₦airaland Forum

MrCGPA:
You are winning Duara Root on Saturday sir. Nigerians have decided not to dare you again. Congratulations as you go back to face your cows proper.

Obasanjo who could not trust Atiku as his VP is now
asking you to trust him as your President and you’re
Atikulating.
Are you ok??

Effiongdbest:
Keep quiet and stop being intelligent by half. APC postponed the election cos of fears of the IPOB that called off the election boycott coupled with the discover and seizure of ballot papers in 17 bags belonging to the APC in Kano State. Losers and cowards will be kicked out anyway any time, Nigerians are waiting for your rigging antics.

Prof... and what is the correlation between election postponement and IPOB election boycott?

chocolatelady:
And the thief they are supporting is among the people that made us to be where we are today. Ask them what Obj did in his eight yrs rule, they will tell u that he brought GSM. Yeye dey smell. While pocketung $16billion dollars meant for power. Spits....

Abi my sister! U can imagine someone he condemned in his book " my watch" yet he has come out to defend the same man again and Nigerians have not bothered to investigate the ulterior motive behind the sudden change of mind of OBJ

rusher14:
Will you shut up.

There are food stamps in America and unemployment benefits in the UK.

Did you hear any of the MPs children are beneficiaries?

God bless you! they are so myopic to the extent that they believe buhari is the root cause of Nigeria's problem as he determines the price of crude oil, singlehandedly decided to operate a monoculture economy. All these I believe the PDP had more than enough time to correct but they decided to ignore them

jimcollins136:
Sirjamo, Are you writing based on facts or emotions? Maybe you don't live in Nigeria or the hardship created in the last 3 years have not gotten to you.

It is high time we explained the true meaning of this hardship majority of people are ranting all around. Does buhari government determine s the global oil price in the market? Some beclouded low thinking fellows are saying Buhari government should all be blamed for the dollar hike against the naira but they failed to answer why Nigeria went into recession in the first instance.
Jamb under the watch of Prof Dibu Ojerinde was busy remitting paltry 5million naira annually to the treasury but Prof Ishaq Oloyede made we Nigerians realise Jamb could do much more better. The custom and Nigerian port scenarios are there.
You are crying there is hardship every where; ask your governors what they did with first and second trench of Paris bail-out fund they were given.
You are crying there is hardship everywhere why couldn't you challenge the PDP government who supervised the affairs of this nation for 16 years the reason they couldn't come up with a single functional refinery or even optimize the existing ones to save the government excess spending on forex for the importation of refined products.If you don't know, all these usually have multiplier effects on the economy. This government was able to enter into partnership with Dangote to build world largest refinery. I pray we all live to witness when the refinery will be fully operational. Stop crying foul just because people around you are saying there is hardship

A won ti Akubeee! jalawooota!!

NaijaRoyalty:
Pele ti e

I'm from Osun state and yes, Buhari and Tinubu were stoned in Ogun state APC rally .

Nigerians are more than willing to wrestle off the country from buhari led APC governement this Saturday .

ogbeni speak for yourself who are those Nigerians?
Here is the list of 34 reasons why according to pastor Sunday Sholaja thinks Buhari is not the reason Nigerians are suffering today:
1. The PDP got $1 trillion dollars from crude oil sales in 16 years and no visible change in the country.
Buhari got $97 billion in three and half years and turned the whole of Nigeria into a giant construction site.
2. It is the PDP that looted Nigeria into recession but Buhari pulled us out of recession in less than 12
months due to smart implementation of brilliant economic policies.
3. Compare Nigeria and Venezuela economy.
4. Thousands of Venezuelan citizens are crossing their land borders into Brazil because of economic hardship.
5. Another example is Cyprus and Greece.
6. The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) miracle.
7. Despite earning 1 trillion Dollars under PDP, Nigeria was still owing $6 Billion Dollars to multinational
oil partners leading to job losses. Buhari paid it back in two years.
8. The Nigeria Customs Service used to remit disgraceful amounts to the treasury. But now, it is projected
that it would remit between N1.5 trillion and N2 trillion Naira in 2018. In 2017, it remitted close to N1.4
trillion to the treasury.
9. The Nigeria Customs now remits about N2 trillion Naira to the treasury instead of about 50 Billion under
PDP.
10. The federal inland revenue service now remits around N4 trillion naira per year to the treasury unlike
before under GEJ when it used to remit N2 trillion.
11. The implementation of the treasury single account which was conceived by GEJ only started under Buhari
and over 4 trillion was accumulated in a year.
12. The implementation of the BVN by President Buhari eliminated 75K ghost workers from the civil service
thereby saving Nigeria N200 billion per year.
13. Unlike before when fuel scarcity was a recurring decimal, now under Buhari this problem has been nipped
in the bud.
14. The 3K MW Mambila Hydropower project which was conceived decades ago has now received counterpart
funding from the FG and it has been awarded to a Chinese construction firm for $5.7 billion. Most of the
funds for the project will come from the China Exim Bank.
15. Buhari has recovered looted funds of over N1 trillion looted under the PDP/GEJ’s 3-year administration
and these recoveries were factored into 2017 and 2018 budgets for the FG.
16. Buhari has been able to purchase over a billion-dollar worth of military hardware to fight terrorism.
17. Smuggling, armed robbery and brazen embezzlement of public funds have reduced drastically under
President Buhari.
18. Buhari took us from a one-product and oil-dependent economy to a diversified economy. From spending
billions of dollars on rice importation and from being the biggest rice-importing nation in the world to
becoming the biggest rice producer in Africa and the 6th largest in the world.
19. He is also putting billions of naira in the pockets of Nigerians directly via the rice related anchored
borrowers’ program which has created over 12 million jobs and over 4 million rice millionaire farmers.
20. Cash is paid directly to the poor via the conditional cash transfer of a non-refundable sum of N5k per
person per month under Buhari. 10k per person is being paid also under the TraderMoni program and this
amount can be scaled up to N100k if the beneficiaries pay back the loan.
21. Over 15m pupils are getting one meal a day with a drink and this has increased school enrolment.
22. Over 4,000 capital projects were included in the 2018 budget alone and Buhari is doing his best to
disburse to contractors despite the fact that Saraki reduced the funds for these 4,000 projects by N347b.
Buhari has so far spent over 2 trillion naira on roads, bridges, airports, primary health care etc. Instead of 18
Billion spent by Jonathan.
23. 500,000 previously unemployed graduates now have jobs under Buhari N-Power program.
24. Pensioners who were forgotten are now getting paid including ex-staffers of the Nigerian Airways 35
years later.
25. Also, ex-service men including those who served under Biafra got paid the gratuity that the FG had been
owing them since the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and their pension payments have been regular under Buhari.
26. Thousands of Nigerians who would have continued to die in roads the PDP did not fix for 16 years cannot
say Buhari has not made his impact felt considering the fact that over 500 federal roads are currently being
fixed by FERMA and the Federal Ministry of Works all under Buhari.
27. There is not one state in Nigeria today where the Federal Government is not executing at least one road
project.
28. Difficult or abandoned projects like the 2nd Niger Bridge have been brought back to life.
29. Sections of Ilorin-Jebba, Sokoto to Jeba, Sokoto-iletahave been completed. While progress of works
continues nationwide from Jada to Mayo Belwa, Enugu to Port Harcourt, Lagos to Shagamu, Benin to Okene,
Lokoja to Abuja, Kano to Maiduguri, Abuja – Kaduna, Kano to mention a few.
30. Millions of Nigerians will benefit from the dual carriage standard gauge rail lines scattered around the 6
geopolitical zones of Nigeria.
31. Thousands of artisans and graduates draw on loans of over N50b made available to them through the
bank of industry with only their University certificates serving as collateral.
32. Boko Haram used to control 26 local governments in Nigeria but now it controls none. . Paris Club refund
and Bail out to all the 36 States for 2 conservative times to the tune of $3B.
33. 20,000 Nigerians rescued from Boko Haram captivity including 100 Chibok girls and 100 Dapchi girls.
34. Jonathan met 64 billion dollars in the foreign reserves of Nigeria Depleted it to 29 billion despite
making 383 billion from oil alone. They spent the 383 billion in six year, borrowed 20billion dollars, then
went to the reserves to vandalize the reserves Today Buhari with three times less income has been able to
increase our foreign reserves to 43 billion, and still executing more projects on ground.
When I glanced through all these fact as compiled by pastor Sunday Adelaja, I couldn't agree less that it would be very difficult to wrestle power from buhari

KunleyY19:
I know people that are voting PMB and makinde...because they don't want ajumobi to control the state...

Oyo politics is a twisted one... Not the way it's been portrayed...

Am voting for personalities and not parties

Forreellinc:
she no even fine sef

Breed from motherless baby home!

popsyleo1:
The president is saying waaka and some people are hailing him okay.

but I thought waaka is done using 5 fingers when has it changed to 4? Hmmm all this atiku ppl don't always reason before dey talk

SalamRushdie:
why didn't you put section C of the interpretation act which Clearly defines the limit of the president... Buhari does not have any power to suspend the CJN

Above all do you think it is nice to have an absent minded fellow as the chief judge of Nigeria?

These are proven facts. It's high time we stopped politicising everything!

eyebee01:
Just curious, is dis job actually genuine guys?

You people have started again? continue! you are going to believe when you start seeing people with their appointment letters. At last my 1000 naira was not wasted!

served in Vandeikya local government of Benue State and can categorically confirm this to be true. #5500 then could stock up your kitchen for the whole month. I was able to save a lot.

This is hilarious

KingOfAllIgbos:
1. Guy falls in love with professional Ashawo
2. Xmas romance, skin dives.... develops unusual symptoms
3. Creates thread on Nairaland about a seminar

The End

Ahh You are wicked ooo!

Xerox01:
photographer go show for picture ba?

Haba!!! common sense no go kill you!

samuel4mela:
Trending photos of a white woman getting officially married to a Nigerian boy, the wedding seem to have taken place in Nigeria. See pictures below
Source: www.real9ja.com

NCAAN Southeast zone pls confirm the membership status of this dude!

AutoJoshNIG:
The Nissan bus in the photograph below was donated to the Student Union Government of the University of Benin. The donation was made by the Government of ex-Governor Adams Oshiomhole.

The bus was gifted to the 2015/2016 Student Union Government led by Lauretta Obakpolo.

About 3 years after the bus was donated, the bus can be found abandoned and in a derelict condition within the campus.

See photos below.

https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Uniben-SUG-Bus-1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Uniben-SUG-Bus-2-2.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Uniben-SUG-Bus-3.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Uniben-SUG-Bus-4.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Uniben-SUG-Bus-5-1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1


Source:

https://autojosh.com/see-the-bus-that-oshiomhole-donated-to-the-uniben-sug-3-years-ago-photos/

presumed leaders of tomorrow how do we entrust something bigger in their care

Should we conclude it was a typographic error or what?

Kekekenny:
Mumu girl, The guy is asking for a peaceful way to end up a relationship without shielding any blood u re here talking nonsense. Most of u ladies with chicken brain have same evil mentality. is that how they forced your papa to marry your mama? It is not by force to marry her if he is not OK with her character. Same way some ladies does to some guys and ended peacefully. Afterall,they both enjoyed the sex they had in the course of the relationship.craze dey worry u.

See another dumbhead e tiya were sir!

samguru:
For mature minds only.

I need your advice on how to dumb a lady which I don't like but we have been dating in the last 5 months.
She was introduced to me by a friend and since then I thought the relationship can lead to marriage but my instinct keeps telling she is not the one.

I have had sex with her anyway but her antecedents is something to worry about as she has been married and the marriage crashed without a child.

I have also married with a male child but the marriage crashed due to crazy intolerable behaviours of my ex.
This lady has shown some signs which my ex possessed and I don't want to experience such marriage again.

Please how do I dump her without having any feeling of guilt.

Please feminists should keep off this thread.

Nah craze dey worry una head. see lame excuses? you knew the relationship would not work yet you kept on having sex with her once again E ti mad SIR!

Medicine after death. " Bi a ba ta ara ile Eni lopo; a ko le ri won ra lowon"

Ennyhorlar:
Oyo State APC gubernatorial candidate, Bayo Adelabu today caused a lockdown in Ibadan with his campaign parade cars.

Bayo Adelabu, the son of Adelabu Penkelemesi was the Deputy Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria during Goodluck Jonathan's tenure. He carries the penkelemes legacy as one of his campaign's catchy phrase.

In what was reported to be a peaceful movement, albeit because campaign isn't official yet or he's just showing Oyo state people a glimpse of what to expect when campaign becomes official.

The line of cars seen at area of Ibadan today numbered about 100, all of which are branded with his campaign designs.

The convoy moved along Alesinloye through Ring road to Challenge, Then they moved towards Molete.

Is this a show of wealth or trickery?

Or is he going to LOOT the economy?

Edited by Elijah Olasunkanmi Odetokun

Fonny Clown Media
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=604446599989036&id=100012711037939

Nah season of investment we dey!

Federal High Court in Osogbo, on Tuesday, turned down the bail application of a former lecturer with the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Prof Richard Akindele, dragged before court for allegedly demanding sex to upgrade the scores of one of his students, Monica Osagie.

The court rejected the bail application, which Akindele filed through his lawyer, Francis Omotoso, after the prosecuting counsel for the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission, Kehinde Ayantoye, opposed the application.

In opposing Akindele’s bail application, the prosecutor filed a counter-affidavit, which was deposed to by a police detective, Afolabi Oluwatoyin.

In her ruling, Justice Maureen Onyetenu said the allegations contained in the counter-affidavit were weighty.

At the resumed hearing of the matter on Tuesday, the prosecutor, Ayantoye, told the court that he had been served with Akindele’s bail application.
He, however, said he had filed a counter-affidavit in opposition.

Moving the bail application for his client, the defence counsel, Omotosho, urged Justice Onyetenu to admit the professor to bail in liberal terms.

But opposing him, the prosecutor told the court that Akindele might not attend trial, alleging that the professor refused to report to the ICPC office in Abuja, after he was granted an administrative bail to travel to America to attend to his health.
The prosecutor further alleged that the embattled professor was caught on tape chanting incantations to derail the case.

He added, in the counter-affidavit, that Akindele was also allegedly involved in child pornography.

Justice Onyetenu said the allegations raised in the counter-affidavit were weighty and directed the prosecutor to produce in court on the next hearing date, the tape in which Akindele was caught allegedly chanting incantations.


While adjourning further hearing till December 17, 2018, the judge ordered that Akindele should be taken back to prison.

gistfever:
From Gistvic.com

Super Eagles captain and Chelsea midfielder John Mikel Obi as gone over the internet to share full photos of his family.

Mikel wife, daughter, grandma, grandpa and cousins were also seen in the photos.

See photos:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/11/mikel-obi-shares-cute-photos-of-his.html

But where is the other kid?

Josephnice:
he could have killed those dogs with good punches but was afraid of the likely reactions of the people videoing the event. dogs are so weak to withstand a heavy punch on their head or neck

Counsel to the accused!!

See Booda Agbaaya!!!

madridguy:
Must they carry dreadlock? Mtchew

is your dreadlocks abi?