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GM (gate man)

What school? mine or yours?

matta whey serious no dey nairaland today

She better come back home.
If the mother had only believed in the name above all names.

What point is he making exactly?

Which position is rooney playing?

Middle finger and nigga

Why the announcement? Does it take that much effort to shut down an illegal operation?

The EPL is the best league in the world. Entertaining football, saga and suprises every other week, and it is the only league where you have to wait to the last match to know the winners.
Please which folks voted for the npl? Is that even a league?

Rent a wife

I'm not checking asses out, I'm just admiring the handiwork of God.

Tubaba is the epitome of nigeria's music industry

Nollywood has taught me that,
1. You can be rich and live in a big house without having a job.
2. A woman can carry the same hairstyle for a lifetime.

Mine is 8209 days

Oga run! It is a church setting. Everyone is going to call for your head.

It's been four months. You can't just move it all at once. The choice is really yours. The only advise i can give you is to become friendly with the bank manager.

Torres, Sturridge, Bosingwa, Malouda, Lukaku. Where did we get this bunch of mediocre? Their total signing on fee is enough to sign the team arsenal fielded today.

Oloshi. Awon omo ale jati jati.

Why does chelsea even bother? Sturridge is crazy, Bosingwa is lazy, Mikel is slow Lampard is old, Torres is missing, Malouda is selfish! Cech cannot kill himself now.

Captain fantastic

Is sturridge crazy?

Goal! 4 to go

Why is Anelka not on the bench? Djourou came to sleep ni o.

What makes you gunner so confident? You have not won away this season. Apart from Rvp, what other player on your team can you talk of? Na today gangan the guy go break leg.

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=791349.msg9437341#msg9437341 date=1319814762]Except it is the work of the devil [/quote]On point. [quote author=High_Chief link=topic=791349.msg9433411#msg9433411 date=1319763921]What makes you sleep with your driver?[/quote]Don't take it personal.

88% of all statistical figures are made up

Waoh!

mukina2:
you wish

thought you were a chelsea fan,

Arsenal won't know what hit them tomorrow

07034590120. I lost it at a viewing centre and i never retrieved it cos it got one crazy girl off my back.

Who did Sturridge come in for?