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Oku orire

All this pikin now, the money wey their papa go thieffff, @all @all, dem don set for life.

RVBC:
Calm down basketball small compare to that belle

Lol the funny thing is,literally speaking you are actually correct.

Samfigo1:
Hello everyone! I didn't want to bring this up but I can't just imagine how this question could make her so annoyed. Before I say the question, let me take you down the memory lane.
I started dating this girl for two months(I don't know if we're still dating, I'll tell you the reason why I say so), everything has been going on smoothly not until recently when we started asking each other questions. She has asked me so many questions, some of the questions are as follow:

My Babe: Have you dated before?

Me : Of course!

My Babe: Why did u break up?

Me: We didn't get along with each other, so we decided to call it quit.

My Babe: Oh I see....

She has asked me series of questions but I never asked her any.
One day precisely 3days ago, I decided to ask her this simple question that shouldn't take a minute to answer!
Have you been pregnant before? She paused and looked straight into my eyes and said What sort of question is that? What do l take her for? Am I saying she has done abortions before? She hissed, stood and left, since 2days now we've not called, sent text to each other.
Does the question sound absurd? why did she take it so personal? I have decided not to apologize because I don't think I have done wrong, that's why I said earlier that I don't know if we're still dating!

I'm 99% sure,she's been pregnant before, prolly had to terminate the foetus due to overwhelming circumstance.

Why the forming on her part now, if you later find out she'll start shedding crocodile tears.

[quote author=ILoveToFuCcK post=41379234][/quote]Please would you quote me and tell me why I am a fool?

Please!

If you don't I'll just summarise you as an EMPTY barrel making the most noise.

eyesofgod:
In the future, history will always show that some came to lay a foundation for a prosperous country, some didn't know while they were there and never gave a damn, while some will rather spend the rest of their life fixing the broken project called Nigeria .
God placed us in a geographical location devoid of natural disasters but
why do we deliberately inflict sufferings upon ourselves?
why do we destroy things that were meant to make our life easy?
why do we encourage and worship those with evil intentions?
why do we hate those who chose to live an upright life?

Bro, see ehn na that natural disaster na hin I dey always thank God for say we no get.

Imagine if an earthquake was to erupt in the heart of a major city or major road, na so hin go be till the next earthquake happen.

Religion!!!!

The biggest scam of all

@ least she can stand and walk, those ones hin america ehn, one laps na my full body with plenty meat remaining.

Na PHD your friend dey do?

Sango oooooooo!

How will a policeman act in this manner? Even me sef don dey boil, na dem go follow one way, na dem go drink gin and smoke ciga on duty, they are the highest lawbreakers in the country.....police officer ooo.

Where citizens of a country will not report a robbery incident in the police station, for fear of being called thieves, where is such a country headed?

Even their IG sef na so hin belle big like basketball.

Real african hamper

This cloth will fly without wings

If I was a girl, I'd ask What kind of Man should I date?

But I'm not, so wetin consign me.

What happened to the days when people wrote how they felt in birthday cards. Now mr churchhill has to read how his wife feels on instagram.

All this half-baked news

That just proves that they are humans.

Please, when you get a good answer for your friend let me know. I seem to have this problem too

This Branson guy is really liberal( from what I'v heard and read about him).
No millionaire would even do this, see this Op ooo, where you wan use eye see billionaire for Nigeria.

This one be like food, wey person go chop con dey go meeting for night.

Britons and their stylish sarcastic manner of speaking.
Lol

When they said if I drink coconut water or I play with sand, I no go sabi book.

LARRYDKING:
That's why I don't like tablet, I prefer tab.

Then I'll send the picture of a tab key from a keyboard to you.

You'll continue pestering them. Day in day out.
That's the only sure way to get your money back.

Some banks also aren't that advanced when it comes online banking, na their packaging just make dem be like say their head dey there.

Mtchew!!

drnairalov:
u ve feelings for him too?

It's quite obvious she does, esp when she said she said she pitied him.

SexyStrawberry:
I actually thought it was guys with big tummy that usually have small dicks coz the dick go don run enter him tummy

Lol, you ehn

So Northerners are your enemies, maybe you guys should really have your biafra

Ah! God no butter my bread ooo, hin soak my bread inside butter be that.

michael142:
This is because Naija women don't take care of themselves after child birth. My ex is married, she has 4 kids now, she is 31 years and married for 6 years now. She old like old mama. Naija girls nor dey care for themselves after child birth.

They will just sit on their fat ass tying their wrapper around their waist.

The day when God go para say, 'when then did I show you'?