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dis apple logo can not take my jurnior bro in j.s.2 15 minute in corel draw..

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Pls i need etisalat direct email anybody that knows it should help me out tanks.

kolexepana:
You mean that Tecno phone with 5000mAh battery?

bought the phone for my wife and she was like wow,now begging to please let us swap with my infinix hot 2 she no gree tecno l5 bad oo.

y will everybody believe this kind big lie ..i don sign out oo...break t.v koor break radio ni?

in other news..go to church and observe again..

Jolllyjoy:
I havent had sexx for the past one year yet am like every other gurl,living fine,no abnormal pain or whatever.



I dnt think absence of sexx is the cause.

i smell lies 1 year..u must b a virgin then.

5.5 and handsome fat and long dick.. got marry to a 6ft girl very beautiful..brother hustle hard make ur ego girls with 8ft and 9ft will come knocking..

Khd95:
Dog gaan sev no dy shame,dem too like quickie jerey,anywhere them meet na kpa kpa kpa 15secs,e don finish




wait a minut,has any1 ever seen pvssy cat doin it in public b4

End time question

viqSmallz:
Wetin concern person wey sabi sing and person wey no sabi..well maybe d person wey no sabi go learn....efejoku?

he kip making his millions

iamLeo:
my 3gb for 1k rocks berra for me

which network.

O to 100 by drake...oya share d gala by harry song ft olamide and & co

JideTheBlogger:
Smh*

continue shaking ur head.

small dick davido..

fabulous85:
read what you wrote as your signature in your profile. the ''Idiot" was actually lucky.he must have realised he will be making a big mistake.

Long and fat dick..just check d sign too and i was like wtf !!brother just run for his life can't marry a hole..

banjicom:
Yeah! Cut off your dick and donate it to a museum......... Relationship isn't for guys with no plan.

Other guys are investing in what will better their lives and you are investing on a girl smh!

Easy naw bro

Hysmady:
Don j looks older than his dad

End time papa

Happy to be a computer literate...

anonym0us:
*grab mic from wkkwl* this is a counter thread of >> https://www.nairaland.com/2793093/ladies-what-turn-turn-offs >> so guys over to you ...


as for me
Turn on
1. Smart
2.dark skin
3.5ft (no be only girls dey select hight)
4.must have Bobby
5.flat tummy
Turn off
1. Big stomach (Michelle)
2.fair girls
3.short girls with yam legs
4.girls without eye brows
5.flat ass girls

*drops mic*

Pls what is yam legs

Dammytrager:
Turn ons: Flat ass and boobs
Turn offs: Big ass and boobs

choose one naw,and stop flunctuating

JideTheBlogger:
My lil bro is a dbase admin and making cool money here in Nigeria.

Opuro

u re gud..i like ur write up...wen will u start start ur next story.am xo curious.

nairaland girls wan die bekoz of fine boi...

Continue..abike nice write up.

pritolajnr:
MAn am responsible my gf is far from me and she is cute bro believe me thats was my first AND LAST GOD KNOWS..KONJI NA BASTERD ITS BETTER I Bleep ASHY THAN RAPE A GIRL

.JEsus loves u give ur life to him.

braine:
30 to 31 times. Depending on the number of days in the month.

HAHAHA..Rolling on the floor

guy no kill urself oo..my questions do u have a best friend in school?is he doing well?...i finish with a 2.49 in polytecnic though i flex too much too much girls and kpetus dey ruin me..i later applied for jamb and got admi in a state uni,now in 300 level and trust me i am currently the best 3 in my dept due to prayer+hardwork+good company=Excel...move along with genious guy dey will help u ..oya troway dat chemical shaparly..if u commit suicide ur hell fire is guaranteed.