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The annoying thing is that the shoe no even fit the idiot

I don't know what FERMA is but I know anything this useless rubber stamp zombies sign is for the doom of poor and middle class Nigerians

Mr man,she left you because she met a richer guy..
Women especially Nigerian ones are extremely hypergamous and will leave you the moment they find better without pity and if you try to guiltshame her with "afterall,I have done for you",she will brokeshame you with "what have you done that your mates cannot do?"

As your eyes don shine,you sef go hussle and dey shuffle babes anyhow..
When you are tired,find the least worst among them to mother your children and continue with your chopping life
If she questions why you are cheating on her,tell her you pay all her bills so she has no right to question you.

Let no man or woman deceive you with love.Remember,when the desired is unavailable,the available becomes the desired.
No go lose guard
I know what I am saying o,I school in UNILAG and if you really know what goes on,you will never fall in love or marry in your life

You better thank God u see used sef

Sonnobax15:

Not every rich handsome man is attracted to every pot of beans that they come across . There are promiscuous ones as well as decent ones too......

I am not saying he has to sleep with every honey pot he comes across..
I am just saying they mostly have side chicks
A rich man whose wife has gotten older will definitely be attracted to younger women.

For instance,it's common news that almost every big man in Lekki,Ikoyi,Maitama and co. has more than one woman

I was arguing with a friend and I told him that it is almost impossible for rich men not to cheat especially if they are handsome but he was saying love can prevent that
I told him that a rich man usually gives his heart to a woman but he is obviously going to be attracted to other pretty women with banging bodies and he is going to find it almost impossible to resist the temptation.Men are naturally polygamous so when he is rich,it makes it easier.Men especially the rich ones who don't cheat are onlying trying their best,holding it in,struggling with their natural instincts to stick to one woman.

In conclusion,I told him that if he is not cheating yet,that he is going to but my friend didn't agree and said most rich men don't cheat

Guys,can you share your experiences as a rich man or a guy with rich friends and relatives
Ladies,you can also share yours

Kingcalls:
Stop saying that 2 yrs trash... it has nothing to do with the CL ..if Messi was as good as u guys claim, he wud hv played the same amount of games in the CL like Ronaldo... the reason y he is whr he is ,is because Ronaldo has played more knockout games than messi... Ronaldo has 11 semifinal games under his belt and 6 finals... messi on the other hand has 7 semi finals and 3 knockouts from 2006 to present day ...

U actually think Messi is the only football player...seems like u dint watch Lewandowski last night... Lewandowski already has 13 goals this season in all competitions...mesai just scored his first 2 nights ago.... stop dreaming on ur balon dor... u will b disgraced again ooo

I don't know which is funnier,the fact that you put Lewandowski as your Ballon d'or winner over Messi or the fact that you know Ronaldo can't win so you just want it to go to anyone apart from Messi.Did they tell you the Ballon d'or is for the highest goal scorer?
Was Messi not the highest goal scorer when he carried 5th in 2018?

No shame at all,I can't wait to drink all your tears

Christiansen:
I tell you, very annoying. Now we'll have to deal with retarďs until weekend

Make Everton no Bleep up abeg

E better small,if Chelsea won,na gbegbe be that o

MERCHANDISER:
over confidence killed them

I am telling you
Now,these agberos will make noise Asif they just won a trophy

FalseProphet1:
I see Manchester United coming out victorious, I see Ronaldo scoring.

This I have seen.

This guy no be false prophet o
Abeg,prophesy man u to lose their next game nau

Christiansen:
I dey tell you

The bastards should have played 8 defenders but no!
See what they have caused

Villareal had just one fvcking job!

Now,we have to live in noise till weekend

Barca,Chelsea and Man united dey suffer while Bayern Munich just dey chop life

Life is truly not balanced

Starzo:
Na our collective prayer as barca fans b dat

Can u imagine the fool didn't start Coutinho and Fati?
Instead,he put that useless De jong who is the worst player in football history,no wonder Sevilla was so happy to kick him out
He didn't put Puig!
He replaced pique for a little kid who knows almost nothing about football!

Nobody can convince me that this man was not sent to destroy the club patapata

If Barcelona no sack that useless fraud tonight,casala go burst o

Ole is ×10 better than that mugu

I can't wait for mumu Ole to remove that fraud and put Cavani

No tapins,no party

Starzo:
His contract expires at the end of the season. But I see barca cutting their losses and relieving him of his duties if results continue to go south.

They should sack him today today abeg
Very useless coach...

Starzo:
Cowman has not been sacked because of the payout clause in his contract if he's sacked.

Barca nor get money to sack am now

Lol
So they will leave him for years until they comot bankruptcy?
Person wey no fit last this season

Barcelona is owned by fans
They will surely pressure the president to sack him no matter what

I don't know who is more useless between Ole and Koeman

The funny thing is that both have not been sacked because they are club legends

Topmaike007:
the fear of women is the beginning of wisdom bro.. They can frustrate person to the point of suicide will be the person only option

I am telling you bro!

The annoying part is that our fellow men that is supposed to understand and support will start acting foolish because of pussy and chilvary

Anyways,I dey always tell my guys to try to limit their contact with toxic girls!
These women can push you to do the worst and then play victim,falsely accuse you of rape to get cheap cash,scatter relationships among bros and blood only for them to play victim

May God help us o!

Topmaike007:
Before Una insult the Boyfriend, make Una first ask wetin she do to get such beating.

Women can be so toxic in a relationship and when this type of treatment happens they play the victim card...we need the boy to come give us his own story before we judge the case.

Bro,I am telling you..

I saw on Twitter where a black woman burned her boyfriend's clothes,poured oil on his cars set fire on it after they had a disagreement
The man beat nonsense out of her only for her to play victim card online

Of course,the entire women gang supported the hoe and many foolish men were saying "no matter what,don't touch a woman"...

E pain me e!

AxeofGod:
I really do not know where men get the energy to beat women from: the paternal side of their family or from the novel Things Fall Apart. When you grow up watching your father beat your mom... this is where it usually ends.

When your girl cheats on you and you remember all the sacrifices you've made for her...

Mr man,better shut up
You don't know how much a woman can push you to do the impossible with her hurtful words

Not everybody has self control
The woman most likely deserves it
Don't judge if you don't know the whole story

Before u start your "I am a gentleman " brouhaha, remember that these women are doing the most evil things to men because they know the gentlemen will never retaliate.
They burn their man's car,his clothes,punch him,break his tv,scatter his phone,injure him yet simps like you will come and be saying don't touch a woman no matter what.
It trends on Twitter everyday

You would be surprised to hear this woman hit her boyfriend thinking he is one of the gentlemen crew only for the man to do his own back

Una go just sideline your own gender dey support women
These women will always support themselves no matter what,see the way they are defending paternity fraud,they will go to any lengths to support their own but mumu man like you go just dey yarn nonsense because of pussy and nonsense chilvary

The funny thing is that there are not many rich men out there

That is why these women are willing to steal their bestie's man or become the 7th wife
I pity any man who thinks his wife loves him,even if you are rich,if she jams a wealthier one,na japa o!
Treat her well but never do pass yourself and keep it in mind that these girls can port anytime

FutureIsFemale:
Men! Every man as at one time or the other molested a girl.

They say it's nature.

No wonder you are so bitter
Your father and brothers must have raped you

Also,you are a rape apologist for not reporting your father to the police when he molested your sisters and mother

Who else wan rape you?e sure me say u no fine

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Clitocurrency is valuable anytime,anyday and anywhere

See fine boy like Eric still dey struggle for UNILAG after e comot Bbnaija
As for the women,their pussies have made them steady Benz owners,everytime vacation people and many don build multiple houses in a short while

In my next life,if I am not a female,I go carry knife shook myself for hospital

The future is truly female

Bandits cashing out in the North
Yahoo boys cashing out in the South

Which one I go join

Wike is my next president,don't know about you

Man with balls unlike that coward VP

Auxtin85:
In 2003, my dad couldn’t pay our rent for a 3 bedrooms apartment, he was given quit notice, he had no money to rent another apartment, the caretaker came and throw our stuffs out, I and my younger sister went to stay with my grandma, my dad went to stay with his friend where he was sleeping in his friend’s living room…. His friend’s wife will send him on an errand, his friend won’t say a word. Thank God my dad own 5 houses today and a hotel, building my third house.

Me and my tenant talk like friends

Good for your dad but I hope u know it's not the landlord's fault

What is the difference between a married woman and a girlfriend if not one silly contract
Mumu people ;
OP,don't mind them,leave that woman jhoor,no let am bill u to death..

Nigerian girls are fvcking married men and are building big businesses,empires with it but see as this religous mofos are saying nonsense
I taya for this people

So as the school ban cars,boys will not be buying cars or what
Something wey dem suppose put parking fee dey use make money..

But those boys sef,Dem go wan dey form Vin Diesel

Make I prepare to buy the dip