Where are the yeye Avengers? They were bragging and boasting that they know creeks better than our Military, forgetting we are in 21st century. You will be roasted using Alpha Jet in the creeks, all we will see is your barbecued carcass either on Nairaland or News paper.

Mr. Osinbanjo & your Economic team, I beg you, for God sake change the Economic textbook you guys are glued to, since it's not helping matters at all, I'm sure it most be an old edition.

They thought is still yeye GEJ government. Baba PMB roast them all, we don't need survivors

Magu or Mugu don't use does laptops for official purpose. Better dish it free to all those road side boys that download and transfer music to pple's phone. Me i don warn you wooo!

Na dis kin Mata i dey look 4. She's pretty & her ideology mak sence, expclly nw wit Bubu on top turning our EKonomi & d whole naija 2 military gutter guard. Hop she stil dey in d ocean of singularity . Make i quick quick get her number

We will never progress until we start seeing ourselves as one irrespective of our religious or ethnic inclination. We should put more emphasis on competency not our personal sentiments. #ISUPPORTCOMPETENCY #IBELIEVEINONENIGERIA [b][/b]

Ayyah! Wasted sperm.

NwaNimo1:
Who cares?

Stop fooling yourself, what ever decision they made will surely affect you in one way or the other. So keep the hate aside dude.

Ayyah!!! Madam most cook fish today.

Jirate:


Slim, Mean and Vindictive. Worst President ever to rule Nigeria.

Hmmmmmm!!!! What the hell is smelling? Ohhhh!! there you are Stinky IPOB. Your black belle, jealousy and envy will soon cause you heart attack. Baba's 1year is 100 times more than the empty headed, drunkered baboon at Otuoke. Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari Sai!!! Baba,Sai!!!!!! Buhari. Go hang yourself

amaechi1:


Please, my brother if you were ask to tackle as a matter priority, which will deal first?

Bad economy;
Corruption;
Security.

There has to be a safe and secured atmosphere for you to even think of the word corruption or economy. After security then corruption or else your goody goodies will be dasugated and kept abroad.

iflywithbuhari:
Jokers. The NSA should go and uncover the fraud by Aisha, Burutai and Dambauza

OMG!!! See hatred. I just pity your husband

tosin400:
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Describe this lady in one word!


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/12/young-lady-shows-up-at-a-beauty-shop-almost-naked-graphic-photo/

Madness

FowlYansh:
And normal human beans still support the dunllard

A very wicked animal. I swear to God if not for Baba Boko haram would have reach your side. You better keep aside your hatred looser. Yeah! is that what i taught you? You most revisit my spelling class, Correction: human being not human beans,dullard not dunllard", take note next time

sonofpius:
Good day my good people of Nairaland. Am here to share my story. I've been a visitor in this site for long, and seen how people got help from different situations (even seemingly impossible situations). So I believe I could also get some help over here, which made me to create this acct.

Yea...you read the headline correctly, am looking for my father. My name is Pius Godgift. Am from Bayelsa State and lost contact with my father since the year 2000.

I was born as the only child of my mother (late Mrs Inta) and I grew up with my grand mum and aunts..my mum wasnt married to my father. I was told that my father worked as a custom officer in Port Harcourt and he comes to see me once in a while. My mum on her part didn't tell me anything about my dad (though I was still very young). he bought me some cloths during the Xmas period in 2000 which was also the last time I saw him or heard from him.
Everything changed in 2002 when I lost my mum, I was moved from port Harcourt to Bayelsa to stay with one of my senior aunt who doesn't know anything about my dad...so I basically didn't get anymore information about him while growing up. Whenever I ask of my dad, I'll be told that he is in Port Harcourt. I was given the impression that my dad will come looking for me whn it's time...

After my secondary school in 2011, I went back to port Harcourt thinking my dad will come looking for me, I waited till 2013 and nothing was happening so I started asking questions.... the only people that had a lil info abt my dad were my grand mum and one of my Aunt who unfortunately had no formal education of any kind, so it was even more difficult

From the info I got... my father's name was Pius buh they weren't sure about his surname which killed everything... according to ma aunt "his name is Pius Uguni" my grand mum was sure about Pius but wasn't sure about the surname (Uguni) he was said to have come from bumadi. Again they weren't sure if it was the bumadi in Delta state...or the one in Bayelsa... according to them, he was a custom officer (I confirmed that though, cos he once came to see me with his uniform) and worked in federal Secretariat port Harcourt which is located in Aba road port Harcourt.
After getting this sketchy info, I was adviced by my aunt's husband to go to the custom office in Aba road...he gave me a custom officer's phone number, who would help me get to the Secretary's office. When I got to the Secretary's office, she asked me the name, and I gave her the lil info I got..she said she resumed work 2004 in the office and said almost all the staffs before her where transferred to NPA in aboor Rd. pH.. She gave me the d number of the Secretary' in aboor Rd unit to make more inquiries...when I got to NPA, the Secretary' asked me the necessary questions, which I answered with the lil info I got. She called another of her colleague who was there before she came. But all of them said they came after 2005 and met no one with such details I gave to them, that he may have been transferred before they arrived the NPA...they also said they couldn't open any documents to check cos every document were parked to the warehouse.

I left the office as frustrated child who was betrayed by his father, I still don't wanna believe I am an orphan yet....I still believe Mr Pius is alive somewhere...I didn't have the time to stay with my mum even when she was alive, I preferred staying with any of ma.aunts or my granny because I was treated like an egg... everyone loved me and took me as there own child..buh growing up, I realized I needed someone I could talk to directly as ma mum or dad..I missed all of that.

Please my good Nairalanders... if you have any info concerning the lil info I've given, or you have someone who you think may have any info about a custom officer Mr.Pius..please help me, tell him his 23 years old son is being looking for him
You can reach me through this number 0708 974 5141

Pardon me for my grammars and faulty punctuations... am not good at narrations


Thanks

My brother, i suggest you should try googling your father's first name. I tried googling the syntax ( Pius Nigeria Customs Service) for you and i saw several Facebook and Linkedin accounts of Nigeria customs officers having your father's first name. Don't be surprise if you find him among the pops up in the search window. You can as well get in contact with few of them to see if they can in anyway be of help. I saw Nigeria customs Service official website and Facebook account, it's also a good avenue to explore, you may likely meet some sympathizers that can assist you. I gave you this idea because it seems your case isn't a dis-owned issue, as such i have the feelings he will welcome you to his domain, if he's still alive. You should search with different words combination, I am pretty much sure you will find info. regarding him. Nigeria Customs Service is a small community compared to other Uniform service men, in one way or the other someone most have worked with him.

NEHLIVE:
Love, oh Love! Just when the Internet is just recuperating from the fever of the big Ghana lady who just got married to her Prince-charming. This lady named Tynedria Meneweather shared these lovely photos with her man on FB. You can be sure this will give the Internet a serious relapse

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/photos-check-out-another-plus-size.html

RIP bro.

NOETHNICITY:
Face the facts! The guy is an ibo guy and he alws spills hate for other tribes especially the North! I am a Southernan who pick on ethnic bigots who ve little or no tolerance for other tribes!

Bros. I support people like you. I'm from the Niger delta region (Yes! SS Nigeria), I hate people that advocates hatred among Nigerian tribes. I love my Northern Brothers, My Yoruba Friends and the few unbiased Igbo guys. Time has come to Unite our selves and move Nigeria forward. United we stand, Divided we Fall. God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

CioAngels:
You made me laugh so loud, but sorry my dear that your grandmother is very stingy. You wiil have to have shock absorver to reduce your shocking effect becos donald trump will not get to the white house. Mrs clinton is the Man for the white house. At lest i will support sane democrats, not Nigerians politicians, the election riggers/crook.

Ok i have changed my mind, because my mommy says i shouldn't be arguing with beautiful ladies. By the way, since when did Mrs Clinton turn to a man?

contactmorak:
What a servant leader! This evening, President Buhari welcomed the physically-challenged people and Internally Displaced Persons to the final breaking of the Ramadan fast this year, at the State House, Abuja. The President also personally served them. See more photos below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/pres-buhari-hosts-physically-challenged.html

Wow! WOw!!!! This is amazing!!!! It has never been done in the history of Nigerian politics, where an incumbent president serves food to the masses with his own hand. Keep playing your cards nicely Mr. President, majority are with you.
God bless PMB,
God bless Nigeria.
Haters please go cuddle a 132KV transformer or fall from a 3 storey building.

I want Trump to become US president so that my stingy grandmother will be deported .

shyling:
Buhari was ignored by the senators. He's afraid of Saraki's ordinary shadow.

Saraki knows something they don't want us to know.

Yes! He knows how to steal people's money and they are protecting shallow minded people like you from learning the theft skills.

Oga! FFK D burantashi dey on top cupboard. Madam has been complaining, say she missed your small head too much. Abeg don't show mercy tonight, knack ham well well.

mrvitalis:
A guy in pink = gay

I concur with you my Guy. It's ladies colour or the Ass invaders.

mariodon:
The Niger Delta Avengers, took to its Twitter account to announce that they have blown up NNPC Crude Oil Trunk Line to Warri refinery. The authenticity of the news has not been confirmed as at time of posting this, but see the original tweet below

https://mariotalkgists..com.ng/2016/07/breaking-niger-delta-avenger-claims-to.html

Government is just wasting it previous time at the same time deceiving itself with peace agreement with the foolish Militants. What they understand most is Fire for Fire. PMB and Kachikwu Keep wasting your time and appearing as fools to Nigerians

Estherfaith:
I usually don't do this, but right now I am so angry I want to resign.

I started working here almost 2 years ago, and sincerely at a point, I wanted to resign because my boss was very difficult, I never did anything right in his sight.

Fast forward a year later,

due to the nature of my job, I spend most of my office hours with him, and now my very stupid boss is sexually harassing me, it started with just holding my hands but right now it has gotten to him trying to move his hands close to my private part! I am not exaggerating here!.. I have been acting really matured and trying to act professional but this afternoon was the height of it, he told me 'why are you acting like a virgin sef', I almost slapped him

Please I need advice on this, how do I handle work place harassment please, without it leading to court and all that. I have gotten angry, I have told him I am not comfortable with it, but he still continues, trying to push his luck the next time..

Anybody that have experienced such situation should let me know how they overcame it without destroying the business relationship you've worked so hard for.

Pardon my creation of a new Moniker, I have advertised a position here and I will not want the name of the company searched and displayed.

The mistake most women made is by dressing inappropriately in their working place. You will set yourself up, then come back and be complaining of sexual harassment. While right from the time go! you caused temptation by dressing indecently or behaving unprofessionally in the eyes of your co-workers. Your boss even said it out and i Quote "why are you acting like a virgin sef'. Have you asked yourself how he jumps to conclusion that you are not a virgin woman? I'm sure he judge's you by your personality. May be you are endowed with Boobs, Bum-bum, beautiful face, sexy legs etc. See to be frank i personally sometimes get attracted by ladies voice, yes! just voice. So i am very sure you were the one that mistakenly nurtured him and set his stupid, dirty small head to ACTIVATION mode. I'm not saying it's your fault 100%, he too may be a diligent fornicator who targets anything hidden under the skirts. But I am telling you, there are some no go areas where our small heads wont dare near, not to even talk of trespassing. To cut it short, my advice to you is, if truly you don't want the re-occurrence of such action again, then be a God fairing person and to be that means you pray,dress and conduct yourself decently the way our Lord Jesus preached. I can bet with you, no any bastard will approach you with such intentions. Stay safe young lady

Newshelmboss:
1. Umaru Fintiri - A Federal High Court in Abuja ordered the remand of a former Acting Governor of Adamawa State, Umaru Fintiri, in Kuje prison, Abuja, over five counts of money laundering charges involving about N1.9bn preferred against him by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.

2. Sambo Dasuki: The former National Security Adviser is on a 19-count charge bordering on money laundering and criminal breach of trust to the tune of N13bn. Mr. Dasuki allegedly distributed billions of naira meant for arms purchase for the fight against the insurgent Boko Haram group, to politicians, his cronies and family members.

3. Olisah Metuh: Metuh is the spokesman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Metuh is charged with breach of public trust, corrupt acquisition of public funds and money laundering. EFCC accused Metuh of receiving the N400m from “an unlawful activity” of the immediate past National Security Adviser (NSA), Mohammed Sambo Dasuki.

4. Olusola Amosu: Air Marshal Amosu (rtd) is the immediate past Chief of Air Staff. He is embroiled in the ongoing probe of the $2.1 billion arms procurement fund. Amosu is accused of engaging in acts that were not only “misleading and unpatriotic” but of shortchanging the country in procurement deals for attack helicopters and other equipment for the Nigerian Air Force.

5. Femi Fani Kayode: A Federal High Court ordered the remand of a former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode over an alleged fraud of N4.6bn. Fani-Kayode, who was the spokesperson for former President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign organisation in the 2015 general election, was accused of conspiring with the others to directly and indirectly retain various sums which the EFCC claimed they ought to have reasonably known were proceeds of them.


6. Alex Badeh: A Federal High Court judge in Abuja sent former Nigerian Chief of Defense Staff, Air Marshal Alex Badeh (rtd) to Kuje prison. Mr. Badeh was arraigned in court for corruptly enriching himself with Nigerian Airforce defense funds to the tune of N4 billion. Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) claimed they found over 1 million dollars in hidden safes during a search at the home of the former air force general.

7. Abba Moro: Abba Moro is the former Minister of Interior. Moro is currently facing trial over their alleged complicity in a N676 million job recruitment scam. He is answering to an 11-count charge preferred against them by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.

8. Uche Secondus: The Deputy National Chairman of the PDP allegedly received 25 exotic cars worth over N300million which the embattled promoter of Atlantic Energy Concepts Limited, Jide Omokore, allegedly bought for top officials of the Peoples Democratic Party. Prince Secondus received the cars for onward distribution to other beneficiaries. Secondus was arrested in his Abuja home.

9. Raymond Dokpesi: The AIT Boss, alongside his company, DAAR Investment and Holdings was araigned to the six-count charge bordering on alleged procurement fraud and breach of public trust preferred against him by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.



10. Lawal Isa Jafaru: The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission recently arrested Jafaru, who is a former military governor of Kaduna State and chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress. Jafaru is President Mohammadu Buhari's political associate. The retired soldier is believed to have been arrested for receiving over 100 million frrom National Security Adviser (NSA), Sambo Dasuki.

11. Olusola Oguntoyinbo: – Air Vice Marshal Olutayo Oguntoyinbo was remanded in Kuje prison following his arraignment before a High Court of the Federal Capital Territory. Oguntoyinbo, who is a former chief of training and operations of the air force, was accused of receiving the bribe from a contractor with the NAF, Société D’ Equipments Internationaux Nigeria Limited, using a company, Spaceweb Integrated Services Limited.



http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/11-prominent-politicians-that-have-been.html

Point of correction, the tittle supposed to be prominent THIEVES or TREASURY LOOTERS.

Kaponanty:
My opinion is to call the guy on his cell phone as a man to man and warn him to desist from the adultery or face the severe consequences.
What should I do pls?

You are not a true and honest brother. I can't hide such devilish act from the one i love and care for. Do you think your brother keep you in his house just like that? He entrust you. You are his eyes when he's not at home. So young man, My advice to you as someone said earlier, since you suspect she'll first pass the night with her adulterer, tell your brother to call her parents number pretending he wants to talk to his wife. Period. I pray she wont one day poisoned both you and your brother because of the mther Fvkin adulterer. Open your eyes and do your job. That's why we are called family..

HateU2:
Chai!
Eleyi gidi gan ooo
Biko don't tell anybody ooo. Just keep it to yourself.
The guy below me get sense no be small

So you support fornication abi? Op! don't mind them jo. Go tell your father let him quickly verify. I'm sure she is going to pass the night there with him. At least you have assisted in fighting devilish people whose actions angers God and befalls havoc on all of us inform of natural disasters. If you did not report her to your dad, you too will receive your portion of sin because you are a sympathizer. Imagine yourself in your uncle's shoe. Please save the man from that animal

SeverusSnape:
Kudos to Aisha Halliburton Buhari. This is commendable because the cases of stolen food is becoming too rampart these days, thanks to the hunger and poverty in the land caused by her husband.

This is stomach infrastructure, And zombies will say Fayose's stomach infrastructure in Ekiti is wrong. What do they have to say now?

Ayyah! What a loser? Wont you give up the fight.

uwagimboo:
Doctors In The House, Kindly Save Me From This Rare Disease(mucha Habermann) PIX


It all started this year April like heat rash on my hands, on its second week it has gotten to my back, third week, it was looking like Chicken pox so I visited the hospital and the doctored said it was chicken pox and I told him I had suffered from chicken pox back in 2007.

I was administered some drugs but i noticed it kept spreading, the doctor had to refer me to a skin specialist, who taught it was chicken pox too but on my second visit, he consulted his Books on skin disease and alas, I've got Mucha Habermann disease also known as pityriasis lichenoides et varioliformis acuta or PLEVA.

Please doctors, I have used several oral ointment nd some drugs yet I ve not found relief..

It's said to be a rare Immune disease but I don't want to believe it has no cure.

Kindly assist me because I can't cope having these all over my body.

I have a friend that had similar disease like yours before, i knew he got cured using our local herbal medicines e.g Black seeds, Garlic oil, Honey etc. Currently he is studying in Malaysia, So please give me sometime to establish communication with him first, before i link the two of you.