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Akuruoulo:
If rapture is to happen tomorrow , most of us won't still live up to tomorrow to witness it.
Accept God now and forget about rapture

Stupid boy

nairabacks:
Stupid how ?

Hollywood foretold about Armageddon between humans and machines in 1984.
Terminator wasn't just a fairytale it's a prophecy by the same people who own the movie studios. The oligarchs

Stupid girl

If u carry iPhone 11,wear nice t-shirt,jeans with dope slipes,you go too deny Toto tire or else Toto go kill u

My most memorable one was in ss2 sha,on my birthday,this girl that was forming my bestie but secretly liked me gave me shoes,wrist watch and perfume as birthday gift..she then told me to meet her during night prep in jss3 block(jss3 dey finish night prep before us do that side dey always dey dark and abandoned)
Nkechi was like the 3rd finest girl in my class,yellow pawpaw like this with tiny waist,big yansh and moderate breast...all the ss3 seniors were dying for her so wetin bring her come my mumu side,I no understand
She was also our head girl

Naso I go meet her during night prep,she told me she liked me and gave me the bag containing the gifts..I was so happy this mad babe like me but as I dey hear format from my ss3 seniors,I just tell her "me sef dey eye you but I no want all those ss3 boys wahala o"
She laughed and immediately kissed me,omo,I kiss am back shap shap start to dey touch the assets,my mouth to her neck,then her breasts while my hand traced to her puna(I don learn small work from xvideos),this girl dey moan loudly with that her angelic voice,I quickly warn her to keep quiet because if Dem catch us expel me,na hell fire o,as I dey suck that perky breast,my hand dey work her pussy,I even give am head before she give me Mouth Gig..the way she suck me ehn,I knew she was already experienced because it was so perfect(according to the way I watch it on xvideos)as I no wan cum fast,I quickly stop her shaply turn her wan dey lash her on top 1 desk...

Na then I remember say condom no dey,my head reset o,I would be crucified if I give person person belle,my papa fit disown me oo
As I dey battle if the sex is worth am,she was moaning "ay nau,ay nau",I Sha ask the girl if she bring condom,be like say the ecstacy don enter her,she just talk"I no bring o,put it na,u go pull out on time"
I was so tempted,aswr but I was too scared of belle as a 16year old so I wore my boxers,pulled up my trousers and ran out


Funny enough,our relationship did not last and I finally lashed the babe in ss3 2nd term(with condom o) in her ss3 class
The next day,I walked into her class to see one of my guys and I saw her gisting with her boyfriend on the same desk I lashed her.The feeling of victory that surged through me,I cannot explain.
Should I tell that story?

Righteousness2:
Coming from the same man who Spoke on the Dangers of AI just last week.

The World is Conciously and Unconciously rebelling against GOD and Preparing for the Beast System.

Check out the roll call of things being Rolled out.
Immunity Passports, digital identity with vaccinators, Nano technology, Quantum dot microneedle Vaccine with data storage, Digital certificates, Artificial intelligence ( AI), Contact tracing, Gene editing, Etc

Many of These things are the visions and revelations given to Daniel which are to come into fusion in the times leading to the Coming of JESUS Christ and the End of the World.

If what is unfolding right before us does not send chills into your system, then nothing will.

The Bottom line is this; JESUS Christ will Snatch His People out of here at Just any Moment. It is in your own interest to Be Prepared and Live Prepared. This World that we are will be Hellish and Unbearable.
Come to JESUS this Moment.

Stupid boy

focus7:
You have 67 likes, clap for yourself.

What is your point
Did I say anything wrong?

joyairemiya:
l pity the poor girl. she is suffering in silence

Person wey look like say she dey chop premium life

So u mean this Yusuf has no job and is only enjoying our oyel money

Bekind123:
And most of those houses in ikoyi are owned by Igbos, so what are you saying?

Sheybi na u buy am for them abi

Ngorbungor:
Now I know you are an Otundo to the core,

1. When they say Imo State has the largest pull of JAME more than the entire northern state, it simple means Imo state indigenes in all states of the federation. So my question is how many Yoruba is schooling the the South East, even the south South? But I can tell you that Igbo's are competing favorably well with Yoruba's in their home states, infact we are beating you in your home states like Lagos. Example is the Unity Schools cut off Marks.

2. Please name the supermarket the Yoruba's are using to dominate

3. You said you dominate technical sector? Please go and set down inside a big bush, where is the Likes of zinox, he even acquired Konga of recent.

4. So it's only the Yoruba's that reside or own a house in Lekki, or V.i, or Ikoyi, infact you are a compound f.o.o.l.

5. you even mention hotel's, please list the hotels the Yoruba's are running, like the Bolingo hotels, Bolton white hotel's Abuja, Agura hotel Abuja, Concord Owerri, hotel presidential Enugu, Cristal palace hotel, even the same Cubana you mentioned. In Abuja and Lagos you can never best us in hotels and supermarkets

6. Please leave Nnewi and other South East out this because they are far ahead of you guys in terms of Manson, go to any village in South East you will see Maitama, Asokoro, Ikoyi, Lekki kind of house, so is not a big deal to us

6. Mike Adenuga the broke guy, I get am before no bi property ooooooo.

7. You see your life? Why has Ogunlesi not built an airport in Oshogbo or Abeokuta or even get an airline that will connect Ibadan, Oshogbo, Akure, Abeokuta, Ado-Ekiti ? But an Igbo man is doing it for you. boosting that has 10 airport in United Kingdom, please respect yourself.... building airport on papar is what we know you for

1.All the imo indigenes u are making mouth of will still run to SW to complete their university
SW has UNILAG,Babcock,UI,Landmark,too institutions of learning yet u are busy making noise
What concerns us if Imo has the highest number of jamb writers?
U didn't even says the number of those that passed sef

2.it seems u don't have sense
ShopRite stakes was recently bought in Nigeria by a Yoruba man
Justrite is owned by a Yoruba man
Spar Nigeria is owned by a Yoruba man
These are few of the top supermarkets dominated by yoruba men
It is not by opening one provision store in Alaba market and chest beating

3.lets not even go to the tech part
Paystack-yoruba
Kuda-yoruba
Flutterwave-yoruba
Nairaland-yoruba
Even betcompanies-yoruba
Anything online is mostly Yoruba so just shut up

4.The multi-millionaire yorubas in Ikeji,Lekki,Ikoyi and co is more than in any Igbo city

5.i don't know much about the hotel sector

6.if u go to Abeokuta and ibadan,u will also see Lekki kind of houses but since you don't know anything,let me educate you,the cost of building a house in Ikoyi is far higher than building that same house in SE
Do u know how much land is?
Do u know how much they pay as estate fees?
Oga,u don't know anything
With 70million,u will build a a mansion in Igbo land
But if u try that here,na only small duplex go show
Educate yourself

7.you must be deluded,Adenuga is far richer than majority of Igbo men combined,infact,he can pay for the business transactions in some Igbo states for a year with change
His companies are on that NSE to prove his billionaire status,not just chestbeating
You excuse is always Igbo men don't want to show their true wealth which we all know is a big lie because of their chestbeating

8.my point is that Ogunlesi is far richer than any Igbo man and yet,we don't chestbeat
Ordinary few hotels and 300cows,una don come with Forbes list claims
Do u know how much an airport in UK cost?

Oga,go sleep

Ngorbungor:
Are you sure you read where he quoted Audu ogbe in terms of education, we pass you guys no bi small, that's why you guys are throwing up sentiment, just recently an Igbo mam is trying to revive Ibadan airport.

In all indices there is no sector the Yoruba's can say they are doing better than us except skull mining.

Education: we have taken the lead
Commerce: we are your God
Aviation: we are leading
Banking: we are unshakable
Local industry: we are the king
SME: we are leading in Africa.
Retail industry: we are standing taller

I will still say this, if the Yoruba's can replicate Computer Village, Ladipo, Trade Fair, Ala-aba, Del-Del timber market in Abuja and others in Ibadan, Oshogbo, Abeokuta, Ado-Ekiti, Akure, then I will start taking you guys serious

You must be gullible
All the top universities and secondary schools are all in the south west

What do u mean by commerce?
Most of the supermarkets,companies,filling stations,factories and others are all dominated by yorubas but because you people are dominating the markets in Alaba,we should not hear word

Let's not even go into tech,we all know yorubas dominate

The south west is the headquarters of entertainment
SW controls the stock exchange while u are here making noise

Upon all the chest beating in the development of their states,their unemployment rate is higher and their people are still leaving their paradise to come to the useless SW

The only thing u are good at is chestbeating
They will come here and rant "Nnewi us the headquarters of millionaires in Nigeria"oga,Nnewi does not have quarter the amount of multi-millionaires in Lekki,Ikeja and co.

That's how they came saying Obi Cubana is worth 500million dollars and some of their billionaires are worth 5.7billion dollars
Even Lionel Messi who owns like 4 luxury hotels,Floyd Mayweather who earns millions anyhow,many top American entrepreneurs and celebrities who buy houses worth almost a hundred million dollars in LA,Miami can't boast of a billion dollars talkless of some local champions who only owns local hotels and clubs
Even Ogunlesi who is a majority shareholder in more than 3 airports in the UK is worth more than the entire Nnewi yet u are here saying rubbish

Mike Adenuga is richer than many of them combined sef

The money used to build a tiny duplex in Ikoyi will build a castle in Nnewi

alabisulaiman31:
Like your Grandfather did abi? I no Sabi where some people they see news. Gibberish!
Oloyede is the first jamb register to remit billions into federation account. Even your pal Ojerinde no remit Kobo

Why are u so gullible?
He must have looted hundred of millions before remitting billions so that he would look good and rid himself of all form of bad talk

I see you are Yoruba no wonder you are supporting him,the same way u support the mannequin,Osinbajo

Mopolchi:
Team exclusive

Supporting any team Jackie b is because of that booty

No be the same Oloyede wey thief about 600 million

Corruption has been legalized in Nigeria as long as u are a Buhari boy and u are paying corruption tax

Food for awon bloggers bloggers

Food for afonjas to defend their sister,Lola who have been bashed

Food for redpillers to drag our dear Okoye for sacrificing his dear brother for a woman

Food for feminists to support their sister for having secured the bag

Food for our baby mama to the world gang and marriage na scam FC

Food for vanity crew to say everything isn't about money

Food for wicked Nigerians who derive joy in broken celebrity marriages

Food for our chidinmas and sidechicks in the house who will start preying our the new rich single handsome Okoye

No matter what,everybody is eating something
Which food are u eating?

TheZebra:
I seem to wonder why people think this man's wealth is il-gotten....He seems legit to me. If you know him personally please enlighten me about his life, I'm just curious

Not saying he is not legit or anything but this is Nigeria,everybody is a crook one way or the other.There is hardly no wealthy person wey no out hand for mud

Criminal wey dem never catch no be criminal

Better chick,na money buy am

Bontuxbrutus:
If someone you want to marry says this....
“If I’m too young for you I should go for someone older”
“ if I’m tired of her I should look for someone else”
“Called you a shameless man”
“And says See I will treat you the way you treat me
If you respect me I will respect you x100
Pet me i pet you too
Hurt me I will hurt you too
Insult me I will Insult
Any how you treat me that’s how I will also treat you”

This is a girl i gave capital to startup a business paid for her branding ,packaging and registration... got her iPhone 11 , laptop, spent 320k on her first birthday and 200k on her second birthday....as at two months ago I have already sent her money more than 50 times this year alone....and so many other things I have done I can’t mention.....
Two things are the red flag that once I see in a relationship I’m out... that is “insult “ and “infidelity “
The first she has done severally the second i think she is also doing....
and like this I’m done....Guess I made the right decision...

If somebody asks u for 10k now,u will swear on Buhari's life you don't have
Big mumu

I now believe the future is female
If ordinary you could spend that amount on a bitch,I wonder how much rich men spend on their babes.See as girls are cashing out and enjoying fvck without stress

In secondary school,my teacher told the guys never to compare ourselves with pretty girls and rich kids.I understood the rich kids part but I was too naive to understand the pretty girls part.

Now,I understand
Op's story and nollywood actresses taught me

Boys no dey even get textbook
About 2 weeks to exam,We go just thief one girl own,tear am anyhow so e go look like boy own as we no dey even copy notes sef
Funny enough,I was usually top 5 in my class

It was so bad that girls started writing their names with permanent markers on every 10 pages of their textbooks

chidiebere2020:
seconded

No go hustle

Doesn't matter
They are making billion of dollars from our dear Nigerian yahoo boys

If it was a Nigerian company now,Bubu,Lai and co will have been dragged mercilessly...

yommen:
Addicted gambler, kpele. You saw a team with no Lacazette, no Aubameyang, no Party but with a kid who have never ever started an EPL game at the no 9 position and yet you put all your money. Put more next time..

Oga,I use 500 naira to play 15 games running for 2 weeks to win 1.5m but dnb spoil one reducing it to 850k so which one is addicted gambler?
Arsenal had not released their lineups by then but even though,they are meant to beat Brentford with their a-bit-above-average-players compared to the mofos in Brentford so what are u saying?
Abeg,don't quote me again

Mccullum:
Go and read the criterion use to rate the players in UEFA... thanks.

What are u saying
Most of the coaches that voted are European based coaches so what is your point
Incase you don't know,UEFA player of the year is mostly biased to players that play in Europe national teams

realray:
why are you praying if you're so sure they will never win a trophy till 2099....a Rich person can just come and blow the owners away and they'll start spending like psg, madrid and man city....

Who said I am sure

Vinnie2000:
Hey, betting is like that..
Better Luck next time, bro!!

Arsenal will get a Trophy dis season!!
Though Arteta has to Leave!!

Nigeria will become corrupt free before Arsenal wins a major trophy again
Na me talk am

falseprophet:
Don't worry, your father won't make same mistake twice, he'll either pull out or use conddom

This I have seen!

I don't mind
I would rather be chilling in heaven than this shithole

I believe God sends people who comitted huge offences in their previous lives to be Nigerians while demons are sent as politicians like Tinubu,Lai,Bubu to torture us

hyoid:
Why the wailing Atiku.
He was amongst those who brought in this administration.
Mtcheeeeeeew.

Fans
Am new here on comments
Pls what is from page, how do i send DM to someone, what do i post a topic, what's reward for FTC.
Can som1 enlighten me please

Click on the person's profile and send an email

Go to the section you want to post and create a post

FTC is a ridiculous competition among jobless nairalanders who compete for who has the best network and who can comment first on a post.The winner then dedicates the FTC to God,his family and other husslers the same way successful people do In their speeches.it is all cruise sha

Since you are new,beware of the scammers here and please do not join the afonjas,ipobian and almajiris in their tribal war

Also,never talk like a simp,you will be dragged mercilessly

You will meet lot of mad people running loose like slawormoir,zzor,preshbien,righteousness and his crew,smellysperm,fati2001 and fans of our resident Nairaland celebrity,mosdii so u go laugh tire

True..
Can't wait for Buhari,the leader of the Tabilan,Nigerian branch to open a ministry and branches for bandits

If I am born a Nigerian in my next life,I go carry knife kill myself there and then in the hospital

How did the person above me steal my chance at FTC for the first time

That being said,can't wait for Arsenal to relegate
That club is a useless ticket cutter
Played running ticket of 850k for 2 weeks.The last game to click was Arsenal to beat Brentford

I have already written a list of how to spend the money,I was so sure of that game,promised my nephews 30k,planned premium balling for that weekend with like 2 girls only for the useless club to lose against useless Brentford

I pray they never win any trophy till 2099
Foolish club
Foolish owners
Foolish players

PrimadonnaO:
Huh? Thought it was a black man.

My mother never allowed me watch that movie.

And even when she passed away, I still never did, in respect of her memory.

Rest in peace, Frankie...

Sleep on, mama. Whenever I hear "Spartacus," I remember your complete abhorrence of the movie.

The movie is for adults but it helps learn a lot about history and is realistic.It also shows how greedy,cruel, wicked,brave, passionate and determined humans can be.The sexual parts help to drive the agenda of the story because thats what happened in that time.It also portrays how life is not always a Disney happily ever after crap

I remember watching one episode in season 1 and I quit because of my strict religous beliefs and belief it is porn and will ruin my life.It was my brother that schooled me on how a healthy mind doesn't mind watching those kind of movies and I should stop my religous gragra.

That being said,I think you should try it and game of thrones.You will enjoy it

The kin Bleep wey Dem Bleep for that series ehnn
Can't believe I watched it in Jss2

Anyways,I still turned out fine

Mccullum:
National team performance also included on rating of the players selected, this is irrespective of the continental competition the player participated in, I think that also give Mercy advantages over CR7 due to Argentina won the trophy. I'm still CR7 fan.

Is UEFA not mainly based in Europe
Is Argentina in Europe
Messi is the only player that is not in an European national team and still made the list

I know my goat

To the Chelsea and Ronaldo fans,Messi is not the winner because Copa America is not an European Competition but Cristiano Napoleon Ronaldo,the Conqueror of England,Spain,Italy and all Europe is not even top 5
They even said he can conquer the world if u can just give him ten logs of wood and a football

That being said,Ballon d'or should be renamed to Messi d'or by December
Man of the match should also be renamed to Messi of the one match

As for the Chelsea fans,enjoy this small win because there is only one goat and he is bigger than your club(He has more trophies)

Peace out,messi fc