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That security guard na real OG
7milliom dollars will change the destiny of my generation

Money dey this world Sha
If these divorce laws are brought to Nigeria,Nigerian ladies will run riot

So there is a sugar daddy named Anonymous


Anyways,you will see how these women will squander the money on rubbish,if I am given one million naira with the plans I have in my head,poverty go see me run

This life no balance
In my next life,me and Angel go get problem if I no be fine woman ; D

With the way Sapa dey deal with me,I faint if I no go pick


Shame no dey catch person wey no get shame

Tinubuadvocate:
Stop saying nonsense what concern APC with this check the organization taking him to the court.

APC is most likely sponsorsing the organization

Use your head
No be everything dem go spell for you
Wetin concine normal organization and Atiku's place of birth

Tinubu playing 3D chess with PDP
Can't allow Atiku win election against him if he doesn't participate


APC 1-0 PDP

If one Dowen College big boy with nice whip toasts her,he go disect her Toto so why is she making noise

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Pasima:
Good morning guys please I need your advice, I am dating this girl since July and we only have sex twice in August and since then she is not giving me sex up till date. I have asked her why she said nothing. I am confused although I know she is not giving it to another guy but I am not happy for the past 3 months my dick never enter her TOTO, PLEASE WHAT COULD BE THE REASON?

After reading the part where you said she is not giving another guy Toto,I reconcluded after concluding after reading the thread title that you are a fool

We all know it's you,OP

You left school because yahoo money was hot but now that pocket don tear,you remember education is the best legacy

I am entirely convinced going for BBNaija reduces IQ

Everybody knows transion has a lot of issues but it has more benefits for the average

The likes of iPhones and Samsung are very expensive so if not for transion,many of us wouldn't have a smartphone.
With the shortcomings of the transsion phones,many of us still use them for our day to day activities which puts food on the table.
When I started my crypto,forex,tutoring and giftcards journey with my brother,we were both using infinix phones that we had to save our lives for and it cost 50k.With that phone,we were able to do all kinds of business and make a lot of money.
Even my friend who is now a big time seller of clothes started by posting pics on his 30k Tecno then.

All of us now are using iPhones now but slandering transsion phones is a no for us because we know how useful it was for the poor and struggling.Most of you guys should just chill.You can't expect to buy a phone of 40k and expect it to be on the same level with an iPhone or Samsung of 200k.

If you hate it so much,don't buy it.You can't afford iPhone 11 but you will be complaining nonstop about Tecno camon

Na olosho and run girls go full that app

Sister Jane for choir by day fit be Lekki Slayqueen by night

I pity the gullible guys going there to look for a responsible woman

See as Lai Mohammed is influencing Twitter policies positively

Now that Jack has stepped down,he should be made the next CEO of Twitter

adeolaben:
Sorry about your parents falling a victim... But you need to know that ordinary/average Nigerian is always looking for any available loop hole to scam.... Not just pastors , even "You" .... Your parents wants instant miracles, why can't they pray to God personally?

I'm not a boy, I'm a man ..... You may be the foolish/brainless skunk here...
Think deep before speaking trash

Lastly, the last time I attended church was during my kid brother's wedding.... And that's about 11years hiatus

You definitely don't have common sense

Most Nigerians are victims of the scam yet you are coming here to showcase that you don't have any sense

adeolaben:
I don't think this should be any of your business, in as much you aren't amongst the tithe and offering giver in any of those churches, then I think you should keep mute..... The members of those churches aren't complaining to you... So why the headache... Bro

My parents have been victims of the fraudulent scams of these pastors so it is very much my business

You sound like a pastor's child or you just don't have common sense

The pastors will have no issues paying

One week tithe and offering will pay everything

Mumu OP.
Did the small girls come and complain to you?
The small girls are even the ones praying for the big gods to woo them.It is all about the money.Building wealth takes time so it's normal for older men to have money hence why these girls dey find them.


Dey there dey talk like omo butty wey no no anything.
Every man knows that these small girls get better puna than all those older ladies(abeg,I am talking 18 to like 21 and not below o)

I am a student of UNILAG and I can tell you that most girls are looking for a sugar daddy.

Its all about the money.I even have a friend in 100 level who is the only son of a super wealthy family.He dey ball and fok 400 level bigbabes steady,married men on the island and even those matured IG influencers and lowkey female celebs.

OfficialJayy:
First, portugal are not out of wc2022 yet, they just have to win their next two games.. plus if not because of that referee that ruled out Cristiano's goal during the first leg, Portugal would have qualified already

You call Portugal's group a farmers group,, but let remind you that they only lost one game during the qualifiers and hence were not able to qualify directly.. now compare that to south america when you can lose five games and still qualify.. you dont need me telling you which of them is more competitive

Lastly,, ballon dor is going to lewandowski sha.. all pessi fanboys go shed tears on the 29th

Messi has qualifed in a group with Uruguay and Brazil while that fraud can't do it against Ireland and Serbia.
When Portugal doesn't qualify,you will blame everybody except Ronaldo including their world class squad.If Ronaldo misses open post,Ronaldo fans will say the ball has issues


Are you not ashamed of using Lewandowski's name to mask the fact that your goat wont be among top 2?
From Kante to Jorginho to Benzema to Lewandowski.You guys have no shame at all

Ewizard:
Just in:

Mauricio Pochettino is open to leaving a Messi PSG side mid-season to join a Ronaldo Manchester United side if the united board agrees to pay a £10m compensation to PSG.

This tells you how much he's tired of that fraudulent unhealthy argentine dwarf that has only 3 goals in 13 matches.

[/b][b]In Other News:
Cristiano Ronaldo is the first ever player to score in each of an English club's first five matches of a single European Cup/Champions League season (excluding qualifiers)[/b]

There's no record left for Ronaldo to break, he's now setting records for the younger generation.

[b]UCL 2021/2022:
Ronaldo: 6 goals in 5 matches.
5 of the 6 goals are winning goals that has secured the UCL R16 spot for United for the first time in 3 years.

There are levels to this GOAT thing.

These Ronaldo fans will bring out the most useless stats to justify their debate.
Person wey no fit qualify for World Cup.
Una dey call Ligue 1 farmers league yet your GOAT no fit qualify for World cup in a farmers group

I can imagine your tears wheh the GOAT wins his Ballon d'or on the 29th

Amalekki:
Na wah for you Ayo, too harsh!!! Way back, my friend lost his NLNG spot to a big boy who paid up. We cursed taya. The big boy is still living super big, has his own family now and exploring the world. Na NLNG job, not Vatican City or Winners Chapel. Life is life, curses are for consolation of the poor and the weak.

Even the Vatican city,if person know bishop or cardinal or the pope,your matter don finish o

Na money and power everywhere

Amalekki:
Na wah for you Ayo, too harsh!!! Way back, my friend lost his NLNG spot to a big boy who paid up. We cursed taya. The big boy is still living super big, has his own family now and exploring the world. Na NLNG job, not Vatican City or Winners Chapel. Life is life, curses are for consolation of the poor and the weak.

When my popcy died and things were no longer sweet like before,my elder brother brought us up the street way and educated us on how karma,curses,justice and even religion wey we carry for head is the consolation for the poor.

Nothing like good or bad,just dey hussle your own.If you dey try play for the books for here,you go suffer ehnn.If person thief from you,you sef thief from another person.If OP still dey cry about FIRS job till today,he go work one 20k job las Las while the wicked person that cheated him will go for vacation in Dubai this Christmas and fvck sexy babes in a big car with the salary that he is supposed to be earning.

Na evil people dey live long and chop life for this country.Use Politicians and password as example

The younger sister will chop his money too and japa

This can never be me.If my girlfriend's family is disturbing too much for material things even at the point of marriage,be it bride price and others,I will just give her belle.If dem like,make Dem no bring her load come

BiggyB242:
Lol, if Nah by cause Tinubu, Obasanjo and our other politicians don suppose die since. Irony is they are living the best life securing the bag for the yet unborn. Men gat wise up and be street smart.

Even those so called pastor aka motivational speaker they cash out big. I know of a guy who now a prophet if I tell you wetin that guy use people eye see. Now them go call am daddy GO lol.

I am telling you.Make everybody wise up.Nobody holy.You have to be smart.


Pastors na the worst thieves(even worse than politicians).They preach about Jesus coming soon yet they are using poor people tithes to build private investments for themselves till their 10th generation.Them go say all is vanity yet if you see the mansions and car then dey drive,your eye go open.They go just use church money to get funds to build funds.

gulfer:
Those who paid to take your position have inadvertently taken all your pain, sorrow, early death and frequent sicknesses in life, God will surely give you a better song in due course

You no get sense.
The people that paid for his position are most likely in comfortable homes in Maitama,driving big cars, flexing big babes and chopping life to the fullest.You are here saying nonsense about sicknesses and rubbish.

Nothing like good and bad,right and wrong,over here,it's rich and poor,powerful and the weak

If you like dey there dey carry religion for head and no start to dey think like street boy,you go pray tire,you go still dey suffer

Ogun forbids I marry a girl that has been raped

If my girlfriend tells me such,na japa straight

michru:
This is the question that an ilitrate should be asking.

Reminds me of a Yorùbá movie.

Wife had been pestering her husband to do court wedding, he refused, the wife's parent tried, he still didn't.
Told them he will not and he didn't see the need for it and probably didn't favour him.

One day, the company he worked for decided they were going to send him and his family out of the country, maybe to head a department. He was so happy until he found out he needed his marriage certificate in order to process the whole package.

Come and see begging, the wife refused, he went and begged the wife's parent, then they reminded him of how he said court wedding is of no use for him.

Abeg, for sake of formality, do what is right in time.
If you don't have an ulterior motive, then do all that is proper.

The wife is a foolish woman and you sef don't have sense for bringing a nollywood movie into this discussion

If na me,I go go do court marriage with another woman go abroad
Who she epp

Money dey this barbing o!
Hair must grow so people must Barb to look good

My elder brother best friend sold the land he inherited for like 3.5million and opened a standard barbing saloon when he didn't see work after school in 2016

Now,he has his own car,is building his house in winners area in Ota and he always dress good.Last time I went,he was telling me he wants to open another one in Ikeja
Normal barbing price is 2k and man has a lot of customers,u no fit go there anytime without seeing crowd,he even has PS4 which attracts a lot of guys as they get to play for free while waiting

White collar job no dey pay at all o!

Not surprised with his name "Amarachi"

I am sure he is a kitten

As a Messi fan,Atalanta for the win and NG for Ororo

But if you want to stake,put your life savings,borrow from your babe,siblings,use your school fees on man u to concede at least 2

Muriel and Zapata,no fall hand o

TheEnygma:
Who else has noticed that similarities between him and Azikiwe are just too much.

-Both come from West African countries.
-Both were born in the early 1900's
-Both fought and struggled hard to liberate their countries' from the British.
-Both became the leaders of their respective countries.
- Both got removed from power by coup.

I could go on and on.

Azikwe is not a nationalist in my book..

Man sold us to the North,that's why we are suffering like this
Imagine supporting one Nigeria even where there is clear distinction in each tribe and the tribes didn't even like each other
He wasn't even a leader like that
He was just a figurehead
The fulanis were in full power

Watch how they come out to defend him

How person go just wake up one day dey see money to build numerous hotels,clubs and bars without any background

amedualiyu:
Having sex before marriage is a terrible sin before God. Only God knows the repercussion when you add abortion to it. Please think of life hereafter before engaging in abortion.

Did OP tell you he is a Christian?


Abeg,OP,Please abort that baby so he/she doesn't end up selling pure water at 5 years old...
The poverty,hunger and suffering I saw as a kid,I almost kill myself

I thank God things change o!