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Crime / Re: Ahmed Ololade: Police Arrests "Small Mercy" In Orlie, Lagos by aycorporat(m): 4:28pm On Dec 03, 2023
kollog:
But those items look rusted, hope it's not another Police magic to nail the guy since he is a wanted Soul.

My observation as well.

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Politics / Re: When King Charles Is Happy To Meet One Person But Compelled To Meet Another. by aycorporat(m): 2:33pm On Dec 01, 2023
wrongnumber:


From what you just wrote, it is evident that you are the one who needs to visit the psycaltry.

And BTW I'm yoruba from Epe Lagos.

From which side of Epe and what family compound?
Politics / Re: When King Charles Is Happy To Meet One Person But Compelled To Meet Another. by aycorporat(m): 2:29pm On Dec 01, 2023
LegendHero:
They should quickly complete the psychiatric hospital they are building in the South East.

—One met Prince Charles privately in the room

—The other met Prince Charles in the normal
Hall where several hundreds will meet and shake hand with him normally.

Yet, people like OP are still sad about it. At this point, it is starting to seems like a mental issue.


Oga mi, the rate at which people go mad over Tinubu's case is becoming alarming as I also second your motion that more psychiatric homes need to be built as Tinubu's issue is taking a toll on some of these people.
Common pictures!
Travel / Re: Policeman Knocks Down Student While Chasing Motorcyclist In Ogun by aycorporat(m): 9:15am On Dec 01, 2023
These ones are still issuing Press release when the said policeman should be eating akara in heaven or the cell right now
Politics / Re: Imo Guber: INEC Frustrating Moves To Inspect The BVAS – Sen. Achononu Laments by aycorporat(m): 4:47pm On Nov 30, 2023
Wait o. The same candidate who was flogged with a wide margin?
By now he should be aware that the case is as good as dead in the courts!
Uzodinma came prepared for the election

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Romance / Re: "I'm Not A Mugu, I Know My Husband Has A 2nd Wife & Kids Back Home”-Oyinbo Woman by aycorporat(m): 10:19am On Nov 28, 2023
It's like these people are just catching cruise here.
Listen to the conversation very well where he even talked about marrying a third wife as his wife back in Africa is already getting old like the mugu
Health / Re: Nurse Confesses To Changing DNA Results Of Kids, Tricks Man Into Divorcing His W by aycorporat(m): 2:58pm On Nov 27, 2023
Why do I have a feeling that this story is made up just to make the show popular?
Religion / Re: Pastor Noah Abraham Hypnotised Our Children, Set Them Against Us — Parents by aycorporat(m): 2:19pm On Nov 23, 2023
This one the wife joined in the protest, could it be as a result of the choir master's wife coming in?
Celebrities / Re: Story Of Kola Olawuyi, The Investigative Journalist Who Exposed Many Evil People by aycorporat(m): 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2023
Kukutente23:

Oh plzzzz
grin grin grin
Kola Olawuyi was actually glamorizing occultism then.
I remember a specific show where a woman was shown who was said to be drying up because of some occultic affliction. Years later it turned out it was actually cancer she had but how could villagers know?

hmmmm
The presenter I know that may have fake version of narration is that Kolade Alabi of "Gbankogbi" who held us spell bound in Akure those days.
The guy will just come up with some fables. Where I lost interest was a guy he brought to the station and asked that no one should laugh at his predicament because he slept with a woman and the gbola was no longer functioning.
2 hours programme , 1 hour 30 minutes will be for advertisement, the rest 30 minutes na fabu.
But Kola Olawuyi's own seems real sha

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Celebrities / Re: Story Of Kola Olawuyi, The Investigative Journalist Who Exposed Many Evil People by aycorporat(m): 1:49pm On Nov 22, 2023
Goodnewsforlife:
u just don’t know anything

Do u care to know what killed him?

He mentioned it loud n clear that there’s a kidnappers den in sagamu n said he was on a mission to unravel it n also said another one is in Ibadan, that was d genesis of his problem because he used to say it live that many people are warning him not to say anything about it


Years later after he died we heard about soka in Ibadan, till today Jonathan gave an order from above to bring d case to abj n since then nobody heard anything

We never see person wen go tell us d sagamu own but in your mind u believe all those things were lies

I guess u don’t know about S.T soap that he exposed then?

Many of u self

Egbon please I'll like to know more about that ST Soap saga sir
Celebrities / Re: Story Of Kola Olawuyi, The Investigative Journalist Who Exposed Many Evil People by aycorporat(m): 1:45pm On Nov 22, 2023
Flier:
We used to believe in this man so much then until he started lying and telling us about ogboju ode ninu Igbo irunmole
His lies is legendary.
Kolade Alabi too,once there is no legit story, the next is to tell lies
I don't think so but that of Kolade Alabi seems to have some lies embedded in his programme
Celebrities / Re: Story Of Kola Olawuyi, The Investigative Journalist Who Exposed Many Evil People by aycorporat(m): 1:43pm On Nov 22, 2023
This man opened the way for a lot of people like Segun Adisa, Kolade Alabi and the likes as they used his pattern of programme presentation.
The man was larger than life himself. I thought his family continued the programme by introducing someone who talked like him on Lagos TV.
I never knew he was that young when he died.
Rest on great man
Travel / Re: Japa Confusion: Where Can One Study Cheap by aycorporat(m): 4:46pm On Nov 20, 2023
ofuonyebi:
Go to Canada study cheap and big
and you get work while schooling...!!

Please I need more enlightenment on this
Travel / Re: Japa Confusion: Where Can One Study Cheap by aycorporat(m): 4:43pm On Nov 20, 2023
Theunbothered:
Cambodia
Guy you wicked o!
Politics / Re: Too Many Nigerians Are Opting For Suicide by aycorporat(m): 10:03am On Nov 20, 2023
Freshtruth:
Must blow one lie just to comment sometimes think before u position the lies bro

Hahahahahhh
Bad comrade!
Celebrities / Re: Portable Visits Cameroon For The First Time (Video) by aycorporat(m): 2:47pm On Nov 17, 2023
Padipadi:
Portable's money is no longer portable but bizza bizza (plenty). Izz plenty like Ola of Lagos hyping.
Cameroom people, Portable has that mechanic look like how Cameronian players had as at 2000, 2002, 2004 AFCON. Who remembered Ngitap, Ndiefi, Wome, Suffo, Njanka, Ngome-Kome?
Those guys looked like escaped auto-mechanic bosses in their national team. Only fine boys for Cameroon then were Eto'o, Olembe, Song, Mboma. But Mboma come get one kind muscular body to knock off defenders. I recalled he did well at Parma.

That 2000 AFCON final, aside the biased referee, ojoro of Isa Hayatou and the missed Kanu & Ikpeba penalty,
Nigeria couldn't cope with the strength of Cameroon in the first half. It took extra talent of Raphael Chukwu & Okocha to make eagles equalize from 0-2 down to 2-2 before losing 3-4 on penalty. But that match pain me, na painment that year.

Me too o my brother.
I was really pained. That year, Isa Hayatou and that useless referee do us bad.
Ikpeba sef no try as he put hand for head in submission to failure already.
All those players you mentioned, we still see some for 2004 as Kanu, Okocha and John Utaka disgrace them.
Family / Re: Popular Nigerian Actor SAMANJA (alhaji Usman Baba Patigi ) Is Late by aycorporat(m): 8:45pm On Nov 12, 2023
TheSuperX:
It seems you are so slow, Samanja was very popular in the 80s/90s
If you don't know him it means you are from the indomie generation.

May his soul rest in peace.

layuns:


It shows you are indomie generation. We all glued to our TV to watch the likes of Samanja, The New Masquerade and Jagua Jagua back then. So stop the stereotyped.

Na real indomie generation.
Samanja made us stay glued to our TV sets including Mutua dole (another funny character, I have forgotten his rank now)
The bugle sound that introduces the drama is another thing that catches our fancy.

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Romance / Re: N@ked Woman Seen On House Roof In Benin by aycorporat(m): 8:54am On Nov 09, 2023
I pray good humans locate this woman on time before the African colonial mentality sets in tagging her a witch and eventually burning her.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Two Hotel Rooms Share One Air-conditioning Unit (picture) by aycorporat(m): 9:27am On Nov 06, 2023
ottersberger:


The diving wall appears to be made from MDF panels.
You are right bro.
Suitable for offices...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Two Hotel Rooms Share One Air-conditioning Unit (picture) by aycorporat(m): 7:46am On Nov 06, 2023
ellizy:

It's an office and effective communication is highly recommended in every organisation...
What I actually mean is that the picture is touted to be a hotel and if that's the case, then no privacy, but if its an office, it's normal.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Two Hotel Rooms Share One Air-conditioning Unit (picture) by aycorporat(m): 6:19am On Nov 06, 2023
ellizy:

This is just a wooden partition...
This settings looks more like a single office partition into two for a reason best known to them

Waoohh
It therefore means no privacy as the actions of both rooms will clearly disturb each other.

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Health / Re: Lagos Lady Dies After Drinking Insecticide by aycorporat(m): 6:13am On Nov 06, 2023
She got frustrated hoping for a miracle that didn't come.
While praying for that miracle, it is expected that she should go to the hospital for a better diagnosis.

RIP to the young lady

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Jokes Etc / Re: Two Hotel Rooms Share One Air-conditioning Unit (picture) by aycorporat(m): 5:46am On Nov 06, 2023
This picture trended sometimes around two years ago.
Do you really believe any hotel will want to do this?
How thick are the blocks separating each room, which meas the blocks receive the main coolant?

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Crime / Re: Benue Man Commits Suicide by aycorporat(m): 1:45pm On Nov 02, 2023
This is serious. Suicide is not an option. BTW, the different positions he is lying looks somehow.

So sad
Politics / Re: Tinubu: FBI Did Not Release Any Tinubu's Record Today 30 - David Hundeyin by aycorporat(m): 8:27pm On Oct 30, 2023
9jatriot:
Wait, after this guy don tell his headless mob say FBI files de come, this is now all he has to say? Today that is 30th. How can this Ghanian refugee scam a former VP and followers of a former governor of Anambra state.

Who do I blame here, the boy who scammed others or the people who suspended their brain and were scammed?


Atiku listen to the likes of David who is begging for asylum in Ghana, running where no one is pursuing him. He falls for the bait and starts the process


Atiku seats back and waits for his consignment



Obidients take over the social media wing of a lawsuit they did not initiate, hoping to reap where they did not sow



Lamba King believing the promise of a lie, goes to the US and hypocritically claims that leaders with controversial certificate should not rule, even when no one is really sure if he graduated with a third class or second class or if he really spent 8 years studing for a 4 year philosophy course or if he submitted his degree or just GCE to INEC. He even went as far as referring to an Oxford certificate that no one has even seen and as his usual slogan "Go han veriphy"



Day for the court ruling finally approaching with the headless mob more eager than even Atiku himself



Days for Atiku to receive the document finally arrives



CSU finally reveal under oat what they know



CSU insist as they have always done that Tinubu not only graduated from their school but that he did with flying colors. The equivalent of a first class or distinction



Atiku discovers that he had gone on a wild goose chase, fool's errand and has been played with the endless attempt to stop the release of the results and make it look like there was something to hide



David Hundeyin continues to "pless" the mumu button of the small brain remaining of the headless mob by trying to twist the words of the CSU register.

Headless mob moving to the next propaganda



Tinubu focusing as usual on what is important while he leaves them to pursue irrelevant things


Hahahahahaha
This is total knock down and out.
Well done
So creative

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Jobs For Africans In 2023 [continuously Updated] by aycorporat(m): 10:24pm On Oct 28, 2023
I'll be following this thread closely
Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun, Hope Uzodimma And Soludo Are The Worst Governors - Mokwechineme by aycorporat(m): 8:28pm On Oct 22, 2023
Sincerely, Soludo shouldn't be on that list. Is it because...

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Family / Re: Men In Marriage: How To Play The In-law Politics! by aycorporat(m): 1:08pm On Oct 19, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
You've never met terrible in-laws. That's when you will understand.
hahahahahaha
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria's Unemployed; How Are You Surviving? by aycorporat(m): 4:52pm On Oct 11, 2023
JuanDeDios:

Logically, I'd not need to wonder for myself because I'd know already. Now, I really doubt you have enough sense to process this response since what you asked is all you could think of as if it matters.

Pele. Fake life

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