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richPHAROAH:
example is me and my father ,why me and my drunk of a father are still allowed to roam the street and not yet burnt alive is what i dont understand

I wonder too bestie

richPHAROAH:
na your mama be my buddy. to make her drink my dog cum dey hungry me

But wait ive been thinking about something recently, during this trying times now is your mother still getting customer in her ashawo business, cos on a normal day your mama gets fvcked by 12-15 daily at 500naira each to get by,this got me thinking how she's going to survive now that nobody is interested in her pussey.
Explain how you're holding up,cos I'm worried for you.

richPHAROAH:
your death will be worst that that

My nairaland buddy

johnadam209:
They are both new phones and both are locked and sent from the USA. 11 pro worth 580k while 11 pro max worth 650-700k. I went to SLOT to check the price. So I don't force anyone to buy it from me. If u give me price that is reasonable, I might or might not sell as well.

I laugh at your ignorance padre,heck you believe locked phones are more expensive than factory unlocked,that's a lot of ignorance bro,I don't know where to begin to explain to you.
A brand new factory unlocked 11pro sells for around 360-400 while the 11pro max sells for 400-500k depending on configuration.
The locked version doesn't use Nigerian sim this is why it's around 40% cheaper than factory unlocked. You'd be lucky to sell the pro max at 300k not to talk of the ordinary pro.

This days I stay up in night for hours thinking if what can be done to make this country right, there are too many things wrong with Nigerians, it's like we're wired differently, I'm sorry to say but we have not fully evolved as humans in this country, churches are still opened and party going on around where I live and I just look on and wish I could substitute the citizens of this country with a new breed of people.

Kingosytex:
Why take one's life?

I can't take my life even if I test positive to HIV, Ebola, Lassa, Corona and Hanta all combined...I can't come and go and kill myself....

Nairaland's number one woman wrapper.
You won't have to kill yourself if you had half of what you listed,you'd be dead in minutes.

maskman007:
corona seems to be affecting only northerners

Ignorance has plagued your mind,you better start reading, this is no way to live

Yenefer:
Just take chloroquine and lot's of fruits

Idiot,you've started your madness again

J111333:
Here in Cotonou, na coronavirus dey self isolate from us. Dem no born am well.

It is a shame that we have to share a platform With people like you.

richPHAROAH:
useless bastard. he died of diabetes and bad medical health care. na you go be the first legit case of corona

Your wH0re of a mother shouldn't have fvcked anything that moved,your embarrassing existence could have been avoided.

PAROTLAND:
I just misplaced a friends iphone, she is totally angry, I can’t be telling her sorry without something at hand... please if you have any at that price quote me I am in Lagos...

At this rate you'll end of buying a stolen phone,you can't see an iPhone 7plus for less than 100k.

Djdannyb4u:
I think I agree with you on this.
I enjoyed the battery performance of my Galaxy A30 for 2 months after I bought it. Since then I have been using glo network & it gets hot most times when I switch on my data.
I usually get 5. 5 hours SOT(used to be 8-9 hours dat 1st 2 months). It is now worse since I upgraded to Android 10. My phone is now slow & freezes a lot.
I'm kind of disappointed but I really like this phone.

You can't relate to the post, Samsung only use two chipsets for their flagship phones,if you're not using the s or note series then you only have one chipset wherever you may be in the world.so the A series uses the same chip irrespective of location

Sirheny007:
A very nice record.
He is now forever immortalized in the Nigerian History books.

You will follow him very soon by God's grace,so that you too can be immortalized in the Nigerian history books

Harrynight:


Is Possible, His existing cases of sickness killed him not necessarily COVID19

So you know pass the ministry of health that treated him,y'all won't take simple instruction you'll be guessing nonsense.

You stupid lots that find this funny there you go, the death count has begun

richPHAROAH:
lmao, omo this begger follow me enter here? aburo, i only told you that i will give you the 2k next week u begin dey para? na me cause ur poverty? shey na beg u dey beg

Give your mother the 2k so she can get a decent meal for once in her life

sartee:
I rest my case... Tutor me abeg. I didn't want to spoil this guy's market. That's why I suggested he increases his price. Cos only a novice will pay less than 400k for network locked 12 pro pro max

You didn't lie, I was merely testing s marketing strategy, in reality the new one goes for 580k for the pro and 650-700k for the pro max,it's a steal for that price.

IsaacRocks:
You get mind spy on my profile. You have made a huge mistake bro.

Your bro is in your family house alaye ,I'm currently going through the crap you call profile,do your worse.

IsaacRocks:
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Crap,I spied on your profile, do your worse

Yenefer:
brother my aim is to free u from the enfodemic which is more dangerous than the virus

Have Lost someone to that virus and I tell you again you're very stupid,I hope you go through the pain of losing someone to it too,think about not able to breathe without the aid of oxygen, your heart beating abnormally while your nose, lungs are blocked, excessive coughing and not been able to lay down on your back, drowsiness and the pains that comes with been isolated from the whole world

IsaacRocks:
oh I can't advertise for a company. Do you know who I am.

Do I look like I give a fvck,I don't like what I hate, I hate fake people that's all

IsaacRocks:
haha Guy I can't waiste my expensive English on you and mind you don't ever mention my religion in you chippy talk.

Tommorow you too will call yourself a graduate eya.

I graduated when you were still roaming the streets and running errands for girls your age pussey

Harrynight:
"The index case and his contact have thankfully recovered and have been discharged"


And they said there is no cure for Covid-19

Don't ask us questions Google can easily answer, cultivate the habit of reading.

IsaacRocks:
hmmm. Wow and you are a youth in this country. What a disgrace to youths. When I was your age, I was not on Nairaland insulting people, I was achieving the wealths I have today.

You dey sell penis enlargement drug and you dey here dey form Christian, you're not well

IsaacRocks:
hmmm. Wow and you are a youth in this country. What a disgrace to youths. When I was your age, I was not on Nairaland insulting people, I was achieving the wealths I have today.

Mumu so you think everyone here is a kid abi,you just assume you're older than me, ancient of days

sartee:
I know better than the op... Just helping him market his Wares. So let him consider his price and increase it a little bit more

You don't know jack shit, locked iphones are almost 50% cheaper than factory unlocked, if you don't know this for a fact then don't attempt to argue with me cos you don't know nothing about phones.
Option 2-sarcasm

IsaacRocks:
You Speak like my Last born. How old are you. And for your correction am Ebira

So you don born and you still can't put words together like a complete man,who married you,cos I'm sure your wife paid your bride price

IsaacRocks:
am from kogi state Sir.

So na Igbo dey kogi abi,I don't care which tribe you represent if you diss any tribe here you're not a man you're not different from kingosytex the new golugo of nairaland.