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pimpchi: My babe(fiancee) just dumped me after 4yrs of relationship and our wedding plan is to hold this june. she broke the news to me yestanyt........ D most painful is that i hv sacrificed so much for her... so much... crying, someone plz comfort me.
I must avenge this hurt, i cnt b down while she is happy... i will make sure she lives d rest of her life in sorrow. i hv some wicked plans for her nw bt i need most painful methods and suggestions from you guys plz. i dnt wnt her to die , i jst wnt to put her in much more pain.
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this is a new year. Direct all your pain and anger into making money. Make money fast, make money hard. Don't be helping set up future mother inlaws business and the likes.
HUSTLE HARD! Nobody loves a broke Nigga! God bless U!

Oshi!!!
ASUU don resume, hope u are back to school
Corporal Gabriel ko, Commander Michael ni!

Can u imagine. It took a doctor 4 tries and several needles to find a vein on my body last monday. If u don't do stressful work and u don't gym and u are not bleaching, then ur case is special and I cannot help u. However u can try relaxing and cold baths

Them send her come ni. How can a woman be living with her elder sister at 36. She no get work.
Anyways threaten your wife that she either leaves or u leave. Remember it is just a threat

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Lest I forget, I wanna make a shout out to my mummy and my daddy. Also to our landlord and his big bombom wife. Not forgetting iya 'no change' and the side shop and aboki my suya seller. Also to the gate man securing our neighbourhood. God bless our 2014!

Is Kelly Handsome still alive??

I hope u understand quality healthcare is not measured in buildings or bed number

A dislike button or a foolish comment button.

It is FIFA classification
FIFA classifies Israel, Russia and a few other surrounding countries as European countries.

What is red palm oil
Palm oil is Red oil

60k in ilorin = 120k in lagos.
It all depends on ur friend's lifestyle. If he is a hustler at heart, he can go to lagos but if he wants to live a stress- free life, he should stay in ilorin.

It all starts with one attention seeking BIT.CH
And then all the thirsty dogs start to drool over her.

We should stop making a mockery of God
God is not a fool!

Chelsea should please let Mata and De Bruyne go
Mata to a non-epl team and De Bruyne to a team that would guarantee him first team football.
Also I hope Higuain news is not true. If we need a striker, Mario or Edin would do.

Popowaa: I was sitting down today and i was thinking of why i was still single.Okay i couldnt find any reason i enjoy my FWB soo much,no romantic strings attach,he gives good sex and we hang out a lot.He is a great guy to converse and spend time with so i dont really miss been in a relationship.I dont have to be questioned when i stay out late,i dont have to think about my guy cheating on me,no unnecessary fights and all the wahala that come with been in a relationship.I ve been single for a while and plan to stay single for a long time becos i am happy this way and enjoying sex without been in a relationship.
So my question to all the single ladies and dudes out there,why are u still single?Is it becos you enjoy singleness or you have other reasons.

so what happens when this FWB of yours decides to start a relationship and marry someone else.
I'm single cos I cannot stay emotionally attached to someone for more than 30days.

The only ground for a marriage to be dissolved in a law court is when there are irreconcilable differences. Meaning u have tried everything from counselling to therapy, etc. Then, a judge can grant the divorce.

100 days fasting?? Na them kill Jesus??

FA must be mad. The referee and his 2assistants should have been suspended for such a woeful performance

bad meat: I ve been in all 32 states!enjoyed plateau the most

we have 36 states

Live in Oyo
Osun
Ogun
Lagos
Kwara
Nasarrawa
Abuja.

The captivity of negativity. Mourinho is an A.S.S.H.O.L.E!
U play Mazacar, a lot of chances are created and Swansea was doing all the defending.
2nd half, u remove the 3 attacking midfielder when the game was pretty much balanced thereby killing all forms of attack. For over 20minutes all chelsea did was defend and run after swansea. Now ramirez cannot play liverpool. Just don't include essien in the team list sha

Why are there so many foolish people on nairaland??

No light in my area since sunday. I'm in ibadan.

Let mourinho line up that nonsense against liverpool come sunday and see if we would come out with a draw.

Peinstein: It's in our mind. You will notice we now have a lot of bright minds

Pretty Impressive.
From my own understanding, 10,000MW of electricity cannot guarantee Nigeria stable electricity. So if no government since 1999 can produce 10,000MW, I don't think we can ever achieve stable electricity supply in Nigeria

First, I want us to let Kevin de bruyne go to somewhere he can play first team football.
I was hoping to sign Khedira but now that he is injured, any DMF under 27yrs would do. I'm a Chelsea fan by the way

Oga u might need to add Biology or Further maths to that combo to get a course to study

I have never been totally satisfied by any customer care centre I call but etisalat has the worst customer care. Those people simply don't know what they are doing.

Man looks at the outward appearance but God looks at the heart.

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