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Another unguarded statement from the high chief President Buhari himself.

El clueless, El dull, El senile and El incompetent


Keep spewing trash and don't look for those who can help Nigeria out of this quagmire


When we said you buhari destroyed the economy with Ur careless talk, Ur supporters said it's a lie. U ve proven us right yet again...



You can never hear Obama blame George Bush for any reason. But ours sleep and eat on blaming GEJ. Shameless dog

kjhova:
It is your choice to believe that the president is illiterate despite his qualifications. It is also your choice to assume that he is senile despite his good health with which he is functioning properly in office.

We both agree that the economy is in a mess however some of us are in the real world taking critical look at the deep and remote causes and proferring workable solutions while others wallow in the mindless wailer/zombie dichotomy reserved for internet chat folks only.

Continue lying to urself that u are among those looking for solutions to the dying economy.
#Delution

How can a thief catch a thief? It's impossible

Blame the ineffectual buhari

debbie:
Vanden Agro-Allied Group, is a company established in 2000, active in the trading of raw materials (cotton, coffee and cocoa). The company is managed by a team of experienced and highly skilled professionals in agricultural farming.
We are recruiting suitably qualified candidates for the vacant position below:

Job Title: Graduate Trainee (Farm Manager)
Location: Lagos

Job Description

Farm managers are responsible for planning, organizing and managing the activities of a farm

Responsibilities

Planning finances and production to maintain farm progress against
Budget parameters.
Practical activities, e.g. driving tractors, operating machinery,
Feeding livestock, spraying fields, etc.
Marketing the farm's products.
Buying supplies, such as fertilizer and seeds.
Arranging the maintenance and repair of farm buildings, machinery and equipment.
Planning activities for trainee staff, mentoring and monitoring them.
Maintaining and monitoring the quality of yield, whether livestock or crops.
Understanding the implications of the weather and making contingency plans.
Making sure products are ready for deadlines, such as auctions and markets.
Applying health and safety standards across the farm estate.
Protecting the environment and maintaining biodiversity.
Keeping financial records up to date.

Skills:

Knowledge of food production.
Organisational and time management skills.
Ability to work under pressure.
Supervisory skills and management ability.
Self-motivation and the ability to motivate others.
Larger-scale business awareness.
Marketing skills.
genuine commitment to farming.
IT skills.
Good technical knowledge.

Qualifications

Minimum of B.Sc or HND in Agricultural Engineering, Crop Management, Farm Business Management, Horticulture, Land/Estate Management.

Application Closing Date
31st October, 2016.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their applications to: info-ng@vandenagro.com
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Debbie pls can I ve Ur phone number or whatsapp number or BBM pin? I want to ask u a question regarding a recruitment by u connect u once posted some weeks back. If u feel u can't give me ur contact den pls reply this mention. Tnx

0ubenji:
A number of Deposit Money Banks in the country will close many of what they described as unprofitable branches as the economic recession continues to bite harder, investigation by our correspondent has shown.

It was similarly gathered that most of the banks would lay off hundreds of workers between now and December.

The revelation came barely 24 hours after Unity Bank Plc laid off about 300 workers, more than the 220 that was mentioned last week.

Diamond Bank Plc, Ecobank and Skye Bank Plc had earlier in the year sacked over 3,000 members of their workforce.

It was learnt that following the economic downturn in the country, a number of bank branches could no longer justify their existence as cost analysis had shown that the financial institutions were spending more on salaries and overheads than the income from the branches.

Some top bank executives, who confirmed the development to our correspondent under the condition of anonymity on Monday, said some lenders might be forced to relieve more workers of their duties before the end of this year.

An executive director in one of the banks that recently asked some of its workers to go said, “We have laid off some of our staff members but that it still not enough. Many branches are just existing for the sake of being there. They are not generating enough income. What they are bringing in is far less than what the bank is incurring as costs on them.

“We may have to close such branches before the year ends. I know a number of other banks that are planning something similar.”

Commenting on the development, an ex-banker and Chief Executive Officer, Cowry Asset Management Limited, Mr. Johnson Chukwu, described branch closure as an ongoing action in the banking sector, especially in times of economic downturn.

He, however, noted that banks were required to notify the Central Bank of Nigeria before closing any branch.

“It is an ongoing administrative thing in the banking industry. Banks will want to rationalise branches, especially in a difficult economy. Banks are planning to cut costs. Branch rationalisation is normal but the CBN has to be notified,” Chukwu explained.

The banking sector has been facing a number of challenges following the downturn in economic activities.

The slowdown in the economy, which has led to a high rate of non-performing loans in the banking system, made four lenders to lose at least N17bn in profits in the first quarter of this year.

Specifically, Ecobank Transnational Incorporated, Guaranty Trust Bank Plc, Unity Bank Plc and Diamond Bank Plc recorded a combined decline of N17bn in their profits before tax for the three months ended March 31, 2016, when compared with the corresponding period of 2015, according to the results of the financial institutions posted on the website of the Nigerian Stock Exchange.

Epistle according to Saint John. Guy I no ask u make u preach for me o.

Emeka71:
Except that.

You don't hate banking job more than I do. But that isn't a typical bank job. It's a glorified call center agent job

kjhova:
Sometimes I don't get where some of you are coming from or intend to go to with your approach to national matters. Let me educate you a bit on what we face presently as a nation and why you shouldn't find it funny nor should you take it as a PDP vs APC game to be amused by.

30 months ago, Nigeria used to pump 2.2mbpd of crude and sell at Brent crude (light sweet crude) price of averagely US$147 per barrel which gave a gross of US$118Bn annual turnover (or N23.3Tr if you "Nairify" it at N197/US$). Today, due to the global drop in crude prices and also the activities of the so-called militants in the Niger Delta, Nigeria presently pump below 1.6mbpd of crude and sell at average price of US$48 per barrel giving a gross annual T/O of US$28Bn (or N8.6Tr if you "Nairify" it at N305/US$)! Goodness me!! This represents a 76% drop in national earnings!!! This is the critical reason why we are in recession and the savings you listed above (which are by no means correct) can not, in any way, make up for this loss of revenue.

No foreign nation should use "legalese" to withold our commonwealth and additionally no misinformed citizen of this country should find it just that our commonwealth is being held somewhat by force by a foreign power, no matter their claims on safe-guarding for us.

You forget the part whr we have an illiterate old senile president, who has destroyed everything left of the economy because of his misguided moves and utterances . Pls stop defending mediocrity

Vanillaskin:
Two times a day

Isn't it abit too much? Though I love your honesty if it's true

Emeka71:
Is bank job what a normal human being should be praying for?

Lol. What if it's shift job? And ur job is just to answer calls of customers? Isn't it worth praying for

Ewizard:
Whats ur qualification??

Why do u ask? U wan give me job?

0ubenji:
bank Job in dis era? Hmm

Call center agent for the bank ni, not the main banking hall job

What about the ones you have recovered? What have u done with them.?

APC claims to have saved
N2.6trn through TSA
N1.4trn from Subsidy
N3.2trn from recovered loot
N665bn from stamp duty
N1.1trn from custom
N2.6trn from Tax revenue
N2.7trn from crude oil
The list is endless.
According to various reports by FG the total fund generated so far is above N13.2trns.
Remember the 2016 budget is N6.4trn.
How come buhari is still looking for money where there non wen he claims to have the above amount already?

Is this not all LIES? Or is the money STOLEN again?


APC ate just bunch of liars and deceivers. Kick them out in 2019

Jadonjack:
Chai! Bro, which kind prayer b dis one nah. I never wished for a bank job, not even wen I was a kid.

Though I'm into accounting but I never wished to do my account in a bank.

Was praying for me. Read it well

Jadonjack:
I've heard pple say most times dat, most of the job vacancies posted on nairaland are fake.

Well I dnt knw whr dey got dat from. Few weeks ago, I saw a job vacancy posted here, I applied, went through some crazy interview sessions, now I've been called to resume.

I'm on my way to ma new office now.

The salary isn't d best but it's far better than dat of ma previous job.

Thank you job/vacancies nairalanders.

What did u tell the interviewer was ur reason for leaving Ur previous job. They definitely asked u

Congrats. I tap into this Ur testimony. That bank job will come to me in Jesus name

AngelAhnie:
Your statement was like an attack to me. Anyway you are small, your boneless leg is tiny.

It's small for u because u are wide.. 9 inch dck shld fill up any hooha that hasn't been over exploited to the point of exceeding it's elastic limit, there by transforming into a borehole.

AngelAhnie:
You are tiny dear, that's why you said I have a borehole. It may be due to my phone screen. You attacked me for a reason. True or false?

I said for you to say that Love Machine is too small to satisfy a lady, then u must be a borehole. I didn't attack u, I only made a statement and I didn't say d statement defined who u are.

And btw am almost 9 inch and I go very hard wen erect.

Vanillaskin:
This is better than sleeping with random dudes and being called a h*oe

So u are a masturbator

AngelAhnie:
Yours must be very tiny if that is bigger than yours or if that's your size.

We not talking about mine, pls don't deviate. U said that size isn't big enough. It's not about my size but the size of d Love Machine..

AngelAhnie:

The thing is tiny, that can't satisfy any woman.
.

If this thing can't satisfy you then am afraid to say u are a borehole.

Happy now?

Just say the economy is bitting Ur assss too. Crisis wey Don settle since before buhari ear turn deaf.

Buhari see wetin Ur hardship cause again....



Kwantinue, 2019 no far o

Purpletee:
lol...unfortunately for him I no gree

Lol. Why do I find this hard to believe? I wasn't there u know. He might ve succeeded in putting it in Ur hooha

Tunagee:
u better shut up if u dont have any meaningful thing to say.

because u own nairaland?

Purpletee:
lol...na experience o

So one guy Don try Dat one with u? Did he succeed in putting his kondo in between Ur laps? Hw did it feel? Did he apply oil?

divide9ja:
My Edo people booed the APC governor



See https://www.facebook.com/ailoba/posts/10154590083249939

Pls edo people vote out APC, if u vote any other party aside APC the heavens will be proud of you. Otherwise, u ve sold Ur future....

Show Nigerians hw to kick out APC biko

HarkymTheOracle:
And PDP
As for u obaino...

APC is PDP, and vice versa... No need to type PDP

Truman155:
the only good news in Nigeria these days is buharri throwback pictures
and i will say it again GOD HAS LEFT THIS COUNTRY A LONG TIME AGO
and lord lugard did not pray before the amalgamation

This comment truly got me cracking

Any party but not APC

Pls why do I need to know this information? It's not like it will put money into my account or its not like it will solve this economic problem