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Tingles:
Adam's wasn't a case of stupidity but one of undiluted love, a perfect man with no sense of distrust or suspicion. . . He wasn't a mumu, he probably ate because there weren't changes in eve who already ate the fruit.

@Post: Love/Lust makes us silly, this stupidity almost cost me my future.

oh really--Undiluted love! Didn't God warn him about the tree of Knowledge?! Undiluted love ko, Concentrated affection ni---

He ate because there weren't changes in Eve yet? Chei! You just "MuMufied" my already Mumu guy the more. lol---What kind of yeye reason is that?
This Nigga was supposed to be the HEAD of that garden remember?

The main point is that guy was a mistake of nature. I swear! ahn ahn! ABRAHAM, MOSES, JOSEPH or one of them people should have been the FIRST MAN. Maybe they would have been smarter.  And I won't be in school now, working my a$$ off ----lol--- The tin dey pain me. I dislike MumuNess. 

Btw, where was ADAM when the conversion between Madam Eve and Professor Satan was going on? He was playing Ten-Ten with the monkeys? MuMu guy. Overseer ko, Underseer ni.

MzDarkSkin:
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Each man listed had somethings in common. Simply, using their small heads
to think for them. Basically the lack of common sense and logics is the reason for their
downfall. PERIOD.[/color]

Your theory might be somewhat true. But, The first guy you mention is enough for me to dismiss your whole theory. ADAM IS A VERY FOOLISH MAN. Pls who doesn't know that? ---hehehheh. I always wonder if God regrets creating that OPONU of an ADAM.   That guy is very st[i]upid[/i] se--I repeat! How can you jst accept a random APPLE from your HELPER just like that? The funny thing is God gave him brain to think o-----lol--- And people don't come here and say he was being seduced, coz they didn't even know the manipulative strength of SEX then--- SHA MY POINT IS ADAM is a messed up guy. Only God knows if he repented from his MUMU ways or he still continued acting like a dunce after they left the garden. Only God knows what he did about Cain ad Abel's case as a father.

And I know someone is asking " What about EVE?" Well, EVE too is a MUMU. But, I understand her case. THE DEVIL himself manipulated her. So the degree of sweet-talking and manipulation is very high here. I'm sure EVE didn't have to say much to convince ADAM to eat the freaking apple.

Another proof that ADAM is a MUMU guy--- **Since GENESIS was only written from orally-passed-on stories, I'm not sure how true this is*****

God: Adam Adam, where art thou?

Mumu guy: "I heard the sound of thee in the garden and I was afraid because I was unclothed."

Bloody fool, who asked him for that answer? The question was where are you. A normal answer should be your freaking location.


SAMSON is another case entirely. His own case is almost worse than ADAM's sef. But no one beats ADAM, NO-ONE!  

M M M:
am talking of BLACK Womanliness.

Phate07:
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Really!! Dont tell me Babe! was able to piss you off with this thread?
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I know right! He's the only one vexed! I'm surprised no one is even attacking me sef. 

M M M:
op
re u referring 2 our black Womanliness.

Richvkunt:
@Babe,
You appear to be temperamental,which confirms my theory.
Remember we are only here to post and have fun,so don't take life too serious aye?
Don't worry I know one day you will find the perfect man you are looking for,if he can stand your temper.
Good night,I think I'll have a beer before i hit the sack.
Night all,am out!

Phate07:
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Virgin >>>> A state of being always Hot without been able to satisfy it. Study has shown that Virgins are ready to hump anything.
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**SMH** oH PLS, look at my sexy self--lol-- you really think If I wanted some I wouldn't be getting any? With my million dollar face? Sex is underrated abeg, but I think it's special. So I choose to wait for that special somebody---

emofine:
lol BABE you try oo

But I think people especially the girls have gotta remember that this is just pantomine - the internet particularly nairaland is an extension of theatre and performance art. People here are just testing out their acting skills, for all you know I could be a white guy for example trying to canvass some thoughts/ reactions/ feelings from a particular demographic on here.
99% of things here although considered derrogative and out there is just for laughs at the end of the day. If anything it's made me really consider if I'm actually a Nigerian girl because according to that guideline on how to spot a Naija girl abroad I no dey match any single category lol.
And for those cowards who wan use internet as leverage, well in their curses are their sisters, mothers and daughters not among, it's their female relatives that should be crying not me oo I dey kangpe   I am fortunate to have met many good Naija guys in real life who respect themselves and more importantly their counterpart - now that is how you spot a Naija guy abroad  

Ok. Lemme break it down to you. When all these BOYS talk trash about 9ja babes on this site, I hardly say anything about it (good or bad). But I always have my responses and replies in head. I never want to type them out. I've always felt like it's a waste of time.

But today, as a result of the random occurrences,  I just had to download all my "stored" responses on a topic. It's not like I'm transferring my anger on men. I'm simply letting it all out. And honestly, I feel liberated! 

And trust me, I don't hate men. I love men. (I'm generalizing) I even prefer male company to female company sef. This particular topic is directed at NL GUYZ. Don't get it twisted. 





Trust me not all of them are like this. A good number of them are in good conditions. There are two things/facts in real life (my real life) that I know about, but when I got on NL those facts made an instant 180 degrees turn:

---Igbos and Yorubas are cool with each other.

---Naija guyz don't bash 9ja ladies.

Maybe it's the caliber of people I roll with, but we don't do that sh1t. It's only on NL I see all these happening. The only reason why I'm so concerned is some of these guyz are having problems and they don't know the cause of them. This is just my humble way of showing them what might be the cause. A word/post is enough for the wise.

Phate07:
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**checks the meaning of VIRGIN in my dictionary**
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Richvkunt:
@Babe,
That explains a lot.
The average mature female needs to have s-ex at least twice a week or else the hormones start running wild and she starts--starts --hating all male folk and then jumps on a forum and lets all the frustration out on innocent males on NL like me.
Sorry only saying it as I see it.

PhysicsMHD:
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What's on your two fingers that you're pointing in that pic?

A condom?[/size]

Richvkunt:
@Babe,
So you failed your literature test,and instead of picking your literature books,and trying to find out why you failed this test,you jumped on to NL and started a thread about men.Hum Very clever girl.
So your mother failed to send you money and you take it out on men?
Smacks of frustration to me.
From my experience women are always frustrated when they are not getting enough or any loving.
Please don't let this hatred and frustration with men eat up your soul.

Mr. RichMond-- As for my test, thanks for your concern. Failing to me means getting 80 out of a 100. Yh, I'm that much of an Efikko. Leave me to deal with all that. I know how to take care of my sh1t.

As for my money, I've gotten it! Yay! 

Ok. Lemme break it down to you. When all these BOYS talk trash about 9ja babes on this site, I hardly say anything about it (good or bad). But I always have my responses and replies in head. I never want to type them out. I've always felt like it's a waste of time.

But today, as a result of the random occurrences,  I just had to download all my "stored" responses on a topic. It's not like I'm transferring my anger on men. I'm simply letting it all out. And honestly, I feel liberated! 

And trust me, I don't hate men. I love men. (I'm generalizing) I even prefer male company to female company sef. This particular topic is directed at NL GUYZ. Don't get it twisted. 

Anita, trust me not all of them are like this. A good number of them are in good conditions. There are two things/facts in real life (my real life) that I know about, but when I got on NL those facts made an instant 180 degrees turn:

---Igbos and Yorubas are cool with each other.

---Naija guyz don't bash 9ja ladies.

Maybe it's the caliber of people I roll with, but we don't do that sh1t. It's only on NL I see all these happening. The only reason why I'm so concerned is some of these guyz are having problems and they don't know the cause of them. This is just my humble way of showing them what might be the cause. A word/post is enough for the wise.