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Celebrities / Re: FINALLY: Mohbad's Killer Caught, Bestfriend Turned Hired Killer 4 Naira Marley by aycorporat(m): 3:43pm On Sep 15, 2023
Gentlelox:
Don't click... It a clickbait...

Thank you
Don't mind these useless bloggers
Politics / Re: The Man Who Saw Tomorrow (picture) by aycorporat(m): 11:51am On Sep 08, 2023
igwebuike01:
Fidelis Oyakhilome. NDLEA Chairman 1988 to 1991

As evidenced in the way people from a certain region gives Nigeria its bad image
Crime / Re: Cow Rams 30-year-old Man To Death In Lagos by aycorporat(m): 6:04am On Sep 03, 2023
Saturnalia:


Majority of you from the East are just too daft, uncreative & predictable that the only thing you know how to do best is regurgitate senseless stale lines on Social Media just to get useless “likes” that add no value to your miserable lives.

That was how all of you, like cows were (and are still) pushing the senseless narrative of Buhari being a clone and tagged “Jubril of Sudan”.

Worrisome is the fact that there’s absolutely no distinction between your young & old, educated & illiterates in this regard, as all of you think, reason & behave alike.

Everysingle one of you seem to have been bathed with that same cursed bitter water of hatred & irrationality from your birth - yet none of you can do without trooping, in your nylon bags & bathroom slippers into that same region that you love to hate so much.

You denigrate & curse the land that nurtures you from birth and expect to be blessed or prosper? Never!

This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing you up in your enclaves by the minute.

You cannot sow soybeans and expect to reap pineapple.

Oluwa mi ero. E jebure.

This is serious knockings and a total TKO

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Politics / Re: Man Accuses Philip Shaibu Of "Stealing" & "Wearing" His $250k Diamond Watch by aycorporat(m): 7:28pm On Aug 27, 2023
madridguy:
Is it that you don't watch the video or you just want to bring in APC in this clear matter of theft?


Oga mi
By now you should know that nincompoop is just an attention seeking fellow

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hawaii Wildfires: At Least 89 Confirmed Dead After Deadliest US Blaze In 100yrs by aycorporat(m): 3:53pm On Aug 13, 2023
buygala:


Dear Sir

Please shut up and stop making a mockery of Christianity... Shithead analysis like this is the kind Muslims and other religions will never make, and it is one of the major reasons why people take Christianity for a joke.

It's all shades of sick to sermonize the death of these people... People who just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, some of them possibly even being more Christian than your hypocritical self..

From the time of Noah's flood till forever, there will be always be natural disasters.. It has nothing to do with anyone's coming or going..

Once again, please shut your mouth.. Na God I take beg you...

My dear brother
Please don't take the words of that guy serious and all the sheepies that click the likes button for him.

He could pass the message without necessarily portraying the disaster in an opposite direction
Crime / Re: 47-year-old Man Kills Policeman, Swindles Pos Operator Of N4.4 Million In Ondo by aycorporat(m): 12:16pm On Aug 03, 2023
Who be this man?

You stole in Ondo State and trying to seek cover in Edo?

He must have been defrauding POS operators for a long time before his cup overflowed.


POS operators should endeavour to educate clients to use the mobile bank App for transactions and wait for confirmation before giving out cash. A whole 4.4 million could even be the entire capital.

This man own Don done
Education / Re: Bingham University: Postgraduate Admission For 2023/2024 Academic Session by aycorporat(m): 10:43pm On Aug 02, 2023
The way I rushed opened the thread thinking it was Birmingham University

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Crime / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by aycorporat(m): 8:10pm On Jul 27, 2023
DodadaKoKigbe:


Parents inflicting violence on their children in the name of 'discipline' was not African culture before the Arabs and the whites came to Africa. The Arabs and the whites flogged African workers viciously and the Africa workers go back home and inflict their trauma on their children.

Hmmm
Insightful

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Crime / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by aycorporat(m): 1:10pm On Jul 27, 2023
lanocfoods:

US or UK which one is it?

You are the only one I will respond to

UK.

Sorry, typo error
Crime / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Doctor Loses Custody Of 16-Year-Old Son For Flogging Him by aycorporat(m): 11:50am On Jul 27, 2023
Training a child in the Western world is by God's grace.

There was a boy of ours who grew up in the UK and had the bad traits of disobedience. His dad lured him to Nigeria to come have a good taste of culture.

The moment he landed at MMIA, he was whisked to a remote village where his dad gave him a daily dosage of strokes of cane. At first he proved resistant, later he cooperated.

In the long run, he feigned remorse but was secretly taking shots of the wounds he sustained. After sometimes, his dad seeing his calmness, decided that he had learnt his lessons and it was time to go back to the UK.

Believe me, when they got to the UK, the boy tendered all evidences to the security agencies. How the dad escaped prison sentence and deportation is what I didn't know.

African culture still remains topnotch

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Politics / Re: This Video Can Spark Riot Or Chaos Over Fuel Hike & Devaluation Of Nigeria by aycorporat(m): 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2023
Godwin4444:
Ogbeni keep quiet there n don’t think everyone is like u

Many businesses were destroyed during cashless n many people died but u people didn’t say anything cos u thought it will make your candidate win n u even defended it but now u are telling us there is hardship

Between cashless n fuel hike which one is more intense?

If any hypocrite should go out now to protest they should b shot

Personally I haven’t recover from the troubles of cashless cos the loan I was serving have been increased because we couldn’t make sales n it got so worst we had to lock shop at some stage n some people don’t see it as bad

But fuel hike u are ranting about

U no well

Just go out n protest, I will personally join those that will beat u for free

We were dieing n losing money but u don’t care cos u thought it will make your candidate win n now u want to start one rubbish madness

Let d fuel b 1000 we self no go talk, highest we increase our prices too

Omo daada, o ni ku ni rewerewe.

One bottle of beer for you jare.
Leave all those noisy pigs

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Investment / Re: Giveaway N1.6 Million by aycorporat(m): 1:05pm On Jul 23, 2023
TotoNaRubber:
Can anyone suggest what I can invest in, I get N1.6 million inflow every month that I don't know what to do with it. I know what I'm doing that's why I'm getting that but what to do with the dough I have no ideas.

Intact I am thinking of investing it but no idea what to invest it in or do giveaway with it every month.

Serious suggestions and investment ideas please.

Good day

real physical business like buying bags of pepper in the North and selling them here down south in Lagos.
For instance, a bag of pepper in Kano might be 15k, with the laada, loading and all that, it might come with a cost of 17k.

a full bus can contain 55bags that is 17,000 X 55 bags = 935,000

Transport to Lagos = 300,000
935,000 + 300,000 = 1,235,000

When it gets to Lagos, a bag goes for as much as 30 - 35k most times
that is 55 X 30,000 = 1,650,000
laada on each bag of pepper is 500 naira which is 55 X 500 = 27,500
Offloading = 5,000
1,650,000 + 27,500 + 5,000 = 1,678,000

profit for just a single trip = 1,678,000 - 1,235,000 =443,000 sometimes less, it all depends on various factors

Pepper is hot cake here. You can message me for further details.

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by aycorporat(m): 7:20pm On Jul 16, 2023
gabmedia:
This is a good business but mind you before you start you will need to join the pepper association in mile 12 market first before anything or else you will not have any profit


I don't sell at Mile 12
Properties / Re: Experienced Realtors Needed: Instant Direct Commissions Plus Incentives by aycorporat(m): 12:11pm On Jul 13, 2023
What's the procedure for becoming a marketer?
I have clients since its genuine.
Education / Re: A Nigerian Man Studying Abroad Has Been Found Dead In His Apartment. by aycorporat(m): 9:50am On Jul 13, 2023
Rest in peace to this wonderful soul whose aim is to get a better education in order to better his lot in life.
I pray God grants the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.


Purvan:
Who knows what he might've sniffed??

This is plain stupidity and display of Folly at its highest level.
Celebrities / Re: Chef Dammy Fetches Water From A Well After Complaining Of Insufficient Funds by aycorporat(m): 5:29pm On Jul 12, 2023
PlayMaker14:
grin grin grin grin grin

This one will fade out like Olajumoke the "Bread Seller"


Ire Oooo 🤣

Waoooo
Memories. Where is she now?
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by aycorporat(m): 4:33pm On Jul 12, 2023
Dshocker:


I have sent you a mail
ok
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by aycorporat(m): 10:28pm On Jul 11, 2023
Dshocker:


Your email please?
aycorporate@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairalanders, What Do You Know About UAAG Grant Disbursement? by aycorporat(m): 1:33pm On Jul 11, 2023
dabonny:
From SEM to TELPECON, TELPECON to THEOBARTH, THEOBARTH to USAGE, my brother, the list is endless. Sometimes, I get worried about how the below the average Nigerians can just be easily brainwashed that they are going to be paid such a huge amount of money by a mere supply of their Bank details.

By my own findings, the aim of those grants launchers is to rip off the so called cluster head and coordinator of their hard earned money, you may be asked to fill out the Google form or fill in your account details by any other means but those cluster heads and the sponsors must have hugely paid for the clusters to secure a cluster's slot (the whole process seems fraudulent to me though).

Some of these clusters' head pay as high as 50k to 200k and above for the slot. Of I should be honest and draw my conclusion, there is no any grant to pay to anyone anywhere, please don't allow yourself to be brainwashed. I have been expecting our government agencies to clamp down the forces behind this fraudulent grant but it's like there are some federal might involved in this act since year 2020, they are not keeping the whole act secret, there was a time I read about a protest against THEOBARTH(for not being able to disburse as promised after extorted their subscribers), on Twitter, it was so hot that time that some federal security agencies were involved but I don't know how the whole story has ended; my brother, there is no any money anywhere


My brother, I nearly fell for this useless scam. I almost paid for a cluster with 200k because I thought that was the only way I could help all dependants that were on me.

There was a time they told us that they were holding a praise worship session in Enugu I think year 2019 and that it was going to be big.

What surprised me was that, an organisation that promised 5m couldn't call classic gospel music singers but the ones who were of the kekerenke mode. On the WhatsApp platform we were shown one Mr. Donald who is the owner also dancing to music.

One thing about scam is that, you are tied down with the hope that it will still materialise. From SEM to TELPECON to THEOBARTH, Infact, I thank God my phone got spoilt along the line, else I will still be in their bondage.

Please, no free money anywhere

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Business / Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by aycorporat(m): 1:16pm On Jul 11, 2023
Hardtotrust:
I am very very angry right now. I couldn't sleep last night. That is why I'm bringing this here this morning before I do something very bad. A father should be after the growth of his son and not after ruining him.

Please you guys should help me look into this matter. I understand that it was a matter of life and important concern.

I'm seriously struggling in the city to eck a living for myself and do the little I can for my family also. My father was a petty trader who hardly can provide adequate for the family. Some of us who come from a very poor background would understand this better. I mean coming from where absolutely nothing is kept for you. No support from the family and nothing, nothing and nothing. You are the one who die and same you would have to pour yourself water to come back to life. You, you and only you.

I buy fast consuming products and supply to people and make some gains from there. Sometimes I hawk the products. I was able to save up to N150k. Around May this year, I went to the village and bought some rubbers of palm oil and store them to sell around November/December and make gains.

Last week, I got a call that wind pulled off our house roof in the village. Since they are using small torchlight phone, I didn't get to see how serious the situation was. Even though I didn't have money, I sent N15k to help fix it. My father later called me and complained bitterly on why I sent just 15k, that according to the carpenter, that materials and workmanship would cost N65k. In my mind, I was just like, does this man even know how I survive here in the city?

For two nights, they didnt sleep in the house as the wind pulled off the rooof.

On Tuesday, I learnt my younger brother was being operated of Hernia. I know about the hernia but was under plan to raise money for it. And I knew there was no money to settle medical bills for operation. So I was shocked where they got the money to do operation.

As I traveled down yesterday to see them, dear Nairaland friends, all my rubbers of palm oil has been sold and the money spent on fixing the roof and paying for the medical bills for the hernia operation without my notice.

I am not taking this kindly with my father who engineered the whole thing and I want to arrest him to refund my money.

That is my life investment and it took me so much to raise the amount. Due to how things are now. I even wanted to sell two rubbers to invest back as the business is facing challenges now.

What should I do here to recover my money back? If I have another money, I would over look it but that is my life investment of my labour.

Hmmm

My dear brother believe me, its painful especially when you are trying to eke a living and also do your bit for the family at large.

However, I'll plead with you that do not tow the path of arresting your dad. Truly, what they did is painful, but please, see the good part of it which is, rescuing your brother fro. The jaws of death and also getting to fix the family home where you grew up.

I was once in that situation. I was pained. I moved on. Today, God has blessed me and my family is okay now. If you consider the sweetness of the scratch, you might scratch deep into your skin. God will open your way, very soon

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by aycorporat(m): 1:32pm On Jul 07, 2023
Dshocker:


Ok, can i source for it from Jos?

I want to link someone into the business.

I don't know about Jos very well.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by aycorporat(m): 11:55am On Jul 07, 2023
Dshocker:


Are you currently into this business?

Do you travel to kano or Kaduna by yourself?

Yes I am still into it
I was traveling but now get it by proxy as I have a staff who does that.
Celebrities / Re: Sidikat Odunkanwi 'Iyabo Oko' Is Dead by aycorporat(m): 9:11am On Jun 30, 2023
SAMBARRY:
alabosi oshi.na your type I dey talk.olowo epo,fair weather friend.i dey follow Una do Nollywood? Una no fit gather in solidarity to support one of your own? Narcissistic being.tuehhh

Sambarry, you really sabi these people ooo and i like as you dey give them back to back. Truly, this life e get as e be

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Supporter, Olufunmilayo Regrets Her Support, Apologize To Obidients by aycorporat(m): 5:24pm On Jun 27, 2023
Ajagunakin:
When did Osu ji become Funmilayo.

These people are smart by half.

Those people are clever by half
No wonder Reno Omokri said, deceive them by asking for their acount details and you will see their full names.
Deluded humans!

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Religion / Re: 'AI Jesus' Talks Dating, Relationships, Morals — Even Offers Video-gaming Tips by aycorporat(m): 10:05pm On Jun 25, 2023
Nature02:
As expected, oga end times is already here grin grin grin
He will spew all sorts of garbage because of something a developer decided to name "A.I Jesus". The developer could've named it anything he likes, perhaps it was even his gf or roommate that suggested A.I Jesus as a marketing strategy. Who wouldn't want to use an A.I named after a supreme being? When they named it, I'm sure they never expected that some guy hundreds of thousands of miles away will be having sleepless nights over it.

My brother you nailed it
Sports / Re: Bendel Insurance Lifts 4th FA Cup After 43yrs, Qualifies For CAF Cup (pics) by aycorporat(m): 3:28pm On Jun 22, 2023
BleedingPen:


Photo Caption:
Edo Deputy Governor, Comrade Philip Shaibu and Permanent Secretary, Edo State Sports Commission, Mrs Sabina Chikere flanked by victorious Bendel Insurance players and sports official.

Seriously?

I remember a gramophone record I met while growing up wherein King Sunny Ade sang about Bendel Insurance with Mighty Jets as Bendel Insurance carried the day as Governor Samuel Ogbemudia was the governor back then

So since then them never carry any trophy again until now?
Politics / Re: Yoruba Man Who Stole An Entire Airline by aycorporat(m): 5:58pm On Jun 21, 2023
Cooldowntemper:
But somehow, it still gets even worse.

The relationship between the Afolabi and Awosika families had at this point, completely broken down to the point where Wande’s father, Francis Afolabi wrote the following stinker to Kenny’s father, even offering to repay the school fees paid for Taiwo and Kehinde all the way back in the year 2000

Oh Shit!
I'm pained seeing this.

Two close families now turning their backs against each other?
Please is there a way these logjam could still be resolved?

Reading through the letter pierced my heart greatly
Politics / Re: The Last Slave Sold In Africa To The White Man Was A Yoruba Man - Picture by aycorporat(m): 1:08pm On Jun 21, 2023
AntiMarxist:


They were Marrano Jews and not Portogesse .


Ask why there was not one single Jew in America supporting the abolition movement .

Heck, Jews were the loudest defenders of slavery as an institution and they corrupted biblical verses and deployed fake Darwain science to justify racism and enslavement on Africans.

Slavery is ingrained in Judaism and modern day Talmudic Judaism has been in the forefront pushing slavery in the form of communism .

You won't get anything from Wiki.

Start your research using Louis Farrakhan's book on the Secret Relationship between blacks and Jews.

A whole new world awaits you from there.

Dr Tony Martin published a well researched book on the dominance of Jews in the Atlantic slave trade. For this he has been cancelled from academia and his articles buried from search engines

Start your journey using Yandex search engine

You are about to take a journey from darkness into the light.


And we were made to believe that the curses of our grandparents is causing set back for Africans while the Jews who did the worst form of human decimation are prospering?

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Politics / Re: “let People Be Able To Say Their Opinions Freely” - Mark Essien To Obidients by aycorporat(m): 11:47am On Jun 20, 2023
I have never seen a group of people so intolerant like these obedients.

However, I may not solely blame them as the past Government put the country in serious economic crisis. Its a typical case of the Yoruba adage of "omo osan ni n ko kondo ba iya re, eru kan a si ma mu ni bu igba eru: meaning the orange fruit attracted clubbings to its parent as one silly slave attracts insults on 200 other slaves.

I'll advise the Obedients to ask God for blessings in this new government as BAT is already steering its ship towards economic recovery. After all, during Buhari's time, people still prospered.

You can fire me if you want its your call
Politics / Re: “let People Be Able To Say Their Opinions Freely” - Mark Essien To Obidients by aycorporat(m): 11:34am On Jun 20, 2023
I have never seen a group of people so intolerant like these obedients.

However, I may not solely blame them as the past Government put the country in serious economic crisis. Its a typical case of the Yoruba adage of "omo osan ni n ko kondo ba iya re, eru kan a si ma mu ni bu igba eru: meaning the orange fruit attracted clubbings to its parent as one silly slave attracts insults on 200 other slaves.

I'll advise the Obedients to ask God for blessings in this new government as BAT is already steering its ship towards economic recovery. After all, during Buhari's time, people still prospered.

You can fire me if you want its your call

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Family / Re: Happy 50th Wedding Anniversay To My Parents. by aycorporat(m): 10:09pm On Jun 18, 2023
Angrygoat:
They look like monkeys

O ni kure! Ase

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by aycorporat(m): 11:42pm On Jun 17, 2023
SavageResponse:


If someone who does not have experience in business sees this your calculations he will think that ones he invests in it he will be using shovel to pack profits grin

What about the cost of spoilage?

Where is the cost of levy for the market!

What about money for settling police at checkpoints along the way?

You will also need to settle agberos at the market before you can offload, where did you put that expense?

What about contingency expenses assuming the vehicle breaks down on the road or suffers delay?

Cc Sunnic4sure

Oga sir
If you go through my engagement with the good people who are into the business, not the "branch by", you'll see where I addressed all that. This is my fifth month and to God be the glory, it has been ok.

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