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Romance › Re: When She Ask You This Question...... by austyn0(m): 6:49am On May 10, 2018
Nna on a very lovely and rainy midnight, you woke up to enlighten us on the question wey she ask you because you no make am "come" after "6"...... Ike gwuu.
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by austyn0(m): 6:46am On May 10, 2018
CorGier:
I will give u a mention later, .
Alright,, watch your steps man.
Romance › Re: "Anytime I See Money I Get Wet & It Has Led Me To Sleep With Many Men” - Lady by austyn0(m): 6:37am On May 10, 2018
malware:
It's normal, only that you have Igbo gene
Ihiotgringrin
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by austyn0(m): 6:33am On May 10, 2018
CorGier:
What you fail to realize is that the average woman would lie about her n-count 8 times out of 10.
Unless she's the bluntly honest type, or she implicitly trusts your level of emotional maturity to handle the bombshell, anything other than that just know you're getting played.
For every ex's she's had before you came into the picture, there has been a couple of Dicks and Harris in-between. So the next time she gives you that puppy face and fesses up to you that she's got a body count of five, multiply it by two, then plus two. I.e. 10<n<12.
Laughs,, that was quite mathematical.... You made a huge point though, I agree with you on the boldened.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Told Me That She Still Likes Her Ex Boyfriend. by austyn0(m): 10:47pm On May 09, 2018
CaptJeffry:
The questions you should check the answers for are does her ex still care and are they still in touch?

If no, neglect her cos it's normal to sometimes miss one's ex but if yes, make sure your legs touch your back head as you run.
Yeah, and also the ex might be her first love and first love never dies..
Romance › Re: [18+] The Moment A Boy Posted His After-sex Pose On FB by austyn0(m): 10:39pm On May 09, 2018
Laughs
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by austyn0(m): 10:01pm On May 09, 2018
freecocoa:
Story, till it happens will you know that, painting a picture of it the the way you did, doesn't make having that information that trivial or should I say, fun.

Its a judgemental question, especially when its a guy that's asking, so let's not deceive ourselves.
I know you are tryna be realistic with life,, but speaking on my own terms,, I would like us to talk abou our past for it not to haunt us in the future,, if she had a terrible past and I'm not aware of it, what if the guy or guys involved shows up sometime later and fills me in with the details, imagine my feelings..... So, to me,a rather satisfying solution to this rather contradictory situation is to ask jokingly and playfully just like I imagined up there and I believe with my understanding of her becoming mine and mine alone,,her story won't stir dust.
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by austyn0(m): 7:46pm On May 09, 2018
freecocoa:
Any kind of man that wants that information is scouting for trouble.
I expect mine to be like this,,,,Imagine this scenario....

Me: Sweetheart,, the evening is boring,, I want us to like uhh,, play something more like a straightforward truth game,, you in?(grinning)

She:Yeah babe..

Me:You are gonna be sincere, like really sincere and I as well,, it is about our past.

She:Okay, go on[anxiously]

Me:How many guys lamba'd you before we met?(smiling and giving her the "oya lie look"

She:Baby this kind question cef(shrugging)

Me:Laughing)Just answer nau,,I will tell you mine too..

She:They are people I seriously want to forget ever since I met you...

Me:I understand dear,,.let it out..

She: Just five...

Me:So five guys dan enter that precious gate before me? chai...

She:Oya you tell me yours...
Me:I be virgin before I met you....

She:Laughing),, You can't be serious, tell me joor...

Me: Just eight...

She:Babe you just reminded me of my past,, never wanted you to be any part of it..

Me:Sorry dear, just wanted to refresh our memories,, (Cuddles her)..

What's the scouting for trouble here?
Romance › Re: I Just Discovered I'm Dating My Friend's Ex Girlfriend by austyn0(m): 7:15pm On May 09, 2018
You gotta tell him.
Romance › Re: Deadrat Scam And Double Standards by austyn0(m): 7:13pm On May 09, 2018
Mehn ditch this issue already, the damage has already been done,, the victims aware of their victimized state,,, the scammer has already deactivated.... Tell me,, of what use is this thread?
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by austyn0(m): 6:59pm On May 09, 2018
freecocoa:
Lies, just leaves one for one person(the man) to judge the woman and mostly wrongly

.
It depends on the kinda man,, you are generalizing now babe..
Celebrities › Re: Being Married To A Black Man Is Like Modern Day Slavery - Huddah Monroe by austyn0(m): 6:57pm On May 09, 2018
Senselessness ajoka seriously...
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by austyn0(m): 5:32pm On May 09, 2018
MrCork:
..ok..so outter all the other sections, u
Choose to be guest on romance section coz u like a man's voice (tosyne2much)..correct?....brother are u ok? (No ofeense )
angry
Oga ndo.
Romance › Re: Guys Please Stay​ Away From Single Ladies In Their Thirties!!! by austyn0(m): 5:06pm On May 09, 2018
biacan:
Excuse me boy watch your mouth
Did you take that to heart?
Romance › Re: Guys Please Stay​ Away From Single Ladies In Their Thirties!!! by austyn0(m): 4:38pm On May 09, 2018
biacan:
Just checking on him to see if he's still alive cheesy cheesy you played a fast one on him cheesy cheesy cheesy
You needn't do that or I play one on you too.
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by austyn0(m): 4:37pm On May 09, 2018
MrCork:
^^STORY. ....so wot on earth are u doing on romance section if u not hear to chase chicks?.... why u not in religion section? .. BRO STOP LYIN MENNNNNN!! (no ofeense ) angry
Oga,, I'm gonna be very frank with you cuz I am tryna prove a point.... When I was yet a guest of this forum, I normally admire someone nicknamed tosyne2much,, he frequents this particular section,, I love the way he states things concerning relationships because I normally do mine physically,, I joined to exhibit my enlightenment as well,, besides you are not gonna spank me if I accept the fact that I am here to chase girls so ditch the shitty impression broh.
Romance › Re: Guys Please Stay​ Away From Single Ladies In Their Thirties!!! by austyn0(m): 4:22pm On May 09, 2018
biacan:
YoungDaNaval are you still alive shocked this is too much cheesy cheesy cheesy
Laughs,, hey what are you trying to do?
Romance › Re: Guys Please Stay​ Away From Single Ladies In Their Thirties!!! by austyn0(m): 2:17pm On May 09, 2018
YoungDaNaval:
Hmmmm. May God help you
Yeah,, and help your shallow-mindedness as well "No offense intended."
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Men Come To Nairaland To Find Chicks? by austyn0(m): 2:12pm On May 09, 2018
MrCork:
...married or single..all men come to nairaland to chase chicks (fact)..

Why do we all do this? Please advise and please don't lie!
undecided
Chasing chicks and finding a good and reasonable being from the opposite sex to relate with,, how do these two relate?.... Truly,, I joined this app to relate with people after being impressed from the sideline,, there is no denying my interest in interacting with the opposite sex one of the reasons I joined buh what you placed up there is way absurd.
Romance › Re: Guys Please Stay​ Away From Single Ladies In Their Thirties!!! by austyn0(m): 2:04pm On May 09, 2018
In otherwords, you are excluding them from human beings.... Don't they deserve to be happy as well?..... Away with that mentality please.
Romance › Re: "Your Boyfriend Deserves To Know Your Body Count" - Joro Olumofin To Ladies by austyn0(m): 1:59pm On May 09, 2018
freecocoa:
Mschew.

So what would he do with that information? Na foolishness dey do this ojoro of a man.
Dear it strengthens the trust and increases the relationship span.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 21 Years Planning To Have Sex With A Seminarian by austyn0(m): 1:42pm On May 09, 2018
Laughs
Romance › Re: ... by austyn0(m): 1:35pm On May 09, 2018
Nobody is immature to be in a relationship,, as a matter of fact, I'm glad you did yourself a whole lot good by indulging in it because you need to grow up and not just grow old,, I have only been involved in a relationship and that was the very year I hit 20,, the girl had similar characteristics to that of your girl,, I learnt a lot from the relationship,,so judging from my experience,, you are very much aware of her situation,, she is still too young to handle relationship stress and as well you...To keep a relationship healthy isn't easy at all,,if you have got the balls and urge I suggest you try these few tips, for they made me irreplaceable in that girl's life till date.....



Try to get her back on track,, try and be the best man you can be,,like a real man should, love beyond comprehension, care beyond comparison,, be understanding and don't get mad at every wrongdoing of hers,, whenever you get angry don't let it last,, always standout amongst other guys in her head,, be matured beyond your age in general and this should have come first buh I don't wanna appear all religious,, place the relationship in God's hands at all times.
Romance › Re: Break Up Sex. by austyn0(m): 1:07pm On May 09, 2018
Laughs
Romance › Re: I Checked Through Her Whatapps Messages, I Almost Fainted by austyn0(m): 12:45pm On May 09, 2018
prinsam30:
yeah I do that every three months, the last one I did was after i met her
You check your hiv status every three months? Nya as in fuckaholic nu? Nyuli united.... Ike gwuu。
Romance › Re: Do You All Think I Can Rock Dreadlocks With This My Big Oddly Shaped Head?? by austyn0(m): 12:23pm On May 09, 2018
minexpo:
Your village pple just observing like

What is this one saying cheesy grin grin grin

Who else is tempering with d brain.....not our handwork grin
Lolgringrin
Romance › Re: Confused: I Have A Loyal Girlfriend But Had It With Virgin by austyn0(m): 7:40am On May 09, 2018
Michelle55:
indeed. please I beg you kindly share your dp with biko nwanne mmadu
Sorry,, I can't find the person with that monicker
Romance › Re: Confused: I Have A Loyal Girlfriend But Had It With Virgin by austyn0(m): 3:04pm On May 08, 2018
Michelle55:
I laugh in Japan.. just see the way they are advising you meekly on how to go about everything but if it's a woman that tried this stunt, they would have rein down fire and brimstone ontop her.. anyways, since you find it soo convenient to sleep with another woman when you have a loyal woman you might as well end up with the latter.
a man that truly loves and values his loyal woman wouldn't do anything to hurt her.. have a rethink and remain blessed
Mutual agreement.
Romance › Re: Men Hardly Cheat, Except They Are Been Pushed To The Wall. by austyn0(m): 2:28pm On May 08, 2018
marvelli:
keep your frustrations to yourself abeg. Wether I meet boys or men it is not your concern. As long as I Sha dont meet you.
Laughs
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shares Chat With Man Who Wants To Sleep With Her Before Giving Her by austyn0(m): 2:26pm On May 08, 2018
Is the person putting on that kinda dress up there the same person complaining?
Romance › Re: 9 Questions You Need To Ask Yourself Before Agreeing To Unprotected Sex - Meme by austyn0(m): 2:20pm On May 08, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Bad mind grin
Nne I am standing on an edge,, like seriously hanging,, yarn me tori nagrin
Romance › Re: 9 Questions You Need To Ask Yourself Before Agreeing To Unprotected Sex - Meme by austyn0(m): 2:18pm On May 08, 2018
OhiOfIhima:
Confirm, your head dey dere... make I run go find am. hahahahaha. You are wicked bro
grin

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