ChiefAzubuike:
This one doesn't look like a soldier . He looks like one of those artisans or debino sellers in mile 12 .

The wife on the other hand could have handled her belly fat better. Only women who don't take care of their bodies carry belly fat. If its pregnancy then she's a disgrace to womanhood for failing to keep her virginity till her wedding night..

OceanmorganTrix:

They shall prepare but Nigeria shall surely fly back with the CUP

GAZZUZZ:
Following the spate of suicides on bridges in lagos, I want to strongly advise that people lock their keys in the car b4 jumping, and not jump with the key. Make life easier for those you left behind.

thank you.

LastSurvivor11:
Sad death..

U guys did ur bests..

Anigreat:








This one afonjas no go let us see road again


watch them shouting proudly afonja up and down in this thread, just watch.

Tracypacy:
If President Buhari pays you a surprise visit tomorrow Democracy Day and gives you the opportunity to ask for just ONE favour which must be GRANTED. What would you ask for ?

NwaAmaikpe:



Then she must have been a wayward slut if her brideprice had been paid yet another man answered her phone late at night when her husband was away.

I was even thinking she was a mere girlfriend.

How will a woman whose brideprice has been paid for still be hopping around at every opportunity she gets?
Nigerian women really need to improve on their fidelity.

izombie:
See wetin buhari dey cause.

tamzy123:
Pls what will make the steering of a car be shaking (vibrating) while driving...?

Jazzlite:
A thoroughbred democrat.

Emypresh:
About 3million naira should be owk

NwaAmaikpe:



Thank God.

I can't imagine life for many of us without this spiritual mentor.

Paradigm777:


From the way he is sipping that juice you could tell Linda bought it for him.

QueenSuccubus:



Not bcoz they are gay , they are not qualified to become parents...

They are way better than these crack head mothers and dead beat baby daddies...

NwaAmaikpe:



There are 365days in a year.
Let's assume these folks have sex 350 out of the 365 days in a year.

They have been married for 62 years.
So;
350 x 62 = 21,700.

Chai!!
This frail, innocent looking woman has had sex almost 22 thousand times in her life.

What will the diameter, circumference and radius of her aperture be?
I just pity her p.

Fuckgodndjesus:
Nothing wrong with that probably their god thought it was time they joined him it's actually a blessing in disguise.

propanet:
Police can't just pick on you without a reason

Deltayankeeboi:
YORUBAS AND DISEASE. ALWAYS HAVING ONE DISEASE TO ANOTHER. SMH

ped007:
hmmmmmm

greatnaija01:
his neck was still not straight even as a child.... na wa o. Is that why is voice is that way?