All of una dey ignore the most important part of this story....

im be like say dey wan use Reno Omokri replace Ajuri Ngelale.....

Make I come become active on my twitter ooooo...may be.....

dangoteinlaw:
Men defers though but i was in a room and parlor self contained and still refused to marry until i was able to afford 3bedroom. I value privacy as a man and i hate sharing bathrooms with women who has monthly flows. So as a man you gots level up forget those nonsense from broke nairalanders that it is better to beg my brother make money coz life is too sweet when u have money. You will give yourself so much privacy and your wife will worship u.

Please and please hope you know that you are talking about your wife...

Is menstrual flow a crime?.....

No form of sickness will ever come near you and your family (Amen)....But u understand that ppl come down with strokes that the other partner will have to help in things like real sh*t (Igbe)....

If you are talking like this about women's cycle na only God even know how ur woman will be feeling every month when the visitor arrives...

And I can boldly assume that you dont even help her out with the children and possibly u will be harsh on your kids...

Pls change that reasoning....

Edo people don suffer these few weeks oooo......

Some people wan poison una and another wan rape ur monarch wife....

wetin una do all these people ?.... the thing choke oooo

I know a lot of you guys will be swift to believe him because it has to do with pastors and the church.

Note that he is a fraudster and a thief...one of the devils parading themselves as true believers....

I believe banks are professional organizations saddled with ethical responsibility to keep the relationship with their customers confidential.... This makes me doubt his assertion that "he was shown loan documents of churches with values cumulating to billions of naira"....

They can tell him that some churches do collect loans in order to persuade him, but him being presented sensitive loans documents is highly doubtful.....

These people should just stop embarrassing churches up and down....if you are not interested in loan or dont have the capacity to, do not collect...why coming online to say one church or the other collects a particular amount of money?

Is it a sin to collect loan?...

my question is...what is his motive for this?

Global politics is very funny!

Why cant Russia trade directly with China? Coz i believe they are allies...or what's the function of their BRICS

And why will UAE be scared of trading directly with Russia?

Is Russia not a strong critic of Israel? or is UAE indirectly supporting the Israeli's..

Just know say ...."No permanent enemy"

ChrisblaOffurum:
my question sir. Is tithing in old testament or New testament

I don't like to argue concerning faith and I understand that the issue of tithing can be a complex doctrine to many....

But what I know is that its very simple....

do what you feel and know that you are very convinced of, based on your knowledge of the bible on the teaching of tithing!..

Its not by force...don't come online and be ridiculing the church on tithing that most of you do not participate in!

ewedunamala:
Who be this one. GO wey say who did not pay tithe won't go heaven?

That is a fact....

If you are a Christian, you are commanded by God to pay your tithe....

I understand that the world has mixed with the church and some of these pastors are living a flamboyant and ungodly lifestyles. But the fact is , as a Christian, that is non of your concern. Your only relationship is with God, and only God. Leave the pastor for God to judge. God is slow to anger but his judgement will definitely come.

This is only for genuine bible believing Christians and not for ordinary church goers......

Moreover, most of you people complaining and talking cho cho cho... do not pay dime as tithes......

And again, nobody is forcing you to pay tithe...

If you do not believe in tithing, then don't tithe,

if you feel pressured by one pastor to, then change your church...

This thing is very simple and stop ranting online.....

He was the number one go to guy for my deeper life peeps in those days.....

Back then, if u hear Jim Reeves, its most definitely from a deeper life member.....

But in all honesty, deeper life bible church don step up....

It cant get worse than this....

We have loads of politicians who lack basic and fundamental etiquettes on how simple things works...

One government will just sign a document based entirely on greed barring the possible implications it may have on the state and the country at large....

Another one will come into power and cancel anything relating to its predecessors without carrying out critical due diligence....

This catastrophic situation nearly bankrupted Nigeria with P&ID case during Buhari which would have cost us billions of dollars....

Mind you,....this is the same scenarios that plays out in almost all of our sectors including sports...

NFF will sign deal with puma and the sports ministry will sign the same deal with Nike.....embarrassing everyone up and down... Just because of greeeed!!!!

Na only God know who we offend...

oz4real83:
If "small" Ukraine that is living on the generosity of other nations could be doing this to Russia, just imagine how it will be when Russia is facing America and other nations . I have concluded that without nuclear weapons, Russia can't fight a fly

That generosity cost America and Europe billions every month and has induced drastic inflammation in Europe........

without Nuclear weapons?....are u kidding?.....

Go and read about world war II....

Can you all see the difference between the USA and some "others".....

I really respect the USA.....

In all sincerity...though i detest snake meat, but i cant comprehend people eating monkeys, baboons and other similar primates...

those that eats monkeys can easily eat humans....

Tua for snake, monkey, dog, cat, and bat meats...


And i dey always pity those rabbits...i dont think I can eat them

Prolong and violent turbulence are one of the worst experience someone can have....Its then you will know how precious this sleeping and waking up in peace is.....

I wish all the affected people quick recovery from all physical injuries and most especially from the psychological trauma.....

And time for Air Europa to pay up.....

But Boeing again!!!.......why always you guys' airplanes?...

make God sha dey protect us .....

I knew they would initiate an "happy fear-like" news like this.

I dont know why a lot of people pin their hope on this guy?....

this is a guy mining our limestones almost for free and decided to drastically increase his cement price that even his competitors were like "bro this is too much!"

And dont forget he is similarly one of the carbals in central bank who with the help of Emefiele dwindled our foreign reserves

though i am aware he is a business man and not responsible for the country's woes...but his own past rockefellar at this point....

I will just sit back and see if the so called "biggest refinery" in Africa will have no impact on the local economy!...

This one don pass wedding ooo...

Na one big political gathering be this!..

Mayb OBO should try his hands on politics..coz it seems like he be correct politician..

From street love to elders admiration...

OBO....!

To my fellow anti-wike people, this is how people resigns from a party!.....

No court of law can see this and fail to rule properly.....Evidence is very important....

God abeg!

Hope it hasn't gotten to this stage...

Coz this stage is synonymous to robbery

Nothing man go do fit satisfy these Nigerians...

If he refuses to distribute these palliatives, we go hear the people are hungry....he is looting what was approved to be given to the masses.

He dey distribute palliatives now, una still dey complain.

My country people sha!....

Its this same country that FG approved truck loads of palliatives to states which some governors converted to personal property. At least this one dey distribute palliatives.....

Blazetrailer:
I'm not planning, I have, already,and it was the best decision of my life. You think everyone that japa came here to wash yansh? Delusional and dim-witted. Quite a huge number of Nigerins are climbing both professional and social strata gradually in a saner and "better life"....if it takes me to resign from a "faux" high level potion in a country of chaos, lunacy, low quality of life, apprehension lack of amenities, corruption ridden, very low life expectancy to a saner clime, high quality of life, where almost all works accordingly, common!!, the choice is glaring to the discerning. You need to ask yourselves why people who struggle to get out of the Nigerin universities go abroad and get first class in a jiffy..something must be wrong with the society that is continuously and increasingly ridden with corruption, nepotism, banditry,terrorism, corruption, where quota system and religion stand on the heads of merit and excellence.

I have only 1 life to live, I don't know of anyone after, but this one, I chose to live it in a saner clime/better life and make the decisions for my future generation.
You can chose yours ti remin to build and sacrifice your life for Nigeria, its your call. When you guys fix it, we will be back to enjoy the benefits of your hard labour and sacrifices.....but for now, I chose a better life.

already

You know the problem with you lots, you guys argue out of context.

The topic of discussion here is "the government of canada announces PR for care givers"

I rest my case

Blazetrailer:
Completely myopic. People world over migrate for many reasons, not only economic. The moment you lots open your brains to that perspective, the better you will reason when commenting on public issues.

Baba! are you a Bank manager planning to resign with the aim of packing one grandma poo?

And mind you, people japa categorically for "better life opportunities" either for a good quality of life, professional, career or academic.

So your response to me is vague.

And again, i find it appalling for professionals and managers with significant wealth and mentees here in Nigeria, resigning and travelling to be engaged in odd jobs and in some "demeaning" care-giving jobs.

Over to the Japa crew.....

time for managers in top banks, breweries and other strong institutions for drop their resignation letters and start packing some old cargoes sh*ts all in the name of PR.

Time for the clearing and forwarding guys to forward some unsuspecting Nigerians back to square one.

All in all....man go sha survive...But please lets ensure we get "as much information as possible" before making a life changing decision.

seek information! seek information! and ask questions from far and near!

Shalom.

Thundafireseun:
This girl is not a virgin

Something is wrong with you somewhere. Dont know where! But you are definitely not alright.

So these FIRS people still come office.....

That office is too sweet to go on strike.....

Those guys are the only civil servants at the moment to whole heartedly perform their duty under the sun or in the rain.

The Saraki's and Co don run another Nigerian Bank to the ground.

Another set of people to lose their means of livelihood coz i am quite sure that branches will be closed down irrespective of the bailout or change in management.

I believe this is the right move and I expect a significant number of countries to follow suit.

This is consistent with the initial agreement of the UN....

However, Palestinians too, at this stage should surrender to a two-state solution....They themselves should get rid of Hamas and back the Peace loving Palestine Liberation Organization also called Fatah.

This war will never end except the Palestinians themselves supports a two state solution.

A lot of prospective and expected banters were aborted by this post.

Nice one to all the geniuses involved......

There is one thing I have learnt in this life..."make a decision and stick to it"

You've decided to leave, you changed your mind....now dem come disgrace u by sacking you...

This sacking really makes Xavi look like a fool!

If no be I too know, what will it take for one of the ppl there to help him with an umbrella?...

But dey fit snap pictures.....

These people sha!

All except that Mango. That thing fit disgrace person for public

Local government elections is Nigeria is the most useless "electoral process" in the world!

A blatant waste of time and finacial resources....

It's better for one to be watching two cats or dogs playing around than to attend a local government election......

Opposition party will never will a ward leader talkless of a chairman....

Until local government autonomy is granted, these LG elections will continue to be a charade

This is another evidence there is a functioning seaport in the SS which is very close to the SE.

To whom it may concern...

Please let's desist from the propaganda "that the federal government is deliberately making the seaport in some regions except the SW redundant"

Please let's desist

Seriously, i dont really know how this will really affects electricity consumers in Ekiti state. However, my thinking is that the state will be able to monitor the pricing of electricity and have a say when these distribution companies are bringing outrageous bills which is not equivalent to the provided electricity supply.

However, with Governors forum congratulating him, this to me looks like another scheme to further exploit the generally population coz these people only know how to enrich themselves.

the governors be like.....

Governors forum: "nice one governor Banji, una don uncover another format for us!"
"U be sharp guy!"