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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
My nigggar...you don't know what you have put your hand into
My nigggar.. you never tell us the full story if you want make we really help you

Na real niggarrrz full this forum and as a real niggarrrz way we be we dey reason say nor be the full gist you give us..

He get one particular thing way we want hear
Once you talk that thing way we want hear then i trust my real niggarrrz here on Nairaland them go profer solution shaperly.... some go even assist you on how to form say you get serious covid 19 in order to discharge her...but you must gist us the full story first...
If you are a niggarrr and you understand wetin this op don do to that girl then you must be a real niggarrr

This guy is a clown. I have been laughing like a fool from the first word u type upto the last. Ur pidgin is legendary. Oil dey Ur hear Bro. Why u no believe am

gracelint:
This girl now will go to social media and type: if not for God where I for be... Then mumu followers will start typing I am happy for sis, you went to the lion's den and you survived, our own naija Daniel.. Nigeria ehn

What if there was no substantial evidence to charge her?

Slawormir:
Damnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Maybe this one go dey educative

Oh lord! I dey battle with my sisters about bbnaija, zee world
Now una come add this one join
Make i just give up
Those girls nearly frustrate me with pepper them gang version of bbnaija, follow by gangaa of zee world, Jodha and akhbar

"age is just a number" series na im them take dey frustrate me right now
And now bbnaija go soon start again plus this royalty show

You are still eating your parents food, u have no choice.

hisexcellency34:
Op na Magu send you this dirty job abi? Both of you will rot in jail

You will rot in jail first. Corruption sympathiser

alramon:
who will be enjoying his Nigeria house now....

who will be wearing all his outfits......I hope guys won't loot his properties o

Is it his properties

Jaculze:
Reasons why I bank with Gtbank. I was surprised seeing that people were complaining about them being deducted, I just laugh cos Gtbank can't do such. You're *737*0# away from opening an account with them

Oponu. Generate your statement of account from January till date and see if they don't deduct. Access bank made a mistake of not debiting when they ought to have.

obembet:
Manchester united is not Agbero club. We have people that matters.


Lalasticlala approve my thread make we shock them

https://www.nairaland.com/5957015/manchester-united-face-chelsea-fa

Man utd female jersey dey fine sha

May his soul rest in peace.

pol23:
Naija way...
Associate yourself with anything trending...
Our politicians and Yeyebrity..
Me myself dey look for the guy..
Obviously the guy's good,super extra voice..
Before you start looking for a Boy on IG to help,what has been your contribution to your immediate environment, how do you treat people working under you...many schools has no roof,but they've never seen anyone that needs help before now...
Abeg,who get cold water ,I get garri and sugar..make we run Collabo... 70:30

Can you just keep quite

9japrof:
Ofcourse social media has a way of making people blow and trend....

If you have any skills and services you have, keep showcasing, keep advertising, keep marketing yourself...your stardom might come in ways in never can imagine...

This ur mentality is warped.

Righteousness89:
Precious Daddy,

Two things have I required of thee; deny me them not before I die:
Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me:
Lest I be full, and deny thee, and say, Who is the LORD? or lest I be poor, and steal, and take the name of my God in vain.

Lastly, My Daddy! Whatever you cannot give to me, I do not need it! May it Never come to me .
I ask all these in JESUS NAME...Amen

Your Little boy

Righteousness89

Stop reading KJV

PrecioussB:
I am young and beautiful but when it comes to dating maybe because of some failed relationships, I rather stay on my own.

I remember even on valentine's day since i had broken up with my bf, i just decided to chill by myself. Ealking to the store, met some guys you know how they toast now, telling me why a beautiful girl like me is not on a date? and i jokingly replied i have one or just joke along.

Now I'm thinking, i might be wasting my beauty and youth because i have not been dating for long, have the zeal and will but don't have the strength.

Shouldn't I enjoy all those things now before I start looking old? My last relationship really exhausted me.

How old are you

obiekunie2:
am suspecting they are Igbo Muslims that's why we dont know their family here in Anambra.

Racist

ObaKlaz:
If Apostle Paul were around today, he would've put many of these showmen and money mongers parading themselves with the 'pastor' titles and their useless doctrines out of business.

Daddy freeze is trying to do that.

broisrael:
then, stop going to work very early. at least 65% of the time

What is your point exactly

Juliusmomoh:
Then covic 19 does not exist , if 800 people can die a day and someone there knew nobody.

Am sorry bros but I have to call you a Fool for saying it doesn't exist.
You are the real definition of a Covidiot

seguno2:
Our country is not sick.
We, Nigerians, are sick.

I am not sick, maybe you are

Na wa o. This country is sick

lordmayor2013:
Please nairalanders, how can I comment on a post here on nairaland?

Thunder fire u

Na the matter we still dey settle o.
Yahaya bello still dey deny am say nobody get covik 19 in kogi state.
We dey kogi state government house like this dey settle matter with NCDC

Man utd can't afford him. We all know that. They should let him go fulfill his destiny of making 400million Euros per week.

naijaboy756:
God........

Person shave ordinary beards chop front page for Seun nairaland.

All the hairs( head, armpit,beards and junction) wey I don shave, I no see one like.

Baba God, announce me a beg

Just announce me

Who you?

Buliwyf:
Lol. Speaking in tongues is farcical and only worthy of mockery. Especially the ones that Christians practice these days. It's nothing more than gibberish and some patois that you guys use to psych up yourselves and feel you have a communication with some higher power. News flash, you don't!!!

It is telling that none of the tongues spoken these days can be recognised as any form of language by people. The only anecdotal evidence for speaking in tongues makes it known that they actually spoke the languages of the foreign people around them and could be understood. But you guys these days utter rubbish which doesn't even help anyone, not even yourselves.

Every language has the same pattern. You can do a statistical sampling of the words to get their usage frequency and all human languages have the same pattern. Some words are used more frequently than others. Especially articles. Heck, even dolphins' communication patterns almost matches that of humans and that's why it's been theorised that they have language. But you charlatans speaking in tongues, same thing can't be said for you. Your word usage is all over the place and usually you are just repeating the same nonsense over and over. No one can understand you. Not even yourselves.

Lastly, what's the use of your speaking in tongues? You have been speaking in tongues yet your life is not better than the average person that doesn't speak in tongues. You have no special knowledge, no special insights nor special abilities. You are as ordinary as the rest of us and the only thing that seems exceptional about you is your unmatched ability to delude yourself. You remind of those Christ Embassy girls in school that will meet you on the road and ask you to start speaking in tongues immediately. Then in the evening they are off to some guy's house to have the sex of their lives.

Dude

You took everything I wanted to say and said it. ,I don't need to say anything. You are a wise man and a knowledgeable person on the scriptures. Happy Sunday. May God add wisdom to you.

Cloud699999:
As a man that banging fear me. And I saw nothing outside the window.

You can actually see a ghost captured with a video camera. when you hear her disturbing noise, use a video camera, ur phone camera on video mode cab do, to scan through the region where the noise is coming from. You will surely capture her true form and image. You have to be brave. Dogs and cats too see ghosts.

SILVERLINES:


Nigerian COVID

In the United States COVID-19 patients are struggling understand oxygen mask

In Nigeria they are dancing Ogehne Igbo showing that in Nigerians are extraordinary people.

In Raymond Dekposi voice

COVID-19 in Nigeria is synonymous with malaria and that's how Wike is writing numbers everyday in Rivers State.

The corridor lawyer couldn't decipher COVID-19 and malaria since both are synonymous in symptoms

Covidiot

merahki:
Your post is unkind and unnecessary. You twisted something beautiful and made it ugly. Why?
Sometimes it’s best to “say” nothing sha.
Cheers

Dear OP @ Randy100
Imagine if the girl was your intelligent cousin, niece, sister or daughter, the pride of your family, making her way into the world, finding her place in life and a predator swooped in just to “find her hole”. “Do unto others...” sha.

Wise man. A lot wont understand ur post

Carchoice:
If you have been with a lady that is so good and faithful and at a point in her life she tells you she's going for NYSC, send her a termination letter.

What you should know is that, no matter how faithful that your woman is, there's one OG that will bring her to her knees.

It's a pity a very good girl I admired so much suddenly gone bad, the way she carries her self; She's actually a lost corper I found in the streets of Lagos. Her man calls her on video everyday while I'm on the other side of the bed.

This morning I told her I will not touch her again. I'm done, I feel bad for my brother on the other end.

There's nothing like good girl or bad girl, it's all about home training and self respect. But konji is never part of the home training and self respect will be put aside for few minutes reboot.

You must be a big fool to ever spew this thrash on a public forum. Be disgracing your generation. Your kind don't always end well.

gurunlocker:
He didn't step out to see how people are not practising any social distancing whatsoever. If covid is in Nigeria (I know it is), them millions would have been infected and not the paltry 6000 been recorded...

You are not making sense. You contradicted yourself in your last sentence.

cococandy:
No need to remind him. He remembers quite well.
Just tell him no and that’s it.
I wouldn’t even be chatting with him if I were you.

I like the way you reason.

Mad people every where. How much is the money self. And who told them Abacha included their name in the sharing formula

Kingpele:
Ok shame on u, u weren't aquited of your crimes against your own state, they ordered re trial on the basis that the judge who put u behind bars are not qualified to be on the seat, so you might still end up in jail, but even if u escape man justice there is one judge up there whom no one can bribe on your behalf, he will treat u as you treated public funds

He can repent and be on the good books of the one above.