₦airaland Forum

Extom:
I used to be against the notion of cramming, but after trying to read(and understand) a voluminous textbook in preparation for my exams, and it didn't work out well(to be precise, my friend who is not as clever as I am, crammed the textbook, and did better than myself), I have been living in "CramLand"
Who nor like am, make e call police. Besides, whether you use tractor, or hoe take till soil, the plant go still grow.

sabiguy:
Sept. 29

sabiguy:
Got an email from NYSC. Nothing much tho, it only goes like:

Congratulations, You have been evaluated and mobilized for deployment. Do not reply this email blah blah blah...

Does this mean anything

Barka D Sallah to all my Muslim brothers and sisters on Naira land

Nigerdeltaboi: I heard Barack Obama has called Goodluck Jonathan at least 12 times today for guidance on preventing an Ebola Outbreak in the USA........... and Goodluck was like : I am busy at the parade ground

StoneColdBiceps: Wow, but are people dis negetive? Negetive emotions is really running in d vains of a lot of people sha...what do we want as a people in dis country? Now I see dat we are a confused bunch! One minute we will clamour for youthful leaders d next minute we are running down some youthful hopefulls who can go a long way to bring us succur.
Hmmm, i bow to una ooooo.
Support and encourage dem instead of running down dia ministry. Smh

@ayusco, i just hav to site u and borrow ur board cos why i go comment frm afar?

Innodon: England na ur country?

Lilimax:

Let them contest, who knows they might win.

Elkristo: dude, she just said "funny" guys.

kaima1984: how did u kw?

Gynacologist: tat ho will definately mk a gud lay.

mavee1: I pray you don't get molest on our way to work becuase of your dressing

legendary4luv: U be charlie boy or denerele?

oliverscurd419: Watching Football with our wives can be very annoying, frustrating and stressful.
The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small):
Wife: Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: (depressed, and nod his head in pity) ohk, me too.....
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger
Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Super Sport Channel to African Magic).

Dozie730: Even if am wearing flat dunlop slippers and a lady is staring at me,i dnt feel shy.Reason: is my life and I wear what makes me free.

GWslim: SOME PEOPLE ARE FUNNY NATURALLY,SUCH AS MR IBU WHILE SOME PRETENDS TO BE A FUNNY TYPE.