opibycar:

70% of ur dept lecturers are muslims. No lectures 4u until ileya festival is gone

Victoriousvic: My phone vibrates when I recieve a call... I kinda hate ringtones!

realtem: attention guys, i'm staying here in unilorin(quarters) with some stalites and when i mentioned about registration of courses, he told me to be patient that i should let others register their own courses and then confirm from the level adviser because if i register the wrong courses, it is automatic carry over for me in those courses. So lets take it easy guys

victorazy:

Not only one girl dude "read"

nekaa: phone swap came out this year so think again...

Bonapart: My girl friend is striving higher. I know she will to dat list 1 day

chaito93:
Dats a lie.....check the school site.....admission will be close before resumption.......which is sept 28 for freshers and oct 5th for the returning students

chaito93:
Dats a lie.....check the school site.....admission will be close before resumption.......which is sept 28 for freshers and oct 5th for the returning students

4reigningqueen: hmmm

so, when you do all these and graduate with a first class what happens next?

Getting a first class seem like trying to compete but discovering who you really are, which is the primary reason for education, is far more important.

Stop the competition, find out who you are and add value!!!

Slyr0x: How To Make A First Class Or Distinction In School

1.) For the serious guys/girls - Cram as hard as you can and pour everything on exam day. This technique is popularly known as La Cram La Pour

2.) For the Unserious guys - Settle your way through. .15k per course

3.) For the Unserious babes - Bleep your way through. .


Sadly, this is what our Universities have turned to

uxomykaz:

aiite den.....bt wat of d uniform tin?? hope am nt askin 2 many questns tho...jst curious dats all

uxomykaz:

which 1 is all dis uniform sef *eyes rolling* shey nah secondary skul ni moreover i heard dat if u r nt in d skul premises,dat u must still put on ur student ID card round ur neck~lyk a dog's chain(no offence ooo) bt how true is dis??

crowther15: Enuf is Enuf for what have bin seein with my eyes 2day. Am a native of kwara state buh one thing about our culture is that we tend 2 give out something base on religious belief and where u come from. Cant believe what am hearing that Emir too has his own candidate, chai may God help unilorin with their prefential treatment among indegene. That scene can neva happen in UI just dnt knw what 2 say.

rkarang:
KNOW?? Oh, what a disgrace to Nigeria's Education System! A whole 400lv student cannot construct a SIMPLE and CORRECT sentence in ENGLISH. Despite the fact that ENGLISH is our language of instruction right from our primary school.

To be candid, it's high time we stopped deceiving ourselves.

lacicrips: Would you rather have them vandalizing pipes and kidnapping foreigners?

This is good, people.

mysticgal: i don't remember wearing slippers wrongly.