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Phones / Re: Some Vintage Phones That Shook The Nigerian GSM market - (pics) by ayguru: 6:56am On Jul 19, 2016
Nokia tried.
The first day my friend's mum bought Samsung Blue face, i almost died with Awe.. We didnt sleep that night, looking at its magnificent beauty.


I was in a bus one day when one man was sitted at the Oga's corner of his BMW when i sighted Samsung True i. That day, i knew i had seen the most beautiful phone ever in the history of mankind...



Several years later, i still love samsung, as i own Samsung Note 3
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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Is Selling Slippers For N35,000, Fans React by ayguru: 9:22am On Jul 18, 2016
35K for pam...



pam pam pam grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Ready To Sacrifice My First 3 Months Salaries. by ayguru: 9:17am On Jul 18, 2016
PresVA:
Why do a lot of people mention crime when things are tough? Like that's d only way? Try crime and see where it lands you na..mtcheeew

I understand things are hard but crime will make things worse... I wish you the best and hope things get better for you. ..
cant you just read and comprehend better? He stated that he can do anything apart from crime and you are here criticizing him.
you are just an asswipe undecided

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Crime / Oba Of Iba Has Just Been Kidnapped!! by ayguru: 10:18pm On Jul 16, 2016
Information reaching me this night from a reliable source confirms that the Oba of IBA, an area in Lagos State( LASU), Iyana iba, Ojo Axis has just been kidnapped this night.

I stay close to that area and i have been hearing the News fly.
I would like fellow Nairalanders to confirm the authenticity of the NEWS even though it's coming from a reliable source as i said earlier..

For those staying in that axis should please be careful and vigilant about any night walk as from henceforth...

May God keep us safe.. AMEN
Celebrities / Re: Throback: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Pregnant At 18 Years by ayguru: 6:13am On Jul 07, 2016
gunther6:
I am NOT accusing Captain of child abuse o wink undecided , but at 18 what happened to going to college?
college or no college, isn't she successful now? Even more than her counterpart that went to the so called college.
Politics / Re: Lagos Reconstructs Isaac John Street, GRA by ayguru: 9:58am On Jul 06, 2016
twentyk:
Omo make one good Samaritan send 500 to me now....I know it's hard But man gazz chop..... happy eid
and tommorow you will still ask for another 500 and on and on...
My guy go find work before hunger Kill You
TV/Movies / Re: Michy Shatta's Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet, Fans React by ayguru: 6:50pm On Jun 26, 2016
canDy4eva:
must u include God in ur swear?
and what is your business if I do? Oh! Or do you also have a slippers breast like hers?
TV/Movies / Re: Michy Shatta's Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet, Fans React by ayguru: 2:09pm On Jun 26, 2016
modelmike7:
Noooooooooo, I dont want to believe this is her real bweast! Nooooooooooo!!
in all my life with vast and various women I have dated... I have NEVER seen a worn out breast like this before... I swear to GOD
Career / Re: This Man Told Me He Makes Minimum Of 30k From This Work. by ayguru: 7:41am On Jun 25, 2016
enigmagu1:
THAT IS A BLATANT LIE...IT'S NOT POSSIBLE...THEY CHARGE FIFTY NAIRA PER PERSON. 50X 10= 500 . HOW ON EARTH WILL SOMEBODY BELIEVE SUCH LIE..
you are misguided my guy, take a look at your meagre feasibility, just 10 people and that's 500 naira... Who tells you they don't do way over 20 people or even more from dusk till dawn?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers Cvs On The Floor Of The Entrance To The NLNG HQ Construction Site by ayguru: 7:01am On Jun 25, 2016
The place fine o
BTW; you can't actually confirm it's CV that is in the envelopes so do not make haste judgement.
Celebrities / Re: Married Actress, Angela Okorie Caught In Cheating Scandal, Boyfriend Exposes Her by ayguru: 2:43pm On Jun 24, 2016
For Pete's sake that is her long time baby daddy na!!!
Y'll bloggers won't ever take a chill pill....tufiawka
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Covers Media Guide Magazine by ayguru: 10:58am On Jun 24, 2016
ayusco85:
But seriously, to be honest this lady called toolz isn't sexy or shapy. She is fat and her body takes the outline of d Clothes she is wearing.

I will believe she is shapy and curvy when I see her naked. Not because I want to see her naked, just to confirm her figure.
u sure Will be disappointed when u see it
Business / Re: Gtbank Is A Fraud!!! Charging My Account Unnecessarily by ayguru: 6:18am On Jun 23, 2016
Taeewo:
I was charged 100 also...
y u dey cover ur account balance?
Make we no see d last 500naira balance for there abi?

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Dressed Like A Tom Boy And Asked Fans Who She Looked Like by ayguru: 10:01am On Jun 21, 2016
Sleekydee:
teebillz
you gat me!!!! I was about saying the same
Health / Re: PHOTOS: Beautiful Girl Gets Disfigured By Cooking Gas Explosion by ayguru: 10:23am On Jun 19, 2016
giftybae:
Fake picture. Nothing connect those two. Not even a trace of her light skin again?
just pray nothing like that to happen to you coz I am so sure u might burn beyond recognition
Romance / Re: Sun Girl 16/06/2016 by ayguru: 4:44pm On Jun 17, 2016
@ OP, She looks like you


Are you the one?
Food / Re: See The #100 Tomatoes I Bought Today by ayguru: 4:36pm On Jun 17, 2016
Yea, tomatoe price don come down wella
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Flaunts Bare Tummy As The Official Tummy For Flat-tummy Tea by ayguru: 4:33pm On Jun 17, 2016
rose54321:


It's often better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

For your information I know many ladies that detest marriage, they have received proposals from fresh guys, guys I would ordinarily accept, but they continually refuse because they are more focused on their career.

The idea of taking care of a man or raising kids is quite alien to them. One even relocated from Nigeria, due to contact parents pressure.

My point is that your beliefs and ideals are exclusive to you and people like you. . Just because you feel it's important doesn't mean all humans hold the same opinion.

You should learn to understand that as humans we are different with our own idiosyncrasies, we all have different likes and aspirations.

So ignorantly concluding that there is only one dream of all "mentally stable and socially responsible woman", displays your naivety.

Please be enlightened..
Abegi, just like d guy said. Marriage is meant for mentally and matured mind.
U keep saying career, career, do they have better careers than Beyonce, Michelle Obama, Mrs Folorunsho Alakija, Omotola and so on? Stop taking sides to what isn't normal.
Even the bible and Qur'an preaches about we getting married and procreating, in fact that is a superior achievement on it's own and it gets special blessings from God himself.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Looks Totally Beautiful In New Photos by ayguru: 4:01pm On Jun 17, 2016
davibid:



Always wish others well so that your own breakthrough will come! gbam !!!!!!!
I never wished her bad.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Looks Totally Beautiful In New Photos by ayguru: 3:42pm On Jun 17, 2016
She try, how long she will remain in the News' headline is only a matter of time.
Romance / Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by ayguru: 7:38am On Jun 17, 2016
domopps:
Am telling you the Jovia girl did very well! Not all girls would fall material thing!


I was DAYO would have moved on instead of that show of shame!


Thumps up to Jovia again!

Cheeeeers
Did you get to read the part where she wants the guy to come to Mega plaza and buy her sharwama like a ritual rite he always do? And you are here saying she doesn't fall for material things..

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Romance / Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by ayguru: 7:35am On Jun 17, 2016
rexericx:
Money could influence but can't be the determinant of some ladies love
This is obvious we still have some good Ladies out there who won't do anything for money

Snap -chats of a lady conversation with a toaster on Facebook cropped here!

I don't know if I should place this on Joke section or romance

People should be proud and celebrate such ladies
Pls, can you tell me how this girl seems to be the "Good girl" you are portraying all over this Forum? Before you type, Read the chat all over again and comprehend, do not take out the fact that she posted their chats on FB.. If it were to be a guy that did that, we will say he's totally immature

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Romance / Re: 10 Statements Broke Guys Use To Justify Their Inability To Find Girlfriends by ayguru: 7:09pm On Jun 07, 2016
You failed to realise that some guys have got pride, which is by default in a man's inbuilt.
Why chase a woman when you know deep down you can't afford to do some little things as a man since you know you aren't capable at the moment?
I would rather stay put in my house alone than roam the streets looking for one girl to toast. Most of the so called rich dudes that even got a GF or married were introduced to them by their friends. Most of the rich dudes don't also have that luxury of time to start chasing women all over.
I won't start what I can't finish and be termed a loser.. I rather make some cool cash before venturing into the relationship world.....And by then also, I am not looking to date a Gold Digger but a made woman also

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Nigerian Govt Orders Immediate Withdrawal Of Troops From ND by ayguru: 6:40pm On Jun 07, 2016
Good news.. Osibanjo ride on

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Health / Re: Resident Doctors To Begin Nationwide Strike On June 9 by ayguru: 6:34pm On Jun 07, 2016
Xbabangida:
Sometimes, I wonder what these so called doctors think they are. Very Illiterate and useless set of people.
Are you high?

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Romance / Re: Man Marries Woman He Trolled On Twitter In 2014 (photos) by ayguru: 5:14pm On Jun 07, 2016
safarigirl:
for where? It's the oloshos getting married and good girls get to visit bellanaija and seethe oloshos getting married.

Stop deceiving girls abeg. Na so pesin go do good girl remain inside her papa house, meanwhile guys are marrying whoever is willing to sleep with them. You don't get a husband if you don't sex a boyfriend these days
I was agreeing with your initial post before, though you stereotyped that most online guys are criminally minded bla bla bla.... Now you are also saying the oloshos are the ones getting married....don't you think you are a bit confused?
Crime / Re: Am Okoh Godwin Am Not A Bokoharam Member by ayguru: 4:54pm On Jun 07, 2016
I just finished watching a season of 24 and guess what Okoh Godwin! I am feeling like a Jack Bauer right now.
Your stories just don't make sense at all... You are lucky you aren't in the US already

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Education / Re: How Catholic Seminarians Write Examination (picture) by ayguru: 11:46am On Jun 07, 2016
But why will a future priest think of cheating in the first place, what message will he pass unto his parishioners later in life? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Bidemi Kosoko's Tribute To Henrietta Kosoko by ayguru: 11:33am On Jun 07, 2016
IamMissMarvel:
I know they are grieving and all but her English is a mess.

RIP to Henrietta, God rest her soul.
grin
Religion / Re: Prophet Penuel Drives Over His Church Members With His Car by ayguru: 10:16am On Jun 05, 2016
rahymat:
The car cant harm them since its on low speed
really?
Why don't you also lie down to buttress your point since it won't break any of your bones
Politics / Re: Ambode At The Labana Rice Mill In Kebbi State by ayguru: 8:20am On Jun 05, 2016
Skoopy:
Na this 29 bags of rice mill capacity dem want take feed NIGERIANS.

Abeg make dem leave us joor.
Guy!!!! You correct o, na 29bags dey there, u come dey make me serious dey count bags of rice for NL inside church angry

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri With Air Hostesses At Sofitel Heathrow by ayguru: 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2016
Are they all sisters?.

Spot the difference between the hostesses and win a trip to London for a month

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