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See what these ones are protesting for..

If I am born as a Nigerian in my next life,I go carry knife for hospital chook myself

Xixtie:
Didn't know I could survive without IG for 1 minute.
Here I am doing fine after several hours without it.
I'm sincerely doing away with those apps even after they've been restored.
I'm wasting a lot and gaining almost nothing.

Shattap there jare
Do away with wetin?

We all know you are a IG slay queen and that's your source of income

QuickStandard:
This guy is better than Gabriel Jesuz of city. My honest opinions

Thank God you said your opinion.

This OP no Sabi anything at all
We want to see real "beach pictures" abeg

Cashsteady:
I made a post here on nairaland about how me and my ex broke up and still calls me...


Me and this girl talked on phone for a while until I finally put her number in blacklist when she did this:



This useless girl will call me and start telling me about how are current boyfriend is caring, gives her money and even planning to buy an iPhone xr for her hoping I will get jealous. I just laugh and say ok..

After a while she and her current boyfriend had a misunderstanding and that one stopped calling her.. she called me and told me everything that happened, I told her to call him and beg him since it was her fault because her current was angry when he discovered she still calls me.. na so this girl come dey begin story say she no get card call her boyfriend that I should send card for her. I told her okay that I will send it after the call.. the call ended , 5hrs passed I no do card for her she called and told me she was waiting I said ok... Another 5hrs passed I still no do the card, this time she called I ignored, after constant calls I added her number to black list then she sent me a text saying "she will never call me again" I just laughed and since then she has been on my blacklist..




I still don't get why girls behave like this.. you called me and told me how caring your current boyfriend because e no follow you talk again you come dey call me and tell me make I do sub for you lol.. na me be mumu abi

You Bleep up bro
How can you be talking to your ex about her boyfriend
You think you are redpilled but that's just simp behaviour!
You suppose change am for am as she dey talk nonsense for phone

See bro,invite that girl to your house with the promise of 2k,she will obviously come because she sounds like a broke greedy b!tch and fvck am mercilessly before you show her the way out without giving her a dime

I am very sure that girl no be fine girl sef..
When I was broke then,I usually use the promise of iPhone 7 plus then to get average babes into my bed and then japa

If I can earn 100k USD a week,I don't give a flying fvck who calls me monkey or shit..

Afterall,I get insults daily from my fellow Nigerians and I laugh about it,abi is Nigeria not extremely tribalistic which is very similar to racism
Don't we still chop life

Wetin concine me with monkey talk when I go enter my Lamborghini to my amazing mansion in Napoli,eat dope food and fvck sexy Italian girls that the poor Italians cursing me can never afford

Kizzygentle:
Are u kidding me? Pep and mourinho? Pep is only good when money is involved. He can't work with an average team.

What is this one saying
How much did Pep spend and tell me the big names he bought when he won the Sextuple in 2009
Somebody that turned a previous season trophyless Barcelona to one of the greatest teams of all time
Why not check who dominated Spanish trophies when he was at Madrid abi Madrid is not a rich club

On top United fat pockets, imagine winning only Europa league
I know that if Pep won the Europa league with a rich team,he would be mocked and ridiculed yet these chosen one's fans make it seem like a big achievement

Abi Chelsea too does not have Billionaire backing them abi

Kizzygentle:
Still the best coach ever with a distance.. He breaks history with average clubs.. Now will you say it was Abrahamovich that pumped in money or real Madrid that have all the star studded players. Honestly I have followed serie A for a couple of years and Roma has really struggled in recent times but since mourinho stepped in as their head coach, the change is visible.. Respect to the greatest coach ever.. That's why he is *THE SPECIAL ONE*

Which history did he break with United or Tottenham or united
Or is Europa Leagueand 2nd place now an important trophy for one of the greatest coaches of all time

You even said a distance when Pep is better than him..
Make he go win Sextuple then we can talk

Mr man,go and make better money,you are not yet financially stable enough

Women rules for men they date is only for the poor
"I can't date a short man"
"I can't date an ugly man"
I can't date a man old enough to be my father"
"I can't date a man that doesn't last in bed"
"I can't date a baby daddy"

If he is rich,all these excuses fly out the window
Ask Ned if you don't believe

Disclaimer12:
Then whoever you are, u must either be a slowpoke or suffering from extremes poverty of the mind! We all know about year of the return, but u making it seems it's a Ghana initiative is weird ! Hardly will u watch a major league game without a certain Nigerian on either side of the team , that alone gives u sense of belongings! It's a milestone to have a young African based artists winning the prestigious grammy award! Yes Burna boy did it! Whizkid did it! We all thought it's a big deal featuring those A list musicians in America ! Until drake jump to savour afro beat ! Rick Ross is vibing it! Chris Brown dances to afro beat like king David in the bible! Recently justin Bieber and Brandy has join the bandwagon! Afrobeat is the future of African music ! And incase u don't know, Nigerians are the most educated migrant in the United States! If all u read about Nigeria is the negative aspect , then that's your own headache! U can choke on it! We have our own internal problems, the more reason we don't respond to u African countries when u throw your tantrums! We only responded to SA when they thought they had the monopoly of violence

Tiri gbosa for the two person wey born you

Fridayy65:
Zg

E no go better for ya papa

Bet9ja owner right now

humurphia:
I took interest in this girl on Instagram/ Tinder. She looks like a decent and cool headed girl for friendship.

After introducing ourselves and chatting for a while. I called the next week .we vibed a little and joked on the call like she wasn't a stranger.

Towards the ending of the call with her , she asked "what do i do for a living?"

This is someone i just met on the internet, and i feel bad vibes that this was part of the first set of questions she had to ask.

Is this an Airtel Red flag?
Is she genuine or is she likely to be only about the money?
Or was she trying to make a conversation ?

My brother,I don't know about other countries but in Nigeria,all girls(that are not catfishes) on Tinder are oloshos.
You can tell her what you do but once you tell her you are doing something with huge income,she go wan date you.

Please,do not fall in love.
Fvck am till you are tired and japa

That girl is there to extort you to the last kobo(she doesn't care about your future investments,money for mumcy) and japa to a wealthier one.
Play your game and japa.

If you refuse to listen,as someone said with a meme above,you shall see terrible things
Shine ya eye

Only a delinquent can say Brazil is a third world country when Nigeria is a third world country
They are definitely not on the same levels

They are not there yet but at least,they are getting there as a second world country but Nigeria is far below third world
I think 5th world is suitable
A few areas where the extremely rich live is developed and you think Nigeria is good
If you go to the poorest countries in the world and see where the areas where their top businessmen, politicians and mega rich live,you will marvel

Only a delinquent can say Brazil is a third world country when Nigeria is a third world country
They are definitely not on the same levels

They are not there yet but at least,they are getting there as a second world country but Nigeria is far below third world
I think 5th world is suitable
A few areas where the extremely rich live is developed and you think Nigeria is good
If you go to the poorest countries in the world and see where the areas where their top businessmen, politicians and mega rich live,you will marvrk6

Princelumide:
It's going to get better by the grace of God.[color=#770077][/color]

Is that not what you people said ten years ago
Has it been better


The sooner you people drop your religous mumuism and understand God gave us natural resources,intellectual minds (two main ingredients for building a happy nation) and He doesn't really involve himself in human matters directly,the better for you

Countries wey no get God sef dey do better

I don't care of Martial scores 10
I just need Penald not to score

What of the father

Men are truly finished

lalasticlala:
Lol. It's because of the health implication of taking too much of coke. I was really addicted to it. She was worried about the addiction. Imagine me taking coke every day.

Ok then.
Wish you great luck in your marriage

I thought you were one of those men who allow their wife control their thinking but this is good

Greet madam for me

PrinceofAgoAre:
. See this one. U no see d likes of kid laroi, jacob banks nd bts. Na ed sheeran, justin bieber nd d weekend u dey talk. U 4 mention r kelly, usher nd chris brown na.

Oga,you suppose dey yaba left

Fireboy get better vocald pass Justin
Na just Sheeran remain

lalasticlala:
I prefer coke. Was once addicted to drinking coke but my wife didn't like it so I had to work on that.

Which kin simp be this
So if your wife doesn't like you doing what you enjoy,you will quit

None

The best is that 5alive pulpy,can't go a day without drinking at least 3

I will buy a beautiful house in the US with this money

Nigerian real estate people are thieves

OP,How much be last price Jale Jale?

I wan buy

Imagine one fool comparing Fireboy to Buju

Fireboy is only comparable to the likes of Ed Sheeran,Justin Bieber and The Weeknd and he is better than two out of them

Anybody that thinks otherwise deserves to be admitted into Yabaleft

Favfables:
So if you assist a girl who desperately needs assistance without sleeping with her, you're a simp??

Wow!!!!
Weldone OP

Mumu,the girl was obviously manipulating him by trying to extort him.
We all know it's a game.
The guy wants to Bleep her and move on while she wants to extort him to the last Kobo,even if na him business money and move on so why is she playing victim when the guy finally understood the game

Imagine leaving your job to be a leech.I know for a fact that my own brother who is quite wealthy won't give me shit if I leave my job to leech completely on him.

After seeing those pictures,no city in Nigeria is even a 5th tier city

China should do quick,come and colonize us and turn Nigeria to China abeg,there is nothing they will do that can be worse than the current suffering we are going through

As for me,I rarely sleep at night even though I have lectures because I am learning online skills that will help me japa to a better country.When I see struggling Nigerians giving birth to children anyhow,I just shake my head.Una go hear am soon by the time APC wins next election

That Pique get better taste
He don fvck this fine babe wey sabi whine waist tire,he don win Champions league tire,win Euros tire,win Laliga tire,win Sextuple and treble, win Copa Del Rey tire,win World Cup con still get cute kids with plenty money..

The guy just dey gbadun this life

God,when?

Karlman:
My In-laws are doing their father's burial and I don't have money kindly advise.
This is really a serious matter as I have only two weeks left.
Elders in the house kindly advise a brother.
Thanks



Chief Lalasticlala ... Mynd44 Dominique and all mods kindly uplift this post as I am on very hot seat please.
Thanks

You better don't kill yourself on top in-law matter
You don't have, simple

Is your wife not making money
How much will she contribute if your own father dies?
Does she not have brothers or sisters who are working?
If your wife is disturbing you to find money by all means,better para for her and go and tell her to borrow from LAPO

If you like,goan take loan you cannot pay only for the loan apps to send insulting messages to your wife,her family,your boss, your friends leading to worse outcomes

If you like,steal.
If you like,fvck up the new job you just got.

When my father died,we were all students yet we brought out the little we have and have the man a nice burial without doing pass ourselves

The heart attack wey u dey find,u go see am one day
God forbid I marry in this country,na so I go use my hand carry person wahala for head

Makinde for president
Wike for vice

Omo,how dem dey do am
Me sef go like learn work,cashout big and comot invest better investment