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Please what church do u attend and what is your pastor's name??

Send wedding invitation and stop making noise here!

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You browse sotay u dey see nairaland for dream. SMH

Question 1- is she actually your girlfriend??

The worst thing is for NBC to ban the video. Olamide did not commit any crime!

University security have loaded guns?? Wahala dey!!!

Ebola: the beginning of the end. Are we going to try and imagine how many people the 27 have come in contact with??

I believe adam and eve were arabs and not white.

I expect it was destroyed during the rain in Noah's time

timilehing: Guys dating your type must cheat!! No offence

abeg what do u mean by her type??
At op, we all cheat one way or the other. Deal with it

I always try to ignore any thread created by this dude. But I guess he has a purpose. He is entertainment for some people. Cos why would any sane person even bother to reply the sh.it he writes??

I'm for abortion. Whatever your reason may be. No need bringing children into the world to suffer. We have enough problems in the world already.

Wife

Icudkill: The tongue isnt the strongest muscle in the body, and for fact isnt a single muscle either, rather an aggregate of 8 muscles.
And strength can be viewed from differ angles, me thinks the masseter has more backing to be called strongest muscle.

Yeye. What is the masseter??

Op what country are u in. U woke up at 3:22am naija time to open this thread. Oga ooo.
By the way, picture of u and ur dark, well moisturised skin or #idon'tbelieveit

If I find my doppelganger, omo na to kill am be the next thing.

Useless boy. You open a thread with your useless story and u are asking people who don't give a fat fu*k about it if u should continue. *In patience jonathan's voice* don't contunue.

Bad idea. She would turn to your financial adviser.

It is common knowledge that Aregbesola is a finished man and APC is a collapsed experiment. I just don't understand why PDP keep fielding touts.

I don't understand. How does someone fracture a vertebrae??

So Kunle disvirgined Ruth but married Nkechi. Na Sango go kill am!

This Mikel vs Messi and Mikel vs Yaya Toure war would cause riot in Nigeria one day
From my own point of view, Mourinho has helped Mikel career in every way possible.
It is a certainty that John Obi Mikel is atleast 3yrs older than lionel messi
Now, for an african player to play in an U20 competition and still have a blossoming career 9yrs after is an achievement!
Messi is a better goal scorer and contributor to his club but whenever they come against Mikel and Chelsea, they always dread the result.
On country level, Messi has a better statistic against mikel but they are both Indispensible to their country.

Yaya toure.
It is a known fact that what mikel has achieved with his club and country, Yaya 'Agbaya' Toure would never achieve!Yeah I said that.

Finally, if the AFOTY award is given on individual performance bases, Yaya Toure would win it
But if the award is strictly on team contribution, Mikel is the man.

Must everyone create a thread on this Nairaland??
Go and sleep jor or is ur school still on strike.

Oga u are confused. Is Kunle a farmer or works in an Oil company. Maybe he is a palm oil farmer

pimpchi: My babe(fiancee) just dumped me after 4yrs of relationship and our wedding plan is to hold this june. she broke the news to me yestanyt........ D most painful is that i hv sacrificed so much for her... so much... crying, someone plz comfort me.
I must avenge this hurt, i cnt b down while she is happy... i will make sure she lives d rest of her life in sorrow. i hv some wicked plans for her nw bt i need most painful methods and suggestions from you guys plz. i dnt wnt her to die , i jst wnt to put her in much more pain.
plz Mod, don't push to front page. plz

this is a new year. Direct all your pain and anger into making money. Make money fast, make money hard. Don't be helping set up future mother inlaws business and the likes.
HUSTLE HARD! Nobody loves a broke Nigga! God bless U!

Oshi!!!
ASUU don resume, hope u are back to school
Corporal Gabriel ko, Commander Michael ni!

Can u imagine. It took a doctor 4 tries and several needles to find a vein on my body last monday. If u don't do stressful work and u don't gym and u are not bleaching, then ur case is special and I cannot help u. However u can try relaxing and cold baths

Them send her come ni. How can a woman be living with her elder sister at 36. She no get work.
Anyways threaten your wife that she either leaves or u leave. Remember it is just a threat

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Lest I forget, I wanna make a shout out to my mummy and my daddy. Also to our landlord and his big bombom wife. Not forgetting iya 'no change' and the side shop and aboki my suya seller. Also to the gate man securing our neighbourhood. God bless our 2014!