₦airaland Forum

dyze:
Na dick we dey talk about. Na serious matter

OfficialDad:
I was thinking you're good at clap backs, look at the stupid idiot running away from me. Well you're suppose to run, because I'm officially like a father to you, physically, mentally and psychologically.

Anyway, when you're done with that banana you're hiding inside that pocket shorts, its all over the internet. Remember to throw the banana away , so that you won't die from your own STDs after consuming it.

Hungry boy.

PS: Try and reduce the quantity of water on that head, its getting bigger each day. Makes me wonder if your future is still bright, because your head don't show it one bit.

Row Row Row!!! , Sing along foo

clinton44:
oh that aswel...I really do hate the 2g network so I inserted another sim and it gives it 3g network but each time I access the 3g sim slot to browse it then changes to 2g which is edge..I'm just confused really don't know what to do..should I sell it or....?

DonPiiko:
If you check out the text of his message, you will notice someone forcing her to commit, love and relationships are not a one way traffic, he isn't on the same wavelength with her, the harsh truth is that it gets very painful when you invest and get nothing in return. To solve this puzzle both of them need to have a sitdown and answer the "what are we??" question

moorevic:
You sound like those in upper iweka

DonPiiko:
Temitope74 you were too harsh, apologize and make it up to her. If she's very attractive as you said, a lot of guys will be on her case and will be waiting in the winds to take her away, she is still young and still in the market so you definitely know she will be hard to control.

Saviour22:
[color=darkblue] he's a bloodly scarmer, I don't know why people are defending him[/color]

Saviour22:
[color=darkblue] I am Plato is the same as deadrat, just check the moniker I am Plato[/color]

QueenSuccubus:



He may deactivated his moniker but let's be honest that majority of NL members got at least 5 accounts.. So, my question is: DID HE REALLY DEACTIVATED?

Saviour22:
[color=darkblue] u are wrong he's still very active with his I am Plato account,so why should the of let it slide [/color]

Pataricatering:
dont day “ youths “ just say females cos that’s what you obviously meant ! Our male youth have not lost it ? Since fckin is their birthright , abi ?

Kuriou:
Excessive bleaching
She looks so cheap and tacky like those girls that stand outside surulere clubs
Why can't she refine herskin and look polished like those black American celebrities instead of looking like ojota queen?

KhaleesiAdaz:
Chai too many ndi arurumana here Ma ndi na ara amu ma ndi na ara òtù. Jirinu nwayo na ara ihe arara ara o

adadike:
Nina, I warned you, okwa ngwara gi agwa. ina ra amu na abughi nke gi. I hope u ve seen the end of it all now? your eyes don clear! ome go gi vum n'anya

KEMISTR3:
God will bless you for this question.

ShyCypher:
We will not take it!

chinochizzy:
Yeah though u can measure it with tape

Misypee:
I'm not into personal looks, I'm into ambition, hardwork with something to show for it, house, a healthy bank account, good character

ahnie:
Op your English z bae!
I bow to your royal English
Your English went on leave
Leaf went on leave with your English
English went on leave in a leaf with your English

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DUE its cool,but what is your TAUGHT on this!
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Those guys are copycats.now that's my TAUGHT on this!

grossintel:
WHERE ARE THEY? I said it before, the next president of Nigeria could be Buhari again and I won't be surprised. Nigerians are very gullible and can be easily fooled. Who dash Davido 9 billion naira? Not only that, if he could afford 9 billion for a jet, then he should be worth about 30 billion like he said in his song. And foolish Nigerians believed him. Do you know WTF is $26 million? If you invest that money well your 10th generation won't see poverty every again. US stars, Drake, Niki, Chris brown and Co make millions of dollars monthly but don't own a private jet not because they can't afford it but the maintenance cost. And local champion Davido who's billionaire father doesn't even own a jet is claiming he bought one without a receipt! He should show us the receipt instead he showed us advertising pamphlets like we don't know what a receipt looks like. Lazy Nigerian youths, stay away from media hype! It's fake, everything you see about celebrities are fake. Use your time for something more productive.

chinochizzy:
I was measured by my doctor few weeks ago

Temple1288:
Do u get fuvked for 10k?
It's just a question.. How come you know the location of Oloshos?

Can u show us your boyfriend or husband or wife or girlfriend because I don't actually know your gender.

UDUJ:
Ok bro now lets get serious. You are 5-11 you are ok heightwise, you should use that. I am 6-1 and I tell you girls dig tall guys.

Now let me scatter your head

Women want a man who towers over them because it conforms to gender stereotypes and makes them feel protected, secure, feminine and delicate.

1. Around a hot tall guy, THEY get to wear heels with reckless abandon without worrying that they will tower over him!

2. They love how you are able to pick them up and throw on a bed

3. When they are near a hot tall guy, they feel safe, like nothing can happening to them because other people are intimidated by tall people.

4. They feel safe when they hug you, and their height matches yours in such a way that their ear hits your heart and they can hear your heart beat.

5. When you hug them from behind you can rest your chin on their head and grab them, causing them to melt a little bit inside.

7. Hot guys who are tall and big can reach stuff off the top shelf for them, and when you do they can stare at you and watch as your muscles flex.

8. Girls love how tall hot guys are sexy when sitting down because they are so tall that they have to slouch

9. Tall guys look great in clothes because clothes are made with tall people in mind.

10. It is said that tall guys have healthy genes.

11. They love us tall as the act of looking at a tall dude is an act of seduction because they have to look up at us and just gosh at the adonis .

12. Shorter ladies fit together with tall guys in awesome ways.

13. When we are this tall girls feel holding our hand is awkward so they hold our biceps instead, which is just as good

14. When you guys go out you are easier to spot from a crowd and they love to use this to show off to their friends

15. They know they will always be seen as cute and cuddly to a tall dude.

16. They love our long legs…

17. When it’s raining the shade we create for them with our umbrellas leave them perfectly dry!

Dude hold your head high. You are tall, be proud

Martin0:
I will give you whatever answer you need, but I have asked a simple question that night need a yes or no