₦airaland Forum

Odewaleadesoye:
Are you saying that you didn't gain anything from the votes?

Help me calculate abeg...

30 naira multiply by 1,000,000,000 votes.

Omo.... See money.


Help me like the picture in my profile abeg. Just click on my name and like the picture. Thanks guys!

Where you for see N30 bros? Voting was absolutely free, strictly online and exclusively for DSTV & GOTV subscribers. Una go just open una mouth abi na thumbs waaaaaaaaa dey post anything without getting una facts right. It is people like u that think all the show is all about is sex...

Them know where dem gain. No dey talk anyhow.

Stanzingerzy:
Lucky Batch C Npower candiate, (BENEFICIARY) i choose N-AGRO. Now after my physicial verification process. I check my dashboard wish has changed from pending to pass. Then i notice that my program has also changed from N-AGRO TO N-BUILD. And has not yet been Deployed.( my location is Abia State Osisoma L.G.A).
Am confused now what do i do?

Lol

They probably want you to build on your Vocabulary first




Just kidding o... before you transfer aggression unto me.
The Lord is your strength.
Npower experts will advise accordingly

Take advantage

Happy weekend guys

Na to use the water body near the volcanic eruption take dey make eba naw...

vybzkartel:
I proposed love to this lady, and she said

She is sorry but she can't return the love

I asked if she loves me but she said NO but she likes me

I asked if I should forget about her and she said, ' Let's be friends, anything can happen'

What should a guy do In this kinda situation? Thanks

It simply means you have joined the queue. Wait for your turn and if you cannot wait, you know what to do.

silentvoice:
This appearance has been on my private part for as long as I can remember. It doesn't itch except when I shave on some occasions. I'm a 23 years female and not sexually active, is there a way for me to clear this? Does anyone have experience on what this is? I also keep having reoccurring boils close to my vagina

Your skin is sensitive down there is sensitive to blade. Use scissors instead.

Nice...

Limassol:
Where?

With me. I sell. Please check my profile and signature.

Lol

1gb cheap for our side...

Klass99:
Lol , I read that post and didn't even bother to respond because it is the sort of ITK that gives me a headache.

When some of us see a gun pointed at us we first pee on our bodies, apart from that you're always outnumbered by these rogues and in OP's case they were even using spanner to hit his knees.

How person wan pull James Bond moves in that kind of situation? It's just cheap talk and empty bravado. Until they find themselves in a similar situation, they always know what they will do.

I feel too many Hollywood movies contributed to his kind of imagination. Hehehe.

I was a victim of traffic robbery earlier this year where I was robbed of my phone. I was in a public yellow bus in traffic and and u know danfo buses do not close their doors. Two guys from no where came pointing guns at us passengers in the bus stuck at a standstill traffic. All they requested was for all of us to submit our phones. We all did and they moved on. Now tell me, who wan test whether the gun get bullet? How would anyone in this situation have escaped this? The instant panic that set in. The thought that one's life could end with just one bullet coming out of the gun pointed at you. This happened along the Ketu - Mile 12 axis. In as much as we all should be security conscious, we should not downplay the efforts that some victims had already put in place but yet, found themselves victims.

I was just glad we weren't beaten.

If you must board a yellow bus, it MUST have a conductor.

La buena people don start o.

tradepunter:
The plan is never perfect because they run the risk of having other passengers outsmart or outmaneuver them to enter.

This is the opening you would use in getting out... If you gonna go past dozens of passengers and pick up pockets of guys along the same way then you should open your eyes.

If in an event your sense something and jump out they won't wanna risk blowing their cover because the process of getting another route and vehicle for their operations will significantly.

Passengers should learn the act of disrupting potential criminal operations by acting irrationally.... Like jumping out to say abge I wan piss, I wan piss... Or my belly dy pain me oo... It's a tradecraft that can save you.

You're not being realistic. When a robbery incident begins with you as a victim and a gun pointed at you, are u saying you would tell the robber that u want to take a piss? You have somewhere u want to be and after boarding a vehicle heading in that direction, you cannot say if you have boarded a 'once chance' vehicle or not until they start operating. You mentioned earlier that when u plan to board a vehicle, u tell everyone to wait so u can inspect the booth... Seriously? Do u go to the office everyday and ply the 3rd mainland bridge? If yes, have u seen crowds at these bus stops? Seems these tips you're dishing out are excerpts from one foreign security book. Lol. The safest means starting from the highest safety in my opinion still remain :


Your Vehicle or that of a colleague
BRT
Yellow buses/Uber

tradepunter:
Security awareness

This is an old age tactics used by this criminals. They are now evolving by in cooperating a different look.

What people must understand is that you can never tell who's who... So taking an all out precaution is some what impossible.

What you can within your own capacity is always look to sit close to the windows be it at the back, middle and front.

Insist on having the windows down for your own convience, this act will throw the plans of the criminals into some sought of disarray because it's a new development.

If you are entering a private vehicle physically carry out inspection on the booth of the car, and doors and windows... Other passengers might be acting impatient but they will support silently with this act.

Situations requires some sought of evolution as the environment demands. Most of these car snatchers or car robbers operates by boxing the victim in the middle.

Also you study the rate at which vehicles are heading towards a destination... Therefore passengers have a limited time period they can stand.

So if you realize a passenger is standing beyond a standard time frame, walk away towards another bus stop that's outside his line of sight. Reason for this is to put him off from keep surveillance on you.

My years in the security field have made me realize majority of day to day people doesn't have any form of situation awareness. They live life the way it comes, which is not bad

But what they should realize is that Nigeria is in a bad state of security.... Just staring or looking apprehensive alone will put off the one Chance guys.

One Chance guys target those who are seriously absent minded...

These are text book and not practicable tips

Klass99:
I'm sorry to hear about your ordeal and the things you lost. Track them as far as you can, you never know what might happen.
Were you the only legit passenger who boarded the vehicle from the bus-stop?
But, how do you plan on tracking them, if money wasn't transferred from your account to another and you didn't get the plate number?

With what eyes? I had a colleague who went through this exact ordeal on her way to work . She boarded the car from one of the bus stops on this same axis. May God continue to protect us all.

SoftP:
Thank God u came out alive’

Honda Pilot for a commercial vehicle!
Sounds suspicious & u should have known better.

This country is just a shadow of its former self

If you live in Lagos and ply the 3rd mainland bridge almost daily, you would not have said what you said

PraisesPblaze:
"Honda Pilot"

To be added to the already known Sienna...

Angelfrost:
The very stupidity of it all... I kept waiting on someone with even half a brain to do the exchange rate math, but all everyone is interested in is SHOWING OFF!!!

Like how much can a Nigerian going abroad for holidays spend also??! Isn't that even more expensive than someone based there coming over??! Do people traveling from Europe to Ghana spend less??!

Hehehe. Leave the table make e no break biko

Blueelf:
Tet you tan back to abroad "that is a place of suffering"

Loll.. You people sef

That guy is in Jos Nigeria, working for a 40k salary. Don't take him serious.

Boss13:
Not exactly. The rate of inflation has quadruple within 3 years in Nigeria. When family and friends complain, we really don't understand till your feet is on the ground. Also, I think we are used to a certain Nigerian standard. I was actually surprised the cost of bread had gone up and even the size of Akara has reduced. The complaint I got was beans is expensive.

Inflation yes. But compare similar commodities to how much they cost in foreign currencies, we still dey learn work for high cost o. You sef reason am. Credit facilities dey make most people abroad enjoy some Basic things in life. Here, anything wey u Wan buy, u must get the money complete. Na die to get the money complete for there to buy a house or a car na...

mfm04622:
How much is 1M for a diasporian? About $2K? Why is anybody complaining about spending $2k on 4 weeks holiday?

My brother, I taya o. Maybe because they feel it's Nigeria their country, everything should be free for them coming back from the abroad. Calculate these millions to dollars and compare with your time there for the same time frame. Una just dey cast aspersions on the country whereas una dey make money in foreign currencies abroad. Lol

byrron:
I couldn't give an estimate because I have not been back since I left but I have been solving financial problems of some of the people close to me back home and I can imagine what awaits me when I show up in person.

Life is tough everywhere but surviving in Nigeria is a miracle.

As long as one doesn't abandon one's closest family members, you don't owe nobody shit

I'll give my estimate when I leave Nigeria and never come back... Hahahaha

N

This story too long... Haba.

Na mumu brand dey sign craze person...

TheMan3:
who have him the right to publish the name of a person owing on a website? Did the loan company ask him to do that? Is he the loan company? Is the person owing him money?

This is pure defamation of character. Even the debtor has his rights and you have no right to defame him. Do note that support evil because of useless sentiments

Mtcheww

TheMan3:
you dont have credit to reach him, but you are quick to rush online to defame the guy. I hope you know what defamation is really?

You are a simply wicked person there is no way to sugarcoat that.

Will you keep quiet? You are the wicked person here! How can u be supporting crime instead of you to chide the criminal?

Someone took a loan and is gladly defaulting serially with different loan companies and you're saying another person calling him out is defaming his character. What kinda yeye character does a person who cares less about paying back a loan have?

Do u even know what defamation of character is? Because what the op posted is not false, it is true that the person in question is an unrepentant defaulter of loans.

I do not see why we as Nigerians encourage crime, take advantage of the system to engage in criminal activities but are quick to call politicians criminals.

Be objective before taking a stance on a situation rather than supporting evil.

Cheers.

That thief is doomed!!!

Keep 'em coming...

Offpoint1:
Lol, why are you bothered about something you're oblivious of?

Maybe his own snoring is so loud that it wakes him up from sleep. Also, the people he sleeps in the same room with obviously tell him he snores naw.

Juliusmomoh:
Good morning nairalanders...

Permit me to go direct to the point.

I snore alot.

Am tired of this shit. It makes me feel uncomfortable around people.

I don't like sleeping in people's house because of this.

Please anyone with the best remedy to stop this ?
Even in the afternoon, i snore.

Your comment please..

The bolded cracked me up. Shey sleep dey know whether na morning or afternoon u take am? Hahaha