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Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? Share Your Experience! by Ausval: 2:46pm On Jul 14, 2021
Omo I go back village go meet my mama ooo..them sha call family meeting and my mum was solidly behind me stating that it's not possible that I was a witch .so fast forward to this day ..everything has changed to supposed witch is now a star in the family my aunty has been on my neck since January last year that he wants her son to come live with me so I can assist them in taking care of the boy
tooth4tooth:
Of all the stories so far,your na dope but you ever finish am wink. How were you able to clear yourself as you grow up? Or do they still carry that mindset as we speak?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? Share Your Experience! by Ausval:
Yes ooooo

My aunty carry me go church for family prayers ...Na so the pastor accused me say I be witch and that I used to fly at night ..I was shocked can I be a witch and I don't know ??

Na so the man begin dey fire prayer ,they press my neck they blow my chest say i must confess

Before I knew it my aunty don join am before I open my eyes all of them don hold broom

The pastor Begin they tell my aunty to flog her way to breakthrough ..na so beating start for me ooo..see flog see broom

Omo I jejely confessed ooo say I be witch and na me be the cause of all the problem ,before these people go use broom end my young life

I come even begin to dey make cat sound mew mew mew mew ooo so that them go believe and leave me as all my back don already dey bleed

Na so dem free me ..I run for my life go back go meet my mama for village

But guessed what huh?...the witch is a big boy now and all his family is extremely proud of him

Also my aunty now want her first son to come live with the witch so that the witch can send him to school .
SportsRe: Amoah To Pastor Kobi: "Please Do Not Make Any Prophecy About Ghana Olympic Team" by Ausval: 5:51pm On Jul 13, 2021
England was destined to win ...But then God wanted the world to see how they treat his people (Black People ) and thus made them lost the game ..so make una leave this Pastor abeg..all of us na hustle we dey grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: The Partitioning Of Nigeria Ahead Of 2023 by Ausval: 1:37pm On Jul 09, 2021
Let's Pray we even have a NIGERIA by 2023
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Employers Should Interview Applicants Online by Ausval: 1:15pm On Jul 09, 2021
Wowww My first FTC on Nairaland
And E come be for Job interview post

Wait ooooo
Abi I wan get work like this Ni ��

Well I dedicate this to all job seekers out there ,may you get that Job you have always been praying for in thy mighty name of Jesus Christ

May protocols be broken for your sake in Jesus Name ...Amen
PetsRe: Nigerian Family Celebrates Their Dog's 1st Birthday (Photos, Video) by Ausval: 6:49pm On Jul 08, 2021
When money too much and no problem na so e dey be

Dem don do birthday for dog ooo why some of Una don dey date girl for 10years and una never celebrate her birthday
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho's Supporters Protest In Ibadan Over DSS Raid (Photo) by Ausval: 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2021
Na so the Ogboni leader talk "WE ARE NOT AFRAID OF TEAR GAS AND DSS,ODUA REPUBLIC MUST HAPPEN " until them catch am and baba deny flat ..that's Ogboni leader must be from Peter's linage
EducationRe: Kaduna Orders Closure Of 13 Schools Because Of Kidnapping by Ausval: 11:17pm On Jul 05, 2021
So you know areas vulnerable to bandits attacks that means basically you should know the area where the bandits operate and dwell but still this is not enough informations to wipe them out

Statements like this always make me believe it's the government that is sponsoring and promoting the insecurity in this country

But if it is for the IG, Commissioner ,DSS to be speaking English and Clamping down on peaceful protesters Una sabi that one

What baffles me is how these guys are not shameful or feel remorseful ..

The other governor said people should fight bandits and insurgents with their teeth but yet you will arrest people using charm ( African Traditional believe system) or people moving about with Dane gun .

But i'm still wondering ooo how big can a state be that bandits will kidnap over 200persons hid them without security agency fishing them out ...How coordinate can terrorists dwell in a place oooo ,one state that we can't use our military might as a country to smoke them out and conquer them


Omo na wa ooooooo
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji: I Was Kicked Out Of Miss Nigeria Contest In 2003 by Ausval: 8:30pm On Jul 04, 2021
Miss Nigeria must really be underrated
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu’s Arrest: Ihedioha Denies Praising Buhari by Ausval: 3:15pm On Jul 04, 2021
So what is your stand on the matter your excellency
PoliticsRe: Police Carried Yoruba Nation Protester Like A Baby by Ausval: 3:12pm On Jul 04, 2021
How people dey get mind take protest for this country still dey fear me

Una nor dey fear for una life

Hiannnnnnnnnnnn
PoliticsRe: Abdulraheem Olawuyi Accuses Lai Mohammed Of Embezzling ₦32.5 Million by Ausval: 1:41pm On Jul 04, 2021
Just 32.5M huh?? This na suya money na ..or are you new in Nigeria Ni

If our politicians limit their stealing to maximum of 50million , Nigeria could have been the best country in the world by now
PoliticsRe: "You Have NOT Done Enough!" - Nnamdi Kanu's Family Criticises Britain by Ausval:
KILLING NNAMADI KANU IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM
But I like the fact that he was arrested, this further shows the might of the federal government

When there is a government ,an individual will say he has formed his own security network and that he does not want to see any legal and government established security agency. My dear Igbo brothers is this the kind of leaders you wish for Biafra huh

Please the number of Igbos that has died on this struggle is enough ..non of nnamadi Kanu kids are in Nigeria .

if he wasn't arrested I believe he won't have set foot in this country again (and innocent people are dying daily )

See no President would want a country to separate under his watch .

Government can dialogue with the aggrieved it's the right thing to do,but before this dialogue can be successful we need to first of all agree that we were Nigerians first even before we became igbo ,Yoruba ,Hausa ,idoma e.t.c and as thus we all have equal right in the country and should fight for our common interest

How can one man order a citizen to vacate from a part in his country and you think the government will come and smile at youhuh?.

Nigeria is not going to break
Let seat down and look for a common ground
Igbo's feel they are marginalized let the government take an endoscopic look into that matter with a view of resolving it

This is 21th century it doesn't makes sense roaming about with cattles let the government look at ways to ameliorate it.but then my fear around this is that we are always thwarting government efforts. The government came with the RUGA initiative but we all opposed ...Tell me one ethic group or tribe that doesn't eat cow meat

Yorubas are saying their lands ain't secured I believe when the above issues has been ameliorated that concern will be laid to rest as well

Let Stop the fighting
Let stop the agitating
Let Build a better Nigeria
Nigeria is our home
Let not set it ablaze
CrimeRe: 2 Nigerian Housemaids Arrested For Stealing Employers' Money, Jewelry In Libya by Ausval: 12:13pm On Jul 04, 2021
I DON'T SUPPORT STEALING
But if you see the way they maltreat our brothers and sisters over there ,you will be shocked .

Those guys are one of the most barbaric Africans they have no human feelings at all

But come oo which well thinking and stable Nigerian go prefer to live for Libra ..well the fear of herdsmen and ESN can be the beginning of Eloping
Christianity EtcRe: Dominion City & RCCG: Changing Church As A Married Woman by Ausval: 9:04am On Jul 04, 2021
Where the head goes the body follows...in Ephesians chapter 5, the bible said just as Christ is the head of the church ,so the man is unto the woman ...if you know where the head was leading you to wasn't pleasantry then you would not cling to the head ...

Madam God is the same everywhere don't allow litlle religious issues to scatter your union ..

I think part of the problem is you where going to your husband church with an already biased mind

You get luck oo ,your husband even still dey go church and you dey complain ,what if na idol worshiper and he tells you that you must prepare food for sango very Sunday ??
debbycreamy:
Hello nairalanders,

I won't say it's my friend sister or whatever,it's me. It's my question

For 5years of marriage, it's been conflicting about this church matter.

Where in the Bible did they say it's compulsory for the wife to go to the husband's church? I attended dominion city, and he attends redeem (RCCG), I tried for the first two years to follow him to redeem, but I couldn't feel it, every Sunday it's like going and coming from a wedding not a church, that feeling of feeling the Holy Spirit and being blessed is not there, I don't know who understands this feeling.

I talked to him in d third year he allowed me go back to my dominion city, and in d fourth year he stopped me again, I'm a worker there o, now till the fifth year I'm still forced to attend redeem, I have tried my best to open my heart to the church but no way...

Their ways just tire me at redeem, I miss the love, togetherness, prayers, worship and preaching at dominion city. Please I'm sorry I mentioned the name of churches i know some people love redeem, so I'm sorry.

Now for a month now, I have not gone to any church, and I'm tired of the whole thing, please matured advice needed.


Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Fights Pastor Who Tried To Lay His Hands On Her At A Church Event (Video) by Ausval: 8:43am On Jul 04, 2021
Na the pastor know Wetin e go find go person wen demon of mike Tyson ,Mohammed Alli combined posses ..E get luck .Dem for remove he teeth just now

But 600years for that woman ooo for trying to upper cut his Holiness grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Evelyn Joshua: Primate Ayodele Pays Condolence Visit To TB Joshua’s Widow by Ausval: 8:27am On Jul 04, 2021
Hmmmmm...see as women full this pastor entourage ..make we nor go hear pim pim tomorrow oooo..because I see no reason you go dey carry person wife or person future future wife to travel up and down .
SportsRe: Jon Mikel Obi Joins Kuwait SC After Leaving Stoke City by Ausval:
Bros it's almost time to retire ,please kindly pack all the money you can pack ooooo...to train twins nor easy ooooo
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh: I’m Ready To Take Up Super Eagles Job If NFF Wants Me by Ausval: 11:57am On Jun 28, 2021
This is the dumbest thing I have watched
Walimahadi:
12yrs old Yoruba Turn his mama Air condition to insane freezing fridge

Talent forever


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d9dvldXsy4
PoliticsRe: Maduka: Woman Dies After Disenfranchisement At Anambra PDP Guber Primary by Ausval: 9:41pm On Jun 27, 2021
Wowwwwwwww
She died because of a politicianhuh
You don't mean it

Madam you for donate your body give all these ritualist or donate yourself to a teaching hospital for medical research or better still look for anyone who has any organ issues and donate your organs to them .

You could not do any of the things I listed come say na Nigerian politician you come die for
Ma you died a wasteful death

Angels supposed flog you well well before you go hell

Regards
PoliticsRe: N300 Million Road Rehabilitation: FERMA Abandons Kogi Road In Ruins (photos) by Ausval: 3:05pm On Jun 15, 2021
Na this kind road you dey call bad road for naija huh....omo based on Nigeria standard this road is still very ok
PoliticsRe: Umahi Defends Buhari, says his Appointments Are Fair To Igbos by Ausval: 7:25am On Jun 15, 2021
When you choose your ambition over your people chaos await you in the end

These are some of the reasons Igbo's will never agree that ebonyi is an igbo state ,everything about them is so off ... They are saboteurs , they are heartless ,they are wicked and so on ..
PoliticsRe: Chris Ngige: Buhari Is Afraid Of Breaching The Constitution by Ausval: 7:09am On Jun 15, 2021
Latitude kor longitude ni

The worst kind of failure a father can have, is failure to ameliorate the rift between his two sons .

There are issues in the nation ,security ,tribal ,religious, unemployment, inflation and so on... Show me one of these issues the president has resolved successfully.

For Nigeria to excel it need to be peaceful and for it to be peaceful you need to get rid of marginalization ..put all of us in one page ,let all of us have a common enemy .. Maintain and all inclusive government .

The reason why terrorism excel in the nation is because even the host communities supports them,and why they support them is because they have lost hope in the government of the day .

A President is of no tribe but all tribes

Resolve all the communal issues and see things begin to fall in place

Nigeria belongs to no ethic group but belongs to all

Listen to the cry of the agitators , enter into dialogue with them ..

The best form of provocation is to ignore an agitating man

I pray Nigeria will be great again and all the prediction of the evil ones will fail

Best Regards ,
SportsRe: Bendel Insurance Players Jump Fence To Escape Lynching By Home Fans (Video) by Ausval: 2:39pm On Jun 07, 2021
Una go come Benin na ...No shaking ..we go balance the scores
AgricultureRe: World’s First Electric Driverless Tractors Launched (Pictures) by Ausval: 6:33pm On Jun 03, 2021
This one go jam both the farmer and the crops
PoliticsRe: Malami Denies Sending Memo Seeking Suspension Of Constitution by Ausval: 7:03am On Jun 03, 2021
In every rumor there is an atom of truth in it ...

Look at how the president addressed the insecurity situation happening in the East and south west ,is that not an indication that these rumor of declaring a marital government is true ..

You are talking of being Democratic and your boss is making the most undemocratic statement ever.

You guys have not declared this marital government in the north despite all the killings and bombings that has taken place there ...

How can a government be this openly and conspicuously biased

You guys are just making these agitators gather more support with the way you are handling this matter

My advice for President Buhari and his cohorts is that whatever that goes up must surely come down ...so Let him be very careful

Best Regards
FoodRe: Toba Adedeji Journalist Searches For Wife After Burning 3 Pots Of Food In 2 Days by Ausval: 7:19pm On Jun 01, 2021
Baba na burnt food dey sweet pass ,when you scrape the pot chop that bottom part ...
CrimeRe: Restriction Order: Lagos Police Clamp Down On Erring Okada Riders, Cultist by Ausval: 6:44pm On May 27, 2021
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PoliticsRe: LASG Seals Chinese Firm, Declares Zero Tolerance For Safety Measures by Ausval: 2:55pm On May 27, 2021
Close am today
Open am tomorrow
Who don die don die

That's why I always tell people that your safety is your personal responsibility

If it is not safe don't do it
I REPEAT IF IT IS NOT SAFE DON'T DO IT

There is always an opportunity to get another job if you lost one

But there is never an opportunity to get your life back once you loose it

Best Regards
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Major-General Yahaya Farouk As New Chief Of Army Staff (Photo) by Ausval:
I believe these are some of the problems Nigeria is having

A sensible leader can solve the insecurity problem in Nigeria within six months ..

Nigerians are easy to negotiate with and they buy into words of the mouth so fast ..that means dialoguing with Nigerians is very very easy

There are a lot of agitations in the north ,east and west ..even in the south

What a responsible government ought to do is to engage these region in dialogue

Oya o northerners what is the problem ,Easterners what is the problem southerner what is the issues ,listen to them and make them an offer

The reason why terrorism is difficult to solve in the country is because even the host communities at which these terrorist operates supports them ,these communities has lost faith and hope in the government

Engage them buy their trust ,win them over and see if they won't be giving valid information against these terrorist

There are a lot of agitations in the east ,they feel marginalized ...engaged them more in your government and see if the agitations won't stop over night ...engage more Igbo's in your cabinet listen to their cries ,bring up initiative that promotes unity ..

Give every igbo indigene that graduates with a first class a federal scholarship to pursue masters degree

Invite Namandi KANU engage him and make him understand Nigeria need peace and unity

Engage the northerners give them valid reasons to live with peace with others

Tell the fulani herders tell them these is the 21st century and that its outdated to be roaming about with cattles ...make alternative provision for them...

If the government have been educating the Fulani's I believe by this time non of them will want to be roaming the street with cattle's

The west are agitating because of the menace of the herders engage them listen to their plight

BUHARI stand up and engage your citizens stop being a foreigner in your country

Best Regards
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun: I Was Flogged By My Female Cousins On My 20th Birthday by Ausval: 1:35pm On May 27, 2021
Agbaya

You nor fit thunder fire their papa

You nor fit remove their teeth just now

You nor fit give them 600 years

Insult my mum in my presence at your own peril , even if you fit beat me but I go sha fight you
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Affirms Obaseki’s Victory by Ausval: 8:31pm On May 26, 2021
If the way these guys run to court to contest election results ,is the same way they run to court to challenge bad governance ,Nigeria could have been a better place today

Why can't we also run to court to challenge the candidacy of our elected leaders when they fail to deliver good governance .

Why can't we go to court to challenge that house of rep member that fails to develop his constituency or that senator or Governor or local government chairman or even the President

These guys are relaxed doing the wrong things because Nigerians don't give a damn about how they are been governed ..

Nigeria will make huge progress if we start holding these politicians accountable to deliver the dividend of democracy and good governance

Best Regards

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