post what you can't defend. What gives you the assurance that he owns it? Have you checked the registration number, the tally number? Do you have access to some vital information that we don't have?

Don't go about posting unconfirmed news cos you want to trend, if police comes after you, you will sing a new song

Who you come dey tell that one now You see Linda and Co for here
You just dey brokpakpa this early morning

kallmemrB:
Things are getting more worse.. Jesus we are ready

You and who
Count me out

MrImole:
E ti ya wèrè

Let him mad small naa

leonard002:
haha.. na fight?

No?

Awoo88:
Nigeria police are the most useless police force in the whole wide world. Also looking for an opportunity to extort money from the poor. Instead of conducting an autopsy to a certain the cause of death, the will hold the poor girl and ask her family at 100k before she is released

At least, make her other side dish know about her away match parole. And make her parents know she don dey do

Stupid law enforcement agency

Ask same person who told you about it or go to any of such buildings and ask the residents how they did it

sinaj:
have run @ op

Just leave him to exhaust his savings, he will return like the prodigal son when hunger strikes

Are you for real
He's exposed to risks... Ritualists are on the prowl how much less a wanderer?

Make he dey go
NTA oshi wo tie ni yi gan
Baroque age station
I don't give a flying mess!!!
Nonshenshe