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dominique:
Rubbish! If truely a woman posted that, then she's a dimwit. Are small booms same as bacterial infection? If you want to crack jokes, do it with taste, class and intelligence.

Omoh! See as you carry the matter for head.. like say your boobs go small oh.

Hehe

donofdons:
[size=18pt]why cant an hausa or igboman be a vice chancellor in this university.....i dont know why these yorubas are very tribalistic[/size]

Can a Yoruba man be VC in a State owned university in Northern Nigeria? Or can a Yoruba man be VC in a state owned university in Eastern Nigeria?

You well at all?

I don't know if they still make movies. But they made GREAT movies back in the days. They are also good actors. Very good.

Watched movies like: The gods are dead, Once upon a time, Perilous Times, Back to Zero Point, Apoti Eri, Isawuru, amongst others. Some of the scenes are still fresh in my memory. Glory days!

They did real good stuffs. God bless them.

More like a display of boobs contest.. Me likey!

The lady in the third pic, tho.. she be like "Oga, you no de tire to de look my brezz.."

terrymason:
just surfing the web and i came across this wonderful work, so i decided to share it here!
@ lalastica bring your picture make them form another mod! na joke i dey o.

The name is Lalasticlala. Lalasticlala, check this thread out.

djeezy:
I was in the sitting room and a friend of mine was banging this nymphomaniac who apparently likes it huge down there . The following conversation ensued as he interpolated her forbidden Apple in the cause of nooky.

Girl: Put na!!!!!
Boy: Haba I don put, e don finish.

I can't take this anymore!!! Take me now, Lord!

LMAOOO!! This is the f*ckin thread!

I no de drive inside rain. Finish!

The great Mikel.
I'm happy he's no longer a bench warmer.

Pidggin:
Look at her body language, see how she folded her arms and leaned forward, see her stealing side looks at the IMF boss, she is not even bold enough to give her a proper side glance. Now take a look at the first picture, see the confidence in Madam Ngozi, notice how she looks at the IMF boss straight in the eyes, heck, it seems like she's even talking down to her.

Those are two different instances.

In the first pic, you can clearly see that they were discussing.

In the second pic, one person is giving a lecture, somewhat, while the other is listening keenly.

I don't know what your problem is. Inferiority complex my asss! Y'all dumbfuqs on the other side derive pleasure in misinterpreting things. Be wise, yo!

That's why I love Nigeria/Nigerians..

We are strong, mentally.

We can easily turn ugly situations into funny stuffs, and it'll work out well. Even DonJazzy will see this and smile.

Waiting for MTN to do an "Egbon Subscriber, if you want the bonus, come and collect it" advert.

Dem no fit break us mehn... f*ck that shiit!

EVILFOREST:
May GOD continue to bless the whites

May God continue to bless everyone. Black, white, red, yellow, even green..

Biko! If you be guy.. no just de school de read like ediot.. Yes, reading is good. But learn something else, do different things. No just throway 4 years (+ 1 yr for strike) away.

When you leave school, you'll be grateful you not only read.

Bird flu came, we conquered!

Brutal Ebola came, we conquered!

Lassa Fever, too, will be conquered!

Pls, let us be more careful. God help us.

SMH

Brother, if your father blesses you from his heart, you're blessed.

If your grandmother blesses you from her heart, you're blessed.

If your father curses you, you're cursed. If your grandmother curses you, you're cursed.

If your Grandmother curses you, and your Father then bless you from his heart, brother, you're BLESSED.

If your Father curses you, and your Grandmother blesses you, you're still cursed.

But then, forget all the curses and focus on the blessings. Person wey God never curse, no fit de cursed. Iyalaya anybody!

StefanSalvatore:
Family is everything ah swear

Nothing as good as having a good family. NOTHING!

LMAO!!

Ivorians ti take over..

Yaya should STFU! When he beat Mikel to the award last time, it was his exploits abroad that helped him. Mikel did well on the continent. Why didn't he reject the award and say, "No, Mikel, you really deserve it".

It's now that he's lost it, that he knows Africa is f*ccking up. Fu*k you, Yaya.

lol

Shortyy:
Nigga, rant all you want, I give no bleeps. A woman's virginity is her pride. I'm not talking bout abstaining from sex here and being holy. I'm talking about what makes a woman whole, and that's her virginity. Once she's lost it mistakenly, she has become completely empty. Take it or take a hike. Go tell your sisters to go open their legs to any random nigga, but don't advice other girls so.

Take no offense, but that is the dumbest thing I've read my whole life. Jesus! Do you reason with your asss?

IamLEGEND1:
it's girls like you who have virtually no other redeemable qualities but suddenly jump on the #TeamVirgin bandwagon that have ruined the whole thing.Thinking that presenting urself as a virgin will magically replenish ur tattered image.

barring religion, which i can relate to as i am a christian,their is absolutely zero logic behind abstinence as long as you're still a living and fully functional human.

So if u say you're a virgin because ur religion demands that you stay that way,then that's perfect. But to say you're doing it coz it's what makes a woman complete is lunacy at its finest.

Upgrade ur school of thought, this is not the middle ages where a woman risked being stoned to death for losing her virginity before marriage.

and where do guys fit into all of this? our virginity doesn't count right?

and I don't have a sister. old woman like you subscribing to petty sentiments to make ur point.

Guy, you just dey give me some kyn orgasmic feelings since morning. Damn! I am loving you. #no homo..

Bad guy! When the mother been de kiss you, you didn't resist oh. You were enjoying it till the daughter arrived.

WARNING: Don't you dare f*cck both of them. I repeat, DON'T!

See as that small pikin hold the papa leg..

When I ft buy the complete movie for 150.. I go con de waste data

mezebel:
Hiv is never a death sentence. Am positive, and am living. One day death will visit just as it visit those without hiv. Do not deceive urself,hiv is real,protect urself. If u are +, play safe, do not distribute it like mtn betatalk bonus.


Lol!
See as them dey rush to check my profile picture.

Lol. Seems everyone is negative on here..


Some of you will f*cck today, and go and run a test two days later, and be claiming negative. and then go back to your f*ccking ways. Better run a test again, and be sure of your status.

Explorers:
4. The world's most popular/best selling phone is the Nokia 1100, a basic GSM candybar launched in 2003. Over 250 million 1100s have been sold. Nokia's 3210 and 3310 also made the top five, while the last slot belongs to the iconic Motorola RAZR.

Ahh!

wwhitewitch:
so you mean linda ikeji is more influential than Psquare or ASA or tonto dikeh or davido or wizkid or mikel obi or Yemi alade? Mcheeew mayb she has bribed them again as usual.

I no even know wetin to tell you..

Lalasticlala, morning, sir.

Okay. I'm here. Transfer the pregnancy

Mrcork, see free work oh.. Send your CV, ediot!

phlamesG:
Ur papa buy apple 500k but una no fit paint una house

Xmh

Shoot me, pls!