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Olofin2:
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There is a teenager in my street I used to hire to nail damaged doors for me. Very small boy who was in secondary school last year. I saw him this year riding one expensive bike. He met me on the road while riding my own rickety bike, and feigned not seeing me. We meet on the roads daily, pretending as if I don't exist.

I asked my wife who owns the bike and I was told the boy owns it and his house is also under construction. I asked what he does for a living and wife confidently said YAHOO as if it is a job with dignity.

The useless EFCC only goes after innocent people and those with expensive rides in the cities that they can fleece while budding fraudsters walk free in small towns.

I needed money to buy fuel for my bike's use last week and decided to carry passengers on my route. The guy I carried can be said to be a 'yahoo' guy from his look and rigorous typing on his phone while on speed. I dropped him in and bar in town and he asked me to wait for him. He directed me to move deep into the door of the lounge where fraudsters, judging from their looks, were into big-time merrymaking. Come and see expensive cars that were parked and I didn't see any adult figure at sight -- all of them below age 30. Their overtures showed that some of them live there 27/7 without any meaningful daytime job.

The country is rotten from top to the bottom!


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E dey pain u because u no get money like them
If u like,no meet them for update

Moony45:
Hello Nairalanders,

I'm in desperate need of your advice on how to handle my girlfriend's total dependence on me. I am a regular member this platform and so is she (she knows my moniker) but I don't want her to know I'm referring to her.

We have been dating for close to two years now and for the most part, I have been the one paying for her upkeep while her mother assist a little (she only has her mother). She is a student in one of Nigeria's prestigious tertiary institutions. I discussed the issue of overdependence with her and she is willing to do any legal side hustle but doesn't have any idea on what she can do. I just bought a new high end phone for her as well cos she complained her former phone wont allow her to do any online business even if an idea comes but till now, she only use the phone to chat.

Since she is still in school, I would love if anyone can recommend a profitable physical or online business for her which won't negatively impact her academics because I want her to make her own money too while in school and be proud of herself financially.

Thank you.

Ps: She once did teaching Job where she was able to save money before resuming back for her HND programme and she appears to me hardworking but no side hustle idea now that she is in school fully

cc IshiLove, Lalasticlala

OP doesn't know he is in a business relationship
The moment he is no longer ready to pay salary,that girl will japa
Try not giving her money for a while and see as she finds another employer willing to pay higher wages with better conditions of services and if she is extremely pretty,she is looking for a guy that will activate Mbappe clause for her

He has been paying bills for two years and now the girl wants him to set her up so she can elevate herself up to start going for richer guys.
Remember,comfort>love for most women.

OP,I know you might think of me as a misogynist or a stupid simp but please count your losses,break up with that girl,invest the money you are paying in yourself,elevate yourself and start going for financially stable women that will compliment your life.Women can spend a large part of your hard earned income for years,leave you for another guy and still won't feel a thing...

I am a student in a higher institution and I can tell you that all these girls are not worth it
If you know what truly goes on in Nigerian universities,I assure you that you would run if u see any university girl..
Majority are in their hoe phase and are just looking for ATM machines

If you don't believe me,set some traps and games to see if I am right or wrong,always remember to put common sense before love.Also,if you are helping her,don't do it because of marriage sake,it usually ends in premium tears


I am telling you this truthfully because I am tired of my fellow brothers ranting online about how girls dumped them after overbilling them


If u are sure she is the one,she can start selling women hair or clothes and accessories
Campus girls always want to slay so they are always in excess demand

Once I read NYSC,I stopped reading

Bro,before going into any relationship (it doesn't even look like you are in a relationship),make yourself understand that women always are on the lookout for better.She will most likely leave you if a better niggar comes around.Dont fall in love,never spend pass yourself,never imply that u love her more than she loves you,keep pretty girls around to let her know that you sef be sharp guyman and most important of all,stop acting like a simp!

Your fathers were able to control many women at once because they always acted like a man,imagine you saying you message her,you do this,you do that

The moment she starts fvcking up,remove your mind from the relationship and move on,if she breaks up,type ok and move on
You are a man,start acting like one

OP,you forgot to add "We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the Creator"

But let's me just drink your Bobo
You probably heard of how marriage favours the woman and how you should never let love dominate common sense but you saw one [/s] potential olosho [s]fine girl who you decided to wife and after seeing she was a liability,you still invested in her.You said it yourself that she sees you as ATM but u still dey do mumu

U better throw the hoe out as well as her useless brother and make your you take over the business you started for her.If you like kill yourself on top her,that woman will inherit all your properties which she will spend on one mumu
That being said,u are a big ode

This guy is no different from Nigerian women
Doing rubbish for clout

Music be like zlatan own wey get download error

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emae009:
Go read on "How close the world was to a nuclear Armageddon during the cold war"... you'll understand better.
To show how little you know of Hitler, he never wanted to fight Britain in the first place. He was rather impressed with how they were able to gain colonies all over the globe. Even during the invasion of France, He ordered for Paris not to be destroyed because of its artistry.
Would he have used in as a last attempt, I think so because Germany never followed any rule of engagement in WWII. Reason why their military were all tried for war crimes after the war.
With the creation of UN Security Council, (if you even know what that is), modern warfare is very different. You're not allow to attack a dense urban population, or kill prison of wars and so many other stuff. Every war now follows those sets of rules.
Read more! ciao

Stop forming ITK
The cold war was not really physical
I am talking about a full physical among super powers and you are telling their nuclear weapons would be kept as toys abi

France was conquered by Hitler and if he had to do it the hard way,he would have bombed his way through...
He didn't want to attack England because he thought they would come to peace terms after Dunkirk but they didn't
Don't u know he bombarded England anyhow?
He even set up a plan to invade UK but didn't because he was occupied with Soviet Union

Hitler would have used it and you know it and any dictator would in his last resort like North Korea's Kim

German officials were not tried because they did inhumane stuff,they were tried because they lost the war and people had to take the blame,reason why Hitler killed himself..
why was the American President who ordered the hit on Hiroshima and the other city not tried for his war crimes?
Simple,he was the leader of one of the victors
The UN rules,conventions and principles will be determined by the winners of a war which is why powerful countries will do anything to win
U think if US is put in a tight spot,they would surrender their world power status when they have a large arsenal to cause wahala

No country fully follows the UN principles in war and in case you don't know,the UN is a puppet of the US
That's why they are the main people funding it

North Korea won't be in a tight spot and they won't use their nuclear weapons
U sound like u don't know anything..
When the Nigerian government were put in a tight spot,they used hunger to destroy Biafra which UN did nothing about because they know in war,you can do nothing

Stop deceiving yourself,in war,there are no rules,you do anything and everything to win...
The North Korean military have been taught since childhood that Kim and his family are literal gods and everything must be done to protect his government

You are telling me they won't use their nuclear weapons to defend themselves in war

Oga,stop talking like a child and be realistic
Even a world renowned philosopher said "World War 4 would be fought with sticks and stones"
This refers to the fact that world war 3 would be so disastrous with all form of nuclear,atomic, biological and atomic weapons of destruction that countries wouldn't exist anymore talkless of have enough weapons for a 4th world war

emae009:
Aside from US and Russia, I'm not sure of any other country posses first strike capabilities.
Japan didn't concede even after the all countries bar Japan had agreed the war was over.
Why do you think the US helped rebuilt Japan and is now Japan #1 ally?
Nuclear war is no joke. Hence why the powers that be don't want just about any country to possess such weapons, it's why the US are even listening to North Korea. Even Russia and US have a pact to reduce their warheads over time. why do you think that is?

You have no idea about what war is. In a stand off war, it's soldier against soldier, machine against machine. Full scale war will stop when one side surrender, or a more powerful third party intervene or the capital of a country is captured.
Think of it this war. Israel and Palestine have been bombing each other and moving on, those small amount of rockets that gets into Israel and struck down buildings, imagine if that was a nuclear warhead, that whole area about 50mile radius is gone for half a century.
Every war has a rules of engagement, the scenario of "We have nothing to lose" only exist in rebels or terrorista against countries. Nuclear war is a different ball game. You don't just through nuclear weapons all willy-nilly just because you have them

All these stories are pure irrelevant Epistles

The US dropped a deadly bomb in Japan because they wanted to force them to surrender
When they didnt,they drop the 2nd war
So what are u saying
What is the fact they are allies now have to do with that?
Are u saying they planned it on purpose?

No super power have fought major wars among themselves since the production of nuclear weapons

U think if Hitler had nuclear bombs,he wouldn't have scattered Soviet Union and UK when he was losing
Stop saying rubbish,in the event of world war 3, Nuclear bombs and other weapons of destruction would be in mass use

So a country with nuclear bombs would see another country subduing their military and will surrender while they have chemical,atomic and nuclear weapons for what?

Please don't quote me again,seems like u don't know the meaning of war

emae009:
Why do you guys feel like any small thing there will be nuclear war?
Like do you guys even understand the implications of a nuclear war?
Nuclear weapons can't be launch from just a about any platform, you need launch codes and two keys keeper to turn the keys for it to even launch. If one turn his and the other doesn't, the missile is going nowhere.
Go read about how close the world was to a nuclear war during the cold war and how at every last moment, the last guy refused to turn his key.
You guys will just come online and be shouting nuclear war nuclear war,
There's no sorry after you launch a nuclear missile and there's no coming back.
No air defense can 100% intercept projectiles. Imagine if even 1 nuclear warhead drops in Manhattan or Shanghai or Moscow, that's about 50years of no inhabitant there. Think about that for a sec

Nobody expected atomic bombs buy US dropped it in Japan when they were getting tired of their tantrums..
There was no coming back when US bombarded Hiroshima

In the event of war,rival nations would do everything and anything within their power to win even if it means dropping Nuclear bombs on their enemies
U seem to don't know what war is

No matter how much a country doesn't want to use it's nuclear weapons,when they are pushed to the end of the wall and their sovereignity, territory,power and freedom is threatened,they would rain down all sorts of weapons of mass destruction on their enemies

You create like 5 monikers for this mumu scam

Anybody wey fall for this scam deserve to be robbed true true

Make she go start olosho work,abego,country too hard

Her mates wey dey do am na Nairaland girls role models
Nobody cares how u get the bag,them go just they shout "yass queen","that's my bitch","rich aunty"

RentAghost:
Your take on the actual history is just.......basic, yes most of the German troops were concentrated on the eastern front but it doesn't mean he was singularly focused there, they were focused on Britain, focused even on undermining America. No good war leader leaves himself blindsided, and for all his faults, Hitler was still an efficient war leader, or at least he surrounded himself with men who knew their stuff. And the British expeditionary force didn't lose at Dunkirk, they capitulated all over Flanders and France and that was mainly due to their overconfidence, like I said earlier, the Nazis were a threat they didn't take seriously enough in the beginning, but when they understood they were fighting for their actual freedoms, they banded together and bleeped Nazi Germany up pretty good.
P.S Hitler had the same trouble invading Britain that Napoleon did before him, the British royal fucking navy! That you don't understand or acknowledge this says a lot about your understanding of the balance of powers during the war

I don't need to go into the complexities of the war,I am just giving a synopsis...
Hitler never went through with his English invasion,it was planned for the September of that year but it was cancelled
The battle of Dunkirk was won by Nazi Germany while the British struggled to evacuate their soldiers
All what u are saying is inspired by British propangada to avoid embarrassment

I stated in my previous post that the Royal Air Force of Britain held their ground against Hitler so I don't know why u are saying I did not acknowledge this
That does not change the fact that Hitler bullied the English with all sorts of bombs
Infact,England suffered greatly from Nazi attack
None of your historic explanations can oppose that...

It is common knowledge that if Hitler had not focus his manpower and attention on the almighty Soviet Union,England would have been a German territory then

RentAghost:
hitler had the advantage of intensive preparation and the rest of the world not taking him seriously in the beginning, they believed the lessons and the bloodshed of wwI were still fresh in memory and enough deterrence for axis powers so Hitlers blitzkrieg ravaged eastern Europe, then Flanders and eastern France, you'd note that until the Ukraine was invaded even Russia thought they were allies or neutral to Nazi Germany, then there were the military advancement of the formidable imperial Japan and the fascist government of Italy's Benito Mussolini all Hitler's allies, America didn't join the war till 1942 and by then the war was in full swing. The reason why China is communist today is because the then government who subdued the communist rebels had their armies almost entirely mauled by imperial Japan.
Hitler didn't Bleep up the UK, asides the hastily assembled British expeditionary force in France and Belgium who were defeated with the aid of Nazi paratroopers dropping behind their lines to sabotage them, throughout the war even before American alliance, the British flyboys matched the Luftwaffe kill for kill and the British navy owned the seas, except in south east Asia against Japan. So if you even say said this of Japan it will be more accurate because for a time Japan was beating Russia, China, the U.S and the British at the same time

This is long story..
Hitler was focused on Soviet Union,that's why UK wasn't conquered that easily
He tried to weaken their air Force after he destroyed their military Dunkirk but the Royal Air Force held their ground

After seeing the invasion would be harder than he expected,he focused attention on Soviet Union seeing as they could be a disastrous opponent if they decide to side with his enemies so he wanted to quickly defeat them which was quite ambitious because the Soviet Union was very complex
Don't let any British propangada deceive you,if not for US intervention and aid,UK would be speaking German by now

He bullied France,UK and the almighty Soviet Union until Japan fvcked up with US

NobleRace:
Nothing to fear. Chinese allies are weak except Russia.

A Chinese pact would be forned with China, Russia, North Korea and Iran. After that, Chin's has got no other friends. You can see that 2 of the Chinese friends above are not world powers. They're weak friends.

If US would expand this pact, then, we'll have US, UK, Australia, France, Japan, Germany and several other nations included. You'll agree that all US friends are world powers.

Besides, US is helping India to become a world power. Additionally, China has made enemies of all his neighbouring countries, and US is helping them.

Nothing to fear.

North Korea with war weapons that even the US is afraid of is weak

North Korea is regarded as a poor country but their weapons of mass destruction are almost second to none..
Their chemical and biological weapons contain gasses that cause paralysis and death

Their nuclear weapons program can wipe out a large part of a small country like UK
The have been estimated to have these weapons in bulk.They spend a large part of national income on weapons which makes the country so poor
Their soldiers have been trained since childhood that Kim and his family are literal gods and his government must be protected at all cost

Moreover,they don't care about human life at all,their citizens or not,their citizens can be killed in millions but they won't surrender like Japan
They will cause huge damage on NATO countries before US and their boys are able to contain them
Even almighty Trump was so concerned that he required they stopped their nuclear weapons program
That is the country u are referring as"Nothing to fear"
U must be joking..

I understand that NATO have the upper hand but don't refer to those countries at nothing to fear o.North Korea have far worse weapons than Hitler and Hitler was able to contain UK,France(even with all their colonies) and Russia with the rest of the Soviet Union.

Let's just hope World War 3 never happens

xpressionx:
How many times have you read that an American citizen beat up someone in another country?
but chinese citizens do that always.
Imagine them being colonial masters.
China that gags their media are are ready to execute their citizen for flouting government order,it is that same person you think is your friend.
between China and America I choose America a million times over.
BTW you are an Idiot.

Beating other citizens is far better than stimulating war in other countries leading to million of lives lost and billions of dollars worth of properties just for their own selfish interests like getting contracts for war weapons and siphoning their natural resources after forming peacemakers

You truly are stupid from all the English propangada you read
Do u think people joke when they say the CIA and FBI are the worst terrorist organizations in the world?

Jerryherd:
France no be America no fair play for their rule . Do anyhow see anyhow

France is no different from those ISIS terrorists
They terrorize former french colonies of their resources, intelligent citizens...
Their form of colonialism and neo colonialism is the most wicked ever

But you are right,them no dey follow rules

Blake755:
Good will always trump over evil no matter what

Mumu
Buhari,Obasanjo,IBB,Danjuma and co. are living long and prosperous lives with beautiful and intelligent children living in luxury like gods and goddesses while "good" people are dying of hunger,suffering,bad roads and bad health care yet u still dey yarn rubbish

Why are the descendants of that King of Belgium who massacred millions of Congo people living like Kings and queens?

Seems like u watch too much Disney movies
Evil thrives and lives longer in this world
Good people only live in the hope that they will get their reward in heaven while the evil go to hell

Even that seems far fetched
We are told that a good man who tells a small lie and an evil man who kills millions are all equal sins on the judgement day or is that not what Christianity teaches

This France too like wahala
The Arabs should show them shege like Hitler so my Messi can finally come to man city

Okafor's law never fails

emapeteum:
My guy,what you are saying is off point.China and Chinese people that hate black man to the core is a nation you are supporting?Just sad when I see a Nigerian supporting Chinkos,whose hatred towards a blackman is a child's play compared to racism in Europe

And u think the US likes black Africans
They just pretend to like u in order for their Neo-colonialism to thrive in Africa
Why not read about the horrible shege they showed your ancestors?

The same China u are taking about no matter how bad their intentions are is the reason Nigeria is not in a worse economic depression

RentAghost:
it wouldn't matter, NATO is there to neutralise any fucking Russian aggression whatsoever

Did Hitler not Bleep up almost all NATO super powers even with the help of their colonies then before it was created
Russia has the support of China,North Korea and many countries in the Middle East

Though NATO has a better chance of winning,many of their countries that want to protect their citizens at all cost go too chop nuclear bombs unlike countries like North Korea that doesn't give two fvcks

xpressionx:
China is very wicked.
They want to attain world power by all means.
If China spend half the amount the US spends on ther nations,there economy will crumble

Why dont u have sense
So the US that has hundreds of bases all over the world to frighten countries to their will is not wicked abi..
Same US that is fond of using propangada to invade countries and steal their resources under the guise of peace-keeping

Some of you are just brainwashed by their propangada

Richy4:


That was because Liverpool fans are classy

No,it's just because they know their place
During 2018-2019,they were extremely noise

But at least they had a reason to be noisy unlike that agbero club that has been trophyless for like a century yet they are always yen yen yen

Make Dem no do am like their Network o

nwakibie3:
Pls is trophy won by stat or goal

We go see who get more trophies by the end of season

Who has more trophies by the way

The real Reds
See as traffic no dey as Liverpool fans know their places but if one useless club won against Young boys,we for no hear word

hotseat:
I'm neither for Messi nor Ronaldo to begin with.


I only enjoy good quality football from two most outstanding players who have contributed and continues to contribute to the amazing world of football.



The covert and overt rivalry between the duo especially among the fans is palpable.



Some CR7 critics say he engages in tap ins and scoring penalties and thus mischievously nicknamed him (Penaldo).



They forget that many players given such chances fail to hit the target.


CR7 hardly wastes such rare and golden opportunities in the game of football.


I think only a very composed player utilizes such chances consistently.



After all, the game of football is all about goalscoring.

Cr7 is a tapin merchant while Lionel Messi is the GOAT

I remember when Man united fans were mocking Messi saying he can't score open play goals at the beginning of last season only for him to outscore their idol.Messi doesn't even play as astriker yet he still outscored that penalty merchant

Let's see who scores more this season.Ordinary 3 games is what they wants to use to downgrade my GOAT.At the beginning of the season for years,Messi has not been scoring as expected but along the way,he always shines.I believe he even does that to shut man united fans up

If Messi's team lose,even if he scored goals like he did against Liverpool,it is his fault but if Ronaldo scores tapins and the team loses,he is the GOAT abi

Anyhow,I can't wait for Messi to win the Ballon d'or and more trophies while one small club in England is on a trophyless vacation

Na you no get sense
Some of my brother's friends wey go into yahoo early early don dey top Forbes Illegal African richest men

Dem invest the steady $10k ,$5k wey dem dey see,now,some of them don turn billionaires
One of them wey cashout almost $3 million dollars don invest big time in one American real estate company and buy stocks for some of their top companies..
He dey dress well,eat well,drive nice Lexus but that time wey dem still dey school,he no dey do pass himself,he no dey spend 1million naira for one night
Guyman dey study accounting so he dey plan himself Wella wella

All he does now is travel round the world,chop life,snap pictures with different women,drive luxurious cars yet the money no dey finish because him don invest am

My only problem be say this guy dey very stingy and I no blame am because I no dey there when he dey soak gaari

OP no be yahoo dey do u,na u no just get sense..

This Pochettino no fit win anything serious for him life