₦airaland Forum

OK. We don hear. Just say u wan thief money

This country is a joke

When you have PhD in Painting

queenex:
Av u gotten d text msg 4rm them?

I ve already gotten a job. With Diamond bank

Mrjosaphat:
U need dis

You need Jesus

Mille:
Nigerians and their over-religious attitude.

Winners ko, Losers ni

Are u an atheist? What she said is actually spot on. because u don't believe in something doesn't make it false. it makes sense to winners and it works for them

You are very Correct

Ok

queenex:
Sangotedo

OK. I stay around alesh Hotel

queenex:
Sangotedo

OK. Nice

Take heart Mr ibru abi na Mr ibu. Anyone

Dyt:
Oh
Kisses

Pouts his red lips to receive said kiss, and looks right and left weda Bae is looking

dukeolumde:
She is quite beautiful


MODIFIED: I pity Emenike, he thinks beauty is everything in a wife. Most of these 'TANTERLIZER INDOMIE' girls don't know the difference between
the use of 'TYME & CURRY' in the kitchen. Na 'FRIED INDOMIE' she go take bend ur life!!!

If not that u are a guy I will ve said someone is jealous

Dyt:
Footballers and light skinned beauty queens


Where's that meme when you need it

It's right here

Coke (emenike) and Fanta (iheoma nnadi).
Correction of colours

Wife: We haven't made love in two weeks Husband: Speak for yourself

NOC1:
Pls don't divorce forgive her.
but why do ladies lie a lot, my uncle divorced because the wife lied to him that he studied law, while she studied english.

There lies na mumu lie

Ur uncle na mumu. How can someone lie to u abt wat they studied? And u can't find out in this 21st century? Pls Ur uncle need to be smarter Dan he is

Ok

Ken4Christ:
So she should first go for a PHD.

Are u OK? From hnd to PhD?

Ken4Christ:
So she should first go for a PHD.

Are u OK? From hnd to PhD?

Eniolafagbemi:
PGD first, no University will give ma
Stets direct.u must do pgf

See Ur life. For Ur mind nw u Don type something wey make sense. Are u sure u ve waec or neco certificate?

queenex:
Yep

OK. Which side of ajah? I stay around alesh Hotel

queenex:
If u av HND why not apply with ur OND for now

Do u stay in ajah?

El rufai

sholay2011:
Well said.

And he should (if possible) get a simple and formal email address rather than 'danchuksy'. Sounds unserious to me regardless of how pure his intentions are.

Yes bro. Well said. Make urself employable

A piece of advice. Look for where u can obtain some work experience, that's the most important thing recruiters check in any interview or job consideration. It's not abt wat u graduate with, but u can add to the company

If it's true then I pity PDP, because their survival depends on this result. If they win Edo state, then they ve hope of regaining Nigeria's trust as a better option than APC

Befor

A guy mistakenly transfered N200k out of N210k balance in his account to a wrong account no via mobile money transfer. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the persons phone no saying: Hello dark and worthy initiate, i hope you're ok. I believe you have recieved the money i sent to you. Its for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the Ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death." Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying : "Please send another N200k, my friend is also interested. Nigerian economy has frustrated us too much." The man fainted..........

If not for the foolishness and stupidity of kano people in the 2015 election, we will not ve been in this quagmire as a country.

That 2 million votes did more harm than good. So they shld bear whatever brunt this administration is metting out on them. They deserve it.

They keep voting people blindly and based on religion and sentiment. I hope they are enjoying the change abi na chain

ladyF:
Cc: Agarawu23

Someone somewhere has invested his life savings and maybe some borrowed funds hoping for a massive cash out of 30% in 1 month. The die hard MMM fanatics in our country would attack me now.

Why would someone come and promise me a profit of 30% monthly just because I "provided help". If only the MMM participants will recite my last sentence slowly and see if it makes sense. If you tell me you use it to trade forex/binary or tell me how you're connected with a cabal that sells paid matches, I can see reason. But providing help kwa?

See what greed can cause. I dont feel pity for them at all!.

What do u knw abt paid matches?

bashydemy1:
Typical of corrupt minded, Bush case is for American and bush never hire to sabotage the economy but why is it that immediately EFCC ready to invite GEJ that they start bombing? Is sabotaging the economy not a crime?

How are u sure it's him?