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Op, in as much as you tried sounding like you know....bros you no sabi anything. The other girls you disvigined werent virgins at all. This is your first real one. Put her in misionary style, raise her legs on your shoulder and fix your dick , you will find there is a hole that requires experience to enter. Goodluck!!!

Is he paying tax.....efcc dey come

Some pussy can leave you miserable for life

Why them no go run, when you guys refuse releasing the mrs benue and femi Gbaja is planning on using em as guinea pigs.

Threaten him and collect.him phone with wowo face......for what?

Whatshouldido:
I'm so sad at moment, will keep the story short.

I'm 35years old, met this beautiful lady last year February through my cousin, she told me how her ex jilted her, got married to someone else. I loved her very much, i do almost everything for her, took her to my parents, she was well received by my people. We had our introduction last year December while we planned wedding for this November.

Her phone was faulty since last year November, I went to repair d faulty phone yesterday. On may coming i checked her WhatsApp, saw all her chat and voice note with her suppose ex which expose her infidelity.

I confronted her first but she denied, i showed her the evidences and she fainted, i had to call my neighbor and we took her to bathroom, pour water on her to revive her.

She have been crying since begging and swearing with Bible that she will never cheat on me again.
Even threatened me with suicide.

I don't know how to relay the whole thing to her parents because from my mind I'm done with her. Her elder brother use to be friend, maybe i should inform him.

Once a cheat will always be a cheat.

Please what can i do? Once bitten twice shy.

Dump her and go find yourself.another cheat. Goodluck

Prechgold1180:
Man calls out a teacher over his alleged WhatsApp conversation with his 15 year old student

Lol. Tisha, don lose 30k salary.

ubcandid:
omo your second paragraph would kill some men.

At leastz they die well.

MichealKin50:
My Fiancée Does This. What Does It Mean?

Good day all.

The lockdown has brought my fiancée and I more closer. She spends most of her time now in my place than hers. While staying with me, I one day carried her phone to make call I discovered she doesn't put password on her phone.

Just few days ago while she was sleeping, I used her phone to Google something online and something pushed me to open her Facebook app. When I open, I realized she deletes chats after conversation. I was looking for the messages I do sent her on Facebook and could not find any.

I can't figure out what this means.

Means nothing. Stop disturbing yourself. Think about growing your investments

instinct57vm:
I have a female friend who got married last year October precisely.

Fast forward to March this year the Mother In Law came to stay with the couple in a bid to visit her hospital within the couple’s area for medical checkup, reason being that she stays a bit farther away in the same state.

Upon her Mother in law’s arrival, she came with my friend’s husband brother accompanied by his girlfriend who all planned staying and eventually stayed without prior notice.

My friend(the lady) is a banker and was only informed casually by her husband while she was at work on the day of their arrival. His excuse was the mother called impromptu about the visit which I don’t think is bad anyway.

These couple stay in a three bedroom apartment and only one room has bed in it. This is the room the couple sleep.

The first two days of the mother inlaw, brother and brother’s girlfriend arrival, the couple had to sleep in the living room while the mother in law and the brother in law’s girlfriend slept in the couple’s room.

As days goes by, the husband who is self employed suggested the the rest of them will handle cooking in the house due to the wife’s tight schedule as per banking job in Lagos.

Part of the consequence of their visit is that they have overthrown the kitchen and like most ladies my friend wasn’t cool with this but tried to keep her cool.

The lady(my friend) became curious and asked the husband to clarify if the mother in law and co intends to stay with them permanently. The husband subsequently flared up with the allegations that his wife doesn’t want his people around. This happened to be the third time his wife asked this question in the space of two weeks.

One thing led to the other on the third time of asking this question my friends husband beat her up and chased her out of the house while the mother stood and watched without interfering.

Efforts to reconcile has proved abortive as the husband refused to let her in again and categorically said to my friend’s dad he isn’t interested in the marriage anymore. The mother in law refused to interfere.

PS: The hubby’s mother is a separated single mother.
PS: My friend and her hubby both contributed to pay the rent
PS: The hubby’s father is not in support of all the happenings and all efforts to reach his son proved abortive since the misunderstanding. He wouldn’t answer his dad’s calls.

What are your opinions about this issue? Thank you.

Nonsense marriage. The guy was ripe for it.

zaksman1960:
Please guys don't mind any mistake I will make .am not So good in writing

Have been married for two years now ,meet my wife through a friend .we got along and did married say one year after we meet.during our courtship I never for once had any reason to doubt her loyalty as everything was nearly perfect.as she told about her past life and relationship though not so good but not too bad either.
Before I forget to mention she was done with her OND at the time I meet her .and was eager to complete her HND this was not a problem for me as i was ready and capable of assisting her to complete the program.she have birth to our first child during her final year though not easy for her combining education with baby .but she was able to complete the program though with an extra semester. To cut the story short my people she was mobilized for NYSC for batch A 2020,though she could not complete the 3 weeks camp due to the Corona virus pandemic.as their camp was cut short .
before I forget I do have access to her phone as I know the password to it ..am not that kind of guy who possess trust issue beside I trusted her wholeheartedly so I had no reason to suspect her. most times I just check news on her phone and atymes play game ..
So I was push one day to check her whatapp .I observe a chat with a guy,her fellow corper the guy asking her how she copes with lockdown .how she is enjoying my di...k and if she does enjoy it ..I was shocked. For her to be chatting with a guy asking her such question .I didn't ask her about it I just ignore it. I began to follow up with her chat with this guy , I observe she does delete all her chat with this guy but as a fast guy atymes I manage to read her chat before she deletes them ..after that scene she was chatting the guy complaining that she does not see his calls ..the guy replied that it's because he knows am around because of lockdown that why he doesn't call. Then just yesterday night the guy was asking when she is coming over. though she slept off thats why she could not reply him .this morning I observed as usual the chat was deleted.

I need ur advice my people .sorry for the long write up. I have not confronted her yet cause am not sure if she is really cheating or about to.and also I think I don't have enough evidence too.

Why does she deletes her chat if nothing is fishing

Guy, dnt make this bother you. Everyone's wife is cheating these days. Just be a man, make.money and be slamming 16yo pussies daily . Goodluck!!

noakchukibadan:
Hello,

Please no ethnic banters. One of us is from Ekiti, and the other is from Benue. I am married for 8 years with 2 kids. It has been one problem to another.

I must be very frank, before marriage, my wife had many very questionable characters, but unfortunately we did the marriage counseling in a church were the pastor happened to be her family member. Many of the issues would have been resolved, but when I raised those issues about her character the pastor promised me that everything will be fine after the marriage.
Although this is not an excuse, but looking back now I would have been more patient and taken my decision myself instead of rushing into the marriage. For this I HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE

There is hardly nothing we do not quarrel about, I have always been the one to initiate settlement. The only way I ensure that there is peace in the house is for me not to complain about anything. Even at that, there is always trouble. If the children do anything wrong, she always says those characters the children are exhibiting are not from her and that she is not surprised that they inherited such characters from me.

She can go for months without talking to me, even if I tried to, I have done all I could do, I have begged, cried prayed. I just feel tired and exhausted from trying to make the marriage work or have peace in the home, the sad part is that she often reminds me every time there is misunderstanding that I should remember that she can stay on her own without talking to any body. Just to add, she is very prayerful.

OTHER INFORMATION.
1. I can say conveniently that there is no money problem at home. Finance is okay.
2. I went to see her father 2 years ago, the man said unfortunately he can not do anything. This is true because she was raised away from her Father, she has no contact with any of her fathers family and her father has a zero say in her life.
3. she has 5 elders ones, non of them is in communication with her because of many unresolved issues. Of her 3 younger ones she only maintains a relationship with the last boy who is just 14 years. .
4. Her mum can not talk to her because she simply dares not. However, behind, her mother use to beg me and she kept saying she understands her daughter's character and that she is doing her best by praying and doing deliverance for her.
5. She is not in contact with her maternal uncles and aunt because she said they supported her elder ones when she had problem with them.

So I am stuck with no one to help call the both of us and resolve the issue.

Every year for 5 straight years, she always forgets my birthday, last year, she forgot also, three days later, she bought me a present and I refused to collect the present and I asked her why does she keep forgetting my birthday, year after year for 5 years. She just said sorry, but I left the present in the room, she never bothered to bring the present to me. Another birthday was gone yesterday 2nd May, and as I write, no happy birthday yet.

I literally cook for myself, and all domestic things I do for myself.

I will end this by saying that in fairness to her, her character was not too different before the marriage and courtship, sincerely only once, that was like one year before the marriage I broke up with her, she came to apologize and promised that she will change. Her mother also came to apologize to me also.

This woman has refused to change or allow peace to hold sway, she is right every time, while everybody around is wrong. Sincerely, I do not know what to do anymore.

I am tired and exhausted. I do not know what to do anymore. I am 42, I was diagnosed of high blood pressure 2 years ago.

Person wey her entire family no fit talk to naim you go marry. As wetin, macho man or king kong. Well like all her family, relative and pastor tell you....me too advice you to forget, manage and tolerate. Yoi lucky she is prayeful sef Nd not cheating.

Honesty001:
Dogoyaro that ooni of Ife proffered as the cure to Corona virus.aAnyways my husband is taking it.He mixed with lime .It also cures headache,pains and fever you know.

Yes o. If you want to get the best out of it, soak it inside gin, one shot per day. Shikena

Freeminda:
This is the herbal plant Madagascar use for their Covid Organic. Who knows the local name in NIGERIA cause most said it grows in Africa

This is nothing but the infamous dogoyaro. Quote me anywhere.

Dude do this....very impotant. Get a very good antifungal cream like skineal and aplly there day and night . Yoi shld see progress in 3days. This is as a result of hard stool , a tear and infection.

Casemiro:
Tried kissing her but she remains adamant.


I really wanted to start from kissing

Start kissing the earlobe and neck b4 you claim the lips, and you can be assertive without bring forceful. You shld try suck her tits too while at it. Thats a finishing move.

TheExecutioner:
https://punchng.com/us-lawmakers-oppose-return-of-320m-abacha-loot/

Returning one thief's loot to another. How does that help?

Casemiro:
So there's this this shy chick I used to meet in one shop like that, and I developed interest in Her.



We exchanged contacts and all that and we've been flowing well on whatsapp.
She is this church type and have been refusing to visit, but I was shocked when she agreed during this lockdown.


Since no work for sometime now, she agreed and she has been in my flat for two days now.



If it's others we'll get down to business even if they're reluctant a bit.
This girl is something different, I mean why did she come? To discuss telemundo?



I have tried everything in my head but she just won't release the cookie. like WTF!!
I am a kinda guy that won't use force on a lady and I have limits to persuading a girl and even after resisting, with my sweet words and other tactics they give in.

She doesn't want to leave and I am confused


please what practical ways do you suggest to get this skinny fair Bae laid?


I don't want tomorrow now she'll say I raped her

Are you sure you tried everything? Try using your left thumb and index finger in tuning her right nipples while you kiss her deeply and force your right middle and index finger in her pants caressing her clit. Do all three simultaneously and trust me, church girl will fly out the window.

princetunex:
Get your ass down to Madagascar and buy those herbs. You are only good at spending so go spend billions

The madagascar herbs are made from common dogoyaro. We have it plenty in Nigeria.

Fabulouzjoseph:
vaccines are meant to help people not to kill people. A man brings a vaccine to help people recover from a disease and you condemn him is that right??

The question is why make it mandatory. if you are vaccinated and am not, there is no risk to you while i choose to take my chances

Na wa o. See as them kolobi person for 39days. Make she kuku drink their vit C make them free her naa. Abi

zakim:


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/wont-relent-until-last-almajiri-is-relocated-from-plateau-lalong.html

There is something def wrong upstairs with everyone in Northern Nigeria .

Compliant:
https://mobile.twitter.com/NCDCgov

Stop this rubbish testing already. The numbers will only keep giing up and causing unnecessary panic. Na malaria test jor. How can you just keep testing healthy people for no reason at all. Nonsense WHO/Bill gates model.

Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.

Start by taking 2 bottles of sniper. It will help your family get rid of the problem

lalasticlala:
Source: https://www.thetrentonline.com/covid-19-distress-access-bank-to-lay-off-75-of-staff-says-md-herbert-wigwe/amp/?__twitter_impression=true



Source: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-30/nigeria-s-access-bank-to-cut-staff-salaries-to-avoid-job-losses?utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_content=africa&utm_source=twitter&cmpid%3D=socialflow-twitter-africa&utm_medium=social&__twitter_impression=true

Cacovid headed by Bubu and CBN govt have squeezed the juice out if the private sector and now workers and their poor families have to pay for it. Na wa o

Crownbefitsme:
https://punchng.com/fg-to-cut-agencies-to-reduce-governance-cost-minister/?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

Lol..this woman studied thiefery

ProfDview1:
There is this lady I like so much, even my friends know that I like her so much and will love to spend the rest of my life with her.

One day, I saw her with my friend and I later asked her why she is so close to my friend. She said they are dating each other, that she cannot marry me simply because I am tailor.

My friend is a yahoo boy, he doesn't have any work. The only way he eats is via internet scam. To be honest I was so pained, moreover she is not the only lady to have done this to me. Have met several ladies that told me that they can't marry a tailor and they end up dating yahoo Boys for my street.

They always tell me to leave my tailoring job and go hustle like my frnds to make cool money.

Guys, I am tired.. Should I leave the tailoring job and join my friends to do the yahoo stuff?

Girls keep rejecting me up and down and I am fed up.

Pls advise me

The time you will invest in cashing in on the face mask craze, you take am dey reason one useless girl. Like she will bail you when SARS or EFCC catch you

Dicktion:
She left Lagos dark skinned and came back 3 months later a light skinned bae .. Ever since she came back she be acting kinda weird.. Ya it's weird to me cos she never stepped in my room before she traveled or should I say something has started going on in her head lately. She entered my room on Sunday. Think say na joke only for her to repeat same today. Her husband is not around tho. Bobo only comes once in a while and it's like he's been stuck in one of those south-south states precisely Port Harcourt cos of the lockdown.

She come ask me for food today before i go talk babe don enter kitchen. I just siddon and watched as she did her thing. For me i only saw a guest that wanted to entertain herself but the kinda questions she was asking, and the eye contact she was giving was profoundly unsettling. I had to fake a call and step outside. Only for her to call me back moments later.

Immediately I enter house babe come dey ask if na my girlfriend I talk to I lied that it's my bro and she was like I didn't sound like it was a guy I was talking to.. I just laugh comot face cos I was already getting irritated by her antics and didn't wanna give her vibes that'd dismantle her mood then.. She come say make I come her room later. She like I know it's been long her hubby's been around and it's always just her and their little boy and she'd want me to come around to keep her company if I'm free like I always am cos I hardly go out in this Covid-19 era.

I told her I will try. She come say she dey go market so I should be specific so she'd know what to buy when she gets there and if she will increase the quantity or not. But that'd depend on my answer. Fear catch me I just say yes
Now I don enter one chance

I'm thinking I should go there later and see what's gonna pop up as it may just be her tryna display her good side and nothing more....or I just let her bask alone in her solitude as usual.. Abi wetin una think

This lockdown have expose women alot. Them no fit keep body for 2weeks. Drill the pit and spit later. Bye

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

Dude just bleep the bitch and quit being a sissy. Some babes cant stay without a dick for a werk, and this lock down seems to have trapped this one. Help her and help yourself

Nelso2:
Saw a contact on her phone late last year, saved as aa1 and each time he wassup her it's either he calls her my friend or my love.

Confronted her but she denied, saying it's her customer that is owing her money. Been searching for the contact but couldn't find it again after then.

Recently, I searched on her phone while she was sleeping, went through her wassup again, saw a number saved as 3, had to checked on it, behold the profile picture is the same man. Funny part of it, each time she chat wit him, she deletes the chat at the end of it. Been mad since and about to confront.

The man in question is almost 54 and I am in late 30s.

Try to balance her spend with her income then you will know who no. 3 is. For some comfort tho. I think you No. 1, and if i were you i will be more worried bout no. 2 cos thst is the screw driver.

I pity Lagosians who get up by 4am and get to work 8 and close by 4pm only to reach hoise 11pm. How them wan beat the curfew?