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kunyeo:
I need urgent advice from anyone on how I can buy a reliable and sensible device, whether gadget, power bank that can charge my laptop. I work remotely and without my laptop I am literally rendered helpless. I need a charging device just for my laptop only.I mean the one you have used personally and works perfectly for you.Thanks

Check out this, it does 5 to 6 hours https://www. jumia. com. ng. /itel-100000mah-320wh-portable-power-station-130w-fast-charging-lifepo4-battery-iess-320t-419199930.html. copy and remove the space

gigabyte13:
Toooooor
Atiku son dey APC
Hell fire Rufai son dey APC
But none of the TINUBU sons or daughters dey ADC....
THIS MESSAGE NO BE FOR EVERYBODY
NA FOR PEOPLE WEY GET THINKING BRAINS
I NO GO TALK PASS LIKE THAT

Next you go hear say him dey contest for House of Rep or Senate

Jakumo:
In Ghana, the military is authorized to shoot crop-destroying cows and their terrorist Fulani bed-mates on sight and without any warning. That is why you rarely if ever hear about crop destruction in Ghana. The Ghanaian leadership responds to trespass crimes with an iron hand.

For the avoidance of doubt, Ghana's Christian-led government doesn't mess around when it comes to neutralizing crop-destroying trespassers. Hopefully, Nigeria will evolve to Ghana's level of law-enforcement and agricultural resource protection, now that Uncle Sam is on the scene to show how things need to be done in Nigeria.

Not only that, in Ghana you can't be a Ghanian and claim to be Fulani, the day you do that you stop being a Ghanian and will be deported to wherever you or, parents or grand parents came from

kpankpangolo:
I don’t know if I don’t understand English or whoever created the rule doesn’t.

If this is the golden rule…

“Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.”

Why do our comments and posts get deleted? They are supposed to remain visible and whoever made them can/will face the wrath of legal authorities.

Somebody should make this make sense.

Local regulators, international regulators, presence of international investigation bodies to monitor posts as hints for trapping future attacks or national/international vulnerability tendencies

Horizontal Integration aim at by Vertical integration

michjunior:
What do women want?

There's this girl I have known for a while and I like her really because I think she's hardworking and nice..she was just coming out of a relationship which according to her her ex cheated on her .we began as friends we became found of each other I asked her she said she wasn't ready for a relationship or that's she needs time because of how her former relationship hurts her ..that she prefers we stay as friends for now.she comes to my house,cooks and cleans for me almost every week,calls first always chats first always does everything but refusing to commit ...I told her I like her enough that I can't just settle being friends with her and that I have been patient enough over 4 months now I believe is enough time... she's refusing to let me go and refusing to commit... honestly I'm tired

She is already in relationship with you Na you dey expect her to say it formally

Goo0dHardDick:
He is actually dumb!

However, efcc will not arrest him, it's all cruise

He is actually selling a property but using wrong image to sell it

The guy Sabi pull strings, first he knows if he post the picture of the Hotel other hijackers will steal his commission, second he put the agency fee as 120 M that means the property is going for 920 M naira, then he used the image of a highly controversial government parastatal that goes after financial criminals as the image for capturing the attention of the public. Most that aren't smart will not comprehend what he marketed, but the smart ones who might even be trying to evade EFCC rich reach out to him for clarity which will lead to a WIN WIN. This is high level Idan

Phabulous4:
That young man is smart! Their is a huge disclaimer in his post and It must have been carefully thought out!.

No explicit word for sale!

By using the phrase Hotel available, you can only assume that he was referring the EFFCC building as an Hotel, no one can prove that.

He played a long ball and still kept possession.

But here in Nigeria, He can be victimized by just doing this.


Source: https://x.com/i/status/2020922896823222588

Nlfpmod Seun mynd44 Lalasticlala

You are highly intelligent

morgan100:
I pray my abductors are captured this way. I was a victim of kidnapping on the 10th of December 2025. I went through hell in the hands of these animals. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH THEM, AND EVERYONE who is involved in this stupid act.

Are they also fulanis

Macphenson:
Una wicked for this forum.

Very wicked fifu

Grit2943:
Good afternoon everyone
Happy weekend

Please I need insight from people on the recommended fee I can pay someone to drive my car from Abuja to Ibadan. My car is a 2011 Camry with a four cylinder engine.

My current plan is 100k for fuelling and 100k for his services.

Thank you very much

It's a good price I have someone that will take that to drive you from Abuja to Ibadan, you can chat me up on 08089456258

yongg:
JHave you noticed that Chatham House ish proximity kinda has more of his attention than Nigerians, especially when it comes to election related periods.

That's is where who leads us are decided

Kemetian:
NIGERIA IS THE NEW BRIDE OF THE WORLD.

Every other country is positioning itself to be part of the Great Rise of Nigeria.

First state visit to UK in 37 years.

Can you imagine?

It's almost as if they'd completely given up on the country before seeing that ''Oh, so they even have some seriousness in them with this Tinubu of a man and his genuine reform policies? We better get back in!''

If you go on AI ChatGPT and tell it ''describe Nigeria in 2050'', you'll be wondering if it's this same Nigeria it's talking about.

If you push it to 2070, it's more or less describing heaven on earth.

If you have a business you want to start, in order to build generational wealth, there's no better time to start than now, however small.

In the next 3 to 5 years, you won't believe where you are.

THIS ECONOMY is headed in ONE DIRECTION ONLY for the forseeable future.

Up.

Then one fanatical northerner will come in as President and take us backwards 7 times

temitope27:
dangote was not born into Christianity, and yet he's the most successful man in Africa right now

You seem not to comprehend the message of Christianity, God created all humans as his image and likeness, humans derail from following after God falling victim of the accuser who was not happy God replaced him with humans, the accuser deceived and got man to go against the set law and as a result man lost his place and was alienated from God, the repercussion means pain, perils, struggles in life to make ends meet and eventually death not only here but in the life after here for eternity, that is even after death man will be separated from God eternally. God had a plan to restore humans back to him and according to the law it will require death of whosoever he sent as sacrifice and punishment for the offence man made, God sent his own Son to do that on man's behalf taking the form and nature of men, he suffered and died for the remission of others sins, then he resurrected so that man will have access to life. If it's all about making money and being rich here, God has given all humans such capacity, it's part of man's futility to only focus on making money. If it's actually true that there is life after here will you prefer to be in doom or restored back to God who created you in his image. That is the central point of all that the Christian faith preaches, not being rich on Earth at the expense of life after here even though it teaches wisdom on how to achieve that. In fact Jesus said somewhere what shall it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul in eternity

jonas117:
I have a GTB account.I can switch immediately if need be. also what are their interest rates and what amount can they give?

You can't just switch it's 3 months of getting paid and the tag must be Salary, their interest rate is 1% to 2% and what you are given is dependent on your salary, some can even get up to 1 million naira and pay less than 100k per month

jonas117:
opay

that's bad, if you are actually using GTB or UBA they would have given you the loan at very low interest rates

Comfortableme:
My Facebook account was suspended on the 5th of January and have provided all what they asked me to, still it's not opened, although I do get notifications but can't access my account, please what else can I do to get it back
Thanks

Get your international passport, voters card or driver's licence except for these otilo mine was shut down already since September last year

jonas117:
I work with a transportation company, I make more than 600k monthly by managing the vehicles as my salary. What reputable financial institution can I get a loan/advance on the salary I am expecting?

Online microfinance banks have ridiculous interest rates and Nigerian banks are known to be very unwilling to give out loans. what can I do?

I am loooking for an advance or loan with reasonable interest and flexible payment system on an amount I am sure to get, which financial institution can I get it from that is trusted and doesn't engage in suspicious activities?

Which bank do you get your salary paid through

DoctorAyukebot:
Deh play 😂😂..

we don sight you,

DoctorAyukebot:
So what if it is an actual video. He has a right to a private life of his own...Cho cho cho everywhere...This man sef and fine babes na 5 and 6. I have a feeling this is my life he is living.. 😂

21 years on Nairaland and I made first to comment. I dedicate this to all the cho cho people who are never minding their business. As you cho cho cho on others, so will others cho cho cho on you ten folds

So Na you be future Oshiomhole, we go block you from our honey pot 🍯 , you want to lavish our Commonwealth on foreign baddies

The more you look the less you see, the guy is just using controversy to sell his movie

This guy na werey , but he actually understands human needs for sensation, we love controversy. The funny part is that both him and B Lord go still dey cash out because he go dey mention his name. Who knows if both of them had a deal

TheBaddestAshaw:
Hi, I am a woman in my mid 20s and if I need to interact with a man who doesn't know my name, 9/10 he will refer to me as Mama. Why? Women don't do this btw. Women call me Aunty. So why are men doing this?

you have a motherly charisma

pocohantas:
Congrats once again to them.
Rewatching Tonto's wedding video, it is evident she converted all the love to hatred after their marriage packed up. She really loved the Churchill guy. Mr X that year.

I am happy for them. If you put pride aside, you realise the kids are the biggest beneficiaries of a healthy marriage or coparenting arrangement.

She had traumatic childhood and needed rescue. Same with the guy, possibly their needs caused the attraction but it often ends in a chaotic loop

GildedTruth:
You hit the nail on the head. Nigeria is actually one of the biggest 'test labs' for this model right now.

Whether it's the massive religious foundations or the private family trusts in Ikoyi, the strategy is the same: The Gilded Shield. By moving assets into 'Charitable Foundations' or 'Trusts,' these HNIs ensure that their wealth becomes untouchable by the state and invisible to the tax man.

Most Nigerians see a 'Big Man' and think about his cars or houses, but the truly 'Gilded' ones don't own anything in their own name—the Foundation owns everything. They are 'perpetual tenants' of their own wealth.

Rolex is just the global gold standard of this trick. They’ve successfully convinced the world that 'Waiting Lists' are about scarcity, when in reality, the scarcity is just a mechanism to keep the Foundation’s asset value rising forever.

It’s the ultimate 'Business of God and Gold.' One day we might have to do a deep-dive into how this same 'Trust' model is being used to move billions out of Nigeria every year under the guise of philanthropy.

And they educate their children on all of that, for example DJ Cuppy uses that model, she owns an entertainment company and a foundation both in the UK, many see her as a Disk Jockey but in actual sense she is continuing an empire

GildedTruth:
Exactly. You clearly know your history. The Hans Wilsdorf Foundation (Rolex) is effectively a 'Perpetual Trust' disguised as a charity. While most people are arguing about 'waiting lists' and 'steel prices,' they miss the bigger picture: Rolex is using the same legal 'Gilded' shield that the world's most powerful families used to move wealth across generations tax-free. They aren't just selling watches; they are protecting a multi-billion dollar estate under the guise of 'philanthropy.' Most people can't handle the truth that their 'luxury' purchase is actually funding a massive tax-shelter.

Even the HNI in Nigeria including those in religion already embraced the concept

AMINDA:
We are now bowing to imperialism and impoverishing our people just for a pat on the back from Bretton woods. No third world country will escape the poverty trap without home-grown and tailored policies that factor in their own peculiarities.

It's quite difficult because our academia especially in economics, commerce and finance are tilted towards the benefits of western powers, even the democracy Africans adopted was carefully designed by U S

AMINDA:
Is it a coincidence that Tinubu has resuscitated the Structural Adjustment Programme while renaming it as Renewed Hope Reforms?

Look at this screenshot