₦airaland Forum

Trut:
The annoying thing about you visionleess bloggers and Nairaland miscreants is that you guys do not participate in MMM. Instead of you guys to nurture, protect and encourage the sustainance of MMM which has reduced over 20% poverty rate in the country for the past year, you poor people are supporting in the very government that brought HARDSHIP on you masses to kill MMM.

Honestly, the worst thing that will ever happen to any human is been a BLACK MAN/WOMAN, most especially Nigeria brid of BLACK. We hate good things in our lives, all we know is to kill and destroy.

So MMM is now a good thing? A ponzhi scheme where Peter is robbed to pay Paul? Please get Ur head outta Ur arsss. U aunt thinking straight

MrMcJay:
Denial is the first stage of grief.

In 2 weeks time, you'll read this your post and be shaking your head like a lizard learning new dance.

In 3 weeks, you won't be able to sleep.

In 4 weeks, you'll be swearing for Mavrodi in fluent Russian language.

Hahahaha. I laugh in Russia

Ok

morscino:
Bros..I served in umunna the same time wit u...dis is notin but fun na...Even Mc Chewing stick went on stage and made fun of some soldiers and nothing happened.

You know chewing stick?? Wow you were truly in C14 stream 2. U shld knw me I guess

This can only happen in umunna bende camp in umuahia. I served there 2014 batch C stream 2. The camp reaks of weakness.

I trust rivers state camp. They can't allow this to happen.

Which one is Overhaul? Please scrap the damn thing or................




My brother the thunder that will strike u will come from Zambia

softMarket:
Iweobi is performing well because he hasn't started fvcking this girl well!!


When he starts fvcking this girl well.........he won't even knw how to trap ball, talkless of talkin a shot!!!

How will u know that?

Papikush:
That is somebody's wife, mother, daughter and some people's role model trying to lick a BONE

What bone?

porchster:
he sure say na watin u dey do b that

Lol. Guy speak for urself o

Ok

Chiefpriest1:
I like the man sha, but it doesn't mean he shouldn't answer to his alleged perjury.

However, I have noticed that the nigerian system programs people to lie about their ages.

Imagine this: some youths are still writing jamb at 27 years. Not necessarily because they are dull, but because 200,000 candidates are contending for space among over a million that wrote the exam for that year.

Among that 200,000, government officials will get their slots, the rich will buy their way, not-so-brilliant folks will cheat, leaving you who feels you have some integrity.

By the time you finish, assuming there's no strike, you are already 31, but you want to serve(nysc), so you lie about your age.

Okay , you have served successfully, but the few job openings are looking for 22 to 24 years yet you are under serious pressure to wean yourself of your parents care. So, you lie that you are 24, cutting off a whopping 7yrs.

Or you eventually get a govt job, but you know that your pensions won't be paid even when you retire at 65, so you cut 10 years off because even at 75, you still want to be receiving regular salaries.

And the circle continues...

Mr man I have something to tell you.






















You sir are a True Nigerian. You just said it all. It shouldn't be a crime to falsify ones age. After all its my age, so why shld it be a crime to falsify it

udumosam23:
Conflicting age declaration is now a crime. God save me, don't even know when I was born. My mom when she was alive filled a different age from what daddy filled in my hospital card when he was alive.

Had no birth cert, so I made one for myself with the age I feel more convienent with. Wasn't home when my uncle gave my name and passport for waec registration, he also filled in a different date, and my ID card I just realized carried a different date altogether.

Recently I was restricted from withdrawing with my ATM card from first bank that my date of birth did not correspond with my BVN date of birth. Had to take one of the date of births cert to go resolve the issue only to be restricted by Heritage bank cos of same issue.

Now that my ID card, Waec result and cert of age declaration are all against each other, what am I suppose to do?

Worst is the fact that I don't even know the correct one. See problem?

Your own case serious Sha. You mean no one in Ur extended family or relatives know exactly when you were born?

jaymejate:
Awon werey

How many explanation we wan hear?
Minister don explain, so thank you. Go die

He needs transport fare

0955eb027:
I am coming to comment.

U are Cuming?

I just dey pity those Vaseline Crew when this data price is hiked. Omo no more xvideos streaming or download...

devigblegble:
Advice or advise English ain't my first language or my mother's tongue... Omo Yoruba ni mi I speak fluently in Yoruba like kilode

You must have been a terrible student. Someone just dropped some vital knowledge and here u are forming English isn't Ur first language.

Do u communicate in Ur dialect at work or at school?

MrBen10:
Whether 'advice' or 'advise', as far as the other person understand what am saying, then no problem. I cannot coman kill myself over english that is not even my mother tongue.

You must have been a terrible student. Someone just dropped some vital knowledge and here u are forming English isn't Ur first language.

Do u communicate in Ur dialect at work or at school?

Sacluxpaint:
That's d disadvantage working with women, u know raising kids and keeping the home together, unnecessary mood swings . They can't leave work for work.

Lol. Pms and other things

darbeelicous:
lolz seems like we are on the same situation.

Really.. What page? Give me clues

I ve a female boss who makes wicked decisions based on her mood. This week is going to be one hell of a ride. I can't explicitly give details because she might be on nairaland and I love my job.

brexit:
Are you sent to mock my in-laws,he is owing them salaries for months including his church members,now that xmas is coming he wont decorate the towns with xmas trees but will later do salah with the north.

So Northerners are not human beings?

Correct governor. I served in Abia state during TA Orji. He kept us in d sun for three hours and he ended up sending his perm secretary. Useless governor I tells ya.

Nice one ikpeazu

baski92:
There are just my test, then got what I want in a lady!!! Most of all I love fair lady's

Ur English teacher must ve been a Yoruba chief priest. because u are killing English with this Ur post

Wuminity:
bro please do you have an idea of when uni jos admission list will be out?
i mean for 2016/2017 session.

Bro am sorry I ve no idea. Am in Lagos now working. I don't knw anything abt unijos anymore

Thank God am done with school. ASUU and unijos strikes made me spend 5yrs in the University, on a 4yrs course.

Jah be praised.

Towncrier007:
And wah if he isn't playing games with u, won't you at least honour his persistence and open legs for him

Hope u will teach your daughters this. I can't really fathom why some people post some certain things on this forum. So just because someone is persistent, he shld be rewarded by sex? And what makes u think that his persistence means true love?
Don't u knw that the devil is the father of deceit?

greggng:
If you re in lagos u should ve heard about gowon estate in egbeda under alimosho local govt. Gemade is a unique estate under gowon estate extention. What exactly re u looking for and were do you currently stay? Gowon estate is very safe, with good electricity. Underground sewage sysyem. House is expensive here cos the elite lives here. That makes security tight

OK. I get u nw. I stay in ajah and that's whr am looking for a nice self contained apartment

propzncribz:
I don't have for now in that area but a decent selfie there will be around 250k to 300k and for a decent miniflat (room and parlor), expect around 400k. I can arrange with colleagues in that area if you will like to see some.

250 or 300 plus agent and agreement?

greggng:
Is gemade estate aka gowon estate extention

I am not understanding. In which neighborhood pls? I don't knw any whr u just mentioned

Acidosis:
I struggled for 2 months to get my current place. When I tell people how much I paid, they give me that look "omg! too expensive for that location!"

Location was far from spec as I spend most of my time at home.

At the end of it all, I got what I wanted: a very quiet environment with no landlord.. Just two tenants, super constant power, etc.

In Lagos and environ, you can't have it all.. In my own case, I sacrificed the big names, big street names for peace of mind, power, among others.

Which area is that pls

propzncribz:
No it is not true that agency and agreement is fixed at 100k. Agency fee and agreement fee is 10% of the rent of the property. Some agents fix agency fee to 50k for any property lower than 500k in rent while some collect two years agency but this only happens on the mainland.

I don't have a selfie in Onikan but I have in Lekki and environs ranging from 350k to 600k.



A serious agent will market houses only within a certain jurisdiction. Marketing houses in different locations far from each other is difficult and sometimes the agent will keep client waiting because of getting stuck in traffic trying to move from the island to the mainland.

Oga super agent. Do you have leads to nice apartment in ajah? Not too far from d main road, and not farther than University view estate opposite LBS?
How much will a nice self contained or room nd parlor self contained go for? Have to be tiled and water