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I am very sorry if there wasn't formal invitation on here during the period.

Smellymouth:
My brother, I am still amazed ooo
Tubaba speak fluent English??

Change is constant.

We all know 2face as a guy who speaks well lyrically with awarding heavy, hot and smashing hits in his name

But off lyrics unto interviews and reality, he is well known with "nothing dey happen". We all at a point helped him out with "nothing dey happen" when asked some questions.

A man who can perfectly express himself lyrically, but.......hmmm, we need to ask Annie how he wooed her.

2face struggled to be who he is today despite academic challenges. He was never with the silver spoon right from birth (who wan dash am sef), but today he possesses, and also have children with 'diamond spoon', and not only silver spoon.

Nothing lasts forever my people, if you have been observing 2face of late, he has eloquently improved on sets.

As a celebrity, he realized his shortcomings and attended to them. You will also realise he's on family planning. No more upandan offloading.

I wanna believe the improvement is based on INDUCTION - An environment rubs off on one.

I was really impressed with his state of "English Vocab" while reading what he said during these two interviews.


Smellymouth sef couldn't contain his amazement.


Here are the excerpts:

#Dammy Krane Vs Wizkid

"Mehn…I was really disappointed, you know, considering both of them na my people, and most importantly, Dammy and Wiz have been good friends; but I am glad they quickly put it all behind them and made peace.

In as much as it is very bad to jack another man’s property, it is also your responsibility to protect your property."

www.nairaland.com/2883309/tuface-speaks-dammy-krane-wizkids

#2face Vs Mikel Obi

But the legend of African music has come out to clear the air once and for all, speaking on your Champions dial Sports Radio 88.9 Brila Fm he said,

” I met John Obi Mikel for the first time at the MOBO awards two years before I released the song ‘Only me’ , I won an award on the night, Mikel congratulated me and along side P Square, D’Banj and Don Jazzy we all went to hangout together”

He added,

“At the time I did the song, Mikel had issues with his inability to show up for certain Super Eagles games, then some very good rumour monger picked a line from my song as regards patriotism towards representing the National football team and ran with the story of a rift between us, I spoke with Mikel on the phone and we had a good laugh about it”

Also speaking on John Obi Mikel, he added

“Mikel is a cool, somewhat quiet person and people misunderstand that for arrogance”.

www.nairaland.com/2883890/2face-clears-air-mikel-obi

N.B
We will like 2face to also clear the air about "Blackface and 2face", since he don talk about "2face and Mikel", and "Dammy Krane and Wizkid".

IamChuzzy:
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Some will ask parents to pay for excursions and the destination for such will be shoprite or Eko hotel.......

it is indeed worrisome and pathetic.
what happened to days of museum, Badagry, airports and the likes.

Now, they travel to US, UK and the likes for excursion.

Well, excursion is short trip for pleasure, thus the shoprite and Eko hotel.

IamChuzzy:
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The other day, one mushroom school in my neighbourhood at Badagry was teaching one useless rhyme... "left right left right, ikebe no dey heavy the owner, left right.."........

Above all, government has little concern with education. If not, having such an assignment on a text book in the first place will never be conceived.

The concerned pupil must be very musically inclined to have gotten the answers right.

IamChuzzy:
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Some will ask parents to pay for excursions and the destination for such will be shoprite or Eko hotel.......

it is indeed worrisome and pathetic.
what happened to days of museum, Badagry, airports and the likes.

Now, they travel to US, UK and the likes for excursion.

Well, excursion is short trip for pleasure, thus the shoprite and Eko hotel.

IamChuzzy:
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The other day, one mushroom school in my neighbourhood at Badagry was teaching one useless rhyme... "left right left right, ikebe no dey heavy the owner, left right.."........

Above all, government has little concern over our education system with all the Federal Government Colleges buried and smelling.

If not, having such an assignment on a text book in the first place will never be conceived.

The concerned pupil must be very musically inclined to have gotten the answers right.


Unless, IFF it is a Music Class assignment.

IdisuleOurOwn:
Chai, Nairaland has gone to the dogs. Too much children these days.

When you mates are making waves in technological advancement. Just yesterday, I read on Nairaland how a boy from Kebbi State built a car from scraps, how a student from Uniben create a touchless phone.

And you, you are here doing what? Asking if you are what?

This are things to benefit mankind. If Alex Bell, Pythagoras, and other behave in a way such as yours, we won't be here today interm of technological advancement.

And some girls here will fall for you.

*Spits on your bald head *

take it easy bros.
Let's unwind.

#Dadknowsbetter


Meanwhile;

Oya laugh

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Lassa fever and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:

2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

OP, welcome to Lagos - Centre of excellence. A state full of opportunities to become whatever!


Hold ur phone tight sha, I will rather you put am inside your pant on vibration.

u get charger so?



Meanwhile:

Oya laugh

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Lassa fever and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:

2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

the N500,000 you have made from robbery is good to start up a biz, but why didn't u start before nabbed.

See as the guy dey confess sef.

Oya, police officers let's move and arrest those mentioned

hope white face no be symptom of Lassa Fever sha.

You try sha, no mind Falconey. PMs go soon start to dey flood in...falconey is gonna be one of them with undercover moniker.

Be careful of those dangling wires.



Meanwhile,

Oya laugh

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Lassa fever and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:

2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

You have to fight for what's yours.....you have to go warn the soldier.....the violent take it by force.




Meanwhile,

Oya laugh

A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Lassa fever and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:

2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.

PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

For a woman who has been tasting the forbidden fruitS before marriage, then this won't be acceptable unless if the guy us fvcking rich and with the support of vibrator.

An innocent lady from a village won't see anything wrong with this 'Biro Cover' unlike the city lady whose eyes don tear!

for whose wedding? Esther snd Seun?

Let's be careful of what we bring to FP.

totally the same.....Seun shouldn't worry about that.

25 members and 98 topics......very long way to go....with time and hardwork!

Of course, jail is meant for those found guilty.

U wan carry people go ur blog, and u no put better link.

A dropout!

Jimmy casting a spell on Wizkid to run mad......and he don dey madt already.


When someone is said to be running after a beat, then wahala dey.....even person we believe sey he is running after a beat needs brain evaluation.

Where have you been?
Stopped seeing you around.


This your message carry power.....Spiritual matter kwanu!

aesthetic look that gives a spiffy interior.

You should have added engine and interior pictures to clear doubt of passerby randomly taking pictures of vehicle.

jubrils:
So there's practically nothing one can do about it? It's saddening actually, and porting to another bank will not likely prevent these kind of things.

My friend just told me that the bank, Keystone has paid the money last week since October, last year.

There is hope my brother.

E don red!