₦airaland Forum

Kunfayakun12:
Even with the new statistics of 1 CORONA patient out every 100000 naija residents

Statistician from hell

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Marriage mehnnnnn
That shit scare the hell out of me.
How niggarrrz continue to get erection for a particular woman under one same roof baffles me

Can't forget last time i asked one girl to spend one week with me
After three days of her staying i was no longer comfortable and my dickk hardly gets excited.

Which means all these our married people are pretending
They don't love themselves anymore but they are just enduring and suffering.

Shut up

Miracle1991:
not only him but his entire family will be infected.
Children of hate

I say Amen to that

sapientia:
Africa is not prepared.

If there is no twist of fate.

Hundreds of millions will die in Africa.

Now I understand why an expert projected 45 million deaths in Nigeria over a month ago.

Lai have also instructed that corpses will not be released.

Seems Buhari led Govt is ready for mass burials already.

Prophet of doom. U will be among the 45 million.

Queenflourish:
He said he'll share money on Twitter
Audio money

Begi begi

thatigboman:
RIP to your dad.
Even their so called 44 military referral hospital, Kaduna is nothing to write home about

Rubbish hospitals. 44 is a useless hospital also. Thanks

Tallesty1:
Visit a hospital in Kaduna and you will see what hospitals look like.

Shut up. Which useless hospital in kaduna. My dad died in Barau dikko due to their useless service. He was in ER for over 4 days he wasn't attendee to by any consultant. Someone that was in coma. Better keep quite. Nothing special in kaduna health care.

nashito:
Thanks for your advice. But I kinda don't like porn, they tend to make sex all perfect cos it is filmed and even sometimes the huge dicks we see there are just a mirage, if a woman gets addicted to it, and you don't make it happen exactly how it happens via porn videos, she might start seeing you as a lesser man.

You have made so much sense

davibid:
Dear God we have learnt our lesson...please forgive us and save us from this ordeal...

Which lesson have you learnt

Way to go. Suffer now enjoy a corona free society tomorrow

NwaNimo1:
Fake news......there are thousands of undetected cases roaming around Lagos

Agent of doom spotted

Ololanla:
Buhari and his clueless teams did not act on time.
There are more than one thousand cases in Nigeria already.

Agents of doom

Armageddon

MrImole:
The whole planet on its knee.

Picture of the whole planet on its knees or just keep kwayet

ignis:
I am a geologist but I disagree with the prof on this.

Am a geologist too. Why do you disagree

The man with more good than bad sides

Only smart people will take advantage of this pandemic and get married behind closed doors

Don't touch your face is now harder than the 10 commandments.

Okwyjesus:
God of RCCG is alive.

Paganism. What's God of RCCG

Inside life

Sweeetheart:
please this not time for this childish question. when something that go beyond human capacity enclosed the world, we owned it to seek for mercy from our maker the beginner and the finisher of all things

Do what you can to stay safe. This will pass but not after it has wrecked the havoc it is meant to wreck.

cruxgemmata:
Some of these countries no even get equipment to check people status.
In places like korea (south or north) , once u r suspected. Na gunshot on ur head straight. (obviously people wil be dying on lowkey)

Some are already treating patients with high temperature relating it to malaria.
There may be no reported cases but there are cases.

The difference is reporting the cases or keeping it lowkey
China has this thing since 2019 November/December but didnt report until people start fall.

Stop spreading falsehood. South Korea had over 8000 cases.

That madness was in North Korea.

Sweeetheart:
kudos to Sanwoolu. Lagosians recognised your preventive measures and your ability to curb the expansion of this deadly virus



I just pray for spiritual Quarantine of our land, may God's mercy be upon us at this trying time


the central govt had failed us, God we need you to be merciful to us, what we need is just your mercy because if you perish the world within a minute, it won't change you from being God



God please be merciful enough, we pleaded for mercy

Are you telling God what to do?

kestolove95:
Nd jos news no dey pass man die day of his wedding, man say no on the altar, as men dey do dia own now nobody don talk o, wen we start now... Hmmmn

Are you from jos?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Nice move

But the way when this Corona virus go take spread among we real niggarrrs ehnnnn because when we dey smoke weed together we nor dey care about exchange of saliva

Especially if the weed nor too many and he come remain small make the last tie burn finish
We go want pass am round so that every body go dragg for the last tie of weed before he burn finish

But anyway we real niggarrrs ain't scared.
We will continue to smoke our weed

RIP in advance

ChristianNorth:
At Ikeja yesterday, before my eyes, chloroquine sold out. They started rushing the syrup and it also sold out before it gets to my turn.

I drove to the next pharmacy and was only able to get one.

Why did you go to buy it? Do you have corona virus

SweetCunt97:
How did the world overcome Spanish influenza? Na the same way we go take overcome coronavirus.

We will not experience a flu like Spanish flu ever. The world wasn't advanced then in 1920 like it is now.

Hollysaint:
Is he your boyfriend? Did you see him in the act?

Fixed

Gay guy

And so

seankafor:
This our hot weather don turn blessing in disguise oo

Be deceiving urself

Trustme2:
Your Candidate still dey learn. See my niece's result. Incidentally, she wrote the mock exams and got 179. Pls which institution within Nigeria and outside the country can one apply for scholarship for her. She's just 16 yrs plus

Make she get admission first. Your course of study will determine the scholarship you can attract.