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Awoleesu:
In summary,

Men are potential Polygamists while women are potential prostitutes abi?

And cheating, according to your erudite highness, is a subject of instincts...


I copy!

Exactly!
We might not like it but it is the truth that has been working since the beginning of time and it's not changing anytime soon

Sonnobax15:
Enjoy your life bro..At least you still recognized your wife first before those other bannies..... But a woman will always be a woman no matter what...My popsman also did close to what you did for your wife for my mom,but las las, momsy no gree say make other woman enter the house...She even categorically told popsman that whatever he bought for her is the outcome of her struggle with him

Same here...
My popsy na rich fine guy wey dey scatter Toto steady especially those big bumbum light skinned Igbo girls but e love my mama die and him pikins...
When he first dey cashout,he first buy SUV for my mama and us to dey use while he go enter bus go work for Apapa

Na since small I learn say rich or financial stable man no dey fvck one toto o
My mumcy no gree sha,popcy gats comot go dey continue him life outside but he remained a great father to us still...
One time,I visit am,if u see the young fresh Igbo babe wey dey him side ehnn mehnnn...me sef dey eye that babe

Love and fvcking Toto be two very different things

moneyissweet:
I love my wife so much and I just bought Hyundai sonata 2019 model for her birthday last month,but I still dey groove other beautiful babes with big yansh outside. It is all about fun, I need to enjoy my money now that I am alive. It has nothing to do Love,I will do everything and anything for my love,but I will still groove other babes.

I need to make other women happy too.

Sure gee!!
U sabi

No man wey get small change wey no dey cheat
Na your wife u put as profile picture
Omo,u like better thing o

Men are designed to disect more than one toto,it gets worse when they are rich and are able to attract any toto of their choice
For those saying some men don't cheat (very rare especially among the rich ones),those ones are denying themselves,trying their possible best,trying to override their natural instincts not to cheat
It is not a matter of love
A man usually loves one woman with his heart but his gbola is for plenty women
It's not about love.
He has met a pretty girl who he wants to explore her Toto,booty and titties until he moves on to the next one but his heart dey with one woman.Sex is not emotional for most men.

As for women too,they are designed to always look for better,they cheat on their boyfriends and husbands when in love because they met a richer,more handsome,cuter,bigger gbola and so on. because they always want more except the ones that cant just do without sex
That's why pretty ladies cheat more than ugly girls because they always meet a guy with more but an ugly girl will hold on to one guy if she manages to see him self
Women (especially the pretty ones) who don't cheat are the ones that are able to control their level of materialism and greed (Nigerian girls left the group chat ) and direct that attention to that one gbola.Most pretty women cheat one way or the other
It's not about love
Women want to chop life without working too hard
This is why your pretty babe will japa once she sees a guy with a clean Benz(and she will,if she is the Nicki Minaj type)
It's nothing personal,just business
For most women,comfort>love

My conclusion is it is almost impossible to find a rich and famous guy guy or an extremely pretty girl with those ass and curves who doesn't cheat especially in Nigeria.In short,please ,never fall in love in Nigeria
Treat your partner right,take care of them but always put in the back of your mind that your so called lover can serve you breakfast anytime.Hence,don't do pass yourself
Don't spend pass yourself
Don't kill yourself for anybody.
But many of una no dey hear word

I am a guy so I advice my fellow Nigerian men to please follow their natural instincts.If you have a sexy lover and see a sexier one,please fvck am.Do not keep killing yourself inside with "I must be loyal"
A lion should act like a lion

tnerro1:
Na so one yeye fine girl for office way say she get serious boyfriend for Lagos say make I promise to buy her iPhone 12 if we nack,

I still Dey try to divide the amount for iPhone 12 by the number of times I go nack her, the thing never gree balance

Make una dey dey careful with all these ladies o....
After,she fit blackmail you with rape to give her the money
These women have no conscience

I saw a Tweet by an Englishman who said he was about to commit suicide after he was falsely accused of rape,he was sacked,his wife left him and all this family and friends are avoiding him.He was later found out to be innocent and the bitch went Scot free

E better make man dey wear tiny video cameras around to save ourselves from these devils o

Mariezaza1:
Seconded

Smart nigga!!!
These women are willing to do anything for material things
See how they almost destroyed Neymar's life if he wasn't a sharp guy...

His lucrative endorsement deals,career in PSG and freedom would have been destroyed by that woman who wrongly accused him of rape if he wasn't a sharp guy

The funny thing is that these women always manage to walk Scot free like this one will do...
If a girl died and willed her phone to her boyfriend,I assure you that he would have been arrested in Nigeria

I advise men to start wearing mini cameras embedded in necklaces tied around their neck to save themselves from that wicked species

neighbourhud:
Ayo... Mo sure pe o ka news yen

My guy,if u believe that a guy committed suicide in Nigeria beacause of embarrassment from ordinary lecturer and willed his phone to his girlfriend,you must be gullible
Do u know the hell most Nigerians guy go through in higher institutions?
They will na kill themselves over something so trivial
Abegii!

There is surely something playing in the shadows and if there is something Hollywood movies taught me,it's that the person that gains the most is usually the prime suspect
That girl should be arrested!

Sora fun polytechnic ati yunifasiti obinrin o

That bitch killed him and made it look like a suicide so she can take his iPhone probably an iPhone 12
These babes are willing to do anything and everything for that iPhone 12 ehnn...
God save guys in this country o

Fear [/s]women o[s] Nigerian girls in universities and polytechnics..

If u know the dirty things girls in schools like UNILAG,LAUTECH and co. do,you will never get married in your life...

No matter your relationship status,Kings,remember you are still single

When we said it was a business venture,una no hear

Anybody that tries to collect the ATM of the church using pastor as excuse go hear am..
I dont blame her,she is only protecting the investment of her husband for the children

Modrov:
An implication of your comment also is that you in essence support goverment making businessmen sell at a very low price so that they cannot make enough of a profit to fund their businesses.

The thing is , for over 30 years we have been selling fuel at a loss. It has led to the destruction of our refinereis because No profit means refinereis cannot work. It has also pushed us into more and more debt. And cost us lots of jobs . Jobs.

At the end of the day, let's be honest. If subsides go. Yes there will be high prices. But it will become more attractive to refine fuel at home meaning more jobs. Goverment saves money which can be used for health and education and even poverty alleviation. And prices will fall by competition. Plus we become a net exporter of refined fuel

True,bro..I understand now the benefits

But Nigerians will not agree o,the only benefit we derive from this country is subsidy.Many believe it will only lead to more looting.But for that period before we start to reap the benefits,the country will be a warzone

Modrov:
So how do all our neighbours manage at prices between 300 to 400 naira per liter?

Even countries like Liberia?

Liberians are surviving more they are living...

About 70% of the population live I extreme poverty
Crime rate is about 75%
They are not living,they are just struggling to survive....
The state of anarchy is far worse than Nigeria,you don't just know because of their small population and they are not considered among Africa's elite

If 80% of liberians are living in extreme poverty,that's only about 4million people (their population is 5 million) but if 20% of Nigerians are living in extreme poverty,that's about 40million people so Nigeria will be rated as having more poor people

Don't compare Nigeria and Liberia abeg
Nigeria is a shithole but Liberia is worse

Modrov:
The only way for the refienreis to work is simple.

Let marketers control the price of fuel...not the government. And privatize NNPC.

Sure, we would pay for fuel at N300 per liter or higher, but in return..THERE would be enough money to fix refineries, enough money to make them work.

And NNPC won't dare let the refineries run down because as a result...they would lose profits if they do.

And we would get more and more people investing in refineries.because NOW it is profitable to refine at home , rather than import.

Finally, we would stop the illegal smuggling of our subsidized fuel abroad.

Oga,we can't pay 300 naira for fuel right now...

Food prices and other products will
rise in price astronomicallyy and the fall in the value of naira will even make it more expensive than it is going to be self.

All these will lead to Nationwide hunger and as we all know, a hungry man is an angry man.Crime rate is already high but if price of fuel increase ehnn,may God help the poor and middle class.Robbery, murder,kidnapping and more will be the order of the day.

Infact,it is safe to say that the country will turn into anarchy,worse than it currently is in.

But on a serious note
How una dey see 200 million buy house
Man dey Hussle big time but 100k sef na gbegbe o

I am beginning to think there is more to it

Nope...

Anytime I am catching feelings,I listen to one of the kidLAROI lyrics
"Cant make a wife out of a hoe"

Can't wait for Wizkid to go to Paris and watch the GOAT play

Man Utd players and their fans are frauds ....ordinary Newcastle they are making noise
Make gameweek 20 reach nau

Chevrolet076:
I'm really moved by your narration. I hope favor of God shines on me and you.

Don't try to rub the sex or relationship part on the girl's face when you start chatting with her, it might put her off. Just do it calmly without expectations and watch how things unfold.

And never be intimidated by all the pictures or posts she makes or anything you might have made up in your own mind. Chat with her like you normally would a pal (at least, you've shagged her before na )

Take care man !!

Will do...
I have met so many girls after her but as usual,they are just the same girls that Nairaland guys dislike so much.She was my best ever girlfriend and after seeing this thread,memories just flooded and I reminisced the old days.

Nowadays,I rarely sleep at night becaused I am focus on this programming and coding stuff.By the time I become an expert by next year,I am going to start sending emails to US and UK tech companies and start finding sponsors.Hopefully,we might meet again one day.

I hope you are doing well in whatever you are doing too bro

Afostev11:
but one fact you should know is, she might be single as well. Do you expect her dress tattered? Dont be misconcepted about people you dont talk to and you assume things are good by their looks, a lots happening behind the veil.... Brotherman, make a move first and if it didnt work out,let go, but have a good motive because sometimes things works out for us based on the state of our heart towards other. Try man, good luck.

Thanks man.
Going to reach out since I have nothing to lose

How you are so optimistic about everything is appalling

[quote author=Afostev11 post=105705440]but one fact you should know is, she might be single as well. Do you expect her dress tattered? Dont be misconcepted about people you dont talk to and you assume things are good by their looks, a lots happening behind the veil.... Brotherman, make a move first and if it didnt work out,let go, but have a good motive because sometimes things works out for us based on the state of our heart towards other. Try man, good luck.[quote]

Craggybogg:
Frictional story

Fictional*

Na u sabi

alphaNomega:
When you master computer programming, you stand a better chance of working outside the country today. Even if you don't travel, you could get a remote job and earn in foreign currency while residing in Nigeria.

Omo,once I am done,I am going to start applying to foreign firms and if I am given a good job,I am going to quit UNILAG and Nigeria and move to a country I am worth...

Thanks man!
God bless

nijaomegacode:
She used your destiny bro. It's not because she's smart: thousands of people are smarter but she took your essence and used it to make her future brighter.
Next time, don't fvck any girl that offers herself to you except your wife. Fvck girls you hunt down. Enjoy what is left of your destiny.

Oga,shut up...
What makes you think your wife can't use your destiny?
Or u think because you sign a contract exempts from the spiritual brouhaha you are talking about?

I am a student making money online through graphic designing and I am currently into coding and programming at 18 so my future is already showing bright signs
Is it because I put the bread and akara with bet9ja part to sound humorous?

I don't care about the opinions of religous mumus like you so if I had a chance to relive that memory,I would do it again..
Somebody has been intellectually smart since primary school yet you are here saying nonsense...
I am happy for her so your opinion doesn't count

I thank God daily I don't have friends that think like you
I know your type;you are designed to think the worst about every situation regarding others in order to make yourself feel brighter

Rolly22:
Reason the babe one or two na

I go message am but I no put mind o
This one don turn better UK slayqueen

alphaNomega:
Knowing how the Sport industry in Nigeria is, you would have been far worse than you are now. You can imagine the embarrassment our Olympics team faced in Tokyo few weeks ago, now look at how top sportsmen and women are treated

Let's say your dream was to play in a foreign league, how many Nigerians do you know that have made it happen?

The good thing is that you can still be a successful hustler and play football in your leisure.

You have a point but my dream was to go to all these English academy, join at a young age and I was very sure I would make it to a top team first squad....

Na Nigerian parents and their mentality finish me
But everything still good Sha,I dey learn computer programming so one way or the other,that success and money must come out

Mastakija:
she don use ur aisiki make am

I don know say person go talk am
But naa,this girl na brainy since jss1

Idamond:
hope still dey ur football age never reach 25..

18 years too old to start sef..

I just play around for fun now

Afostev11:
I didnt mean okafor's law but court her and make things real if only you want to.... but seriously she might be single and fantasizing you as well but your decision las las shaaa

Omo,no be nollywood movie o

I dey UNILAG
She dey study for UK
Wetin wan happen?

This girl na confam fine girl o with better assets and good character,many billionaire guys for there for don dey fall
Even the way she dey dress and the way she dey post luxurious lifestyle for IG stories,I know say na money dey behind am o...

That time don go

Idamond:
lol Manchester city you mean? she fit help na remind her of all dis and wait and see the reaction

We don't talk anymore
I just see her IG posts,like and move on..

Na my parents cause this wahala,in secondary school,I wasn't rich or too fine or too smart,what made me a big boy was football
I don't mean to brag but I was literally invicible
I was like the Lionel Messi of my school..
Those dribbles,long shots, skills,killer passes made the entire school hail
me,if I just touch ball,everybody go dey shout...
the girls go just corner me after the match
Even ss3 boys and our teachers were scared to play against me and my guys..
My classmates I1 and I2 go just dey fight for me anytime we want to play ball
Those days were my best because I was like a god
Even the local competition with other schools,I always led my team to victory
My neighbors,classmates and teachers usually urged me to start playing football

I begged and begged my parents to let me play football but my father promised to stop funding my life if I tried such
Once,when I was 14,before I was forced to go to science class so I can study medicine,I argued with my father about it but he gave me the beating of my life
When I tried to get in touch with one of my uncles abroad,it led to a fight with my father..
Omo na so that dream just comot

Nowadays,when things are not going right,I wonder how life could have been rosy for me if I was allowed to play football
E sure me say I for don dey ball for one European top team dey collect like €150k weekly dey chop life..

We meuvvee sha

Afostev11:
its never too late bro, my okafor's law and favour may shine on you again and boom you guys dating again.... live for a purpose bro

Nah,my time has passed...
It's time for another nigga to activate okafor's law on her

I just enjoy the memories

Yes...in their dreams

Which kin mumu be this
Is there no fresh meat in your area or what

Be like say na u like wahala

my3name:

myy nigga

;
Tell your own story na

In ss2,this girl was the laboratory prefect so she had the key to our school laboratories..

On my birthday,she told me she bought gifts for me (we were dating) buy she would give me after night prep when we meet in the laboratory area.We always have one and a half hour to ourselves before our hostels are locked after night prep so after night prep,everybody retired to their hostels and the lights in the classroom area( and laboratories) were turned off but I sneaked back there only to see her waiting in front of the biology lab.I knew the deed we were about to do so I already got condoms from one of my ss3 seniors

We entered and she locked it behind me.She gave me a wristwatch,leather shoes and cologne in a bag as my gifts.Naso we start the do o,I first sat her on the practical podium before I used my hand to work her big breasts and soft big bumbum before moving to her toto.I wasnt really experienced but xvideos taught me some.When she don wet and begin dey beg me to put it in,i change am to cowgirl,69,reverse cowgirl and doggy.Naso I come for 1st condom o
This girl start to dey ask for 2nd round but I should make it more intense.I was so happy I took more than 3 condoms.Naso I bend am for one of our sitting benches insert am give am rough ehnn,we even did it on our laboratory teacher office table
We went on and on for like 4 rounds when she squirted the 2nd time.

After,we sat in silence for like 2 minutes before she said "thank you".I just smiled,helped her dress up,hugged her and ran to my hostel.
My particular block was already locked when I got there.My housemaster came and flogged me with mopstick like 10 times before opening the gates but funny enough,I just smiled.
Mehnnn,those memories....

The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter
If to say I see person sponsor my football career,I for don dey UK dey ball for Man city....