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Virgina is very cryptogeneric.

Never put your nose close to a vj.
According to a recent research you get 1 year older every time you sniff a vj. Three years older when you lick it. The researcher says what can prevent these is singing reggae music while you sniff or lick it. This may not be true.

By the way is it true that chronic hunger can make one say unrealistic things?

I don't believe it.
Two days in a roll I've not eaten and I am still myself.
Can I send my AZA pls abeg.

Just joking.

Hi guys, the person is still in need of clove seedlings

Hamas said in a statement the Israeli military had committed a new crime by directly targeting the hospital buildings without caring about patients, medical staff or displaced people in it.

CRAZY PEOPLE USING INNOCENT FOOLISH RELIGIOUS CITIZENS AS HUMAN SHIELDS.

YOU EXPECT ISRAEL TO KEEP CALM AND BE WATCHING YIU BUILD ANOTHER ATTACK FRONT IN THE HOSPITAL?

GOD BLESS ISRAEL.

osazsky:
not their fault o..most Yoruba people both old and young can't express themselves in simple English..when I did my nysc in one western state in 2005 I was shocked...almost 90 percent...I was opportuned to visit one of uni and d lecturer was teaching with Yoruba language

See the bad grammar you typed. You are mocking Yorubas that they dont speak good English and you cant express yourself well.

The fact that you abbreviated doesn't mean you should not communicate well in English. Your English is poor. Shame on you Mr. NYSC

You are hiding under abbreviation.

"One of the unis" even if you want to abbreviate.

Olodo upon twenty.
Next time NYSC should be in capital.

Quelme:
Hmmm

Yoruba people think say na only them dey 9ja. Must you do the voice over in Yoruba. Na wa o.

Is it that stupidity is part of your inheritance or it is an inborn thing with your tribe. I can see iddiootts like you liking the senseless post.
You guys turn everything to tribal war.
The incident happened in a Yorubaland the person could have done the video to send to a family member who is also Yoruba.
If it ends up on the internet is it the fault of the person ?

I feel sorry for you guys.

HugeElephant:
You don't need to threaten him.
He can spend the money and get away with it.
He can claim he was also expecting transfers from other sources.

The only thing they can do is wait till he has enough to refund them (if at all he wants to)
Individuals are responsible for wrong transfers and not the receiving account details.

God bless you.
I wonder how people will type good English like an educated fellow but with a reasoning like an illiterate.
God forbids what if the child of the receiver is on admission at the hospital and the money comes in at the right time. Na to buy drugs and pay hospital bill and then wait for the modafucka who will sue him for spending the money he found in his account.

All he will need to claim is he was expecting money from a friend, family member or a client.

The worst is to refund the money when he gets it.


Complete nonsense.

Zooposki:
Just Yoruba. You hardly see Edo names for international fraudsters. Na Yoruba get this one. Na them be international fraudsters.

You have one at your nostril

Where Slawormir comes from?

Na Edo and Yoruba get internet Fraud.

Ask Slawormir e go tell you

I am Yoruba.
I did not expect to see an Igbo name on the list before opening the thread. Each region to its speciality. Na Yoruba and Edo get this one.

Pls who knows Slawor..'s Real name. Is he safe?

INDOMIE9090:
The Abia man shot his son last week because of hunger,check the video below 👇

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYtITOOaICo

Thanks for reminding them. They have short memory.

OVB123:
What a nonsense. It's only people from the west that are qualified enough to be appointed into juicy ministries, departments and agencies. Yorubatocracy is what I called this one.

You should have said same when Sai Baba gave every post to Hausa Fulani.
It was 10, 10, 80% appointment during Buhari's government.

Tinubu don try abeg. What he has done is 30, 30, 40℅ .

If you want him not to favor his tribe then you are day dreaming.

Igbo 30%
Hausa/Fulani 30%
Yoruba 40%

The fact remains that he will trust his tribesmen more not to disappoint him.
It is normal.

TruthsFM:
Abi oooo. Ibadan is much finer than ever before now. Ibadan is much finer with huge streets lights along the roads

And Houses built in Ibadan have residents unlike some places where the owners can not live in them because the spirits of the people used for money are pursuing them.

"Nna if you see the house e build for village"

The house they can't stay a night in.

gaskiyamagana:
Israel parrot, shut up.
Your Israel that can not defeat Hamas five months on, you are ignorantly comparing with Russia.
You are too dull on this matter. Your Israel is now on life line financial aid from American for continue execution of war in Gaza, you are here typing rubbish.

Israel can not defeat Hammas?

Are you high on something? Are you not one of those shedding tears and wailiing GENOCIDE?

Your Coward Hammas hiding upandan in midst of civilians?

Many of you guys are Clowns.

joelbooks:
Mumu Putin

Just waffling up and down because of tomorrow Presidential Election

This is the third year of Ukraine War and the yeye Russian forces cannot move a pin

Nairaland kids praising Putin think War is like COMPUTER GAMES they play on Play Station.



Their hero sef talk too much. As if the west have been snoring over the years when it comes to War Technology.

Putin is Sick.

He wants to use Russian citizens' live play Ludo like Hammas use Palestinian lives.

0m0luabi:
Are you cursed?What's all these gibberish on every thread naso you jobless reach? You must vomit nonsense on every thread with your multiple accounts are you getting paid for all these or it's just as a result of your joblessness?

For you to have noticed Righteousness is on every thread, you too are on every thread reading his posts.
It is his right to make comments like you have your right too.
Why not leave him to his opinion.

Common sense demands you leave him to his opinion. Except if you lack common sense because it is not common.

A christian, a Muslim, an atheist or idol worshipper. All of them have choices. Face your choice and stop being STUPID.

It is just a piece of advice.

"For Israel, every civilian death is a tragedy. For Hamas, every civilian death is a strategy. so it is wrong and immoral to hold Israel to a standard for avoiding civilian casualties that no other country on earth is" --- Nenthanyahu

Hi friends
A friend called if I know where to get Cloves seedlings for planting. Can you help?

Steep:
Why will I accuse people wrongly?
There are many false teachings of pastor Chris,

Oyakhilome’s website contains “Divine Health Confessions.” These display again and again the unbiblical ideas taught by many in the Word of Faith movement. For example:

I live above the elements of this world. I live above sickness, disease, and death. I’m immune to anything that ravages the lives of men; I belong to God’s class of divine beings. I am a partaker of the divine nature; my body is sustained by a force that the ordinary man cannot perceive. My kidneys, lungs, heart, all tissues and every organ in my body function properly.



Take note of the phrase “God’s class of divine beings.” This is the same nonsense taught by false teacher Kenneth Hagin, who famously taught this:

Man… was created on terms of equality with God, and he could stand in God’s presence without any consciousness of inferiority… He made us the same class of being that He is Himself.





The fullness of the Godhead dwells in me bodily, making me impregnable to sickness, disease, death, and the devil.



Every creature reproduces after its kind. A dog gives birth to dogs, a cat gives birth to cats, a cow gives birth to cows, a monkey reproduces monkeys and a human reproduces humans. So when God gives birth, what do you think He’ll reproduce? Gods, of course!



No sickness?

Like so many others, “Pastor Chris” focuses heavily on healing. After all, he runs an international school of healing, so that makes sense. Also like so many others, he makes unbiblical claims about what God will and won’t do… and what Christians can expect with regard to health:

The Word of God quickens my mortal body; this is my vital experience! My health flourishes daily because the power of Jesus Christ continually works in me. I do not get sick; no infirmity can thrive in my body because the Spirit of the Lord lives in me. Hallelujah!


Again and again, Oyakhilome claims that no Christian should ever be sick:

I am born, not of corruptible seed, but of the incorruptible and ‘uninfectable’ seed – the Word of God which lives and abides forever. I am immune to sickness and my body neutralizes anything that is contrary to the Word of God, in the Name of Jesus. Amen.

I have the divine life that flourishes with health, prosperity, success, peace, and joy unspeakable. The Word of God is life to my body and it cleanses my blood and makes me perfect and whole.

The very life and nature of God are operational in me, making it impossible for me to contract any disease or infection.

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If you’ll stay in the Word, you’ll always be healthy and sound. If you’d meditate on the Word, it’ll cure that blood condition, get rid of the HIV, heal your bones, heart, and skin, and produce life in you! It’ll cure that wound that has defied treatment. Speak the Word to that infirmity; talk to that cancer; talk to your blood cells; command the diabetes to be healed!

When the Holy Spirit takes over your life, He’ll drive every sickness out of your body; He’ll make right everything that was wrong.


No Sin?

A man of God is handpicked by God, set on course by God. If you study the scriptures, you will not find one man of God go against God, sinning against God.


You are the Word of God?

Do you know you are God’s Word?  When you were born again, you were born by the Word of God. This means your destiny in the realm of the Spirit is to be the Word of God because you were born by the word of God. It means your nature is of the Word and your character is of the word.



Misquoting Scripture

Your abilities are unlimited. Nothing is impossible for you to accomplish, because you’re sufficient in God’s sufficiency (2 Corinthians 3:5)




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Christ is a place?

Christ is not only a person, Christ is a place. When you come into Christ, you don’t come into a person; you come into a place.



Blessed?

When you’re anointed, you become blessed of God such that everything you touch or do prospers. To be ‘blessed’ means to be empowered to prosper.


Pastor Chris even teaches that God does not perform miracles that it is Christians that now perform the miracle.
Belong to the same category of false teachers as Kenneth hagin, creflo dollar, td Jakes, Joel Osteen etc

Kudos to you bro. For taking time to explain. Are you a Jehovah's witness

Babaibeji2020:
And what was your "righteous" G.O's response to the allegations from the "wicked" wife.....?
Wisdom they say is profitable. Rather than look up the allegations and get enlightened, you're here defending a clown with a very promiscuous history. You lots are just zombies when it relates to this pulpit bandits. Is your tin god afraid to come forth to invalidate the accusations.....?
God will have to alot more time to salvage you lots from these thieves,same thieves Jesus whipped outta the temple then days....

You don't deserve any response anymore. Its obvious you ate ignorant of life facts, you are full of bitterness against men of God and you lack sensible reasoning.

For your info. I don't attend Oyakilome's church but I am only trying to let you use your head.

I have applied Proverbs 26: 4-5 to your case so, I rest my case.

Look at the girl at the extreme Right. She should be around 13 years.

Some tribe are wicked.

Anything for money

Innoson too can build a fighter jet.
He is a good DEVELOPER.

ARMAGEDDON IS CLOSE BY.


GET TO KNOW JESUS.

Babaibeji2020:
Young man, Anita Oyaks accused your daddy G.O of having an affair with his secretary.....hunkle G.O hadn't come up with a rebuttal. Silence in the face of allegations, even as weighty as such means acceptance of guilt. Don't defend issues that makes you look or sound unintelligent. If you still have spare data on your phone, kindly look up what caused the oyak's crisis,thank you.
Besides what my issue judging who? Basically 70% of these pastorpreneurs are pulpit bandits just preaching prosperity without emphasis on salvation, I wouldn't judge him or any other because I don't patronize their ministry of sales of repetitive topic of books with different designed covers,hand bands,anointing oil,handkerchiefs, polo & caps,first fruits, widow's mite🤣🤣😂 tabernacle projects.....etc.
I don't subscribe to such scam,hence I can't judge them!

Anita accused the husband of infidelity.
So, as a very wise man wey you be believing such without an evidence is an evidence of wisdom?
Anyone can accuse anyone of anything. And a bitter spouse can say anything to justify their claims.
What is there to look up in what caused their breakup.
So, if your wife breaks up with you and say all manner to justify her action. Is it not foolishness for anyone to believe she's saying the truth? When there is no concrete evidence. All the woman based her claims on were suspicion and nothing more.

Truvelisback:
How did one who legally married his wives commit adultery? Jacob, Esau, David, and others did the same. Explain.

Righteousness is human. Forgive him for the error today.

Righteousness2:
I will Fall your Hand again and again .

If you have 2 ,3 and so on women in your house in the name of Marriage. You are living in ADULTERY. Dont deceive yourself and dont let anyone deceive you.

If Eternity in Heaven Matters to you. You Must obey GOD'S standard . HIS standard is one man one wife.

If you repent, you must do away with the 2nd 3rd and so on women. Return them back to their father's house. That is what repentance is all about.

You can't claim to repent and continue in sin. You are Deceiving yourself.

Okay a polygamous must return wives to please God to make heaven.

What about a Hiredkiller who is now born again. What must he return to make heaven? He must return the lives he had taken before he can make heaven?
Stop deceiving yourself Righteousness.

A thief who has been into stealing all his life has become born againg. How many people does he need to do restitution with?
In fact the thief is now a broke ass guy. He has nothing to return to anyone.
He lives from hand to mouth. What must he do to make heaven.

My guy the thief by the side of Jesus on the cross what restitution did he make that qualified him for paradise? How are you sure he was not a polygamous before he was caught? How are you sure he hasn't killed before he was caught?
Oh! Jesus should have told him, "Oh! My guy had it been you had the chance to go make restitution, I would have been able to save you,"

I REPEAT AND IF YOU LIKE DONT TAKE IT.

NO RESTITUTION SUPERSEDES THE ONE JESUS DID WITH HIS BLOOD. AND NO OTHER ONE IS NEEDED.

ADD THIS TO THE BIBLE KNOWLEDGE YOU HAVE TODAY.

Righteousness2:
Having 2 , 3, 4 and so on in the name of marriage is adultery.
Only death is biblically permitted for a man or woman to remarry.

God made them Male and Female.
Not male and females or females and male.
GOD'S standard is One man one wife. Anything apart from that is adultery.
You cannot be in adultery and say you have repented. You are deceiving yourself.
What are you keeping the women for?
As your bed warmers or what ?
If Heaven matters to you, you will package them back to their parents.
Only your first legally married wife is biblically permitted. Any other thing is adultery.


Scripture references
Gen 1: 27
Matthew 19:4-9
Mark 10:6-12.
Luke 16:18
Matthew 5:32

You are blatantly wrong on this one Righteousness.

What has the woman you want to send packing done wrong?

Was she caught in adultery?

Did she tell you she was fed up with the marriage?

So, your becoming Born Again is to make life miserable for someone who did no wrong. You want to send her away and send her kids away with her and make your innocent kids fatherless?
Even the prodigal son did not receive such treatment from his father. He was not sent away. So, why send innocent kids away with their mum?
And if you say you will retain the kids then, you are a Pharisee.
Because if the mother have become an abomination then, what makes the kids innocent of the same guilt of their mother?
Have you no awareness you married her legally like you married the first wife legally?

Oga, point to a particular place in the Bible where such restitution was done.

You fall my hand o.


For your information, no other restitution supersedes the one Jesus Christ's blood has done. And no other one is needed.

You were once a thief. You are now born again. How many restitution you wan do for fourty solid years in armed robbery?

You are once a ritualist and now born again. How are you going to refund the lives you've taken to do restitution. Does that mean you have to conjour the lives of the people back to life before you make heaven.
Tell how the ritualist go make restitution.


You guys are a funny lot.

Babaibeji2020:
That you passed through a road doesn't make you the best explorer....
Who passed through the university with a third class definitely has no capacity to teach students to make 1st class,go figure that!
Chris Oyaks and Chris Okotie have no business with successful marriage counseling!
Prosperity preaching, abi lecture is worthwhile for the duo,certainly not marriage counseling.

You are wrong.
You are the one who has no business in judging anyone.

So if your wife suddenly becomes corrupt and finds another man without any fault from you. You are supposed not to be trusted.
Abi.

You guys talk without putting yourselves in the position of the people you judge.

Leave all judgment to God. Because you know nothing about why anyone becomes a divorcee.
You really don't.

Steep:
However pastor Chris is a false teacher.

Where is the proof of him being a false teacher.
Table it here.
You don't just accuse people wrongly

Steep:
If a wife or husband decide to live the marriage for no fault of the husband or wife then the other party is free to remarry.

You are right

HRMK:
MARRIED TO ANOTHER MAN!AND DO YOU KNOW WHY SHE LEFT HIM?VERY SHAMEFUL REASONS!

And you as a Seer, you have used your supernatural power to confirm the woman was sincere.

Many of you guys are suckling babes spiritually.
Shior.

Ance4Liverpool:
Oyahkilome should keep quiet, where is his own wife?

So because his wife divorced him he should seize to exist.

Are you a saint?

You are the one that should keep shut and stop behaving like a Pharisee

Its not even worth it anymore. Before, like four pieces would be pressed inside the tin. Today mostly two thin pieces wetin go cover space be ororo.

The ororo dey sweet sha.

He was not actually the only one his name was ommited. Lots of other dignitaries who's names were called after his own.
For your info. I am a fan of Obi. I'm just saying the obvious