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Key competence - Inviting vips to irrelevant and wasteful religious gatherings at public expense.

All Putin needs do is to offer them a higher pay and they will switch sides. That’s why they are called “soldiers of fortune”.

The purpose of the round table is to gather round and seek solutions to the pressing problems facing the country.

What about the men whose genes have conspired against them growing facial hair?

LordviccoDaGuru:
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Lalasticla
Mynd44

Sir,
Why don’t you do something about it. Your Job Title states:
President, Commander in Chief and Chief Executive of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

FreeStuffsNG:
This is not a big deal. Government should pay the debt to CCECC or go ahead with the concession. If I were CCECC, sincerely, I will insist on the payment and avoid headache with labour unions because they once did shege to Bi-Courtney that took that concession approach to recoup its investment.

The problem is not even FG, it's the workers and their labour unions. Some corrupt workers will incite their union against CCECC and will soon start locking up the terminal once the terms of the concession blocks all the leakages for corruption.

FG should create and issue a special Aviation Investment Bond and then use proceeds from the sale of the fixed income bonds to pay the debt it owes CCECC. TSA should be able to help them monitor the inflows from which they will redeem the funds back to the bond holders .

Sincerely, it should not be too difficult for FG to raise the funds to pay CCECC because of the guaranteed return on investment of this cash cows, especially the Lagos Airport Terminal. So they should not allow the civil servants turn such a laudable project into a conundrum.

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria.

Thank God such minds are still around. There is still hope for Nigeria.

Carcholce:
I saw a thread on front page few days ago about sleep paralysis. Going through the comments section. I realized no one knows what sleep paralysis is really about.

I will not say too much about it, but for experimental purposes. When next you experience sleep paralysis. Don’t fight to snap out of it. Try to be aware it’s happening and remain calm. Over time you’ll see why it happens and you’ll start floating around your room. You can even eves drop conversations of others while out of your body.


Everyone can do this but not everyone knows how to.

NOTE. WARNING!!! You might not like some things you’ll see and hear.

The is nothing ‘spiritual’ about this phenomenon. What happens is, to put it simply is the brain shifts it’s ‘gear’ into neutral kind of disconnects from the body. The reason for this is because the brain continues to function while we are immobilized (asleep), hopefully safely in bed. Otherwise how could it perform other important functions like sorting and storing of information? Hence we dream but at the same time remain immobile.
The so called “paralysis” is experienced when the brain is about to re-engage the body but it’s a bit slow. Say a slit second between when we regain consciousness and when the brain reconnects to the body.
All hail the Brain, the most fascinating organ to study.

E2000:
You may not believe me but I speak the truth. Sleep paralysis can be caused by Ulcer. Ever since I treated my Ulcer and stay away from hunger I no longer experience it.

The is nothing ‘spiritual’ about this phenomenon. What happens is, to put it simply is the brain shifts it’s ‘gear’ into neutral kind of disconnects from the body. The reason for this is because the brain continues to function while we are immobilized (asleep), hopefully safely in bed. Otherwise how could it perform other important functions like sorting and storing of information? Hence we dream but at the same time remain immobile.
The so called “paralysis” is experienced when the brain is about to re-engage the body but it’s a bit slow. Say a slit second between when we regain consciousness and when the brain reconnects to the body.
All hail the Brain, the most fascinating organ to study.

The is nothing ‘spiritual’ about this phenomenon. What happens is, to put it simply is the brain shifts it’s ‘gear’ into neutral kind of disconnects from the body. The reason for this is because the brain continues to function while we are immobilized (asleep), hopefully safely in bed. Otherwise how could it perform other important functions like sorting and storing of information? Hence we dream but at the same time remain immobile.
The so called “paralysis” is experienced when the brain is about to re-engage the body but it’s a bit slow. Say a slit second between when we regain consciousness and when the brain reconnects to the body.
All hail the Brain, the most fascinating organ to study.

Lets simply merge APC with PDP and turn into a one party state. Like in China, where all the politics takes place within the CCP.

Ukraine should have learned from countries like Switzerland and Austria and remained a neutral country.
It would then benefit from being both friendly with the western countries and Russia being at least comfortable with Ukraine.
I don’t know this obsession about east European joining NATO / EU as junior parters.
Why not remain proud non aligned countries.

CSTRR:
Buhari is tall as an iroko, but one of the dumbest president I have seen in my life.

Putin and Xi ji ping are both short yet they will always dominate the room.

Xi Ji Ping short?

It is standard diplomatic protocol. Heads of State and Governments stand in front for photo sessions.
The advantage of being represented at the 'Highest Level' in such meetings.

I have been to Salvador and had a chance to taste the akaraje. Basically it is blended beans fried in palm oil with local variation.
Conversely the Brazilians gave us cassava, which we use as garri. Tapioca and Macao.
There is a strong Yoruba influence in Salvador Bahia.
I was told that when Slaves where brought over by the uropeans, they gave the Slaves new names and forced they to forget their identity. The Slaves came mainly from Southern and West Africa, but only the Yorubas were able to maintain and pass on their culture. The other Africans later had no other choice than to adopt the Yoruba Orisha religion. Hence the Yoruba culture became the dominant African culture in Brazil.
One thing about Nigerians is they tend to dominate others Africans wherever they find themselves.
All hail Nigeria, potentially the most powerful country on planet earth. Pity we are no where near our full potential.

Borrowing to shore up exchange rate vs exporting to strengthen the value of naira. Very clever people.

Baba don tan well well.

Mr……who stole my laptop? Someone has stolen my laptop. Where is my laptop? My laptop was here now it’s gone. Please can you return my laptop.

The question is where did he arrive from?

This looks like he is on his way to face the “firing squad”. It reminds of the bloody years of military coups.

Hope the ship is deployed to Kano State

Not possible!!
We will not take this!!

No sense of humour at all. Well I know country hard well well.

omoadeleye:
Your head is not correct, upon all the issues going on in the country, this is the bs you can think of? You can try better.

You are very rude!

No sense of humour!

This message is to Nigerian women.

As you well have noticed, the “Presidency” has seized control of the First Lady’s conference room for about a year now.

Not a word or whimper from the Nigerian women.

Women of Nigeria arise and fight for your rights. Seize control of your hallowed conference room and take back what belongs to you.

But no guns please.

It’s not a ‘funny portrait’ rather it’s called a caricature.

NwaNimo1:
State capture.....

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Rather 80% state capture

SarkinYarki:
Trust me on this Emeiefele is a stack idiot

Can you explain?

dawnomike:
The CBN governor has become clueless...

Can you explain?

Float the naira now and do not announce the date for the commencement of the refinery. Speculators will eventually get their fingers burnt. Those who understand how fickle fx rates are under floating regime will be mindful about the price they purchase dollars.

TheOgaBoss:
don't mind these idiots who don't know what they are saying, the VP if does not know jack, even China with their Hugh industrial capacity has not dared to float their currency much less a Nigeria thta cannot produce "shit", we cannot even refine the oil we produce, the co is confused.

China rather is undervaluing their currency to make their exports more competitive. Why do you think made in China goods are so cheap?

baralatie:

I apologize if my response was offensive!
Please do not be annoyed

Not at all my friend. We are all here to rub minds and share ideas.