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Chukwurah003:
PDP the confused criminals

and u re d confused idiot

AwkaetitiBabe:
Baba I simply commented like everyone else. Is that why you boys be pissing testetorone all over my mention

I simply gave u niggas expo ni. I don't use such method to discharge though

am beginning to like dis gal o. Can we be friends babe. Just friends! Let me know and u have my fb user name. Just normal friends o

queenpin:
Life is hard, but it is hard for the guys too. I adviced a lady that goes through life leeching guys and see told me her issues and problems etc,my response was there is a guy going through all this too right now,should he resort to yahoo etc and justify it with his problems etc. If he does you will call him out.

Had an impromptu date with a lady o was meeting the firat time and she showed up with a friend,I had no issue. She ordered the most expensive fish. I just said to myself " you just ordered your transport fare" After consuming the fish she call the bar guy and was asking for the most expensive smoothie. I allowed her to finish ordering and after the barman left I told her" see lady my beer cost 300card anything above that,u will pay yourself"She became quiet and her friend started laughing. She quickly called the barman back.

I like ur boldness

Esthered:
I wonder how some ladies feel entitled to a man's money. Just as my boss confided in me yesterday of a lady he's interested in and she turned him down but still accuses him of not showing her care and went as far as demanding for him to support her to further her education. I was appalled as I can't imagine myself stooping low to take advantage of men. What's the essence of working as a female? I'll be a mother to sons one day and will be pained when women take advantage of them but I'll train them to set high standards in dating game. I'm accused of being strange as I'm usually told if I have your body type, being a calabar babe.... I would have gone far and I'll start asking myself if I'm normal but I know there's dignity in labour for both sexes so I prefer to work to meet my needs and wants.

no be u get sense like that. Others no d reason like that o. They no de remember say one day they go born sons who will in return face d repercussions of all d atrocities they have committed against men. Today u will hear abt a guy who committed suicide because of his girlfriend etc and it is increasing every day. There are d payback but, they never know and never want to know. Kudos to u if u re such a reasonable woman

haryothosyn93:
It happens to me yesterday evening like you guys know what is happening right now

I met this girl like a month ago, we gist and bla bla like that after we exchange contact. She agree to come over to my place that week sunday wish I have prepared for it as a guy naw. I just have to call her on Saturday evening just to be sure she is still coming as well have agreed but to my surprise, she said she will be resuming back to school the very next day which is Sunday that we agreed on. I was like no problem now, when will you be coming back and she said immediately she finished her exams she is will be starting on Monday the same week we agreed to see. Fast forward to the whole scenario, she called 2 weeks after that the school had prosponed the exams till further notice, I was like what happened she said she didn't know why that i send her card which I did. She didn't called after that till when I caller her again to check on her. The next demand was card again which I did again. She flashed me the next morning to thank me for the card I sent to her.
I called her again last weekend to know when she will be coming to abuja and she was like I will be coming on Wednesday because I will finish my exams on tuesday afternoon, I said okay that I will check on her before she come to abuja. To my surprise, I called this gurl on Thursday to know if she is back to base and her response shocked me that she didn't have transport and she has been looking for a way to call me that I should send her money for her transport. I was like if I did not call you now you won't remember that you don't have transport, she has being calling me like I owe her money. She keeping sending messages and calling till around 2 am in the morning.


It is funny but crazy and I told that I don't have one naira in my account that she should call her family. She said nobody has money in her family to send to her.

u don jam yahoo

WestGodspower:
This kinda rubbish happened to me twice in one week. I went out with a girl and she suggested shoprite, we got der and she was pulling everything her hands could touch from d shelf into d shoppin cart, i asked her, babe who go pay for all these things? She said you of course, i calm down and told her no p, i gat u, let me go and bring extra cart for u cos tis one is filling up already. I left and never looked back. Deleted her number asap. Kept calling me but never picked. Days later she texted and said she's sorry that she will love to see me again, me i know she just want to try again with a different format.
Second one, after d first one, i had learned my lesson and decided never to take any girl to shoprite again to avoid such stories, invited a girl out to d local bar. Called her, babe where are u, she said we are on our way, i asked who is we, she said me and my friend. And i tot to myself, if her friend looks as good as she looks that i will focus on her. She showed up with two friends both, not good looking at all. They sat down and i started laughing, they asked why i was laughing i looked at them dead on and said 'I'm about to order some expensive shits and leave them to pay for it', they laughed thinkin i was jokin. They ordered for 3 point and kill, i was like only? They ordered plenty hollandia big sized yogurt and chi exotic, i was like only? They said amarula, i said ok I will be back let me go and pay downstair and i zoomed off, never looked back.
I don't have time for arguments and i decided, no decent girls in this life again and I'm gonna hang boot on girls for now.

NL/dis thread swt dai

DimkpaBini:
The girl chose ShopRite for our first date
That should have tipped me off.I pulled out all the stops trying to impress her, bought the biggest chicken there, ice cream etc.She was forming ajebo for me.She said she wasn't hungry but made sure she packed everything

She then told me she wanted to go shopping and I foolishly agreed....big mistake
The Mumu girl almost finished my one month salary at one go and had the frigging nerve to tell me that it was a good start.I didn't say anything but as soon as she left I blocked her.
Mehn this chick was desperate,she even went as far as contacting my siblings to complain that I was ignoring her
I learnt never to take a girl to ShopRite on a date.If we can't do it somewhere else.. forget it

. Am fineshed

EVILFOREST:
WATCH and Observe how LADIES will avoid this THREAD.
They Hate being told the TRUTH...!!
MINE:
First of all, 99% of NIGERIAN LADIES are always hungry at first outing.

Secondly: 85% of them want TAKE-AWAY meals after they had eaten at similar spot.

Thirdly: 60% of them would prefer to come with their entire Nuclear and Extended Families to the date.

Lastly: 99% of them would prefer to bear you CHILDREN the moment they realize how wealthy you are and not just rich.

lol#

nwanneni:
Na their way na.
And know she can also see your bank balance from her computer so she knew what her feminineness could make you do for her
Use to do that too to one cashier at heritage bank when I use to have a savings account there.
I gave her some dried snails which i got from when I wanted to send a sample to some clients in the US.
And was tipping her all the time.
So one evening I got there late and on my way out,I saw her trying to flag a cab.
I carried her and we started talking and all..
Made some advances but she later said to me;hope you know I'm married
Moral died immediately and I stopped using her branch.
Life sha,wonder if she's still there

guys and jungle

OgogoroFreak:
This one go begin gun boys down anyhow o.

I tell u

Seun360:
Top 4 next season,

1. Manchester City
2. Liverpool
3. Tottenham Hotspur
4. Wolverhampton Wanderers.

woke up Mr dreamer

ZombieTERROR:
He's not OGS

Sarri was trophyless until he came to Chelsea

There is something about Chelsea

and that's winning games and trophies. I trust my club

hisexcellency34:
Relegation loading...

4 ur mind abi? It be like say u re tired of campaigning 4 ur Jubril abi?

prodigyhenry:
Sarri was trophyless before he joined Chelsea. Zidane hadn't coached a top division team before a whole real Madrid made him head coach. Guardiola had no experience when he became Barca's most successful coach ever. So it's not about experience if you've got it, you've got it

God bless u!

jrusky:
Produce the SERVER bro and shut da
f u c k. You are a thief that is why you are supporting the armed robbers INEC to collect N220M and declared Buhari as fake winner and came back to say no server bro you are a real corrupt human.

really corrupt human

Next level has just started

Nasa28:
So, out of the numerous problems we have in Nigeria, this woman is only interested in being addressed as the first lady of Nigeria? I used to think that she has sense, but right now, I'm reconsidering.

I tell u

Our girls will be coming back on 18th. Its very very sure. Put all u have earned against it and u re a doom forever. That's d end of d road 4 supper falcon. They have represented our stupid country as it deserves. Useless country!

Bleep u, Sir!

Hmm Bleep u, Sir!

uthlaw:
you can also tell your president to go back to Cameroon or you create republic of Biafra for him to rule, not in this Nigeria he will rule....radarada

buh ur wicked Jubril el Sudani no allow us go nah. because, he knws very well that Nigeria can never do without igbos. U and I knw dat one very well. Allow us go, we want to go. We are tired of dis terrorist call Jubril el Sudani, una president

BuhariAdvocate:
Atiku a cameroonian man leave our own president let him work stop distracting him. Nigeria will blame you if the president failed to deliver his election promises.

una President from Sudan abi? Jubril of Sudan no bi my own president o. So, tell ur Jubril el sudani to leave our beloved country alone o. We tired of his terrorism. Let him go back to Sudan where he belongs

OK hmm. Nigeria in distress

Great list. I wish them d afcon

What is d cost in Naira ?

ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
This government is as useless as the Monica I bear on this fora

Wow

EbukaHades10:
I "laughter",Fam. it's still ur type that will still come and bash Liverpool with the "when last did u win the epl title"? line.


Suck it up, fam

lolz! Just last two years under Antonio conte and we won Europa in dis just concluded season. Are we not great?:even though say we no de in form 4 now. We are European great. Most successful club 4 sixteen years now. Ordinary premier league una no fit win 4 29yrs . just d make noise 4 Ordinary UCL we'er Rmd won 3times in a roll. Make I hear word o.

Peaceontome247:
This FFK that sent Ojukwu to early grave by totorin his wife Lol

a fool sighted

Beautiful! They look like identical twins. Cute family

She de find man