pls I want to apply...….where is the link in your signature and where can I find your signature?

all of u campaigning against 6 packs is because u dont have one or may be u are too lazy to work ur self out.........u dont need to look like voltron........look smart,have nice body......." a body is more fascinating wen its half hidden and wen u have d six packs"..........y are d ladies tryn to look like kim kardesian?.......y can dey just be fat and shapeless to see if boys go call dem? ....two words "dont hate d player.....hate d game" player haters

when will ladies start chyking guys........let dem try to do one abeg.
even if na to razle den guys to love ;

all not on point!.....u only fall in love ones in ur life;we get married most of the times ,not because we love each other ,buh cos we are compatible.
You tend not to identify the one that truly loves u because u dont know wat u want........too MANY OPTIONS no ANSWER

guy marry who so ever ur heart longs for....can u tell how old is mary Jblij or mariah carih.....gut ur woman pimped out and make her look like a sweet 16.....trust me insecurity go de worry u about her

u again@MMM........is ur husband an ATM machine or some one u should help secure the future?

M M M: Re u dat poor
No offence

i am yet to see a man who's wife's price list is N100,000 and the wife says to him "honey dont worry just give me N50,000,and i will make up the rest of it" and the man will slap her.

@MMM....socking blood

M M M: He should just have money only & also have d mind & heart 2 send d money on me alwayz

Guy No. 1. u met her in d village....2. i heard she made a confession.
both of u na muu muu.... what do u understand by OGBANJE... when a child is in d village and he or she possesses one abnormal character,they term it "na OGBANJE"
u said we should help u get her out of there .
LIST OF WAT WE WOULD NEED
1. An AK47
2. A dynamite
3.Holy water
3. HOLY BIBLE
4. wooden stake
5. salt
6. silver bullets

hello!....my phone has a problem. it doesnt have your number in it.

Notin is good or bad......but thinking makes it so.
There is noting about holding a ladys waist!one advise....guys hold waist if u like to,abi na ur own waist u wan hold?
The only one that makes it disrespectful is wen u try to touch her ass.

House seee oh.........i met dis girl around my area in her moms shop,and i talked to her,we exchanged numbers,then i told her i will call her the next day. The next day came, i didnt call.......so after dat day i call her from work and ask her to buy her a bottle of drink after work. Later dat evening we hooked up somewhere,were she told me about her self and i did too but a little of my self,so as not to show off.
The next after work i brought her to my house.......guys to be honest we did not do any tin, and i did not attempt any either,then she told me dat she want to make her hair which i gave her N2500 to add with wat she had.
The next day i call dis girl to come and lets see,she told me " i cant come to your house,u look like other guys,infact lets meet at a fast food joint"..........
U see my annoyance, when she was collecting my money she didnt know i was them oda guys... I think una de see o! Hellp me george befor i call george straight from the jungle o!

Its not all about "maga don pay" tins.......to our selves be true,guys are always funny. U can buy that GCE form for the so called sister now and the next tin u are talking sh*t. So untill u give her a reason to trust u, one word....she wont let u buy her with a form......... Too cheap buddy.

Any man that beats up his wife or girl friend is irresponsible.......why turn ur wives into a punching bag dudes...ive neva beaten any before sha and i dont intend doing it, i wld rather walk out, take a few bottle of drinks hang out and talk her out.....by the way why wld i marry or friend a girl without any good attitude. wives could be knives sha

One word,if u dont have,buy it ;if u cant buy it,steal it and if u cant steal it .........beat it out of some one.
the guy is really up to something,pls i advise u to walk out of that relationship ok....once bitten;twice shy...make something no happen to u b4 u go sabi something....something and something na 2 things o....a word is enough for the wise not for those that has big heads and ears.

the only reason for some men,why they work so hard is because some women cld be irritating,once a man gives them the chance to work aswell they miss use the opportunity in the sense that they have money.
while for some men;if they go to work and their wives goes aswell,who will take care of their children coupled with what the nannies these days are been demonically possessed .

U are a girl using a bb bold5 and ur father drives an okada.........GODISWATCHING UUU..
U are the chairman of the okada union and u drive a range rover HSE... hhhmmmmmmmm God de see u oo.

one word....love na yahoo,love na scam.....LOVE na 419 eeehhhhh

pls calculate the age of the grand dad - the age of ur boy friend = 36.....age of boy friends fada x. find x if age of boyfrnd is 22 and grand dad 58......
solution
58-22=36
ie grand pa was 36years when ur so calld bf was born
therefore boy frnds fada was 20 wen he begot ur boyfrnd
that is to say boy frnds grand pa was 16 wen he begot boy frnds father.
and now ur boy friend is 22 and u are 16.... fellas pls is dis not a spell?
one advise u need deliverance and counseling on how to say NO to grand pas.

One advise ....tell ur boy friend dat his grandfather is IRresponsible For the pregnancy and dat u were thrill and that his grandfather was or is a good kisser......OR U could go Bleep his father so u can be part of the family...

NNAH guy u b mumu.......3 years and not shagging? she be virgin? abi u no get feelings? well dis is juts d only one uve told us ooo,wat about d taking out where u must have bought she and her frnds shark"fish" and taix(a drope),air time,BIS subscription,shopping,........and i no sure se u see her pant wen she been bend down to pick up some tin oooooo........ one advise ....DONT GROW UP,ITS A TRAP

How does getting a naija babe hard? are u not a guy ? dont u have scope or yans? dont u no how to engage a girl wit gist for 2hours?....guy bone......abi na gay introduction?.......comon be a man and drop lyrics

ANY NIAJA BABE WEY DE TRY SETTLE DOWN WITH A DOCTOR WILL DEFINITELY SUFFER FROM INSECURITY............COS DIS GUYS DEY SEE DIFFERENT FINE,UGLY,COKE BOTTLED,BEER BOTTLED,AND JAM BOTTLED SHAPED PATIENCE EVERY DAY..... NAIJA BABES CAN U LIVE WITH DAT? IF YES,DEN CARRY GO

i have a friend that once told me he had done dat wit his cousin b4