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A walking corpse

Awon agbakoo esee!

Awon omo irole aye!

They could not hide their feelings against their tyrant boss

Adventurer1:
Please farmers in the house , I have 10 mortality of my 5 weeks old broilers today and about 10 others are seriously sick. Their vaccines are up date. There was no symptoms as of yesterday . I attached a picture of what their poo looks like. Please advise on what to use.

Basil,Bitter leave and garlic extract will do the trick. the problem is Coccidiosis

Bajinotu meji fawon goons mi. Poka! Poka!!

The Congolese medical authorities said on Saturday that they had received the first shipment of a new Ebola
vaccine as the central African country battles its second deadliest outbreak of the virus this decade .
The health ministry for the eastern province of North Kivu said that a preliminary batch of 11 ,000 doses of
the new Ad26 -ZEBOV-GP vaccine manufactured by Johnson & Johnson had arrived on Friday .
In all , a shipment of a total 50 ,000 doses is being sent to the Democratic Republic of Congo to help fight
an outbreak that has killed more than 2 ,100 people since August 2018.
Until now , the only vaccine against the disease was one manufactured by US firm ,Merck Sharpe and Dohme .
The DRC ’ s deadliest Ebola outbreak since the WestAfrica pandemic in 2014 -2016 has affected the provinces of North Kivu , South Kivu and Ituri and left 2 ,183 people dead, according to the latest official figures .
Since the start of the vaccination campaign on August 8 , 2018 , a total 245 ,999 people have been vaccinated .
Ebola fighters have been hindered by chronic insecurity in the affected provinces of eastern DRC , but much of
the controversy surrounding the response has centred on the use of vaccines.
The World Health Organization had been pushing Kinshasa for months to approve the use of the J& J vaccine
— an experimental product – to protect those living outside of direct transmission zones .
The J&J vaccine had been rejected by DRC ’ s former health minister Oly Ilunga , who cited the risks of
introducing a new product in communities where mistrust of Ebola responders is already high .
But Ilunga ’ s resignation in July appeared to have paved the way for the second vaccine .
Jean -Jacques Muyembe , the new head of the anti-Ebola campaign , said Friday the J&J vaccine would be used
from mid -November with the operation being launched simultaneously in DR Congo and Rwanda .
https://punchng.com/first-shipment-of-new-ebola-vaccine-arrives-in-dr-congo/

drezzyx:
bleep off from my mentions.
An introverted garbage like u can't look Me in d face and spill all d thrash u wrote here, i don't blame u d internet has given u voice.
Stupid fagg*t

continue since you've got no sense!

drezzyx:
At first I don't want to reply a foolish person like u who lacks manners and seeking for cheap attention, but It seems u are an upgraded version of a senseless idiots.

d gods knows I never mentioned ur name in d first place, bring it on..

quite ridiculous you are such a low-lifer! Oga Ade it seems una head dey pain you ooo. what do you stand to gain with your senseless question? Even if those children are not his, would you drink sniper?

drezzyx:
Ewu... At least I hv brain but u don't.
That is how u give children from another man to another gullible person no be today yansh Dey for back.

clap for yourself sophisticated slowpoke! You mumu never do you? a nitwit

drezzyx:
Baba ibeta. Hope they are urs sire.

Mechie onu!

The Nigeria Customs Service has announced the seizure of 34 containers of rice smuggled through the Tin
Can Island port in Lagos .
The Comptroller General of Customs , Hameed Ali (retd) , disclosed this in Lagos on Tuesday . He said one of the rice containers was concealed by its importers as spare parts . He said , in addition to the 34 containers of rice , the service intercepted 11 containers of unregistered pharmaceutical products, two containers of used tyres , one container of used clothing and four containers of refined vegetable oil in retail packs, bringing the total to 52 containers of seized contraband .
Ali put the duty paid value of the seized goods at N 2 .7 bn. He attributed the seizure to the recent closure of the land borders, which he said had prompted importers of banned items to route them through the seaports .
He said, “ Specifically , we are aware that the partial closure of the land borders has resulted in the diversion
of some cargoes back to our seaports . “ While we welcome this development, which no doubt will boost revenue , improve our trade facts and figures and sustain our diversification efforts, we have also recorded a number of seizures of unwholesome products , which otherwise would have been smuggled through the borders.
“ Realising that there may be possible backlash to the closure of the land borders, I directed all seaports and airports to beef up surveillance and intercept any illicit and prohibited consignments for which attempts for their smuggling may be
made through these entry points.
“ This decision was made considering that those consignments may have been paid for and the importers will devise entry means to ensure they are delivered to their warehouses in Nigeria . ” Ali , who disclosed that the smuggled rice
originated from Thailand added that some had expired .
https://punchng.com/customs-intercept-34-containers-of-rice-at-port/

A Nigerian firm , Buserve Limited , has announced plans to introduce hydrogen -powered generators into the
country to enable businesses to reduce their electricity costs.
The Chief Executive Officer , Buserve Limited, Mr Laitan Aderinto, who disclosed this at a press briefing in
Lagos , said the technology was being deployed in Europe .
He said, “ We are partnering with a German company. We are starting with the bigger generators with capacity of 500KVA and above. Our plan is to ensure that factories are back to normal ; the price of diesel is killing them.
“ If the government is ready , we are ready to work with them. For instance, there a independent power plants in
Lagos that are being powered by gas . We can have IPPs powered by water instead of having to look for gas before
you can power your generators.” He explained that water -to -hydrogen gas mass production technology represented a major scientific breakthrough of the utmost importance .
According to him , the patented technology is based on an advanced proprietary scientific process , which
includes the invention of using thermoplasma to convert water into hydrogen gas in high volume for power
generation and at much lower cost than any other hydrogen production technology .
Aderinto said, “ Furthermore, since H 2 production is done in real time according to actual power production
requirements, there is no requirement for hydrogen storage, which is one of the greatest challenges in using
hydrogen gas as a renewable fuel source, not to mention avoiding a storage model is also much safer.
“ On average , with this technology, power is generated at about 10 per cent of the cost of diesel and very
importantly , no fossil fuel component is required to mix with the H 2 when using this technology .
He added , “ Water is the input and less than 10 per cent of the gross energy production is required to power
the equipment . For each litre of water fed into the retrofit system, the net output exceeds 1m 3 of H 2 gas .
“ This is a no -pollution technology designed to shift existing and future industrial power production away
from fossil fuels and , therefore, reduce the world’ s harmful emissions. Currently , approximately 25 per cent of
the world ’s harmful emissions is caused by industrial power production .”
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The Oyo State House of Assembly on Thursday passed the anti-open grazing bill.
The passage of the bill came 24 hours after Fulani herdsmen from various parts of the state resolved to use
a legal option to stop the Oyo State Open Rearing and Grazing Regulation Bill 2019 .
According to the lawmakers ,the bill when it becomes law, will foster peace and promote agricultural business in the state .
The House noted that the bill was also to end loss of lives and constant clashes between herders and farmers.
The Speaker of the House , Adebo Ogundoyin , appealed to residents of the state to ignore falsehoods and
misconceptions about the bill.
“ We assured the people that all suggestions and memoranda of understanding submitted by various groups,
agencies and representatives of different communities and tribes on the bill was looked into before it was
passed,” the speaker said.
He maintained that the Assembly through the bill was only seeking a legal framework to address open
rearing and grazing, as well as encourage and protect the economic activities of others who were into
agricultural-related ventures .
https://punchng.com/oyo-assembly-passes-anti-open-grazing-bill/

Alvin212:
I get

Sniper
Incase you want to commit

Ori ee ti buru!

universaltv:
A man who was about to steal Church properties was shocked to death by electricity. According the short clip, The man was trying to steal some church properties like Fans, wire many other things arranged already in a bag. He was trying to disconnect the generator wire when electricity comes suddenly and he was shocked to death.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B37goTLAJfD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

This has got some celebrities, and many Nigerians talking.

Report From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/electricity-shock-man-to-death-who-tries-to-steal-church-properties/

Baba God no dey take shit againl

universaltv:
A man who was about to steal Church properties was shocked to death by electricity. According the short clip, The man was trying to steal some church properties like Fans, wire many other things arranged already in a bag. He was trying to disconnect the generator wire when electricity comes suddenly and he was shocked to death.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B37goTLAJfD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

This has got some celebrities, and many Nigerians talking.

Report From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/electricity-shock-man-to-death-who-tries-to-steal-church-properties

Baba God don stop to dey take shit!

Genqq:
Sometimes? Dude you should regret that sham of a marriage ALL the time.

Moreso, that dirty thing you call a wife should be in jail for the ABUSE she inflicted on those little CHILDREN. You are also an enabler of child abuse by refusing to report her to relevant authorities.

Forget these women citing "depression" etc.. sometimes a badly behaved woman is simply a badly behaved woman and should be treated accordingly.

I can't stand simps who employ KIDS for their LAZY wives in the guise of "housemaids" and further turn a blind eye to the maltreatment of these innocent maids

You and that w!tch must be jailed.

Eni a pe ko wa wo gobi to ni ki leleyi gobi- gobi

danjumakolo:
I usually smile off irritations,moreso if it's coming from smn who insults people on net,due to low self esteem and poor home grooming.
It's obvious and apparent,you did not comprehend what I wrote.

Hmmn! have you finished dude? clap for unaself. Your mumuizm no get second hand! is it not preposterous for someone to sit at one corner of his room and be saying trash. " only 5% of the beneficiaries have utilized the money to empower themselves" Hmnn! baseless fact! once again welldone Mr Statistician General

lollybizzu:
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So what does it mean?

Go ask google now! jobless people

danjumakolo:
The money spent on Npower so far is in hundreds of billion.
Only 5% of the beneficiaries have utilized the money to empower themselves.
Program be cancelled and let the money be put into infrastructure especially power.
When govt fix power,it has multiplier effect on the economy as the smes and the manufacturing sector will bounce back

See Statistician General of Nigeria. Why all these stupid and useless talks?

Boringdraw1:
Yeah because she is on top of my dickies

Sweet girl, can I eat you?

Bros always...

careytommy37:
Wow! By God's grace, I pray more are discovered in commercial quantity across many northern states. Kano, Kaduna, Jigawa, Nasarawa, Benue and Adamawa are next in line.
I also pray, the quantity they produce will be greater than that being produced in the South.
Earlier in the week, I read OPEC (a majorly Muslim organisation) has granted Nigeria more quota in oil production. Perhaps, it was in anticipation of this.
Hopefully the North will do the needful once they realise the South are actually the parasites

Hmmmn!

realstars:
4+4 Buhari's next level of hunger is loading... This time he will make it across the whole west African nations in the next four years, after signing agreement with the neighboring countries. This is just the beginning of the next level things.

Hmmm! see weird reasoning oo

Chelsea82:
A video current trending online was a man who apparently beats his own mother everyday, anytime he feels like, especially when he comes back and can’t find nothing to eat.

But this faithful day, he was caught red handed beating his mother, the neighbors couldn’t bare it anymore, they brought him out of his house to beat the shit out of him.

After beating him up, later the decided to playe a song and commanded him to start dancing. Is this right or wrong? Watch Video And Drop your comments below.

Source: https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/09/man-who-beats-his-mother-everyday-meets.html?m=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tb8NSHjMTQ

Accursed children everywhere!

FamousMonk:
Your mom too is one hell of a bitch. I tasted her kitten yesterday.. So I now know two bitches. Karma and your mom.

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad!

FamousMonk:
Same way one lifeless president's body will arrive daura very soon..

Calamities and disasters are not far from you these remaining months ooo just prepare yourself to receive them. Remember karma is one hell of a bitch!

nairavsdollars:
The Presidential Election Petition Tribunal in Abuja will today deliver judgment in the case instituted by the Peoples Democratic Party and its presidential candidate, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, challenging the outcome of the February 23, 2019 election.

The petitioners asked the five-man tribunal led by Justice Mohammed Garba to nullify President Buhari’s victory at the poll and either declare them the winner ‎or order the Independent National Electoral Commission to conduct a rerun.

What is the mood of the nation? How will you feel if the court declares Atiku winner of uphold the election of President Buhari?

If wishes were horses...

FamousMonk:
There is absolutely no way that girl is 15yrs old.
She is way younger.
I fúck all kinds of kpekus,thick,slim,black,bleached,etc and I do not discriminate against HIV and other sexually infested kpekuses.I fúck em all.
But I'd never condescend to the level of defiling a child.Where's the fun in that.
If a sexual psycho like me wouldn't do it,no sane person should..

Ahhh! One day na one day, monkey go go market ehn no go come back.

The Oyo State Government says its decision to revoke the 26 ,000 hectares of forest reserve land allocated by
the immediate past administration was in the interest of the state .
Briefing newsmen on Tuesday over the revocation, Mr. Kehinde Ayoola , the state Commissioner for
Environment and Natural Resources , said the allocation was illegal and not for agricultural purpose as
claimed by the past administration .
According to Ayoola , the administration of ex -Governor Abiola Ajimobi “ illegally allocated ” 6,000 and
another 20 ,000 hectares to individuals at Gambari in Oluyole Local Government Area and Opara in Oke Ogun
area of the state .
“ Their claim was that the allocations were for agricultural purposes , but you cannot see any farming or other agricultural activities going on in any of the areas now .“ It is very unfortunate that the administration that was
supposed to preserve forests in the state to fight global warming was depleting them. “ It is ungodly for anybody
to do anything that would reduce the size of our forests or to take such for themselves .
“ The present government will do everything to secure and protect its forest reserves and also take steps to
expand its forest resources , ” the commissioner said.
(NAN)

Dorischuks:
A housewife, Talatu, on Monday, dragged her husband, Nasiru Sulaiman, before a Sharia Court ll, sitting in Magajin Gari, Kaduna State, seeking legal divorce, saying she has been sexually starved for five years.

NAN reports that Talatu, 35, who resides in Makera, Kaduna, told the court that Sulaiman denied her sex for five years.

“We have six children but he has refused to enrol them in school. I enroled them but he pulled them out, saying that I want to change their belief from his school of thoughts.

“For nine months now they have not been to school.

“The house we live in is dilapidated. It is infested by rats, He gives me only N300 to feed his seven children.

“Sometimes I go out to do menial jobs to assist the family but he accuses me prostitution. I can’t continue living with him. I want a divorce,” she said.

The defendant, Sulaiman, denied the allegations made by his wife.

”When I left my wife was pregnant. When I came back, she told me that he had an abortion because she does not want to bear any child,” he said.

Sulaiman admitted that he gives his wife N300 daily because he has all the foodstuffs in the house.

Ruling, the Judge, Murtala Nasir, ordered both parties to settle their problems amicable.

Nasir adjourned the case until Sept. 23 for report on settlement or continuation of hearing.





See more here https://thickmatch.com/husband-starves-sex-woman-tells-court/

" settle their problems amicable"