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deenee: Seun has the propensity to better cashflows now and in the future than the duo of Dbanj and Ikeji put together.

I mean you don't see the owner of Facebook chilling out in clubs taking pictures with artistes do you?

So because Ikeji has posed with Dbanj, that automatically makes her a better than Seun right. #SMH#

Mallam no deceive yourself o...tech guys like mark(facebook) hangout in clubs with the likes of snoop dogg and the rest.Make your research this tech guys know how to play hard.

If dangote,davido,dbanj,psquare,genevieve,dino_melaye,el-rufai,ben bruce,don jazzy,ice prince,seun(nairaland) contribute 500k each.She will survive...names wia randomly selected.

[size=25pt]ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!!![/size] He would have invested the money in providing infrastructure,resources et al. to ensure it attains the status of providing world class education and also become the best state university in Nigeria and Africa.

God punish NCC o...why dey no wait till after mtn don give out plane atleast we for see the strategy dem wan use scam us. Anyways imagine a scenario wher I receive call say I don win plane or the 400million naira cash equivalent and dem say dey wudnt give cos of the NCC ban...

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pDude: De la hoy comprende

Idiota

Comprehend this

My fellow nairalanders why are you acting like this...let's give him a chance to spend more of the billions he looted on campaigns...I am thinking of how to meet him to start a neighbour to neighbour ATIKU 2015 campaign...so we can chop he's money and still laugh at him after he looses woofly at just the primaries..

The Vin no. is 2HGEJ6614YH594784.

[size=16pt]Breaking News:[/size]Hon Farouk Lawan Confesses Existence Of Evil Twin
Please read

https://www.nairaland.com/982991/hon-farouk-lawan-confesses-existence

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) questioned the Chairman of the House’s Adhoc Committee on Petroleum Subsidy, Hon. Farouk Lawan, over bribery allegation involving $600,000.

A video recording purportedly showing the bride money exchanging hands is in the possession of the EFCC.

Hon. Lawan has since denied being the one captured in the clip, collecting marked dollar bills.

Speaker of the House, Hon. Aminu Tambuwal and other lawmakers have disowned Lawan over his selfishness in not sharing out the money collected as is customary.

Actors in the drama:

Mr Femi Otedola of Zenon oil has claimed responsibility for the sting operation which led to the video recording.

Mr Otedola, too stingy to pay a bribe, invited the SSS to monitor his discussions with Hon. Farouk.

Otedola also cleverly (stingily?) got the security agency to provide the marked dollars allegedly paid to Lawan and one Boniface.

A former head of state is said to have handed the tape to the house of reps after viewing it and discovering it wasn’t the Indian Movie Otedola promised him. This infuriated him much.

Latest developments:

Bowing to immense pressures to clear his name, Hon. Lawan has now revealed a dark family secret, namely, that a dark sheep exists in the family in the person of none other than the honorable’s own identical twin brother.

This revelation, which was understandably heart wrenching for the lawmaker to disclose, fully exonerates Lawan from collecting the bribe as it was his twin, Loki, impersonating Lawan, who demanded and collected the bribe and was subsequently filmed by SSS agents.

In a press statement released by the family, spokesperson for the honorable member said:

“We can see how he (Loki) could have deceived everybody including the SSS. Both he and our son, Lawan, are very difficult to tell apart and only we family members can differentiate them.

“We implore the public to please leave us alone during this trying period as we deal with the disgrace that this bad egg has once again brought upon us.”

It was further disclosed that the mischievous twin has since gone into hiding as he often does and may never be found until he decides to surface again.

Oil Companies Chiefs are said to have funded the SSS/EFCC joint operation as part of social-corporate responsibility initiatives.

GEJ TO NLC/TUC LEADERS:

[size=20pt]Is N15Million to small for you two leaders to share and call off? becaused i have VOWED already, no going back!!![/size]  

[size=30pt]I THINK ITS JUST A STRATEGY TO SCARE NIGERIANS FROM PROTESTING, [/size]

Just watch

JONATHAN's Promise of FRESH AIR
Read
F= Fuel Subsidy removal
R=Religious and Ethnic crises
E=Expands in bombings from one part of d
country to anoda.
S=State of emergence in Brono, others
H=High rate of
poverty and unemployment.
A=ASUU Strikes
I=Insecurity in the 2012 budget.
R=Restlesness and fustration
in our youth.

JONATHAN's Promise of FRESH AIR
Read
F= Fuel Subsidy removal
R=Religious and Ethnic crises
E=Expands in bombings from one part of d
country to anoda.
S=State of emergence in Brono, others
H=High rate of
poverty and unemployment.
A=ASUU Strikes
I=Insecurity in the 2012 budget.
R=Restlesness and fustration
in our youth

Boss, give Me d perrmissiion 2 embark on a 2 weeks journey from the village cos I hhaav 2 travel on a donkey!

if you see me ride bike holla at your boy #in wiz kids voice

Holiday continue on wednesday if subsidy is not reinstated by then; Call ur neighbours, block entrance to ur street , no one goes to work on tuesday till fuel is N65 again. We are d gov't, we are d labour. be patriotic, send to 10 friends, post on BB, FB, Tweeter. If we fight we will win,

Customer : how much 4 a hair cut Barber : Oga wit nepa na N100 but wt gen na N800. Customer: Abeg flash me when nepa bring light!

know everybody is upset about subsidy, but like a typical Nigerian, like to make jokes abt problem. Indulge me. This is my compilation; with some borrowed ones.
Dis is jonathan's way of punishing nigerians for making fun of his wife"
If He puts on AC 4 U in d Car,den He rily loves U
Dnt be shocked if u try 2 burn a thief with fuel and pple start slapping u instead, be wise
Enugu2Lagos by bus nw 17k. sme pple can't even come back 4rm village, L'obatan . This is deportation Lagos has been praying for.
next time my girl asks me to take her somewhere expensive, id drive her to the fueling station
BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found , fuel missing!!!=D >=)
No more burning of thieves. Say yes to drowning or hanging
Date ur neighbour or die trekking
A car was snatched at gunpoint today and the owner was screaming MY FUEL My FUEL
: Host: What do i offer you? Visitor: I'll take fuel, .
Nig police st 2 increase bribe rates frm #50 to #141.
Abuja BigBoy spotted Oppressing as He Left His Engine On while Waiting for Girlfriend.
Island BF+Mainland GF=Long Distance Relationship
Hey lady,can I buy you fuel sometime ?
No baby. Your house is too far. think we have to break
U smiling?

know everybody is upset about subsidy, but like a typical Nigerian, like to make jokes abt problem. Indulge me. This is my compilation; with some borrowed ones.
Dis is jonathan's way of punishing nigerians for making fun of his wife"
If He puts on AC 4 U in d Car,den He rily loves U
Dnt be shocked if u try 2 burn a thief with fuel and pple start slapping u instead, be wise
Enugu2Lagos by bus nw 17k. sme pple can't even come back 4rm village, L'obatan . This is deportation Lagos has been praying for.
next time my girl asks me to take her somewhere expensive, id drive her to the fueling station
BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found , fuel missing!!!=D >=)
No more burning of thieves. Say yes to drowning or hanging
Date ur neighbour or die trekking
A car was snatched at gunpoint today and the owner was screaming MY FUEL My FUEL
: Host: What do i offer you? Visitor: I'll take fuel, .
Nig police st 2 increase bribe rates frm #50 to #141.
Abuja BigBoy spotted Oppressing as He Left His Engine On while Waiting for Girlfriend.
Island BF+Mainland GF=Long Distance Relationship
Hey lady,can I buy you fuel sometime ?
No baby. Your house is too far. think we have to break
U smiling?

Dear facebook peeps: sincerely You can't find out who saw your profile!. You won't see what you'll look like in the future!!. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter!!!. There are no free iPads!!!! c'mon. And you can't see the video of Osama's death, Not on F'in Facebook. STOP clicking the spam links PLEASE!!!, lol

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sai buhari, animals

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[size=40pt]THIS IS SERIOUS OHHH, GO OUT AND VOTE.BB will reduce federal Government staff salaries, ban booze for no reason.Forcefully install sharia Law.Schools will close. VOTE GEJ, the real CHANGE we need, not a DICTATOR.[/size]

[size=40pt]If you dont want this; Banning of Alcohol.Reduction of salaries (War Against Indiscipline).Forcefully establishing sharia law. A dictator is not what we need.VOTE FOR FRESH AIR.YOUR VOTE WILL COUNT, PLEASE COME OUT AND VOTE TO AVOID THIS MESS.WE Need a minimum of 400,000 votes from Nairaland.Nairalanders we can do it.YES WE CAN[/size]