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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by ayusman16(m): 4:13pm On Aug 31, 2009
Thank you. We gunners still want him. And quit saying we've not won anything for 4 seasons. We don hear am tire and we know! Make una say something we don't already know.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by ayusman16(m): 3:59pm On Aug 31, 2009
dayokanu:
Ass-anal fans must always have something to complain about'
Referee last saturday but I didnt see them complain when another ref gave Fletcher a non existent red card last season CL semi finals

Its like GAYYners here are competing for who would give the most ridiculous excuse. Pathetic Bunch

David,

Arsenal willingly gave Scummies the game because Gayyners dont want the league. They are content with Emirate cup
What is your point?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by ayusman16(m): 3:56pm On Aug 31, 2009
They should also apologise for the biased officiating! And charge Rooney for the Superman dive!
AutosRe: Urgently In Need Of Rav 4 2003 by ayusman16(op): 3:09pm On Aug 31, 2009
would text my email to u now.
AutosRe: Urgently In Need Of Rav 4 2003 by ayusman16(op): 2:58pm On Aug 31, 2009
want straight from the Port!
AutosUrgently In Need Of Rav 4 2003 by ayusman16(op): 1:51pm On Aug 31, 2009
Hey Peeps!

I urgently need Rav 4 2003 model, full option, american spec. with milege of less than 60k.

Kindly reply me on this forum.
AutosRe: Toyota Rav4 RETURNED D OWNER by ayusman16(m): 1:24pm On Aug 31, 2009
what is the model?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by ayusman16(m): 11:42am On Aug 31, 2009
Dumbest post of d week.
AutosRe: 2001 Acura 3.2 TL For Sale...Price Reviewd to 1.5 Million Fixed by ayusman16(m): 12:48pm On Aug 30, 2009
1.4m, reply me if you agree!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by ayusman16(m): 11:32am On Aug 30, 2009
See no difference between Dudu and Rooney's dive. I believe the issue should be who is the better diver? embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by ayusman16(m): 8:08am On Aug 30, 2009
Lets see how they would buy the whole FA. Who says Europeans don't cheat?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by ayusman16(m): 8:57pm On Aug 29, 2009
@Sauron, u just blame d ref 4 d unnecessary bookings.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by ayusman16(m): 8:38pm On Aug 29, 2009
Dnt think it is fair we crucify Diaby 4 d own goal. It cld av been any of d defenders. We had our chances 2 av sealed d game bt blew it. D ref also didnt help matters. Check out d misses.
AutosRe: Honda End Of Discussion 2004 Full Option Urgently Needed. by ayusman16(m): 8:45am On Aug 29, 2009
I have someone who has exactly what you need, You'll love it. E.O.D. super Clean 04. Lagos cleared.

Call Seun on 08052140911. Tell him you are a friend of Ayo that lives in the same Estate with him. (To get a reasonable discount).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by ayusman16(m): 8:21pm On Aug 28, 2009
Bros! I watched it over and over again and think it ws a dive, Was happy initially when d penalty ws awarded bt ws later disappointed when it ws replayd. I am an advocate 4 all divers 2 punished bt a precedence must be set.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by ayusman16(m): 7:55pm On Aug 28, 2009
I am a gunner 2 d bones who sincerely want Eduardo 2 b punished. We shldnt support cheats in futbol. I dont c any difference btw d Ngr U17 age cheats and Eduardo. Who says Europeans ar honest? A precedence shld also be set using Dudu's case.
PoliticsRe: Pete Edochie: I ''enjoyed'' Beer During The Kidnapping, & why I was kidnapped by ayusman16(m): 7:11am On Aug 21, 2009
Maybe he is trying to get a story line for a new movie. Something that would be tagged "a true life story". Nigerians na wao!
PoliticsRe: Pete Edochie: I ''enjoyed'' Beer During The Kidnapping, & why I was kidnapped by ayusman16(m): 4:10pm On Aug 20, 2009
I kinda find it hard 2 believe his story. Seems lik a movie he wld av acted in and display ow it will run and end. He is just trying 2 gain sympathisers 2 God knws wat.
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 11:26am On Aug 19, 2009
Losers? We won two matches in a row! cool
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2009
atleast better than ur Bsc foolishzology
Jokes EtcRe: Clemcy! by ayusman16(op): 11:49am On Aug 17, 2009
leaf-less branches
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 11:48am On Aug 17, 2009
no wonderous what?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton (1) Vs Arsenal (6) On Saturday 15th August by ayusman16(m): 7:51pm On Aug 15, 2009
Aw will nw av a reason nt 2 buy nw after dis victory.
CareerRe: How Much Do You Pay Your Driver by ayusman16(m): 2:37pm On Aug 15, 2009
I pay mine 20k. Basically becos he's young and work less than 7hrs a day excluding wkends. He also get tips every now and then to supplement the salary.
AutosRe: 2003 Black Vw Bora For Sale - 900k by ayusman16(m): 3:59pm On Aug 13, 2009
holla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 3:53pm On Aug 13, 2009
Na pork with flu sauce i get, u go mind?
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 2:59pm On Aug 13, 2009
I just finish my masters for madology, e remain for me to start to dey catch imaginary flies before dem admit me for PHD!

- Folly69 is always too hungry to think
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 2:11pm On Aug 13, 2009
mykali:
anusman is back
where u and ur pals go hide naa?
gunpoint . . .ituen . . .tufe . . .saucekid . . .etc
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Gunpoint na him be Yusuf Mohammed while Tufe na the ex-commissioner wey be him deputy. Dem don execute them for their participation in the Boko Haram crises.
Jokes EtcClemcy! by ayusman16(op): 1:29pm On Aug 13, 2009
Clemcy
One day Clemcy was enjoying the sun at the beach in Cape Town ,
South Africa. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Clemcy answered, "No, I am Clemcy."
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Clemcy answered, "No! No! Me Clemcy!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Clemcy was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking,
he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?" This guy was a lot more educated and answered ,
"Yes, I am Relaxing."
Clemcy slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

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One day Clemcy lost his donkey, but he got down to his
knees and started thanking God. A surprised passerby saw him and asked,
"Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" Clemcy replied "I am
thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise
I would have been missing too ."

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One day Clemcy was traveling in a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the
guy sitting opposite him on the train $20,000.00 to wake him up when they
arrived the station. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for $20,000.00,
the comrade deserved more service. So, when Clemcy fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off his beard (munongodzizivawo ndebvu dziya).When the train arrived,
Clemcy was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face,
and suddenly screamed when he saw himself in the mirror.
Said his wife "What's the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken my $20,000.00 and woken
up someone else".

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Clemcy finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him
how he did his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past
tense of THINK . I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK !"

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It was then the first time people were going for blood tests and
Clemcy had a friend who had gone for one at a local clinic in Fio. Clemcy came
and found him crying hell and asked, "Why are you crying?" The friend
replied,” I came here for a blood test"
Clemcy asked, “So? Are you afraid?" The friend replied, "No, not that.
During the blood test they cut my finger".
Hearing this Clemcy also started crying & screaming. His friend was
astonished and asked him, "Why are you crying?" Clemcy then replied, "I
have come for urine test."
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 1:27pm On Aug 13, 2009
@Folly69

How u dey? when dem release you?
Jokes EtcRe: Where Are My Peeps @? by ayusman16(op): 10:18am On Aug 12, 2009
eeeiya pele

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