₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Hw do i stop masturbating i done tire

Get married

justscorchone:
But which land dem go mount this containers,when you tell babe you dey live inside container,I dey imagine how her reaction go be,igbo girls go jump ontop your preek that's for sure.

Lol. Igbo girls no go even follow u reach the area.

justscorchone:
But which land dem go mount this containers,when you tell babe you dey live inside container,I dey imagine how her reaction go be,igbo girls go jump ontop your preek that's for sure.

Igbo girls won't even follow u home

Imagine renting a room self contained in an estate in ajah for 350k including agent and agreement. Something needs to be done abt Lagos rent

DIKEnaWAR:
So they have this kind of girl with bwest and nyash In the video and refused to show it?

Please they should release the part 2 quickly. Even if it's for sale, we can buy.

Thanks.
Management.

Secondus sorry Seconded

Ok

Who get light make I come watch for him house? My Gen no gree start o

bettercreature:
My friends dad refunded over 4.2million to all his children who lost their money to MMM and When they ask him why he is doing so,he simply said youth who take more calculated risk are more likely to be more successfull than those who never want to part with their money beside he doesnt want his children to be hyperthensive because he might end up spending more in hospital

Both the dad and the kids are dummies. How dare he call a ponzhi scheme a calculated risk? He shld just say he is scared of loosing his children, not praising them for been stupid and fall for a mere ponzhi scheme wen it's clearly stated with red ink, use Ur spare money

If the Gambian military said they won't fight African Union forces sent to remove gbagbo sorry jammeh, so why the hell did we waste money to send out troops and military equipments to Senegal enroute Gambia?
Some people explain to me because..........

AYAM NOT UNDERSTANDING

voicelez:
This is how it starts

Revolutions starts with a secret agenda. Then a plan, before action

dealslip:
she was sent to destroy the guy's destiny

I couldn't agree more

darlenese:
:wetin concern me and mumu president !




Eating my delicious cucumber

With Ur mouth or

I concur sir

johnchuks1212:
i said it yesterday but no one believed me now won again

LA call, LA bend. Scammers everywhere

Shortyy:
Give me your WhatsApp number

OK shorty. 0817 571 2704

L0velyn:
guess you dont know we ladies look out for guys with big dickk for marriage

Lol. Do u walk abt with Ur measuring tape to measure dicksss

makydee:
Nope

Why u come wan dey stroke Ur balls? Lol. Cornfess

mhisbliss:
if i were a boy I'd be a very handsome one, date only one girl who i really liked through out my life

Never flaunt six packs

Keep beard

Bodybuilder

Play basketball

Be a very intelligent nerd

Neva be a womanizing jerk
K
Be a lover not a playa

Aunty please tell us a story

makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minute
Walk around in boxers too

Lol. So do u play with urs boobs and Punna? Since u still a gurl

[quote author=seunny4lif post=52866893][/quote]Please what is this boys name on Ur meme?

Shortyy:
Lol I don't understand how y'all thought someone will give you a penny on January.

I wan to join open up. I ve alot to get off my chest

idupaul:
The Benue trough possesses the largest unproven deposits of fossil fuels in Africa , this has been a known fact since 1979

A geologist spotted

tochivitus:
I should be asking u that same question if your okay. nysc ain't gonna give u exemption letter without authority from the school.
ask if u don't know

The only reason u get exemption is if u are above 30.

decatalyst:
Ain't a geologist or geographer but I am privilegedly informed just like @kunlexxxx pointed out.

Read about anything, u get informed about everything.

Impressive

holysainbj:
Correct man...Thanks for d info

U welcome

holysainbj:
Get sense or at least borrow one
You are probably one of those kids that still fantasize about NYSC not knowing its truly one year wasted if not two years with the incessant delays now, ur type will probably wear ur NYSC khaki and cap to bath. If anyone has relevant info on it pls do well to share.
Let's skip the part of being hypocritical, most graduates who have served would attest to the fact that NYSC is one year wasted.

Guy u can serve without really serving and get your discharge on POP day.

Step 1: get mobilized, collect call up letter and go to camp


Step 2: go to camp and don't participate in anything, so will be posted to a remote place, or bribe Ur platoon officer that u want to be posted to a remote village for Ur PPA..

Step 3: report in Ur PPA after camp, go straight to Ur Zonal Inspector and use the power of Naira to convince him to do Ur bidding. Tell him you want to travel for masters and u don't want to stay and serve, u need the discharge.
He should be signing the monthly clearance and payment voucher, he should be keeping the 19800, Den promise him more money. Give him Ur nysc account details and atm card with the pin. Let it be his so he an withdraw all d months allowee.

I assure u, u will not only serve, u will ve Ur discharge certificate sent to u via courier days after POP by the one who is supposed to make sure u serve.

The power of money in Nigeria.

DONT FORGET TO GIVE THE Z.I MONEY O. LIKE 50k before and after the deal.

tochivitus:
it's easy
you can go to your school and ask for a discharge later, which will be given to u and subsequently NYSC will certify you ad long as your school is able to convince them of why u ain't serving u can even tell ya school that u have got admission to study abroad for ya masters and u can't afford to wast a whole year as the opportunity comes but ones, belive me with ya wallet and persuasion ya vc can make things happen
p.s. Make sure u go through a lecturer you are familiar with
These are those nitty gritty information your vc should have passed to you guys upon matriculation

Are u OK? Which school gives discharge letter? Or do u mean exemption letter for those above 30?

decatalyst:
This is what happens when a geographer and geologist meet!


They are probably searching for the emerald to use for the wedding ring

You must be a geologist. Ur mention of emerald shows u know something about the gems.

Am proudly an older granite of the basement complete. Intruded by the younger granite of the jos plateau.

Seamareggae:
The 2 ladies are beautiful....

.. ...All ladies are beautiful sef...

Ur eye tie big wrapper, the type they wear for August meeting

Hugo7:
I have not so, nobody should taste mine please...#mybirthday

Just because u don't eat Lion doesn't mean that the Lion won't eat you when he see you. It's a jungle out there Mr

Does anyone knows whr buhari is taking us to with all these his policies?

Rone16:
What party?Where and When?

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