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Romance › Re: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You Met Them, Where Would That Be? (pics) by ayusco85(op): 10:48am On May 03, 2016
YOLO1:
Brothel. She is a born again prostitute
More grease to Ur loins bro.
Romance › Re: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You Met Them, Where Would That Be? (pics) by ayusco85(op): 10:47am On May 03, 2016
Purpletee:
hostel's common room
How can u meet someone in a hotel room? Are u a....... huh
Politics › Re: Bakassi Boys Regroup For Fulani Mafia by ayusco85(m): 9:00am On May 03, 2016
I love thid
Education › Re: Medical Students Write Exams In A.B.U Zaria This Way (Photo) by ayusco85(m): 8:54am On May 03, 2016
It's not only Abu, there are lots of schools Dat do such sitting arrangement.


But person wey go cheat without getting caught na Sango or amadioha pickin.
Romance › Re: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You Met Them, Where Would That Be? (pics) by ayusco85(op): 12:57pm On May 02, 2016
pet4ril:
Mine is Nairaland tongue undecided
Whats his moniker?
Romance › Re: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You Met Them, Where Would That Be? (pics) by ayusco85(op): 12:56pm On May 02, 2016
Lalasticlala whr will urs be?

Em Em urs will be in mama amakas buka in olokoro umuahia. Lol. Na joke o
Romance › If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You Met Them, Where Would That Be? (pics) by ayusco85(op): 12:34pm On May 02, 2016
If you had to marry your partner where you met them, where would that be?



As for me, it will be in front of parents, teachers and the primary schl management. because I met her in a P.T.A meeting I attended for my niece, and she also attended for her neice. Both my neice and hers also happen to be in the same class, primary 4, and are close friends.



Over to u nairalanders, whr will yours be..? Let's be honest pls

Romance › Re: May We Never Jam This Girl On Bed (extreme Graphic Photo) by ayusco85(m): 12:14pm On May 02, 2016
Mediapace:
Wey the pics huh
Lol. @ Ur meme. Pls wats d name of this boy on Ur meme. I want to Google him out
Romance › Re: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by ayusco85(m): 12:04pm On May 02, 2016
Rexsul:
Let here ur view about no sex relationship till marriage.... can u cope?
It's hear not here.
Romance › Re: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by ayusco85(m): 8:59am On Apr 29, 2016
ebubey:
GBAM!!! ...kin fada gaskiya
Kin girma a jos ne?
Romance › Re: Why Having Male Besties Will Affect Your Relationship Negatively by ayusco85(m): 4:21pm On Apr 28, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Nice thread. Well as a guy I wouldn't give room for my girlfriend to have any bestie of any sort.

First of all I would try my best to be everything the so called bestie would want to be. I would be her shoulder to cry on and at the same time the dick to ride on.

Nevertheless I would still watch out for those stubborn guys who are always relentless in being a girl's bestie by all means. I'll warn her about them and make sure she knows my stand. The problem is that these girls never hear. They will keep telling you that they can control it and that nothing will happen. Don't believe that shït because these girls are as weak as anything weak when it comes to emotions.

Be the bestie she never had and if she still misbehaves to be keeping male besties outside then you may have to walk away since she's not ready.

As for the female bestie for girls, that one can be handled.[/color]
Nice post bro. I love d first and last paragraphs. U just nailed it.
Romance › Re: Why Having Male Besties Will Affect Your Relationship Negatively by ayusco85(m): 4:13pm On Apr 28, 2016
adaksbullet:
While we mine gf as besty wen am hear do lovin u for herundecided.... his she craz? Me I canot let mine gf as male frnd o curse male ppl his bad and am a emosional sombody so her too have male besty his no no no no for mesad
What is dis? Jeez this the most incoherent post I ve ever read on nairaland. U need to be banned
Politics › Re: FG Declares Monday Public Holiday by ayusco85(m):
The month of may has the most public holidays. I love May
Celebrities › Re: BankyW Pleads With Teebillz, Tunji Balogun As He Hints At Committing Suicide by ayusco85(m): 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2016
Pls Die Die Die.


Mountain of fire favourite prayer line. Lol
Romance › Re: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by ayusco85(m): 7:26pm On Apr 27, 2016
HateU2:
I don come again o cheesy. Erm erm.. I'm not advising anybody to be a side chick oo before you all bash me till I go and dive inside 3rd mainland bridge cheesy. I just wanna say 'the benefits'. I thought a lot about this before I could come up with the benefits. Enjoy:

1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won't be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won't question your movements.


2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, rememberhuh It's better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there wink


3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a sex mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationshipshuh You won't be in for that cheesy. No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship.
NO 'where are you', 'why don't you pick my calls', 'what are you wearing', 'why are you online by this time', 'why can't you act like a wife material for once'. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.

5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke cheesy. If eventually you find that 'GUY', you can easily walk away without feeling guilty cheesy (just a thought thou).


6. SEX WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to sex talk cheesy. You can have sex with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it!

7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE'S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrndshuh Kilo kan aye nitori olorun undecided. If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you.


8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knowshuh Maybe the 'main chick' fvcked up and being the nearest cheesy, he might decide to propose and get married to you.


Erm erm...before you all bash me Ladies, just remember I'm just writing ni oo, nothing else. Guys lies a lot and you don't even know your position in his life. Just play safe wink
That he don introduce you to all the family does not mean you are the one oooo. Just do you research very well.

I know guys will be happy about this cheesy, awon onisekuse set of peeps undecided. May God deliver us from u guys.
So no financial benefits to been a side check? Are u a side chick
Politics › Re: Arrest Buyers And Sellers Of Petrol In Jerry-cans - Arase by ayusco85(m): 6:12pm On Apr 26, 2016
Why not arrest those devilish Fulani herdsmen killing innocent Nigerians in their backyard.

Talk abt misplaced priorities. *hiss*



Leave awon boys make dem hustle joor
Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by ayusco85(m): 6:03pm On Apr 26, 2016
Romance › Re: Do You Switch Off The Light When Having Sex With Your Partner? - Nigerians React by ayusco85(m): 7:55am On Apr 26, 2016
fopishow:
Oh, thought u were a virgin shocked shocked
Virgin keh. With that kind breasst?
Car Talk › Re: Driving With Or Without Shoes by ayusco85(m): 9:51am On Apr 25, 2016
akanniade10:
Both ways work fine for me cheesy if am putting on slippers I take it off and drive barefooted, when am on shoes, I usually don't bother.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Crashes Fan's Wedding, Performs For Free (photos) by ayusco85(m): 9:07am On Apr 24, 2016
tollyB:
she is a married lady with a sweet voice from Nigeria.. do u know her now?
U just failed the question he asked. Lol. U still dey ask am "do u knw her"

Wen he clearly stated he doesn't
Career › Re: Lecturing Job Vs MNC Job Which Do You Prefer? by ayusco85(m): 8:08am On Apr 24, 2016
Princeojua:
From what I read, bro go and lecture.
In a federal university you can be paid at least 200k including as allowee.
Students will want you to favor them with marks to pass, that's another Money. lets say 100 students want you to pass them at 3k each x 100= 300k. that's bonus for just one semester.
Buhari must hear this. This is corruption
Phones › Re: Which 40k Android Phone Can I Buy In Ph by ayusco85(m): 8:01am On Apr 24, 2016
dunsin125:
Chk awt doogee f5 or wait 4 vernee thor embarassedChk awt doogee f5 or wait 4 vernee thor
I weep for your shorthand.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Write EFCC Application Letter by ayusco85(m): 7:00am On Apr 24, 2016
bqlekan:
Mention EFCC and disqualify yourself
Your over sabi is extraterrestrial. It's not of this planet.
Romance › Re: Go and Marry If You Have Barbed With This Tool (pics) by ayusco85(m): 8:17pm On Apr 23, 2016
Michellla:
i'v never seen that thing before
Lol. Indomie generation spotted.
Celebrities › Re: If You Are Told To Eat This Meal Were Will U Start? by ayusco85(m): 11:30am On Apr 23, 2016
Akerry:
i wont salivate alone.........seun, lalasticlala, ayusco85 & Pendusky......come and see
Lol. Guy no swallow Ur tongue o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Etisalat Customer Care Job by ayusco85(m): 4:26pm On Apr 22, 2016
abujasingles:
That's true. Where is he?
Am here. Saw my mention.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Etisalat Customer Care Job by ayusco85(m): 4:25pm On Apr 22, 2016
wizzy89:
@ayusco85, hv u addressed ur issue?
Not yet. I only mailed them. Haven't checked my mail yet.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by ayusco85(m): 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2016
princeofpeace22:
a physically challenged person cheesy grin
Lol. Not that
Politics › Re: NNPC Distributes 1,194 Trucks Of Petrol Nationwide by ayusco85(m): 6:32pm On Apr 20, 2016
Where the fuel for kaduna? I never see fuel since last month.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by ayusco85(m): 5:52pm On Apr 20, 2016
TempUser:
1. 20.04.16 16:00 NK Inter Zapresic - NK Istra 1961 (Handicap 0:2) Customer type: NK Istra 1961 @ 1.40 Result:

2. 20.04.16 15:00 Apollon Limassol - Apoel Nicosia (Handicap 2:0) Customer type: Apollon Limassol @ 1.16 Result:

3. 20.04.16 16:45 Caykur Rizespor - Galatasaray (Handicap 2:0) Customer type: Caykur Rizespor @ 1.16 Result:
Pls what's this handicap
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 0) On 20th April 2016 by ayusco85(m): 5:45pm On Apr 20, 2016
Stanleywaxy:
And am using our last match against a relegation side as a yard stick ... I just hope we win tojght and take that win to Wembley for our match vs Everton f.c
Let's wait and see
Romance › Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by ayusco85(m): 5:44pm On Apr 20, 2016
redrobin:
simple fix , dont bleep on the matress does d couch have sensors
A potential cheat detected

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