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Na yoruba boi self.

sirade:
I don't know what to say
I am dumbfounded.

Nice one lad

May God polished his talents

before i was like punish keeh,i now put my sunshade den i see polished God save u.

Addicted2Women:
Why are you so concerned about him being an unbeliever ??
You are a believer and you ain't a virgin, you have been having sex.
He is way better than you.

Secondly, you have to show him the appreciation for allowing you stay in his house by washing the dishes and toilet.
Do you wanna wake up every morning, eat,bath and sleep all day ??

Thirdly, you said he doesn't work ??
Why ain't you working and have your own apartment ??
When i was 25, i was a millionaire.
Now, tell me how useless and lazy you are.

lol continue to dey lie.

oya open ur eyes,u re 30 a graduate,now u re expecting to get a white collar job abi?..find something doing and move out of dat house asap..teaching in private school could b stressful and low salary but brodaar manage it for d main time and get ur own accomodation even if na slap me i face u take it like dat and move on....God bless our hustle.

kingstylo01:
this reminds me of a gal I so much cherished to the extent that I can even take a bullet for her. I love her so much and anytime she smiles at me, I feel she loves me. I have even started boasting about her in front of my friends.


if I tell ya what shocked the hell outta me back-to-back, you'll pity me. just last week Friday, I called her and told her that I will be coming to visit her on Sunday. I dressed up, sprayed a very nice perfume and with my Lamborghini I cruised to see her. Do you know that when I got to her house she was tying only wrapper? I was shocked but kept . she rushed up to me and said "my brother welcome". She then introduced me to her cousin as her class mate who helps her in assignment! I nearly cried but I maintained.



I never knew I was the chief laboratory officer of her friendzone department until I stumbled upon this thread.


Chai, ihaff suffered.

Lie lie

Davidovinci:
Messi babe no go wash hand this night...she touch ronaldo

His boy friend bigger and genious than him.

butanep:
I smell lies...

iro funfun balawu.

chumaster:
leave trash for lawma bro

lol 500k nysc..wen ur daily intake i s 600 naira per day..

he notice dat girls r nt easy to toast my guy vex enter studio, he sing 0000000000 SHADE, otipe ti mo tin ba e soro otipe ti mo tin toast e oooo ojo n lo SHADE agree at last, wen SHADE started complaining abt money , he left her and went for ORENTE dis girl frm village �, dis one never Sabi money, so she no dey complain, later one yahoo boy take over ORENTE wit range rover, my guy vex enter studio again sing....... Baba God oooo emina Fera range oooo (pick up) ��� , let wait and see d next episode....

these kind of guy cab perform excelently in a company but unemployement is a disease..I love d fake kiss Daniel joor.

Baddo in tunisia should have been on d list.

Me wey no even know where dem dey put dick for woman body..walking out of thread.

funny part is computer guru guys no dey do lovi dovi...always on a hit and run ...cos dey re always too busy...I pity ur p***s**y....u no see say Seun lalasticlar still remain unmarried despite being ageing and well endowed my dear shine ur eye make dem no use u shine congo.

daslad:
The package is still on and working fine. For those who don't know how to accumulate the data, follow how I've been doing mine, very simple. Recharge N100 on Monday, dial the code *474*1#, it'll be added to your weekend plan. Repeat same on Tuesday, Wednesday to Friday, by this time you have (1024 x 5)Mb, i.e 5Gb to use on Saturday. But ensure you use-up everything because it will disappear by Monday 00:00. Thank me later.

u mean with 100 NAIra i can get upto 5gig.

chrisblack:
SEE TRIBALISM. DEKUNLE A GUTTER GUY? KATAPOT WAS NEVER an hit song .katapot can never compete with even woju. shoki had a dance component that have gone viral globally even in redeem, daystar ,i mean churches dance shoki ,a child on the street knows laye, woju and shoki the shoki .this songs have national spread ,even aboki's hum these songs. tell me how many people knows of twitter bird wey catapot fire.lets not be sentimental the award was between lil kesh and Kiss daniels
even Korede bello had a better chance than rekado.if you say lyrics.are you trying to say Patoranking had better lyrics

alubarika alubarika....ki lo dey ten bora.........good lyrics...in lilkesh voice ...I won't stop until tin ba GBE oyan re kanu crap lyrics and corrupting kid souls efejoku.

fringieeANN:
dancing victory dance.. dancing victory dance.. dancing victory dance..

y dancing.

But d man has already tasted ur honeypot naw,wu else notice dat.

Bang her real hard,but if she is still a virgin don,t o.

Which area in kano b4 i comment?...many parts are safe there except one region u must not near at all.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]kiss him

Vikkiboi:
[b]Same thing happened to me last week

Met this lady through nairaland romance section some weeks back.

We exchanged contact and said we should hook up soon.

I went to Nairabet shop and place a bet with my last 2k sey ManU and chelsea go win

Well they did. 2k became 5k

Then I thought to myself that this is the best time to show myself to this babe.

Am a big boy now 5k no be small money now



I called her to meet me up at one close by lounge/restaurant in 20min, she said no problem.

I was waiting for like 30 min, then suddenly the unthinkable happened

I noticed the security man opened the door and lo and behold, here comes this same lady with 2 other fat ladies

'meet my friends'

Ehn ehn, 'for my mind, I was thinking of 4some already then I remembered I had just 5k with me including transport fare

Which kain babe b dis na

'what will you girls love to take, pls make yourselves comfortable and order anything pls' for my mind, I no sabi sey I don enter am.

They ordered for foods worth 15k.

Well, as a sharp guy. I ordered my own meat pie and coke

Gently excused myself to the rest room, came out codedly and codedly gave the cashier 500naira and told her to keep the change and I gladly said the the other ladies will sort themselves since its a reunion .

The babe is still calling me till now
[/b]

4some haha haha haha haha learner.

what is a baby mama?

pls how can i upgrade my computer ram and how much can i get it tanks?

Swordman

Download another rom

Where is d pics.

I nid a laptop

stardragon:
i can get 1gb from airtel at the rate of 100 naira from friday to sunday...

on daily bases i use airtel opere mini data bundle...

So what de essence of spending 200 Just for 4hrs browsing in the night when i might be sleeping? THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NONSENSE!!!!


200 for 30days =6000


"IT D0ESN'T MAKE SENSE"!!!

code?

HateU2:
. What is sperm

End time question..pls ask ur daddy?

ready to chop.